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Old 04-19-2004, 08:26 AM   #2761
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The Eye

hehe that was a funny episode! so heres another one...

Aragorn: I'll never get my comeuppance, you hear me.... no.... come...uppance!!!
*hords of people start to chase him..."Epp" *runs away screaming*
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Old 04-19-2004, 01:40 PM   #2762
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For the Hug picture...

Legolas: I love you I love you!!! Muah Muah!

Boromir: Uh, Leggie honey, Boromir can't breath!
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Old 04-19-2004, 05:00 PM   #2763
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Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim
Aragorn: "Help me! I've shrunk!"
HILLARIOUS!!!


Aragorn: Agh, I CAN'T MOVE!!! AHHHHHH!! So this is why Gandalf said "Never challenge the Eye of Sauron to a staring contest. You will not win".......
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:51 PM   #2764
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I hope this works...
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Old 04-20-2004, 02:52 PM   #2765
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Eowyn: What have you done to your face?!
Aragorn: I though pink suited me...
Eowyn: yes, but not all over! The eyes; I said stick to the eyes!
Aragorn: so... you don't like the sparkles?
Eowyn: they were meant for your nails...
Aragorn: ohhh... so that's why the rash appeared. I just thought I was allergic to the cleanser.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Eowyn *thinking*: the face, the face.... I can't find the face... *panic*
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Old 04-20-2004, 03:30 PM   #2766
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Eowen: You're actually considering celebacy!!!
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Old 04-20-2004, 06:57 PM   #2767
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Please, Aragorn, listen to me...take...a...bath.
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Old 04-20-2004, 09:06 PM   #2768
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Eowyn: There's something different about you, Aragorn. New accumulation of dirt?

Aragorn: Nope.

Eowyn: Er....you polished that ring you always wear?

Aragorn: I did that last week.

Eowyn: You're...Oh Eru! You're finally going to dye your hair copper?! *squeals* And then it will be FLUFFY and SOFT!!!!

Aragorn: I'm afraid not, although I may consider doing so.

Eowyn: Well?! What is it?

Aragorn: Haven't you noticed that my braces are as of now GONE?

Eowyn: *peers at him closely* OH! IT'S SO, BLINDINGLY SHINY!!!!! *faints in joy*




This is in commemeration of having my own braces removed! Oh wait, now I have a mainstream smile! AGH! THE ABSOLUTE HORROR! It burns us it does!!!!!
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Old 04-21-2004, 07:57 AM   #2769
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Dont worry Amariden, as soon as you get your braces out your teeth go all to Hell anyway. I think its as a result of a joke played by a truly cruel God.

Eowyn: "You...you're not Aragorn at all! That's a mask!

*Eowyn rips and tugs at Gorn's face*

Aragorn: *thinks to himself* Ah! Quite a tiger there....No! Don't think those thoughts!

*Arwen intercepts Aragorn's thoughts (Hey, it happened in the movies!)*

Arwen: "Get that face out of those hands or I'll flog you with the rolling pin when you get home. You hear me?"

Aragorn: "Hmmm. It appears I'm in the age-old predicament of being between the possessed, manic depressive mistress and the psychotic, paranoid fiancee. What to do, what to do....."

Eowyn: "Just as I suspected! You are Polihrinos Polonious Papadopoulos, the evil King of Persia! Where's my sword? I shall gut you like a common hog!"

*Aragorn runs for door while screaming in a ridiculously high-pitched voice*
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Old 04-21-2004, 02:44 PM   #2770
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Eowyn- Wow! Neat!
Aragorn- What?
Eowyn- Your hair is so greasy that I can mould it into shapes with my hands! Look! I've made a monkey! Ook ook!
Aragorn- ?

~Maeg

PS- Do the wave for me! Today is my 18th birthday! Yeehaw!
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Old 04-21-2004, 03:01 PM   #2771
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Ary: Eowyn... I- I have to tell you something.
Eowyn: *soft confidential voice* Don't worry, you can tell me anything.
Ary: Well, you see, I have something in Rivendell...
Eowyn: Yes?
Ary: *starts bawling* WAAAH I FORGOT MY PURPLE SQUEAKY BATH TOY AND I ABSOLUTELY CAN'T TAKE A BATH WITHOUT IT BECAUSE THE BATHTUB MONSTERS WILL COME AND EAT MY PINKY TOES!!!!
and that, folks, is the real story behind the dirt.

Or-
*in slow mo*
Eowyn: *bitch slaps aragorn across his face* What do you mean my lollipop was "misplaced"? How could you DO this to me??? I thought I could trust you, I thought you were different. But then you go and "misplace" it while I'm in the moonbounce, thats IT we're OVER!!! *storms off muttering under breath* Men...
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Old 04-22-2004, 08:16 AM   #2772
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White Tree <------- Look! White Tree!

Lol

Eowyn: What a zit!
Aragorn: *blank stare*
Eowyn: I mean... erhm... What is it?
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Old 04-22-2004, 01:24 PM   #2773
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heey.. thats ^^osmosis jones...
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Old 04-22-2004, 11:05 PM   #2774
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Aragorn: NO!!! It can't be!! The White Rabbit!! ARRRGH!!

White Rabbit: RAWWRRR!!

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Old 04-23-2004, 06:30 AM   #2775
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Éowyn: Oh my eru! I cant believe that you and the boys were so drunk that you got one of thoes new eye piercings!
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Old 04-25-2004, 08:24 PM   #2776
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Eowyn: Oh my! You're hair is actually wet! What is the world coming to?
Legolas (somewhere in the background): War! He used my raspberry shampoo!
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Old 04-25-2004, 10:20 PM   #2777
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In a crazy alternate world where East is West and Sauron is not a flaming eye atop Barad-dûr...

Leggy: Is that a sponge? IS THAT A SPONGE! Get it away from me!!!

Argy: You really need to take a bath. [evil grin]

Borry: Hurry up...*gasp*...he's choking me...

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Aragorn picture

Aragorn wears Arwen's wedding dress.

Evidence was tampered.

Many a "D@mn" were uttered by the viewers.

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Éowyn: You're prettier than me...why are you prettier than me? *smells Argy* And you smell better than me! WHY DO YOU SMELL BETTER?

Aragorn: Got a new makeup person.

Éowyn: Oh. PJ, when can I get a new makeup person?

PJ: You don't get a new makeup person. You die at the start of RotK.
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Old 05-01-2004, 10:44 AM   #2778
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Eowyn: Aragorn, this is the wrong scene. Your not suposed to be here until after Theodred dies... I'm sorry, but you'll have to go chace the orcs somemore now, until my brother goes and kills them all for you.
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Old 05-01-2004, 10:28 PM   #2779
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Got enough captions for a pic I can't even see, anyone?


I WANT MY TEDDY!!
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Old 05-02-2004, 08:37 AM   #2780
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heey.. thats ^^osmosis jones...
Yes it is
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Old 05-02-2004, 04:45 PM   #2781
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Old 05-02-2004, 07:08 PM   #2782
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Legolas: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
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Old 05-03-2004, 02:23 AM   #2783
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legsie's afraid of water...

Rohirrim: Haha,Legsie won't jump in the pool! *chanting* Legsie's afraid of water, Legsie's afraid of water!
Legolas: Shut up, you! I'm taking aim, that's what I'm doing! I'll jump in a minute, you'll see, and with a sommersault, no less!
Rohirrim: Yea, that's what you said an hour ago...
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Old 05-03-2004, 06:28 AM   #2784
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Legolas: Allright, I'll go kill the Uruks. Just don't poke me with those things!
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Old 05-03-2004, 08:12 AM   #2785
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Old 05-03-2004, 09:49 AM   #2786
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LEGOLAS!!! NO! DON'T JUMP! IT'S NOT THAT BAD!!!

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Old 05-03-2004, 10:30 AM   #2787
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Legolas: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
OR...

Legolas: Le uanui a lín naneth háb gladhaen!!!! ( You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny!)

OR...

Legolas: Lya amil i a Yrch!!! ( Your mother is an Orc!)

Needless to say, the orcs thought he was pretty stupid and didn't take him too serious after that...
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Old 05-04-2004, 12:09 AM   #2788
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Silmaril To continue my post on the previous pic...

Legolas: Prepare to meet your doom, Aragorn! Nobody uses my shampoo and gets away with it!

Some random person behind him: Talk about vanity. He just hates it when someone smells as good as he does.
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Old 05-04-2004, 10:30 AM   #2789
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Legolas: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
Ahahahahahahahah! Yes Saucy! Monty Python is good in any situation.

Legolas: I fart in your general direction!
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Old 05-04-2004, 11:22 AM   #2790
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In this episode of Middle-Earth's Most Extreme Sports, Prince Legolas of Mirkwood bungee jumps into an oncoming army of Uruk-Hai and survives. YAYS.
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Old 05-04-2004, 01:28 PM   #2791
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Legolas: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!?!?!
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Old 05-05-2004, 08:06 AM   #2792
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Oh Python!

*And now Mr Legolas will sing for you "I've got two legs!"

Legolas: "I've got two legs from my hips to the ground and...."

*Orcs are unimpressed and throw rotten fruit*
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:24 PM   #2793
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Legolas: "I'm warning you, if you guys don't stop singing, "I'm singing in the rain", I will come down there and join you. I'm a soprano and you won't like it! I'm warning you! Here me?!"
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Old 05-06-2004, 04:31 PM   #2794
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Legolas is enraged that the orcs are singing about cutting down even more of his beloved trees.
Orcs "I'm a lumberjack and thats ok, I sleep all night and I work all day......."

Gotta love Monty Python! Can't wait till the orcs get into some of the later verses, hehe
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Old 05-07-2004, 05:20 AM   #2795
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Legolas: Do not worry, Haldir, you will not have been killed in vain.

Haldir: Oh, I'm not quite dead yet.

Legolas:Oh, You will not have been mortally wounded in vain.

Haldir: Acually, I'm feeling better; I think I'll come fight with you...
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Old 05-07-2004, 07:27 AM   #2796
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Stupid school internet blocker; how dare it not allow me to see a funny pic that I want to post a funny caption for!!! Oh well, I'll just slightly extend the "Monty Python" quote:

Legolas: "I don't want to talk to you no more; you empty-headed animal food trough licker! I fart in your genaral direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

How does the rest of the "Lumberjack" song go? "I wear strapless heels and a spandex bra"? I think that's part of it; hehe now I'm imaging orcs dressed in....wait that's just scary and wrong.
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Old 05-07-2004, 11:58 AM   #2797
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Boots More Lumberjack song than we needed to know...

I think one verse of Monty Python's Lumberjack Song goes like this:

ORC-"I wear high heels, I skip and jump, I go to the lava'treeee!
On Wednesday I go shoppin', and have buttered scones for teeeea!"

And then-
ORC- "I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a brawr!
I wish I was a girlie, just like my dear ma-maaaaaarrr!"

Legolas- *cries* And I thought you were so butch!!!

Umm.... Anyway. That was just... what's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah. WRONG!!!

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Old 05-08-2004, 06:32 AM   #2798
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Old 05-08-2004, 11:36 AM   #2799
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