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Old 08-13-2002, 01:17 PM   #1
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Here's a little something I found in the Tolkien Archives [www.tolkien-archives.com] , it really is quite funny... If you've seen Star Wars episode IV...

Strider: Aragorn son of Arathorn, I'm the captain of the Rangers. They tell me you're looking for passage to Rivendell.

Frodo: Yes, indeed. If you're a fast Ranger.

Strider: Fast? You've never heard of Strider?

Frodo: Should I have?

Strider: I've made the Gondor run in less than twelve leagues!

Frodo reacts to Strider's stupid attempt to impress them with obvious misinformation.

Strider: I've outrun armies of Orcs, not the local half-Orcs, mind you. I'm talking about the big Uruks of Mordor now. I'm fast enough for you, old hobbit. What's the cargo?

Frodo: Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two other hobbits with funny names, and no questions asked.

Strider: What is it? Some kind of local trouble?

Frodo: Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Mordorian entanglements.

Strider: Well, that's the trick, isn't it? And it's going to cost you something extra. Ten thousand, all in advance.

Sam: Ten thousand? We could almost buy our own Ringwraith for that!

Strider: But who's going to control it, kid? You?

Sam: You bet I could. I'm not such a bad Dark Lord myself! We don't have to sit here and listen....

Frodo: We haven't that much with us. But we could pay your two thousand now, plus fifteen when we reach Rivendell.

Strider: Seventeen, huh!

Strider ponders this for a few moments.

Strider: Okay, you guys got yourself a Ranger. We'll leave as soon as you're ready. Stable ninety-four.

Frodo: Ninety-four.

Strider: Looks like somebody's beginning to take an interest in your handiwork.

Frodo and Sam turn around to see four Orcs looking at the dead bodies and asking Butterbur some questions. Butterbur points to the booth.

Orc: All right, we'll check it out.

The Orcs look over at the booth but Frodo and Sam are gone. Butterbur shrugs his shoulders in puzzlement.

Strider: Seventeen thousand! Those guys must really be desperate. This could really save my neck.


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Bill. Ferny: Going somewhere, Dunadan?

Strider: Yes, Bill Ferny. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your boss. Tell Saruman that I've got his money.

B. F.: It's too late. You should have paid him when you had the chance. Sharky's put a price on your head, so large that every bounty hunter in Middle-Earth will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first.

Strider: Yeah, but this time I got the money.

B. F.: If you give it to me, I might forget I found you.

Strider: I don't have it with me. Tell Saruman...

B. F.: Sharky's through with you. He has no time for Rangers who drop their shipments at the first sign of a Uruk.

Strider: Even I get searched sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

Strider slowly reaches for Anduril under the table.

B. F.: You can tell that to Sharky. He may only take your sword.

Strider: Over my dead body.

B. F.: That's the idea. I've been looking forward to killing you for a long time.

Strider: Yes, I'll bet you have.

Suddenly the slimy Half-Orc disappears in a blinding flash of light. Strider pulls his smoking Anduril from beneath the table as the other patrons look on in bemused amazement. Strider gets up and starts out of the Common Room, flipping Butterbur some coins as he leaves.

Strider: Sorry about the mess.

[ August 18, 2002: Message edited by: Dark-Caranthir ]
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Old 08-13-2002, 01:50 PM   #2
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My two favorite stories collide! Thank you, Dark-Caranthir! My life has been made joyful once again!
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Old 08-13-2002, 01:54 PM   #3
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Old 08-13-2002, 01:58 PM   #4
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lol, I found those! They're hil-ee-air-ious! WOOO!
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Old 08-13-2002, 03:02 PM   #5
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hahahahahahha thats soooooo funny! i love star wars!!!!! thats cool he-he [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 08-13-2002, 03:49 PM   #6
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Old 08-13-2002, 03:56 PM   #7
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Lol, I love it! Thanks, Dark-Caranthir. What's freaky is that a couple months back I actually had an idea of LotR characters acting out Star Wars, and this is the first time I've read that fic. But SW and LotR are both insanely popular, so I'm not surprised it's already been done. But I like the fic, and it's hilarious! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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hehehe, those were hilarious
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Old 08-14-2002, 01:42 AM   #9
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That was hilarious! I'm a big fan of both, so that was great.
I can just see it all now...and actually I'm quite frightened. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 08-14-2002, 06:11 AM   #10
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I'm glad you all liked it! I've put a happy little light in all our dull little lives!

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Old 08-14-2002, 09:18 PM   #11
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Ha-Ha!! My two favorite movies collide!! Those were hilarious!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Old 09-08-2002, 06:30 PM   #12
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roflmao...yes very funny indeed! Liked that first one!
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Old 09-10-2002, 10:50 AM   #13
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FRODO TAKES OUT HIS LIGHTSABER!!!!!!

"glow, my sword does, YES!!"

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Old 09-10-2002, 01:33 PM   #14
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[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] lol , tanx for posting this, I think it's very funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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LOL!

Yes, Sting really could be somthing of a lightsaber. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!! SOOOOOO funny!!!!!!! Thanx 4 posting this!!!! I loved it!!!!
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Let's try to actually *add* something to the discussion when we post, instead of just saying you thought it was funny or your lyao.
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Old 09-15-2002, 03:17 AM   #18
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When I was surfing in the web, searching for new LOTR-sites I found a banner:

You see Gandalf and the Balrog in Moria.
Gandalf cries:"You cannot pass!"
Balrog:"GANDALF, I'm your father!!"
Gandalf: *gasp*

Sooo cool, but i haven't find the page again. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Does anyone have the link??
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Old 09-15-2002, 01:27 PM   #19
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Bilbo [hanging over edge]: You killed my father!
Gollum: No Bilbo, I am your father!
Bilbo: No, it can't be true! Thats impossible!
Gollum: Look into your feelings Bilbo you know it to be true. Join me and with the ring we can destroy Sauron, and rule Middle Earth as Father and Son!
Bilbo: Aaaaargh! [falls down pit]

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Old 09-16-2002, 02:48 PM   #20
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Very good Dark-Caranthir, although I somewhat imagine that to happen between Frodo and Gollum, [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] situation seems a little more real between them...

And Meaven, I too have seen that banner, the one with a white background I believe, can't think of the site though...
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Old 09-18-2002, 12:50 PM   #21
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What a pity, that you don`t remember the link, Gorothlammothiel, ...

Oh yes, the situation between Gollum and Frodo would fits well in the scene on Mt. Doom. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Gollum: Don't throw the ring into the Cracks of Doom, Frodo, with its help we can rule the world together.
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NO! how about NAZGUL and Frodo?!?!?!?
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Great story!
Wish I had an imagination...
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Old 09-19-2002, 01:19 PM   #24
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I know that Gandalf thing! It might also be on other pages, but I saw the banner on TheOneRing.net a while ago. I just can't remember what it was telling everybody to do... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 09-20-2002, 05:14 AM   #25
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Old 09-20-2002, 01:53 PM   #26
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Oh thanks [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] am I really that great? Are you completely sure? Oh, never mind, I'm just kidding [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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That is soooooo funny!!! Come come, there must be more!!!! I love star wars and lotr!!! GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!!

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*Gandalf falls down pit with balrog*

Frodo: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
*orcs all turn around and begin to fire arrows at them*
Gandalf: Run, frodo, run!!!
*frodo grabs Legolas's bow and fires a few arrows killing some orcs*
Gandalf: Run!
*frodo turns and runs after the others*

I am so glad God has gifted me with an imagination. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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hmmmmmmmmmm........

what about......

Amon--<--can't remember!

entire fellowship get captured by those little Wookkies instead of ors.... and they all think LEGOLAS is a god 'cause of his gold hair... and they get help defeating the "orc-troopers" and uh, han-omir dies??
NAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!
whatever! sorry!
just picture the wookies.... those cute little wookies...boromir is annoyed...all the hobbits dancing with creatures with furrier feet then them.... legolas tellin them the story... (with Gandalf as obi-wan)... and gimili dreaming about "Ga_leah_driel"....... and Sky-shanks... thinking about the future and how he has to defeat Sauron.

HOW ABOUT!!!

Aragorn: YOU KILLED MY FATER!!!
Sauron: No, I am your Father!
together we will rule all of middle-earth!
father and son!
Aragorn: hmmmmmmmmm... tempting!
uh, no wait!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


SOOOOOO SORRY!
my lame attempt!

picture legolas in a pod-racer OHHH YEAH!!!horses are too 2nd age!
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yo yo! pplz! 'sup 'sup? y'all ready fo' this?

*Star Wars theme song plays*

a long, long, time ago in the lands of middle earth...........

RING QUEST

A Circle of rings have broken, by the vast powers of the dark lord, Sauron. Small lesser rings of power slowly sank into extiction.

Until Recent the Kings of old were the most feared in Middle-earth, For two whole ages, The kings perfected their art as personal bodygaurds for the lesser peoples. they were chief architects in invisible Imperial space force.... cellular phones.... which expanded the Kingdom across the plains, from the lands of Gondor, to the Southfarthing.

Now these legendary warriors are all but extinct. One by one they have been hunted down and destoyed. As enimies of the new empire by a ferocious sinister rival, and his evil warriors, the ringwraiths of the dark lord.

a working progress.... and i guess it should be palantir, the seeing stones.. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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I wished they'd make TLOTR movies like what G Lucas did to Star Wars, they can get great stories from the first and second age and turn them into prequels, lots of prequels. I think Silmarillion would also make a great movie and also the love story of Arwen and Aragorn, cheesy(but i wouldn't want it, a love story would be difficult in a middleearth setting).

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This comes from Episode one:

Orc/Watto: Hobbits? Hobbits are no good around here, I need something more real..

Aragorn/Qui-gon: I don't have anything else, but Hobbits will do fine

Orc/Watto: No they won't!

Aragorn/Qui-gon:Hobbits will do fine

Orc/Watto: No they won't! What do you think yur some kind of Jedi waving your hand around like that? No Hobbits, no mithril, no deal.

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(Episode 2 now)

Arwen/Padme: Frodo? My how you've grown...

Frodo/Anikin: You've grown too, more beutiful that is...um..uhh

Arwen/Padme: *Smiles* You'll always be that little hobbit I met in the wild

(Lame I know, but it's been awhile since I've seen those 2)

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Here's a little insight into the inner workings of evil:

The Witch-King Don't be too confident in this terror you have created. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the One.

Nazgûl #1 Don't try to frighten us with your sorceror's ways. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't helped you to conjure up that stolen Ring; or given you omniscience enough to find its bearer.

The Witch-King I find your lack of faith disturbing.

A mysterious force begins to choke Nazgûl #1

Sauron Enough! Release him!

The Witch-King As you wish

Nazgûl #1 slumps forward, gasping for breath

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ROFL! Oh man, you guys are sooo funny! I'm running low on ideas, but if you want to read my best one so far, go to Other movies scenes from LotR in this forum. (It's on either pg. 1 or 2.)

Gandalf to Consul of Elrond: He is the chosen one, you must see it.

Elrond: He is too stupid, Mith-Ron.

Gandalf: I assure you, he is capable of completing this task.

Pippin: Ooh, pointy-eared people. Ha ha ha!

Gandalf: *sigh* Alright, you win, Frodo will take the Ring.

Frodo: %*$%!
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I'm back!


Frodo: I'm not afraid

Aragorn: You will be, you will be...


or it could work the other way


Yoda: Are you frightened Luke?

Luke: Yes

Yoda: Not nearly frightened enough
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Lol, I can just hear Yoda saying that, "Not scared enough, you are."

Okay, I posted this one somewheres else a while back, but I like it...

Faramir: "What is your name? Whence do you come? And whither do yuo go? What is your business?"

Gollum: "I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that hobbit and POW! Mesa here! Mesa very scared!"

Faramir: "The punishment for entering the Forbidden Pool unbidden is death!"

Gollum: "How wude!"
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Old 11-24-2002, 07:02 PM   #37
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FRODO: Okay, this is it. We're going in, and we're going in full throttle. That oughta keep those Nazgûl off our backs.

GOLLUM: Frodo, at that speed will you be able to get out in time?

FRODO: It'll be just like Green Hill Country back home....

[FRODO, SAM, and GOLLUM run into Mordor]

GOLLUM: You see any Nazgûl yet?

FRODO: No...wait. I have three marks, at Isenmouthe!

[Face shot of the WITCH-KING]

WITCH-KING: Firmer fomation.

[Back to the RINGBEARERS]

SAM: They're coming in fast, Frodo.

FRODO: You worry about the Dark Tower, Sam, I'll worry about the Nazgûl.

[The WITCH-KING hacks at Sam]

SAM: I'm hit!

FRODO: Get clear, Sam, you can't do any more good back there!

SAM: Sorry!

[Sam runs back to Cirith Ungol}

GOLLUM: Frodo, they're right behind me.

FRODO: Hold them off for a few more seconds!

GOLLUM: Wait! Frodo! Wait!

[GOLLUM disappears in a flash of flame]

[FRODO reaches MOUNT DOOM]

BILBO v/o: Use the phial, Frodo!

[FRODO looks around, confused]

[FRODO stops running, walks towards the SAMMATH NAUR]

[Shot of ARAGORN and GANDALF]

GANDALF: He's stopped running. {Pause] Frodo, you've stopped running. What's wrong?

FRODO v/o: Nothing. I'm all right.

[Shot of the WITCH-KING]

WITCH-KING: I have you now!

[One Nazgûl explodes. The other spins, hits the WITCH-KING, and runs into MOUNT DOOM. The WITCH-KING spins out of control to the south]

GWAIHIR: Whoo-hooo!!!

GWAIHIR: You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!

[FRODO throws the Ring into the Sammath Naur]

[GWAIHIR picks FRODO up. MOUNT DOOM explodes behind them]

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Old 11-25-2002, 03:42 PM   #38
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Did anybody else notice that in the FotR when Frodo and Aragorn are having that amusing lil ride on that broken bridge in Moria and Aragorn yells, "Hang on!!" that he sounds exactly like Han Solo?

Maybe, maybe not, but at least if gives you an excuse to pull out the movie and watch a bit to check.. hehehe
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Old 11-25-2002, 06:56 PM   #39
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You know, you're right...

*Pulls out DVD and tries to see if Viggo is anything like Harrison Ford.*
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