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Old 08-19-2002, 03:59 PM   #41
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Pippin: Don't you love family get togethers?
Merry: Yeah, those fireworks wer awesome! And to think, Gandalf didn't catch us.
Pippin: Four words- barbecue grill, lighter fluid.
Merry: Let's do it!
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Old 08-19-2002, 04:32 PM   #42
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Merry: Maybe we should have set up the explosions OUTSIDE.

Pippin: Yeah, I agree. If we're going to catch a Black Rider, don't you think we should have..

Merry: Been more quiet? That way we could have sneaked up on him and he wouldn't have run off to fetch his other little friends to kill us.

Pippin: No, I was thinking more explosions.

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Old 08-19-2002, 05:06 PM   #43
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Merry: Looks like our attempt to turn into Black Riders didn't work.

Pippin: Yep. Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Merry: I think so, but if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he still do it?

Pippin: No, loser! *hits Merry* Let's tunr into elves!
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Old 08-19-2002, 05:11 PM   #44
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Marry: Let's get another.

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Old 08-20-2002, 06:38 AM   #45
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Old 08-20-2002, 11:34 AM   #46
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who says cave trolls don't fart...
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Old 08-20-2002, 12:53 PM   #47
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Pippin: "When Frodo said that Gandalf was going to blow up when he heard about our last prank, I though he was speaking figuratively..."
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Old 08-20-2002, 01:33 PM   #48
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That was very amusing ElanorGamgee, I can just see that happening too [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 08-20-2002, 02:16 PM   #49
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Quote:
who says cave trolls don't fart...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!
AM SERIOUSLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD, PEOPLE GIVING ME ODD LOOKS!!
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Old 08-20-2002, 05:24 PM   #50
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With apologies to Nazgulnumber ten!

Merry - 'Pippin, next time the cave troll farts DON'T SET LIGHT TO IT!!!'
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Old 08-20-2002, 05:32 PM   #51
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Old 08-21-2002, 06:12 PM   #52
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OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOL @ NN10!!! Uh oh, comp teacher coming, gotta go... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 08-21-2002, 06:30 PM   #53
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Pippin: So what's for supper now?
Merry: Whatever you can salvage.

It's all I could think of. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 08-22-2002, 11:34 AM   #54
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Pippin: 'Wow! I didn't know dragons could get colds!'

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Old 08-22-2002, 12:43 PM   #55
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Pippin: Who knew fire could burn you?
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Old 08-22-2002, 06:08 PM   #56
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Gandalf: Why in Middle Earth did I ask Merry and Pippin to light the barbeque fire?! My love for the halflings leaf really does slow my mind.
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Old 08-22-2002, 08:45 PM   #57
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Pippin: this is why we do it OUTSIDE
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Old 09-01-2002, 09:16 PM   #58
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Old 09-01-2002, 09:20 PM   #59
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Sam: "Please, Mr. Strider, can't we keep one torch lit? We're so scared of the dark."

Pippin: "Did you just hear what I heard, Merry?"

Merry: "It's only your imagination, Pip...I think..."
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Old 09-01-2002, 09:22 PM   #60
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Pippin: What's the fire for?
Sam: *muttering* For setting you on fire, you fool of a Took.
Pippin: Huh? Did you say something, Sam?
Sam: No, nothing. . .
Merry: He said "for setting you on fire, you fool of a Took."
Pippin runs away crying.
Sam: Nice going, Merry. Now you made him cry!
Merry: You were the one who said it!
Sam: I didn't mean for him to hear it!
Merry: Well then you shouldn't have said it out loud!
Aragorn: SHUT UUUUUUPPP! *mutters* Or I'll set you all on fire. . .
Merry: What was that, Strider?
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Old 09-01-2002, 09:45 PM   #61
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we found harry potter! now for the witch-buring!!!
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Old 09-01-2002, 10:30 PM   #62
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SAM: Where did my third juggling fire club go?
PIPPIN: I think it's up in that tree?
MERRY: Is it just me... or does it look like the tree is trying to put itself out?
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Old 09-02-2002, 02:04 PM   #63
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Sam: I TOLD you guys those things were flammable...but did you listen...NO!!!

Pippin: What'd you say?

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Old 09-02-2002, 03:07 PM   #64
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Merry: I spy with my little eye....something shiny and silver!

Pippin: Is it a rock!

Merry: No.

Pippin: Is it a stick!

Merry: Uh...no...

Sam: Is it Strider's blade that he's taken out and is now approaching us with a scary, evil gleam in his eye because we hobbits lit torches so that any black rider can come and easily find us?

Merry: Yes, your turn!

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Pippin: What's that?

Merry: What's what?

Pippin: Up in that tree there.

Sam: It looks like a black rider!

Aragorn: You fools!! They've found us now! You stupid little hobbits!

Ringwraith: Hey, hey now Aragorn. I just wanted to come by and roast marshmellows with you people, no need to yell at the little fuzzy ones.

They're not that funny, but oh well.
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Old 09-02-2002, 04:39 PM   #65
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I thought they were very funny, Lothiriel, especially the first one. It made me laugh out loud, which resulted in odd looks from my family.
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Old 09-02-2002, 06:01 PM   #66
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Thanks Nev! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 09-02-2002, 07:49 PM   #67
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OMG. Those are hilarious!!! Nev, and Lothiriel's first one were my favorites from the last one. I was seriously rolling in the floor! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 09-02-2002, 09:15 PM   #68
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Why thank you, I'm flattered! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 09-03-2002, 01:27 AM   #69
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ok bad: i'm not technically sposed to be on the computer, but here I am, laughing away. O dear, I have to wake up in three hours! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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Old 09-03-2002, 01:53 PM   #70
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Sam: What exactly are we supposed to do with these torches?
Pippin: You got me.
Merry: Um... guys? Those horsepeople on top of the hill don't look too friendly...
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Old 09-03-2002, 05:43 PM   #71
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Pippin: Is that just me, or is Gandalf on a *gulp* broomstick??
Sam: What are you talking about, Pip? Gandalf's a wizard, not a stupid witch!
Merry: No, Pippin's right! Gandalf's writing with smoke in the sky!! What... what's he saying??
Pippin: It's some form of piglatin... i can't read it!
Frodo: It is the language of Texas, which I will not utter here.
Merry: Oh please? It might be important!
Frodo: *sighing* Fine. It says "stop, drop, and roll!!"
Sam: What d'you suppose THAT means?
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Old 09-03-2002, 06:02 PM   #72
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Sam: Man it's hot.

Pippin: Hey what's that?

Marry: I don't know.

Sam: It's to darkover there. Man I wish
Strider wasn't so cheep.

Marry: Ya we could of gotten the flashlights.

Aragorn: I hurd that! (Takes out sword)

Marry, Pippin and Sam: Oooooooooh crud.
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Old 09-03-2002, 06:39 PM   #73
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Sam: I think we're lost.

Pippin: You could say that again.

*meanwhile Merry's hair seems to be catching on fire* o_O;
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Old 09-03-2002, 06:42 PM   #74
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Let's play with a pic from The Two Towers now!!!
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Old 09-03-2002, 06:48 PM   #75
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omer: I think those guys are talking about us...

*faint laughter in backround*

Wormtongue: Is it my hair...?

(Cool picture, by the way. I've never seen it before.)

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Old 09-03-2002, 06:48 PM   #76
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Eomer: Hmmm...I see that guests have arrived! Must go see who they are!

Wormtongue: Wha...ack! I've got hair in my mouth!

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Old 09-03-2002, 07:35 PM   #77
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It is the language of Texas, which I will not utter here
Hey! I'm a Texan! (And by the way, I'm NOT a cowboy/girl!!!!!!!)
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Old 09-03-2002, 07:47 PM   #78
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cool. wormtougne can pick his nose and not even use a finger.
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Old 09-03-2002, 09:30 PM   #79
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Eomer: Is my tag sticking out?
Wormtongue: OH my gosh... I'm late for teaching potions class!!! (slight Harry Potter reference... I can't help it if he reminds me of Snape [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] )
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My lame attempt:

Eomer: A Ranger, an Elf, and a Dwarf... Hey, Wormtongue, we have guests! I suggest you put on a tie. And maybe comb your hair too... *snickers*
Wormtongue: What? Don't diss my hair! chicks dig this look!
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