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Old 01-03-2009, 08:02 PM   #13161
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Gandalf's stay in Lrien abruptly ended as he 'accidentally' discovered Galadriel's private bath.
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Old 01-04-2009, 01:29 AM   #13162
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Old 01-04-2009, 01:59 AM   #13163
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Old 01-07-2009, 01:14 AM   #13164
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Gandalf the White runs to the hills when he is told of the forthcoming Hobbit movie, and is told he has to change back into his scratchy old grey kit. He is also not happy about having the grey rinse again either.
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Old 01-07-2009, 06:01 AM   #13165
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Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
The wizard look remarkably cheerful for somone being sucked down a plughole.
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Old 01-07-2009, 07:00 AM   #13166
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Gandalf the White gets t'monk on because his new robes haven't been ironed by Varda.
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Old 01-07-2009, 10:01 AM   #13167
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Gandalf finally discovered, after his many travels, the best portable outhouse Middle-earth had to offer.

Gandalf: I'm HOME!!!!
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Old 01-07-2009, 04:37 PM   #13168
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Gandalf cries vainly for help as he is swept over the watery precipice of Rauros in nothing more than an ashtray made to look like a scallop shell.
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Old 01-07-2009, 04:43 PM   #13169
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Gandalf: "Shoggoths? There are no shoggoths here. On a completely unrelated note, does your insurance cover mental illness?"
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Old 01-07-2009, 07:08 PM   #13170
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Smeagol to the house of your grandmother as
she greets you and Deagol for that holiday.
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:47 AM   #13171
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Gandalf multitasks by both posing for an El Greco painting and parting the Red Sea.
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Old 01-11-2009, 08:32 AM   #13172
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The poster for Gandalfs new role in the dwarf opera

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Gandalf: BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM EVIL
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Old 01-11-2009, 09:46 PM   #13173
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"Yeh, but you should have seen the one that got away, it was this big",said Gandalf.
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Old 01-11-2009, 10:01 PM   #13174
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Gandalf discovers the magic of Rit whitener and blacklights.
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Old 01-25-2009, 04:18 PM   #13175
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Gandalf realises how wet his cloak really is.

or the obvious...

Gandalf ponders the merits of uncloaking in this situation.
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Old 01-25-2009, 04:19 PM   #13176
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Gandalf has been paused in that position for a few minutes now. He'd completely forgotten what he was saying.
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Old 01-25-2009, 04:35 PM   #13177
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If no one has objections, I'll post a new picture.

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Old 01-25-2009, 04:37 PM   #13178
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Legolas needs Aragorn for "moral support"

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Legolas: Urgh! What's that on your shoe, Aragorn!
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Old 01-25-2009, 04:40 PM   #13179
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Aragorn and Legolas's "moment" is interrupted when Gimli burps.
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Old 01-25-2009, 04:43 PM   #13180
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I have to bring this up before anyone else, sorry:

Gandalf uncloaks!

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Old 01-25-2009, 04:59 PM   #13181
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Aragorn watches helplessly as the termites carry his legs away.

OR

Quicksand was not the way Aragon thought he'd die. Legolas hadn't quite twigged it yet and he'd been there for hours.
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Old 01-25-2009, 05:01 PM   #13182
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Gimli is neck deep in the green snow.
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Old 01-25-2009, 05:50 PM   #13183
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Legolas: "Just look at those roots! Your grey is showing!"
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Old 01-25-2009, 06:07 PM   #13184
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After pulling the lever, Legolas realized that the trap-door wasn't big enough for Aragon.
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Old 01-25-2009, 11:14 PM   #13185
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Legolas: "...now that I've led you to your DOOOOM!" *pinch pinch*

Aragorn: "Um...what?"

Legolas: *pinch pinch* "C'mon, it works for Vulcans!"
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Old 01-25-2009, 11:19 PM   #13186
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Old 01-26-2009, 12:18 AM   #13187
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Valesse has just left Hobbiton.
Hey Diddle, diddle
With a dwarf in the middle
And Legolas feeling like a loon.
Aragorn scoffed to see such a sight
When the dish ran away with the spoon.
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:21 AM   #13188
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Aragorn and Legolas decided to show people just how large the evles of old was.
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:35 AM   #13189
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Gimli soon realized it was the wrong moment to ask Aragon to help him tie his shoe laces again.

OR

For a terrifying moment, Aragorn thought he had a hand-shaped growth coming out of his neck.

OR EVEN...

This was taken three seconds before Legolas cried;
"PIGGY BACK TIME!"
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:35 AM   #13190
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Legolas: Aragorn, I'm not sure how comfortable I am seeing Gimli like that.

Aragorn: Well, I'm not sure how comfortable I am with your neck massage.
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:24 AM   #13191
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Valesse has just left Hobbiton.
Defeated once again in a night long dance-off, Isildur's heir fell to his knees.
Legolas: You knew it was folly, Aragorn, he is the Disco King after all.
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:22 AM   #13192
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Old 01-26-2009, 12:32 PM   #13193
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While it isn't spoken of in polite society much, Pippin left some other signs besides the broach that, needless to say, the hunters thought was a bit overboard.
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Old 01-26-2009, 12:41 PM   #13194
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Aragorn was beginning to suspect he had been lied to about Legolas's "manly" weekend when Legolas suggested giving each other makeovers.

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Old 01-26-2009, 09:20 PM   #13195
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I'm embarrassed to offer this, but . . .

Legolas uncloaks!
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:50 PM   #13196
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:07 AM   #13197
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Fighting for several scenes Legolas and Aragorn had finally managed to wrangle back the fantasy epic aura to their entire plight when once again it was ruined by Gimli, plugged into his "Iplod", whistling loudly to Abba.
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Old 02-09-2009, 07:36 AM   #13198
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Aware of Aragorn's phobia of physical contact, Legolas attempts to began a massage subtley.

Aragorn noticed.
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:26 PM   #13199
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