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Old 07-18-2009, 10:43 AM   #13321
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Saruman: "Palantir, Palantir in my hand: Who is the fairest in the land?"
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Old 07-18-2009, 04:41 PM   #13322
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Saruman's elation soon turned into fierce anger when he realized that the street vendor sold him a fake palantir.

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Saruman's is angered when the only thing he sees from his palantir is Gandalf the Gray....uncloaking
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Saruman's is angered when the only thing he sees from his palantir is Gandalf the Gray....uncloaking
Saruman: I knew when Gandalf said he'd commandeered the Palantir network for 'something important' it would be THIS.

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Sauron: Mordor Pizza delivery, how can I help you?

Saruman: MY CAVE TROLL PIZZA WAS FIVE HOURS LATE! AND IT HAD TEETH MARKS IN IT! I DEMAND A REFUND.

Sauron: Hold on, I'll get the manager. Please hold.

*five hours of monotonous hold music later*

Sauron: Hey, turns out I AM the manager. How can I help?

Repeat to infinity...
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When Galadriel recites 'Mirror ,Mirror not so tall, what is cooking to consume for all. Frodo finds it difficult to imagime Half-baked Halfling.
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Frodo: Umm...Lady Galadriel are you sure you are thinking of the right movie?

Galadriel: I don't know why I didn't get the part of Dumbledore. I am much hotter than the one they gave it too!
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Galadriel: I don't know what you did, Frodo, but you're going to have to buy me a new mirror.
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Frodo: "Yeah but that's it??"

Galadriel: "It was 'The Mighty Exploding Smoke Screen Bomb of Doom*,' the largest one they had there."

Frodo: "The smoke wasn't even colored!!"



*Isn't it funny how they come up with some of the most ridiculous & over-the-top sounding names you could ever imagine for fireworks? And often times small ones that don't even do anything...
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Given his options, Pippin decided it was safer to go off & fight the statue in the background & leave Boromir to take on the Uruk.



Boro - the first thing I thought when I saw that picture was something along the lines of your "Dance!" caption - only you had posted & my idea was still taken!!
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Boro - the first thing I thought when I saw that picture was something along the lines of your "Dance!" caption - only you had posted & my idea was still taken!!
hehe my apologies. But you got a good caption, with all the attention being drawn to the Uruk and Boro's sword, I didn't even realize Pippin was in the picture. Good catch.
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Unbeknownst to Boro, Pippin had placed a 'Kick Me' sign on his back, and when the Uruk kicked him, he had enough.
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Boromir: Just hold still! I'll get it.

FOUR SECONDS LATER:

Uruk: Thanks man, I hate spiders you know.

Boromir: Hey, don't worry. I have this irrational fear of arrows.

Uruk: You know, this whole experience has helped me deal with a lot of issues. Maybe I could do the same for you with your phobia?

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Old 08-12-2009, 11:53 AM   #13357
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Faramir: Why does it say 'Property of Boromir'?

Frodo: That's just silly. Boromir died.

Faramir: ... ... Did you steal from a dead body?

Frodo: ... um... *runs away*
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Old 08-12-2009, 09:50 PM   #13358
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Old 08-14-2009, 03:04 PM   #13359
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Old 08-16-2009, 09:12 AM   #13360
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