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Amariden Ravenhill · 05-09-2004, 07:17 PM

Legolas: AGH! OW!!!! *BEEEP* THAT WAS MY FINGER YOU HACKED OFF THAT JUST WENT FLYING OVER THE WALL, GIMLI!!! WHAT DID ARAGORN SAY ABOUT THAT AX?!

Miriel Undomiel · 05-10-2004, 07:11 AM

Legolas looks like he's just had a very strong drink

Maeggaladiel · 05-10-2004, 01:45 PM

Legolas- GASP! I broke a NAIL! That *&%$@# orc made me break a nail!

Sirithheruwen · 05-10-2004, 04:26 PM

*tsk* *tsk* Naughty, naughty, naughty!

Nimrothiel · 05-11-2004, 07:50 AM

Shoot, I didn't get here fast enough to do the obvious "I broke a nail" caption.

Oh well, I've got one lined up in reserve.

Legolas: "Hey, you! Yeah that's right, I'm talking ta you punk! I know you've been stealing my raspberry shampo with the corresponding conditioner. Don't give me that confused 'What's he talking about' look, you know exactly what I'm talking about! Now hand it over, or I'm gonna give you a haircut down to your shoulders!!!!"

Firefoot · 05-11-2004, 04:42 PM

Legolas: Ugh! What is that?

Mad Baggins · 05-11-2004, 08:11 PM

Oh God! Oh God no! That's just....no! Wrong! Eugh!

Lhunardawen · 05-11-2004, 08:40 PM

Yes, dude! I'm prettier than you!

Esgallhugwen · 05-12-2004, 08:23 AM

Legolas "Whooowwweeeee, what is that God aweful stench!!"
note

I was going to make it Eru aweful stench but it didn't seem to work as nicely)
or
"ah, ah, ah, you didn't say the magic word"

Ainaserkewen · 05-12-2004, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Legolas: "I'm warning you, if you guys don't stop singing, "I'm singing in the rain", I will come down there and join you. I'm a soprano and you won't like it! I'm warning you! Here me?!"

Does that make Legolas a Castrato singer??? Maybe that's why we never hear of any kids...

bilbo_baggins · 05-14-2004, 07:57 AM

Saruman: "Ah, now for my daily milk and cookies." Wormtongue: "May I have some as well, my lord?" Saruman: "No, they are mine, all mine."

I imagine something like that

Ainaserkewen · 05-14-2004, 11:44 AM

Grima: Master, you have a "Kick Me" sign on you back!

(Donated by the humorous Kathy who is sitting next to me)

Quicksilver_Sprite · 05-14-2004, 12:12 PM

Wormtongue: I think there's a wasp nesting in your hair, oh wise wizard. Don't move, I'll get it... *pulls out huge wasp-whacker*

05-14-2004, 06:30 PM

Saruman: muahahahahahahaaaaa soon my evil plan will take effect, and i will be the most powerful ruler of all!!!!!!!! come, wormtounge! we must prepare for tonight!

Wormtounge: Why master?... what are we going to do tonight??...

Saruman: the same thing we do every night wormtounge, try to take over the world...

Amariden Ravenhill · 05-14-2004, 07:03 PM

HAHAHAHA!!! Awesome! Another Pinky and the Brain fan!

Saruman: Wormtounge are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Wormtounge: I thinks so, my lord. But if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

Miriel Undomiel · 05-14-2004, 07:30 PM

Lol!

Saruman *through gritted teeth*: Worm! Did you mix up my hand lotion with the super glue again?

Wormtongue *guilty look*: I may have...

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-14-2004, 08:25 PM

Saruman: Saruman says clasp your hands together.

Wormtongue: Like this, Master?

Saruman: Oh, why do I bother?

Mad Baggins · 05-15-2004, 11:01 AM

Saruman: Stop it! I hate playing Shadow!

Grima: Stop it! I hate playing Shadow!

Oddwen · 05-15-2004, 08:20 PM

Saruman: Ahh, now for a brisk poke with my Pokey Stick of Doom!

Grima: Er, would that be the stick I just stoked the fire with?

Lhunardawen · 05-17-2004, 02:04 AM

Ooh, Gimli... Pinky and the Brain!

Saruman: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands...
Grima: *clap* *clap*

05-17-2004, 07:15 PM

u guys are just gonna kafta see the attachment... sorry!!

...unless of course someone knows actually how to post this!!

05-18-2004, 09:48 AM

MERRY "How many apples can i get for this?"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-18-2004, 12:49 PM

Theoden was glad of Merry's service and all, but the young Hobbit had cut his hands so badly whilst offering it that he was of no use in battle, or even to make the king a cup of tea.

Maeggaladiel · 05-18-2004, 01:36 PM

Merry- *thinking* Just one stab... no one is watching... Eowyn and Eomer are gone... I've changed Theoden's will... One quick stab and Rohan is mine!

Sorry, he just has this evil look on his face. Creepy.

Mad Baggins · 05-18-2004, 02:50 PM

You want me to WHAT?!

Esgallhugwen · 05-19-2004, 08:54 AM

Merry: I'll sell you this sword it even makes Julian fries
Theoden: Good gracious what in Eru's name are Julian fries?
*Sam pops in*
Sam: Po-ta-toes!!

Ainaserkewen · 05-19-2004, 09:50 AM

Heheh, Esgallhugwen. That was fun-ny.

Merry: *singing*Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a sword, wouldn't it be great if everybody had a sword. There'd be no more crimes if everybody had a sword. Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a swo-ord!

(The original title to this song is "wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun", I love Canadian comedic singers)

Feared Half-Elf · 05-19-2004, 01:09 PM

Merry couldn't quite get what Legolas was saying about the huge nail file he'd just presented the Hobbit with. Legolas had already been talking for four hours, and had only just got onto how to use it...

Lhunardawen · 05-20-2004, 05:13 AM

Merry: Will you get all the drama over with already? I'm losing blood.
PJ: That's the point, Dom.

Hama Of The Riddermark · 05-20-2004, 07:00 AM

Merry (showing his children his slideshow): And this is the time Aragorn showed me how to grease my hair with sword polish...

Feared Half-Elf · 05-20-2004, 12:45 PM

Just for the record, I found the lyrics to the Lumberjack Song for everybody...

BARBER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

To keep this vagualy on topic...

Merry: Must...keep...grinning. Camera...not...done...yet. Hands...hurt...really...bad...

Esgallhugwen · 05-20-2004, 11:04 PM

Absolutely fantasic Feared Half-Elf! I love your signature.

[dramatic chord]
Gandalf: There he is!
Aragorn: Where? What, behind the rabbit?
Gandalf: It is the rabbit.
Aragorn: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
Gandalf: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Knight#2: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
Gandalf: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Knight#2: What's he do, nibble your bum?
Gandalf: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
A guy goes to chop rabbits head off, gets killed by vicious rabbit [dramatic chord]
Aragorn: Dear Eru!
Knight#2: I done it again!
Gandalf: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same..... Aragorn: Oh, shut up!... Right!
KNIGHTS: Charge! [squeak squeak squeak]
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.
Aragorn: Run away! Run away!

*I changed some of the lines and got rid of others to try and shorten it up, enjoy!*

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-21-2004, 03:33 AM

Soldier of Rohan: This haystack is mine! Mine, I tell you! And I shall fight to the death anyone who tries to take it off me!

Hama Of The Riddermark · 05-21-2004, 05:07 AM

The Rohirrim were getting suspicious of Gondor's method of drawing straws...

Esgallhugwen · 05-21-2004, 12:09 PM

Well you see Lammoth, its just like the scene in the Holy grail movie, where their sort of semi-hiding behind a rocky/ bushy thing, waiting to attack. I was going to do the holy hand grenade, maybe that would have been more appropriate. Oh well.

Man of Rohan: "One small step for me, a giant leap for all of Rohan!"
Man of Gondor:*grumbling* "I would have been there first if I didn't get that blasted wedgy!"

Maeggaladiel · 05-21-2004, 12:22 PM

Eomer and company after killing the a rampaging Chia Pet that threatened the safety of Rohan.

Mad Baggins · 05-21-2004, 06:38 PM

"I'm the king of the castle, and you're the dirty rascal..."

Feared Half-Elf · 05-22-2004, 06:12 AM

Quote:

I love your signature.

Thank you Esgallhugwen *Bows* I was having a mad hyper moment when I thought of it. I was in a very Monty Python mood, and had just watched the Holy Grail.

Gondorian soldier: I believe I can fly.... *jumps off grassy bank and falls on the floor. People in background laugh* Ouch.

Evisse the Blue · 05-22-2004, 10:15 AM

For the Merry pic: 'No, really, what is this thing?

For the Gondorian soldiers pic:
Soldier no 1: Why have we stopped?
Soldier no 2: Dunno, mate, ask Aragorn.
Soldier no3: Aragorn, why have we stopped?
Aragorn: .....
Soldier no 4: I do believe he's gotten us lost.
Soldier no 3: Again?? We've been going in circles for ages! We'll never reach the Black Gate at this rate!

Hey, is it just me or this thread is too long? Maybe it's time for a new one?

Lhunardawen · 05-23-2004, 05:33 AM

Rohirrim soldier 1: Say cheese, people!
Rohirrim soldier 2: Do we have to?

Evisse, I did notice that the thread has been extremely long. Care to start a new one? Or maybe not...let's just wait a while.

05-09-2004, 07:17 PM	#2801
Amariden Ravenhill Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie Posts: 113	Legolas: AGH! OW!!!! BEEEP THAT WAS MY FINGER YOU HACKED OFF THAT JUST WENT FLYING OVER THE WALL, GIMLI!!! WHAT DID ARAGORN SAY ABOUT THAT AX?! __________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë!

05-10-2004, 07:11 AM	#2802
Miriel Undomiel Wight Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I don't know... I guess I'm lost Posts: 122	Legolas looks like he's just had a very strong drink __________________ A Sparrow can't change it's feathers

05-10-2004, 01:45 PM	#2803
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	Legolas- GASP! I broke a NAIL! That *&%$@# orc made me break a nail! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

05-10-2004, 04:26 PM	#2804
Sirithheruwen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: Wind's Road Posts: 481	tsk tsk Naughty, naughty, naughty! __________________ "My name is Mallard, but you can call me Duck." ~Random Saying, compliments of Sirith and her best friend, concerning a book.

05-11-2004, 07:50 AM	#2805
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	Shoot, I didn't get here fast enough to do the obvious "I broke a nail" caption. Oh well, I've got one lined up in reserve. Legolas: "Hey, you! Yeah that's right, I'm talking ta you punk! I know you've been stealing my raspberry shampo with the corresponding conditioner. Don't give me that confused 'What's he talking about' look, you know exactly what I'm talking about! Now hand it over, or I'm gonna give you a haircut down to your shoulders!!!!" __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

05-11-2004, 04:42 PM	#2806
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,646	Legolas: Ugh! What is that?

05-11-2004, 08:11 PM	#2807
Mad Baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers. Posts: 374	Oh God! Oh God no! That's just....no! Wrong! Eugh! __________________ I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.

05-11-2004, 08:40 PM	#2808
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,724	Yes, dude! I'm prettier than you!

05-12-2004, 08:23 AM	#2809
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	Legolas "Whooowwweeeee, what is that God aweful stench!!" noteI was going to make it Eru aweful stench but it didn't seem to work as nicely) or "ah, ah, ah, you didn't say the magic word"

05-14-2004, 07:57 AM	#2811
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	Saruman: "Ah, now for my daily milk and cookies." Wormtongue: "May I have some as well, my lord?" Saruman: "No, they are mine, all mine." I imagine something like that __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

05-14-2004, 11:44 AM	#2812
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 766	Grima: Master, you have a "Kick Me" sign on you back! (Donated by the humorous Kathy who is sitting next to me) __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

05-14-2004, 12:12 PM	#2813
Quicksilver_Sprite Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2004 Location: X marks the spot! Posts: 27	Wormtongue: I think there's a wasp nesting in your hair, oh wise wizard. Don't move, I'll get it... pulls out huge wasp-whacker __________________ Proud member of the Society for Nearsighted Elves! -6.50, -5.00 Dream a dream / And see through angel's eyes / A place where we can fly away Ride with me upon a shining star, / Above the moonlit sky / We will find Elysium

05-14-2004, 06:30 PM	#2814
Gimili... Guest Posts: n/a	muaha Saruman: muahahahahahahaaaaa soon my evil plan will take effect, and i will be the most powerful ruler of all!!!!!!!! come, wormtounge! we must prepare for tonight! Wormtounge: Why master?... what are we going to do tonight??... Saruman: the same thing we do every night wormtounge, try to take over the world...

05-14-2004, 07:03 PM	#2815
Amariden Ravenhill Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie Posts: 113	HAHAHAHA!!! Awesome! Another Pinky and the Brain fan! Saruman: Wormtounge are you pondering what I'm pondering? Wormtounge: I thinks so, my lord. But if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it? __________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë!

05-14-2004, 07:30 PM	#2816
Miriel Undomiel Wight Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I don't know... I guess I'm lost Posts: 122	Lol! Saruman through gritted teeth: Worm! Did you mix up my hand lotion with the super glue again? Wormtongue guilty look: I may have... __________________ A Sparrow can't change it's feathers

05-14-2004, 08:25 PM	#2817
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,468	Saruman says ... Saruman: Saruman says clasp your hands together. Wormtongue: Like this, Master? Saruman: Oh, why do I bother? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

05-15-2004, 11:01 AM	#2818
Mad Baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers. Posts: 374	Saruman: Stop it! I hate playing Shadow! Grima: Stop it! I hate playing Shadow! __________________ I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.

05-15-2004, 08:20 PM	#2819
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Saruman: Ahh, now for a brisk poke with my Pokey Stick of Doom! Grima: Er, would that be the stick I just stoked the fire with? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

05-17-2004, 02:04 AM	#2820
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,724	Ooh, Gimli... Pinky and the Brain! Saruman: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands... Grima: clap clap

05-18-2004, 09:48 AM	#2822
Sparticus Guest Posts: n/a	MERRY "How many apples can i get for this?"

05-18-2004, 12:49 PM	#2823
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Bloody hands... Theoden was glad of Merry's service and all, but the young Hobbit had cut his hands so badly whilst offering it that he was of no use in battle, or even to make the king a cup of tea. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-18-2004, 01:36 PM	#2824
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	Mwa ha haaa! Merry- thinking Just one stab... no one is watching... Eowyn and Eomer are gone... I've changed Theoden's will... One quick stab and Rohan is mine! Sorry, he just has this evil look on his face. Creepy. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

05-18-2004, 02:50 PM	#2825
Mad Baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers. Posts: 374	You want me to WHAT?! __________________ I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.

05-19-2004, 08:54 AM	#2826
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	Merry: I'll sell you this sword it even makes Julian fries Theoden: Good gracious what in Eru's name are Julian fries? Sam pops in Sam: Po-ta-toes!! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

05-19-2004, 09:50 AM	#2827
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 766	Heheh, Esgallhugwen. That was fun-ny. Merry: singingWouldn't it be great if everybody had a sword, wouldn't it be great if everybody had a sword. There'd be no more crimes if everybody had a sword. Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a swo-ord! (The original title to this song is "wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun", I love Canadian comedic singers) __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

05-19-2004, 01:09 PM	#2828
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	Merry couldn't quite get what Legolas was saying about the huge nail file he'd just presented the Hobbit with. Legolas had already been talking for four hours, and had only just got onto how to use it... __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

05-20-2004, 05:13 AM	#2829
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,724	Merry: Will you get all the drama over with already? I'm losing blood. PJ: That's the point, Dom.

05-20-2004, 07:00 AM	#2830
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Merry (showing his children his slideshow): And this is the time Aragorn showed me how to grease my hair with sword polish...

05-20-2004, 12:45 PM	#2831
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	Just for the record, I found the lyrics to the Lumberjack Song for everybody... BARBER: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea. He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps. He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars?! He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I wear high heels, Suspendies, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Papa. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, Suspendies, and a bra?! [talking] What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter! [singing] He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. To keep this vagualy on topic... Merry: Must...keep...grinning. Camera...not...done...yet. Hands...hurt...really...bad... __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

05-20-2004, 11:04 PM	#2832
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	Absolutely fantasic Feared Half-Elf! I love your signature. [dramatic chord] Gandalf: There he is! Aragorn: Where? What, behind the rabbit? Gandalf: It is the rabbit. Aragorn: You silly sod! You got us all worked up! Gandalf: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Knight#2: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared! Gandalf: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! Knight#2: What's he do, nibble your bum? Gandalf: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones! A guy goes to chop rabbits head off, gets killed by vicious rabbit [dramatic chord] Aragorn: Dear Eru! Knight#2: I done it again! Gandalf: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same..... Aragorn: Oh, shut up!... Right! KNIGHTS: Charge! [squeak squeak squeak] KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc. Aragorn: Run away! Run away! I changed some of the lines and got rid of others to try and shorten it up, enjoy! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

05-21-2004, 03:33 AM	#2833
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,468	Soldier of Rohan: This haystack is mine! Mine, I tell you! And I shall fight to the death anyone who tries to take it off me! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

05-21-2004, 05:07 AM	#2834
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	The Rohirrim were getting suspicious of Gondor's method of drawing straws...

05-21-2004, 12:09 PM	#2835
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	Well you see Lammoth, its just like the scene in the Holy grail movie, where their sort of semi-hiding behind a rocky/ bushy thing, waiting to attack. I was going to do the holy hand grenade, maybe that would have been more appropriate. Oh well. Man of Rohan: "One small step for me, a giant leap for all of Rohan!" Man of Gondor:grumbling "I would have been there first if I didn't get that blasted wedgy!" __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

05-21-2004, 12:22 PM	#2836
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	Ch-ch-ch-Chia! Eomer and company after killing the a rampaging Chia Pet that threatened the safety of Rohan. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

05-21-2004, 06:38 PM	#2837
Mad Baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers. Posts: 374	"I'm the king of the castle, and you're the dirty rascal..." __________________ I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.