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Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-29-2004, 08:59 PM

Gimli: I can't stand here any longer! I'm dizzy!
Legolas: No! Just a little longer! You'll break the record for longest time on top of Grakalaka Peak.
Gimli: I really can't . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas: Dang! He was two seconds away!
Aragorn: Shouldn't have made him drunk all that beer.
Legolas: Oh, well. On with the mission . . . quest . . . thing.

Esgallhugwen · 07-30-2004, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Gimli: I can't stand here any longer! I'm dizzy!
Legolas: No! Just a little longer! You'll break the record for longest time on top of Grakalaka peak
Gimli: I really can't . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas: Dang! He was two seconds away!
Aragorn: Shouldn't have made him drunk all that beer.
Legolas: Oh, well. On with the mission . . . quest . . . thing.

And that is exactly why you should never listen to a Dwarf who wants to do a drinking competition on the top of a mountain.

Morsul the Dark · 07-30-2004, 08:52 PM

Gimli:Is that a Taco Bell?

Legalos:No that's a subway

Gimli: Darn!!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-31-2004, 11:17 AM

Gimli: "Forget Merry and Pippin, let's go cruising for chicks!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-06-2004, 12:26 AM

So, anyone up for a new pic?

The Perky Ent · 08-06-2004, 12:51 AM

Alrighty then! Here's a new one!

The Plumbing's Broken Again

Witch-King · 08-06-2004, 01:09 AM

What do you mean I die in Dune???

Elven Hunter · 08-06-2004, 01:34 AM

What the...!? Who was the last one who used the toilet?

Diamond18 · 08-06-2004, 03:16 AM

Gríma: "Mirror, mirror on the wall... who's the fairest one of all?"

Mirror: "Galadriel."

Gríma: "What the...?? Uruks, bring me her heart!!"

or simply

Gríma looks into a mirror, any mirror.....

Firefoot · 08-06-2004, 06:24 AM

"It makes me feel happy, which is a big deal for me. It's so pretty. I want to touch it... "

Think Finding Nemo.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-06-2004, 06:56 AM

*Grima watches in disgust as Saruman slobbers his way through a plate of spaghetti*

ninlaith · 08-06-2004, 07:59 AM

Wait a minute.......who decorated this room in pink!?

Sirithheruwen · 08-06-2004, 08:24 AM

*thinks* Maybe if I look as pathetic as possible, Saruman'll go away...

The Perky Ent · 08-06-2004, 10:40 AM

Never call a dwarf Ma'am!

Elennar Starfire · 08-06-2004, 10:49 AM

Grima: Wha...I have a twin? Or a clone? Or an imposter?
What the (censored)?

The Perky Ent · 08-06-2004, 11:07 AM

There were so many ents. They were everywhere. They were surounding us! I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!

paavo · 08-06-2004, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firefoot

"It makes me feel happy, which is a big deal for me. It's so pretty. I want to touch it... "

Think Finding Nemo.

Hilarious!

Finding Nemo is a great movie.

Oddwen · 08-06-2004, 07:50 PM

G: Duhhhhhhh......

Or...

G: Go ahead. Make my day.

Morsul the Dark · 08-06-2004, 07:51 PM

Grima: Theoden was up partying all night! Of course I look like I haven't slept!

Witch-King · 08-06-2004, 07:55 PM

***SPOLIER IF YOU HAVEN'T READ ROTK***

The REAL reason for Saruman's death...

Grima: What? Why would you eat all my cookies, Saruman??!!

The Perky Ent · 08-06-2004, 09:19 PM

I'm not getting that promotion?

Nuindacilien · 08-06-2004, 10:23 PM

Hello. I've read a few posts here, but I'm not entirely sure what's going on here. Could someone kindly explain?

~Nuinda

Saraphim · 08-07-2004, 01:06 AM

Wellcome to the Downs, Nuindacilien! Check out the first post on page one for the details on this thread.

And as for the picture:

Wait... so Eowyn doesn't like me?

Lhunardawen · 08-07-2004, 03:09 AM

Grima's recommended daily exercise for a new pathetic-looking you.

Elven Hunter · 08-07-2004, 08:31 AM

Grima: Look at what coffee did to me!.. Sniff.. Sniff..

The Perky Ent · 08-07-2004, 09:24 AM

Grima: Are you saying I've had two different colored eyes all this time?

Morsul the Dark · 08-07-2004, 09:52 AM

Theoden: Whats this?

Grima: What those aren't my sports illustrated! Do I look like i like sports?!

elronds_daughter · 08-07-2004, 10:16 AM

Let this be a lesson to all of you males out there -- NEVER WEAR MAKEUP!! you'll over do it every time, and won't get the right colors. just don't. it's not a pretty sight.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-08-2004, 11:53 PM

Gríma: Is that Scooby Doo?

Morsul the Dark · 08-08-2004, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund

Gríma: Is that Scooby Doo?

Grima: and I would have gotten away with it too if it werent for those meddling kids and that darn wizard!

Morsul the Dark · 08-12-2004, 09:26 AM

I think we need a new one...

Merry: I think Gimli ate all of the bean flavored lembas

Mithalwen · 08-12-2004, 12:00 PM

Pip: I don't think Legolas will be very happy when he realises that Gimli has trimmed his hair with his axe....

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-12-2004, 02:09 PM

*Awww! but Gimli, we want ice-cream!*

Nimrothiel · 08-12-2004, 04:56 PM

Merry and Pippin: "Are we there yet?"
Gimli: "For the hundreth time, NO!"
Pippin: "Oh. How about now?"
Gimli: "Aaarrrgh!!!"

The Perky Ent · 08-12-2004, 09:01 PM

Merry: Did you know that Gimli was wearing a hospital gown?
Pippin: I think I just lost my Lembas!

Morsul the Dark · 08-12-2004, 09:07 PM

Merry: Gimli is it true you wear a wig?

Gimli: Thats absurd why would you think that?

Pippin: Legalas said it.

Gimli: That blasted elf, hes the one that wears a wig thats why his hair stays perfect!

Merry and Pippin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Esgallhugwen · 08-13-2004, 12:44 PM

Pip: What's that on Gimli's back?
Merry: Well it could be any number of things but I'm wagering its a big ugly bug.
Pip: Well go on and squash it then *Pip nudges Merry forward*
Merry: Eww no you go and kill the nasty blighter, I'm not going near it!
Pip: Fine, but I'm not going near it either!
*They both look at one another*
In Unison: Ohh, Legolas we need you to come back here for a sec.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-13-2004, 02:57 PM

Yet another caption inspired by (that is nicked from) Monty Python's flying circus.

Gimli: Hello, and welcome to the Middle of the Film!
Pippin: Middle Earth?
Gimli: No, the Middle of the film
Pippin: Oh right.

Elennar Starfire · 08-13-2004, 07:13 PM

Heh...Gimli has a Kick Me sign on his back...

Lhunardawen · 08-14-2004, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elennar Starfire

Heh...Gimli has a Kick Me sign on his back...

Merry: Tails!
*Pippin flips a coin, which lands tail-side up*
Pippin:*gulp* Say goodbye to them for me...

07-29-2004, 08:59 PM	#2921
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Gimli son of Glóin: Vertigo. Gimli: I can't stand here any longer! I'm dizzy! Legolas: No! Just a little longer! You'll break the record for longest time on top of Grakalaka Peak. Gimli: I really can't . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Legolas: Dang! He was two seconds away! Aragorn: Shouldn't have made him drunk all that beer. Legolas: Oh, well. On with the mission . . . quest . . . thing. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 07-29-2004 at 09:03 PM. Reason: A word. Or two . . .

07-30-2004, 08:52 PM	#2923
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	Gimli:Is that a Taco Bell? Legalos:No that's a subway Gimli: Darn!! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

07-31-2004, 11:17 AM	#2924
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Gimli: "Forget Merry and Pippin, let's go cruising for chicks! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-06-2004, 12:26 AM	#2925
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	So, anyone up for a new pic? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-06-2004, 12:51 AM	#2926
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,332	Alrighty then! Here's a new one! The Plumbing's Broken Again __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

08-06-2004, 01:09 AM	#2927
Witch-King Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 39	What do you mean I die in Dune??? __________________ Want an avatar or some other graphic? Contact me, Nazgûl Image Productions.

08-06-2004, 01:34 AM	#2928
Elven Hunter Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28	What the...!? Who was the last one who used the toilet? __________________ Arggg!.. Who lives in a dark mine with dead dwarves inside?! Balrog Flaming Pants!!! Burning like coal and scary is he(?)! Balrog Flaming Pants!!!

08-06-2004, 03:16 AM	#2929
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Gríma: "Mirror, mirror on the wall... who's the fairest one of all?" Mirror: "Galadriel." Gríma: "What the...?? Uruks, bring me her heart!!" or simply Gríma looks into a mirror, any mirror..... __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

08-06-2004, 06:24 AM	#2930
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,646	"It makes me feel happy, which is a big deal for me. It's so pretty. I want to touch it... " Think Finding Nemo.

08-06-2004, 06:56 AM	#2931
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Grima watches in disgust as Saruman slobbers his way through a plate of spaghetti __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-06-2004, 07:59 AM	#2932
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	Wait a minute.......who decorated this room in pink!? __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"-Bilbo Baggins

08-06-2004, 08:24 AM	#2933
Sirithheruwen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: Wind's Road Posts: 481	thinks Maybe if I look as pathetic as possible, Saruman'll go away... __________________ "My name is Mallard, but you can call me Duck." ~Random Saying, compliments of Sirith and her best friend, concerning a book.

08-06-2004, 10:40 AM	#2934
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,332	Never call a dwarf Ma'am! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

08-06-2004, 10:49 AM	#2935
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 1,049	Grima walks into a Michael Jackson concert... Grima: Wha...I have a twin? Or a clone? Or an imposter? What the (censored)? __________________ Don't let me die!

08-06-2004, 11:07 AM	#2936
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,332	There were so many ents. They were everywhere. They were surounding us! I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

08-06-2004, 07:50 PM	#2938
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Ooh, inspired... G: Duhhhhhhh...... Or... G: Go ahead. Make my day. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-06-2004, 07:51 PM	#2939
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	Grima: Theoden was up partying all night! Of course I look like I haven't slept! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-06-2004, 07:55 PM	#2940
Witch-King Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 39	*SPOLIER IF YOU HAVEN'T READ ROTK* The REAL reason for Saruman's death... Grima: What? Why would you eat all my cookies, Saruman??!! __________________ Want an avatar or some other graphic? Contact me, Nazgûl Image Productions.

08-06-2004, 09:19 PM	#2941
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,332	I'm not getting that promotion? __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

08-06-2004, 10:23 PM	#2942
Nuindacilien Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 12	Confusion Hello. I've read a few posts here, but I'm not entirely sure what's going on here. Could someone kindly explain? ~Nuinda __________________ I have nothing profound to say here, so I'll just ramble on for a bit.....

08-07-2004, 01:06 AM	#2943
Saraphim Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The other side of freezing. Posts: 410	Wellcome to the Downs, Nuindacilien! Check out the first post on page one for the details on this thread. And as for the picture: Wait... so Eowyn doesn't like me? __________________ I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! ~ Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn. Last edited by Saraphim; 08-07-2004 at 01:10 AM.

08-07-2004, 03:09 AM	#2944
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,724	Grima's recommended daily exercise for a new pathetic-looking you.

08-07-2004, 08:31 AM	#2945
Elven Hunter Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28	Grima: Look at what coffee did to me!.. Sniff.. Sniff.. __________________ Arggg!.. Who lives in a dark mine with dead dwarves inside?! Balrog Flaming Pants!!! Burning like coal and scary is he(?)! Balrog Flaming Pants!!!

08-07-2004, 09:24 AM	#2946
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,332	Grima: Are you saying I've had two different colored eyes all this time? __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

08-07-2004, 09:52 AM	#2947
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	Theoden: Whats this? Grima: What those aren't my sports illustrated! Do I look like i like sports?! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-07-2004, 10:16 AM	#2948
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 740	Let this be a lesson to all of you males out there -- NEVER WEAR MAKEUP!! you'll over do it every time, and won't get the right colors. just don't. it's not a pretty sight. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

08-08-2004, 11:53 PM	#2949
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Gríma: Is that Scooby Doo? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-12-2004, 09:26 AM	#2951
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	I think we need a new one... Merry: I think Gimli ate all of the bean flavored lembas __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-12-2004, 12:00 PM	#2952
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	Pip: I don't think Legolas will be very happy when he realises that Gimli has trimmed his hair with his axe.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-12-2004, 02:09 PM	#2953
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Awww! but Gimli, we want* ice-cream!* __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-12-2004, 04:56 PM	#2954
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	Merry and Pippin: "Are we there yet?" Gimli: "For the hundreth time, NO!" Pippin: "Oh. How about now?" Gimli: "Aaarrrgh!!!" __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

08-12-2004, 09:01 PM	#2955
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,332	Merry: Did you know that Gimli was wearing a hospital gown? Pippin: I think I just lost my Lembas! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

08-12-2004, 09:07 PM	#2956
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	Merry: Gimli is it true you wear a wig? Gimli: Thats absurd why would you think that? Pippin: Legalas said it. Gimli: That blasted elf, hes the one that wears a wig thats why his hair stays perfect! Merry and Pippin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-13-2004, 12:44 PM	#2957
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	Pip: What's that on Gimli's back? Merry: Well it could be any number of things but I'm wagering its a big ugly bug. Pip: Well go on and squash it then Pip nudges Merry forward Merry: Eww no you go and kill the nasty blighter, I'm not going near it! Pip: Fine, but I'm not going near it either! They both look at one another In Unison: Ohh, Legolas we need you to come back here for a sec. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

08-13-2004, 02:57 PM	#2958
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Yet another caption inspired by (that is nicked from) Monty Python's flying circus. Gimli: Hello, and welcome to the Middle of the Film! Pippin: Middle Earth? Gimli: No, the Middle of the film Pippin: Oh right. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...