Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 116 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Thinlómien · 03-15-2007, 01:55 AM

Unfortunately, it could be eaten by the Dragon.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 03-15-2007, 02:05 AM

fortunately, an elf with a primitive kind of bazooka took care of the dragon.

Gil-Galad · 03-15-2007, 07:03 AM

Unfortunately, a Dwarf with an actual Bazooka came by and took care of the elf

Elmo · 03-15-2007, 07:32 AM

Fortunately, the elf had the rare ability to come back instantly from Mandos and he cut the dwarf up to size

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-15-2007, 09:18 AM

Unfortunately for the elf, Aule got sick of only elves getting
second, third, etc. chances so Aule got Eru to allow the dead dwarf to come back and use a great peanut butter burger bazooka to get the elf.

Meneltarmacil · 03-15-2007, 09:37 AM

Fortunately, the mutant trolls clubbed the dwarf to death.

High King Fingolfin · 03-15-2007, 10:41 AM

Unfortunately, Bob the Troll clubbed them first.

Meneltarmacil · 03-15-2007, 10:48 AM

Fortunately, Bob didn't have a peanut butter burger and thus couldn't hurt them.

Maeggaladiel · 03-15-2007, 12:07 PM

Unfortunately, Bob's cousin Roy had one such item in his possession and was happy to lend it to him.

Volo · 03-15-2007, 12:47 PM

Fortunaly, Roy was a troll who liked pranks and in reality gave Bob a walnut burger.

High King Fingolfin · 03-15-2007, 03:20 PM

Unfortunately, Bob was allergic to walnut burgers.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 03-15-2007, 10:40 PM

Fortunaly, the mutant trolls got tired for they had not been talked about for a while left ME for ever.

Thinlómien · 03-16-2007, 03:00 AM

Unfortunately, Bob and Roy did not leave.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 03-16-2007, 04:01 AM

Fortunaly, the reason why they didnt leave was because they both had died fighting hobbits.

Precioussss · 03-16-2007, 05:08 AM

Unfortunately, all the hobbits were now dead.

Thinlómien · 03-16-2007, 05:09 AM

Fortunately, they all had a proper funeral at least.

High King Fingolfin · 03-16-2007, 06:29 PM

Unfortunately, Ted Sandyman showed up and annoyed everyone.

Volo · 03-16-2007, 06:55 PM

Fortunaly, he also had a proper funeral soon after.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 03-16-2007, 07:22 PM

Unfortunately, there was a lack of wood in ME due to half orc half woodpeckers, that there could be no coffin

Roa_Aoife · 03-16-2007, 08:45 PM

Fortunately, the nearby dwarven coffinsmiths were able to make stone coffins for the hobbits just in time for their funerals.

Meneltarmacil · 03-16-2007, 09:21 PM

Unfortunately, the stone used in the coffins contained a lot of strange radioactive minerals that caused the dead to rise up as flesh-eating zombies.

Gil-Galad · 03-16-2007, 09:54 PM

Fortunately, Were-Feanor came by and agreed to help slay all these Zombies for a warehouse of doggy-treats and a good stratch behind the ear

Volo · 03-17-2007, 04:52 AM

Unfortunaly, nobody except Ted Sandyman had the guts to scratch Were-Feanor, but Ted Sandyman was busy searching for brains at the moment, so no agreement.

The Sixth Wizard · 03-17-2007, 05:23 AM

Fortunately as the Zombies rose up and began to attack, Tom Bombadil (who is OBVIOUSLY Eru in disguise) came around and smited/smote them all while singing about how the orks would send everyone running and smoking pipe-weed.

Meneltarmacil · 03-17-2007, 09:33 AM

Unfortunately, the Orcs did come and sent everybody running and smoking pipe-weed.

High King Fingolfin · 03-17-2007, 10:58 AM

Fortunately, everyone could use the exercise.

Gil-Galad · 03-17-2007, 12:24 PM

Unfortunately they all got cramps from lack of exercise

The Might · 03-17-2007, 01:16 PM

Fortunately Gandalf made a great medicine that made all healthy again and made lots of money out of selling it

Volo · 03-17-2007, 03:13 PM

Unfortunaly, Gandalf soon ruled the world with the power of money.

Meneltarmacil · 03-17-2007, 04:44 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over him.

High King Fingolfin · 03-17-2007, 08:19 PM

Unfortunately, Gandalf was a bit more resilient, causing Mount Zoom to be run over by him.

The 1,000 Reader · 03-18-2007, 07:37 PM

Fortunately, Eru came and said "Gandalf, I am ashamed. To fight against the conquering of the world only to conquer it yourself? I give you two options. You can surrender to me and restore the world to normal, or I can zap you with lightning until you die. Choose now."

Naturally, Gandalf chose to surrender.

Meneltarmacil · 03-18-2007, 07:49 PM

Unfortunately, the universe imploded.

The 1,000 Reader · 03-18-2007, 07:51 PM

Fortunately, it returned to normal with only a few creases.

High King Fingolfin · 03-18-2007, 07:54 PM

Unfortunately, those creases happened to be under the ocean, causing a massive tsunami to engulf all of Middle-Earth.

Meneltarmacil · 03-18-2007, 09:05 PM

Fortunately (don't ask me how) Mount Zoom ran over the tsunami.

Gil-Galad · 03-18-2007, 11:13 PM

Unfortunately, in Soviet Russia, Tsunami ran over Mt. Zoom!!!!!

The 1,000 Reader · 03-18-2007, 11:29 PM

Fortunately, all the bad parts of Russia were washed away.

...and Middle-Earth lived on to see another day.

Elmo · 03-19-2007, 12:50 AM

Unfortunately, that was after all the communists escaped, taking Comrade Faramir as the leader (Who wanted revenge for the King's usurpation of the throne of Gondor), overthrew the capitalist pig Aragorn in a brief yet spectacular coup d'etat.

Viva la révolution!

Precioussss · 03-19-2007, 05:04 AM

Fortunately (for Capitalist Pig Aragorn) Comrade Faramir was run over by the hobbit-zombies who were running from the orcs, and Capitalist Pig Aragorn was restored to power.

03-15-2007, 01:55 AM	#4601
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,385	Unfortunately, it could be eaten by the Dragon. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

03-15-2007, 02:05 AM	#4602
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	fortunately, an elf with a primitive kind of bazooka took care of the dragon. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

03-15-2007, 07:03 AM	#4603
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, a Dwarf with an actual Bazooka came by and took care of the elf __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-15-2007, 07:32 AM	#4604
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 659	Fortunately, the elf had the rare ability to come back instantly from Mandos and he cut the dwarf up to size __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering. Last edited by hewhoarisesinmight; 03-15-2007 at 07:41 AM.

03-15-2007, 09:18 AM	#4605
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for the elf, Aule got sick of only elves getting second, third, etc. chances so Aule got Eru to allow the dead dwarf to come back and use a great peanut butter burger bazooka to get the elf. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-15-2007, 09:37 AM	#4606
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, the mutant trolls clubbed the dwarf to death. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-15-2007, 10:41 AM	#4607
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, Bob the Troll clubbed them first. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

03-15-2007, 10:48 AM	#4608
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, Bob didn't have a peanut butter burger and thus couldn't hurt them. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-15-2007, 12:07 PM	#4609
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	Unfortunately, Bob's cousin Roy had one such item in his possession and was happy to lend it to him. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-15-2007, 12:47 PM	#4610
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,691	Fortunaly, Roy was a troll who liked pranks and in reality gave Bob a walnut burger. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

03-15-2007, 03:20 PM	#4611
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, Bob was allergic to walnut burgers. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

03-15-2007, 10:40 PM	#4612
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Fortunaly, the mutant trolls got tired for they had not been talked about for a while left ME for ever. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

03-16-2007, 03:00 AM	#4613
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,385	Unfortunately, Bob and Roy did not leave. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

03-16-2007, 04:01 AM	#4614
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Fortunaly, the reason why they didnt leave was because they both had died fighting hobbits. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

03-16-2007, 05:08 AM	#4615
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 118	Unfortunately, all the hobbits were now dead. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

03-16-2007, 05:09 AM	#4616
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,385	Fortunately, they all had a proper funeral at least. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

03-16-2007, 06:29 PM	#4617
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, Ted Sandyman showed up and annoyed everyone. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

03-16-2007, 06:55 PM	#4618
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,691	Fortunaly, he also had a proper funeral soon after. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

03-16-2007, 07:22 PM	#4619
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, there was a lack of wood in ME due to half orc half woodpeckers, that there could be no coffin __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

03-16-2007, 08:45 PM	#4620
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,731	Fortunately, the nearby dwarven coffinsmiths were able to make stone coffins for the hobbits just in time for their funerals. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

03-16-2007, 09:21 PM	#4621
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the stone used in the coffins contained a lot of strange radioactive minerals that caused the dead to rise up as flesh-eating zombies. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-16-2007, 09:54 PM	#4622
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, Were-Feanor came by and agreed to help slay all these Zombies for a warehouse of doggy-treats and a good stratch behind the ear __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-17-2007, 04:52 AM	#4623
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,691	Unfortunaly, nobody except Ted Sandyman had the guts to scratch Were-Feanor, but Ted Sandyman was busy searching for brains at the moment, so no agreement. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

03-17-2007, 05:23 AM	#4624
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 495	Fortunately as the Zombies rose up and began to attack, Tom Bombadil (who is OBVIOUSLY Eru in disguise) came around and smited/smote them all while singing about how the orks would send everyone running and smoking pipe-weed.

03-17-2007, 09:33 AM	#4625
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the Orcs did come and sent everybody running and smoking pipe-weed. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-17-2007, 10:58 AM	#4626
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, everyone could use the exercise. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx Last edited by High King Fingolfin; 03-17-2007 at 11:07 AM.

03-17-2007, 12:24 PM	#4627
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately they all got cramps from lack of exercise __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-17-2007, 01:16 PM	#4628
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Fortunately Gandalf made a great medicine that made all healthy again and made lots of money out of selling it __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

03-17-2007, 03:13 PM	#4629
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,691	Unfortunaly, Gandalf soon ruled the world with the power of money. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

03-17-2007, 04:44 PM	#4630
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-17-2007, 08:19 PM	#4631
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, Gandalf was a bit more resilient, causing Mount Zoom to be run over by him. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

03-18-2007, 07:37 PM	#4632
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, Eru came and said "Gandalf, I am ashamed. To fight against the conquering of the world only to conquer it yourself? I give you two options. You can surrender to me and restore the world to normal, or I can zap you with lightning until you die. Choose now." Naturally, Gandalf chose to surrender. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

03-18-2007, 07:49 PM	#4633
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the universe imploded. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-18-2007, 07:51 PM	#4634
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, it returned to normal with only a few creases. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

03-18-2007, 07:54 PM	#4635
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, those creases happened to be under the ocean, causing a massive tsunami to engulf all of Middle-Earth. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx