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04-19-2004, 08:26 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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hehe that was a funny episode! so heres another one...
Aragorn: I'll never get my comeuppance, you hear me.... no.... come...uppance!!! *hords of people start to chase him..."Epp" *runs away screaming*
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04-19-2004, 01:40 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
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For the Hug picture...
Legolas: I love you I love you!!! Muah Muah!
Boromir: Uh, Leggie honey, Boromir can't breath!
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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04-19-2004, 05:00 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie
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Aragorn: Agh, I CAN'T MOVE!!! AHHHHHH!! So this is why Gandalf said "Never challenge the Eye of Sauron to a staring contest. You will not win"....... 
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! |
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04-20-2004, 12:51 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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I hope this works...
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*" Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
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04-20-2004, 02:52 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,118
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Eowyn: What have you done to your face?!
Aragorn: I though pink suited me... Eowyn: yes, but not all over! The eyes; I said stick to the eyes! Aragorn: so... you don't like the sparkles? Eowyn: they were meant for your nails... Aragorn: ohhh... so that's why the rash appeared. I just thought I was allergic to the cleanser. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Eowyn *thinking*: the face, the face.... I can't find the face... *panic*
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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04-20-2004, 03:30 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
Posts: 766
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Eowen: You're actually considering celebacy!!!
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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04-20-2004, 06:57 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Wind's Road
Posts: 481
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Please, Aragorn, listen to me...take...a...bath.
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04-20-2004, 09:06 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie
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Eowyn: There's something different about you, Aragorn. New accumulation of dirt?
Aragorn: Nope. Eowyn: Er....you polished that ring you always wear? Aragorn: I did that last week. Eowyn: You're...Oh Eru! You're finally going to dye your hair copper?! *squeals* And then it will be FLUFFY and SOFT!!!!  Aragorn: I'm afraid not, although I may consider doing so. Eowyn: Well?! What is it? Aragorn: Haven't you noticed that my braces are as of now GONE? Eowyn: *peers at him closely* OH! IT'S SO, BLINDINGLY SHINY!!!!! *faints in joy* This is in commemeration of having my own braces removed! Oh wait, now I have a mainstream smile! AGH! THE ABSOLUTE HORROR! It burns us it does!!!!!
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! |
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04-21-2004, 07:57 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Dont worry Amariden, as soon as you get your braces out your teeth go all to Hell anyway. I think its as a result of a joke played by a truly cruel God.
Eowyn: "You...you're not Aragorn at all! That's a mask! *Eowyn rips and tugs at Gorn's face* Aragorn: *thinks to himself* Ah! Quite a tiger there....No! Don't think those thoughts! *Arwen intercepts Aragorn's thoughts (Hey, it happened in the movies!)* Arwen: "Get that face out of those hands or I'll flog you with the rolling pin when you get home. You hear me?" Aragorn: "Hmmm. It appears I'm in the age-old predicament of being between the possessed, manic depressive mistress and the psychotic, paranoid fiancee. What to do, what to do....." Eowyn: "Just as I suspected! You are Polihrinos Polonious Papadopoulos, the evil King of Persia! Where's my sword? I shall gut you like a common hog!" *Aragorn runs for door while screaming in a ridiculously high-pitched voice*
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04-21-2004, 02:44 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 512
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Eowyn- Wow! Neat!
Aragorn- What? Eowyn- Your hair is so greasy that I can mould it into shapes with my hands! Look! I've made a monkey! Ook ook! Aragorn- ? ~Maeg PS- Do the wave for me! Today is my 18th birthday! Yeehaw!
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04-21-2004, 03:01 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: in the cookie jar
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Ary: Eowyn... I- I have to tell you something.
Eowyn: *soft confidential voice* Don't worry, you can tell me anything. Ary: Well, you see, I have something in Rivendell... Eowyn: Yes? Ary: *starts bawling* WAAAH I FORGOT MY PURPLE SQUEAKY BATH TOY AND I ABSOLUTELY CAN'T TAKE A BATH WITHOUT IT BECAUSE THE BATHTUB MONSTERS WILL COME AND EAT MY PINKY TOES!!!!  and that, folks, is the real story behind the dirt.Or- *in slow mo* Eowyn: *bitch slaps aragorn across his face* What do you mean my lollipop was "misplaced"? How could you DO this to me??? I thought I could trust you, I thought you were different. But then you go and "misplace" it while I'm in the moonbounce, thats IT we're OVER!!! *storms off muttering under breath* Men...
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04-22-2004, 08:16 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: I don't know... I guess I'm lost
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<------- Look! White Tree!
Lol
Eowyn: What a zit! Aragorn: *blank stare* Eowyn: I mean... erhm... What is it?
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04-22-2004, 01:24 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: in the cookie jar
Posts: 256
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heey.. thats ^^osmosis jones...
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04-22-2004, 11:05 PM
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Aragorn: NO!!! It can't be!! The White Rabbit!! ARRRGH!!
White Rabbit: RAWWRRR!! *Aragorn is attacked* |
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04-23-2004, 06:30 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn.
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Éowyn: Oh my eru! I cant believe that you and the boys were so drunk that you got one of thoes new eye piercings!
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~
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04-25-2004, 08:24 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,724
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Eowyn: Oh my! You're hair is actually wet! What is the world coming to?
Legolas (somewhere in the background): War! He used my raspberry shampoo! |
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04-25-2004, 10:20 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,430
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Hug picture
In a crazy alternate world where East is West and Sauron is not a flaming eye atop Barad-dûr... Leggy: Is that a sponge? IS THAT A SPONGE! Get it away from me!!! Argy: You really need to take a bath. [evil grin] Borry: Hurry up...*gasp*...he's choking me... -------------------- Aragorn picture Aragorn wears Arwen's wedding dress. Evidence was tampered. Many a "D@mn" were uttered by the viewers. -------------------- Fly on the Nose picture Éowyn: You're prettier than me...why are you prettier than me? *smells Argy* And you smell better than me! WHY DO YOU SMELL BETTER? Aragorn: Got a new makeup person. Éowyn: Oh. PJ, when can I get a new makeup person? PJ: You don't get a new makeup person. You die at the start of RotK.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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05-01-2004, 10:44 AM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 15
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Eowyn: Aragorn, this is the wrong scene. Your not suposed to be here until after Theodred dies... I'm sorry, but you'll have to go chace the orcs somemore now, until my brother goes and kills them all for you.
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"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot loose." "Every man dies; not every man really lives." "Until you find something worth dying for, you're not really living." |
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05-01-2004, 10:28 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,246
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Got enough captions for a pic I can't even see, anyone?
 I WANT MY TEDDY!!
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05-02-2004, 08:37 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: I don't know... I guess I'm lost
Posts: 122
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05-02-2004, 04:45 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers.
Posts: 374
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Let's crowdsurf! *jumps*
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I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential. |
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05-02-2004, 07:08 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,468
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It had to be done ...
Legolas: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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05-03-2004, 02:23 AM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
Posts: 2,740
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legsie's afraid of water...
Rohirrim: Haha,Legsie won't jump in the pool! *chanting* Legsie's afraid of water, Legsie's afraid of water!
Legolas: Shut up, you! I'm taking aim, that's what I'm doing! I'll jump in a minute, you'll see, and with a sommersault, no less! Rohirrim: Yea, that's what you said an hour ago... 
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And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass. |
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05-03-2004, 06:28 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The Elvenpath
Posts: 788
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Legolas: Allright, I'll go kill the Uruks. Just don't poke me with those things!
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05-03-2004, 08:12 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 282
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"WHOA...I see what the mean...You're all going to die!!"
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05-03-2004, 09:49 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 512
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LEGOLAS!!! NO! DON'T JUMP! IT'S NOT THAT BAD!!!
~Maeg
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05-03-2004, 10:30 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: I don't know... I guess I'm lost
Posts: 122
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Legolas: Le uanui a lín naneth háb gladhaen!!!! ( You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny!) OR... Legolas: Lya amil i a Yrch!!! ( Your mother is an Orc!) Needless to say, the orcs thought he was pretty stupid and didn't take him too serious after that...
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05-04-2004, 12:09 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,724
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To continue my post on the previous pic...
Legolas: Prepare to meet your doom, Aragorn! Nobody uses my shampoo and gets away with it!
Some random person behind him: Talk about vanity. He just hates it when someone smells as good as he does. |
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05-04-2004, 10:30 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
Posts: 766
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Legolas: I fart in your general direction!
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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05-04-2004, 11:22 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie
Posts: 113
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In this episode of Middle-Earth's Most Extreme Sports, Prince Legolas of Mirkwood bungee jumps into an oncoming army of Uruk-Hai and survives. YAYS.
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! |
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05-04-2004, 01:28 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 512
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Legolas: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!?!?!
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05-05-2004, 08:06 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,992
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Oh Python!
*And now Mr Legolas will sing for you "I've got two legs!"
Legolas: "I've got two legs from my hips to the ground and...." *Orcs are unimpressed and throw rotten fruit*
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05-06-2004, 01:24 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door
Posts: 275
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Legolas: "I'm warning you, if you guys don't stop singing, "I'm singing in the rain", I will come down there and join you. I'm a soprano and you won't like it! I'm warning you! Here me?!"
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05-06-2004, 04:31 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
Posts: 587
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Legolas is enraged that the orcs are singing about cutting down even more of his beloved trees.
Orcs "I'm a lumberjack and thats ok, I sleep all night and I work all day......." Gotta love Monty Python! Can't wait till the orcs get into some of the later verses, hehe 
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05-07-2004, 05:20 AM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Legolas: Do not worry, Haldir, you will not have been killed in vain.
Haldir: Oh, I'm not quite dead yet. Legolas:Oh, You will not have been mortally wounded in vain. Haldir: Acually, I'm feeling better; I think I'll come fight with you...
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05-07-2004, 07:27 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
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Stupid school internet blocker; how dare it not allow me to see a funny pic that I want to post a funny caption for!!!
 Oh well, I'll just slightly extend the "Monty Python" quote:Legolas: "I don't want to talk to you no more; you empty-headed animal food trough licker! I fart in your genaral direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" How does the rest of the "Lumberjack" song go? "I wear strapless heels and a spandex bra"? I think that's part of it; hehe now I'm imaging orcs dressed in....wait that's just scary and wrong.
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05-07-2004, 11:58 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 512
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More Lumberjack song than we needed to know...
I think one verse of Monty Python's Lumberjack Song goes like this:
ORC-"I wear high heels, I skip and jump, I go to the lava'treeee! On Wednesday I go shoppin', and have buttered scones for teeeea!" And then- ORC- "I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a brawr! I wish I was a girlie, just like my dear ma-maaaaaarrr!" Legolas- *cries* And I thought you were so butch!!! Umm.... Anyway. That was just... what's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah. WRONG!!! ~Maeg I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK! **Shudders**
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05-08-2004, 06:32 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...s_battle_4.jpg
I'll get you for that! Nobody pokes me in the ribs and gets away with it... Apologies that it's a bit blurry.
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*" Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
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05-08-2004, 11:36 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: May 2004
Location: X marks the spot!
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Ughhh.... Ok, who replaced my swords with lead bars?
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Proud member of the Society for Nearsighted Elves! -6.50, -5.00 Dream a dream / And see through angel's eyes / A place where we can fly away Ride with me upon a shining star, / Above the moonlit sky / We will find Elysium |
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05-09-2004, 02:19 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,992
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Legolas: *cough* Oh! Could you hold on a minute, mate. I've coughed up a hairball...
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