Mixed up movies game - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Elennar Starfire · 05-17-2003, 05:39 PM

In this game you take the sound from one movie and the picture from another and mix them up.

example:
scene-doors of moria
Gandalf:*puts staff against door* Wingardium leviosa! Wingardium leviosa!

have fun!!

Lindril Arvilya · 05-17-2003, 08:30 PM

Gandalf (funny how we seem to like doing these about him) is gathering his things and hurrying out of Bag End, Frodo following, asking questions and being generally somewhat panicky. Gandalf turns back to Frodo as he reaches the door, forces a smile, pats Frodo on the shoulder, and tells him, "May the Force be with you."

ElenCala Isil · 05-17-2003, 08:50 PM

ok, I'll give it a go.

Aragorn asks Legolas what he can see with his elven eyes, Legolas walks forward, out stretching his arms..(in that king of the world type pose) suddenly "My heart will go on" starts playing

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Himaran · 05-17-2003, 09:04 PM

In bag end, when frodo returns from his night at the Green Dragon, Gandalf grabs frodo and turns him around. "Surprised to see me, mr. Anderson?"

Tinuviel the Nightingale · 05-18-2003, 04:28 AM

Where Gandalf and Saruman are having a staff fight in FOTR, Gandlaf suddenly screams out "Riktusempra!"

In TTT where Eowyn and Aragorn are sword-fighting you can just picture the nyaowng, nyaowng sounds of light sabres.

Also after that afore-mentioned segment where Aragorn asks "What do you fear" or something, Eowyn replies with, "Bunnies!"
Note: This is technically from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so it's actually a TV reference but, oh well.

I'm having a good day!

Meela · 05-18-2003, 05:19 AM

Gimli runs into the chamber in Moria and stares at Balin's tomb.

Gimli: Indy! We've found it! We've found the Ark!

Elennar Starfire · 05-18-2003, 09:50 AM

The balrog is standing at the bridge, looking all firey.
"Luke, I am your father!"

Anything but Arwen · 05-18-2003, 12:32 PM

Ellanar, did you see that on theOneRing.net?
*cackles*

Y'know, I am ALWAYS thinking of these, but I cant remember one! Let me think **thinks for 3 hours**

Dammit! I cant think of one! Ummmm.... Well, theonly bit I can tink of is Arwen riding along, kicking *** etc etc and I was suddenly reminded of Princess Fiona doing the Matrix thing in Shrek...

Or I could just need my medication...

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 05-18-2003, 12:46 PM

I need LESS medication. *looks watery-eyed and slack-jawed at the screen for a few hours. Drool runs down her chin*

Moria. The orcs are about to break into Balin's Tomb. Aragorn and Legolas nock their arrows and Boromir pulls out his sword and shield. He turns to Aragorn.

Boromir: "Aragorn? For England."

(*dodges flying tomatoes* Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'll do a better one. Eesh....)

Meela · 05-18-2003, 01:22 PM

NO! That was brilliant!! And I can well imagine it [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Shy Hobbit · 05-18-2003, 05:41 PM

I have one for the doors of Moria too.

*doors open, Gandalf turns to the Fellowship*

"Welcome to the Rock!"

That one came to me as I was imagining what it would be like if Connery had accepted the part of Gandalf, I'd always be expecting him to pop out that line [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Arawethiel · 05-18-2003, 06:11 PM

*Giggles* These are quite amusing!! Here's one I thought up though it's not as good as all of yours.

The Fellowship is in Balin's tomb with the cave troll. All of a sudden Gandalf lifts his arms and rips all of the weapons out of everyone's hands including the orcs and sends it flying at the troll. The troll dies and falls to the ground buried beneath all the weapons. The Fellowship turn and stare at Gandalf with bewildered looks. He looks at them all and says "What, didn't you all know I'm the master of magnetism?"

I just watched X-Men again the other day and couldn't resist. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I snickered all the time because I kept picturing Magneto with a beard and wizard's hat.

polices · 05-18-2003, 06:20 PM

In don't think this is very good but its worth a shot...

Boromir gets shot by Lurtz and falls over aragorn charges in and kills Lurtz Aragorn slowlyb walks over to Boromer who says" Anikane, I am your father," Aragorn gets up with a puzzeled look on his face. [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 05-18-2003, 08:53 PM

Quote:

I have one for the doors of Moria too.
*doors open, Gandalf turns to the Fellowship*

"Welcome to the Rock!"

*snort choke giggle die* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Another X-Men one, just because I can:

Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli all whirl on a not-yet-revealed Gandalf. He quickly disarms them all.

Aragorn: Who are you? Show yourself!

Gandalf: Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answer?

Tinuviel the Nightingale · 05-19-2003, 05:27 AM

At the end of the battle of Helm's Deep where Gandalf and Eomer are about to descend down the slope, Gandalf rears on Shadowfax and hollers, "Hi-ho Silver!" before a galloping down.

Anything but Arwen · 05-19-2003, 06:31 AM

lol Tinuviel!! I saw that too!!! And its not exactly from another film, but I could just see Shadowfax kicking up his heels straight after...

purplefluffychainsaw · 05-19-2003, 06:39 AM

Every ones missed out the obvious one!!!

IN THE MINES OF MORIA

Fellowship are walking in a row

Gimli: Hi ho, hi ho it's of to work we go!

Fellowship: **Blank looks at Gimli**

Gimli: What!? It's in the blood

the guy who be short · 05-19-2003, 07:03 AM

damn you, purplefluffychainsaw! i was just gonna post that! ah well, great minds think alike.

Elennar Starfire · 05-19-2003, 04:09 PM

Another Moria one:

Tentacles come flying out of the water and grab Frodo.
"Just relax! If you don't, it will only kill you faster!"

I have seen Harry Potter more times than is good for me... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Lindril Arvilya · 05-19-2003, 08:28 PM

I don't remember the exact line, but I believe that Eomer says something at some point (maybe just in the book) about Galadriel being a witch.
Gimli: How you you know she is a witch?
Eomer: She turned me into a newt!
(I know it's abridged... didn't have time to write out the full scene...)

Tymezennith · 05-19-2003, 09:38 PM

In which Legolas shows the Hobbits Lembas:
Legolas: Pretend it's a seed, okay
Pippin: It's a rock!

In which the recently increased group hides from black riders underneath some tree roots:
Frodo: I'm just a little black rain cloud, hovering under the honey tree... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Arawethiel · 05-22-2003, 07:27 PM

I can't believe someone hasn't done a Matrix one yet so I guess I'll be the first.

Frodo wakes up in the bed at Rivendell and sees Elrond wearing a pair of shades.

"Ah, Mr. Baggins I've been waiting a long time to make your aquaintence. You may call me Agent Elrond. Now it comes to my attention that you have a certain ring in your possession that my superiors would like back."

"I'll never give you the ring!" Frodo shouts at him.

"Oh really?" Agent Elrond smirks and produces a 5 inch thick pile of manuscripts describing Frodo's digressions in the Shire complete with drawn pictures.

"As you can see, I've been keeping an eye on you. Now we can wipe this slate clean. Give you a fresh start so to speak if you give me the ring."

Before Frodo can make a response the door to the chamber is kicked off it's hinges and Sam walks in completely dressed in black leather and black sunglasses.

"Samwise Gamgee." Agent Elrond says with disgust evident in his voice.

"Agent Elrond." Sam replies in the same tone. "Merry, Pip get the Ringbearer out of here. I'll handle Elrond."

Merry and Pippin rush in behind him garbed in black leather regalia and shades as well. They haul Frodo out of the bed while Agent Elrond and Sam start to duke it out.

Sam goes to punch Elrond in the face, but discovers he isn't tall enough so kicks him in the shin instead. Agent Elrond loses his balance not so much from the blow, but from getting tangled in his dress like robes and ends up falling to the ground. Taking advantage of Agent Elrond's tumble, Sam runs out of the room to catch up with Merry, Pip, and Frodo.

Agent Elrond scowls as he picks himself up off the ground and straightens his crooked sunglasses."They're not out yet." He grumbles and stalks out of the room.

Ok, that ended up a little different than I intended, but I kept having images of hobbits in leather and dark sunglasses [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] and had to write something for it. I hope it brought you guys some amusement. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Meela · 05-23-2003, 07:54 AM

Totally! I love the image of Agent Smith in robes! *giggles*

Nimrothiel · 06-11-2003, 01:27 PM

When Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli are searching for Merry and Pippin:

Aragorn: "They were here, there are footprints leading in that direction..."

*Legolas finds the elven brooch*

Legolas: "Look Aragorn, Hobbits!"

The fight scene between Gandalf and Saruman could turn into the fight scene from Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail:

*Gandalf blasts off one of Saruman's arms*

Saruman: "Ha! 'Tis only a flesh wound, have at you sir!"

*Gandalf promptly blasts off Saruman's other arm*

Saruman: "I can still kick you!"

*Gandalf then blasts off one of Saruman's legs*

Saruman: "While I can still stand, I will fight you!"

*Gandalf blasts off Saruman's remaining limb*

Saruman: "I can still bite you! Hey, wait, come back here and fight!"

*Gandalf, having tired of this pointless fight, turns and walks away, leaving "Torso Man" to his own devices*

Alternative ending: Gandalf turns around and blows Saruman's head off.
[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Tinuviel of Denton · 06-14-2003, 03:02 PM

Quote:

great minds think alike.

Well, they also say birds of a feather flock together. So what are you, a couple of great minds or a couple of featherbrains?

Anyway...

For those of you who don't know, Elijah Wood played Huck Finn in the movie The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. So...

Somewhere in the movie, Frodo drops his all-too-fake British accent and begins to talk in a Missouri boy dialect. Maybe the scene where the hobbits and Strider are in the woods. Frodo could explain about how kings, etc, are always less-than-respectable, like Huck did for Jim.

Arawethiel · 06-18-2003, 11:48 PM

This scene comes from Red Skeleton who was comedian and a very funny one at that. In his joke the birds were two seagulls looking down on a ship but I adapted to LOTR. Hope you find it as amusing as me. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Legolas: Crebain from Dunland!

All of the Fellowship stops and stares at the approaching birds. Two of these happened to be called Gertrude and Heathcliff.

Heathcliff: Look down there is the Fellowship of Fools!

Gertrude: Why are they the Fellowhip of Fools?

Heathcliff: They're looking up.

Everdawn · 06-19-2003, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Boromir: "Aragorn? For England."

Good call!

Merry, in Rivendell... :hey Pip, i snuck a beer in!" *taking one from under his shirt*
Pippin: So did I! *pulls one out of a tree.
Merry: classic!
*both see Beers chilled in a waterfall**
BOTH: CLASSIC!
***ok only aussies will get that one... Its from Comedy Inc.

Elrond and Gandalf, when Elrond is recounting his encounter with Isiuldor...
"Shall we begin like david copperfiled? I am born, I grew up?, or shall we start with his birth into darkness, as i call it. Thats really where we should start. Dont you think?"

---Interview with the Vampire.

Meela · 06-19-2003, 02:26 PM

*giggles* Ian McKellan featured in a recent-ish TV version of David Copperfield...

arianrod · 06-19-2003, 10:42 PM

I just can't wait for the day when one of the hobbits (Pippin most likely) will walk up to the bar and ask for...
"A martini. Shaken, not stirred."
Or would that be more of a Ranger drink?

In Rivendell, all nine members of the fellowship dancing around on tables and singing:
"We're the Fellowship of the Ring of Power, we're off to the Dark Tower.
We do routines, and border scenes, and footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Rivendell, we eat cream and cocoa and caramel!"

ok, so the rhyming sucked, but oh well...

steve · 06-19-2003, 11:47 PM

The fellowship is gathered at Rivendel at the end of The Council of Elrond

Elrond: You are the fellowship of the ring, now go and let the force be with you

Bridge of Kazad-Dum (gandalf and Durin's bane)

Gandalf: You shall not pass

Durin's Bane: *waves his hand* you will let us pass, I am not who you think I am

Battle of Helms Deep

Boromir: oh great, they have a cave troll

Battle of Pelennor Fields, The Witch King is standing up to gandalf and says the speach about death looking gandalf in the face (and so on)

Gandalf: well... You can take my life, but you will never take My Freedom!!!

In the Prancing Pony

Aragorn: are you scared
frodo: yes
aragorn: not scared enough, I know what hunts you... They are the killer tomatoes, flesh eating vegtables

Moria after the battle with the watcher

Gandalf: we now enter the long dark of moria
*The tooth fairy (darkness falls (dumbest movie ever)) flies down and grabs boromir and flies off with him*
*aragorn goes chasing after him*
Aragorn (yelling): Hes not suposto die yet

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Bridge of Kazad-dum (again)

The balrog rears up and egnights in flame and roars loudly

Gandalf: dont move, it cant see you if you dont move

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At Bilbo's birthday party
Sam: If someone told you my life was all smoking pipes, going to birthday parties, and eating second breakfasts... well, someone lied

Sam [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]show rosie dancing with somene next to her) id love to tell you thats me... (move to the fat proudfoot) Heck, id even settle for him

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Gimli: Gimli Mad, Gimli Smash
Gimli: HiHo HiHo Its off Orc Slaying I go
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Gandalf right before he runs off from Bag End to Minas Tirith

Gandalf: Ill be Back

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Daewen · 06-20-2003, 07:56 AM

Sam to Frodo in the boat: Oh Harry I was so worried about you!

Saruman to Gandalf: You cannot beat Mordor, Gandalf. One two he's coming for you, three four, better lock the door, five six and get a crucifix...

Elennar Starfire · 07-06-2003, 11:54 AM

Sam runs after Frodo into the water and sinks.

Sam: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-06-2003, 12:59 PM

at the inn of the prouncing pony...

Innkeeper: good evening, little masters.If you're seeking accommodation, we've got some nice cozy, Hobbit-sized rooms available...Mr...er...
Frodo: my name is Bond. James Bond.

well, i'll try harder next time [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Everdawn · 07-07-2003, 01:16 AM

In the forest, when Aragorn and Gimli and Legolas are about to find Gandalf.

Aragorn: Who are you?
Gandalf** stepping from the shaddows: I am father of a murdered son, husband of a murdered wife, and i will have my vengance. In this life or the next.
Aragorn:???

TealDude4 · 07-09-2003, 06:13 PM

The scene in the extended version where Aragorn is standing next to his mothers grave.

Elrond: Your mother brought you here to protect you.
Aragorn: Yeah. Momma always said, "Life is like a box a choc-o-lates."

I'm sorry, I just couldn't pass that one up. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Gandalf is holding on to the bridge of Khazad-dum and is about to fall.

Gandalf: I'll be back."

Lets go.
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Ok, this one is a reference to my favorite TV show. If you've seen it, you'll know what it is.

Frodo: The following takes place between 10:00PM and 11:00PM on the day of Uncle Bilbo's Birthday Party. The events occur in real time.

Lëowen · 07-09-2003, 07:22 PM

*when the Fellowship is getting the boats at Lothlorien*

Galadriel:...These Elvish boats will never sink. (or something like that)

Gimli: So you mean they float in water?

Galadriel:Um...yes...

Gimli: What elsefloats in water?

Pippin: Um...very small rocks!

Merry: Churches! Churches!

Sam: Lead!

Frodo: Apples?

Aragorn: A duck!

It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but it's a bit shortened...oh well...

Kates Frodo Temp · 07-09-2003, 08:46 PM

Gandalf, to Saruman:

"Before this war is over I'm going to kill you."

Okay, that was lame. I'm watching The Patriot right now, and just had to use that line somewhere.

Elennar Starfire · 07-09-2003, 09:06 PM

When gandalf comes back in TTT

Aragorn: We thought you were dead!

Gandalf: Well you forgot one thing: I'm captain Jack Sparrow...

I just saw Pirates of the Caribbean and I think it's a great movie.
That's not the exact line but I can't remember exactly how it goes.

Brinniel · 07-09-2003, 09:24 PM

A Nazgul says to Frodo: I like your ring...

That'd be from Terminator 3, which I just saw yesterday. It's an excellent movie (one the best summer movies I've seen) and TX is an awesome baddie. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

merenwen · 07-09-2003, 09:35 PM

Elennar, you've seen Pirates of the Carribean? *has a fit of jealousy* [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] sorry...
neways!

At the meeting in Rivendell:
Elrond:You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring
Aragorn:Asecret mission, in uncharted space, Let's Go!

05-17-2003, 05:39 PM	#1
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 1,049	Mixed up movies game In this game you take the sound from one movie and the picture from another and mix them up. example: scene-doors of moria Gandalf:puts staff against door Wingardium leviosa! Wingardium leviosa! have fun!! __________________ Don't let me die!

05-17-2003, 08:30 PM	#2
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 336	Gandalf (funny how we seem to like doing these about him) is gathering his things and hurrying out of Bag End, Frodo following, asking questions and being generally somewhat panicky. Gandalf turns back to Frodo as he reaches the door, forces a smile, pats Frodo on the shoulder, and tells him, "May the Force be with you." __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

05-17-2003, 08:50 PM	#3
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	ok, I'll give it a go. Aragorn asks Legolas what he can see with his elven eyes, Legolas walks forward, out stretching his arms..(in that king of the world type pose) suddenly "My heart will go on" starts playing [ May 17, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ] __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

05-18-2003, 04:28 AM	#5
Tinuviel the Nightingale Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror Posts: 299	Where Gandalf and Saruman are having a staff fight in FOTR, Gandlaf suddenly screams out "Riktusempra!" In TTT where Eowyn and Aragorn are sword-fighting you can just picture the nyaowng, nyaowng sounds of light sabres. Also after that afore-mentioned segment where Aragorn asks "What do you fear" or something, Eowyn replies with, "Bunnies!" Note: This is technically from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so it's actually a TV reference but, oh well. I'm having a good day! __________________ I am no longer Saruman the White... I am Saruman THE BRINGER OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY AND SPECIAL! Join Legends of Middle Earth!

05-18-2003, 05:19 AM	#6
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	Gimli runs into the chamber in Moria and stares at Balin's tomb. Gimli: Indy! We've found it! We've found the Ark! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-17-2003, 09:04 PM	#4
Himaran Ash of Orodruin Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thangorodrim Posts: 777	In bag end, when frodo returns from his night at the Green Dragon, Gandalf grabs frodo and turns him around. "Surprised to see me, mr. Anderson?"

05-18-2003, 09:50 AM	#7
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 1,049	The balrog is standing at the bridge, looking all firey. "Luke, I am your father!" __________________ Don't let me die!

05-18-2003, 12:32 PM	#8
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Ellanar, did you see that on theOneRing.net? cackles Y'know, I am ALWAYS thinking of these, but I cant remember one! Let me think thinks for 3 hours Dammit! I cant think of one! Ummmm.... Well, theonly bit I can tink of is Arwen riding along, kicking *** etc etc and I was suddenly reminded of Princess Fiona doing the Matrix thing in Shrek... Or I could just need my medication... __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

05-18-2003, 12:46 PM	#9
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	I need LESS medication. looks watery-eyed and slack-jawed at the screen for a few hours. Drool runs down her chin Moria. The orcs are about to break into Balin's Tomb. Aragorn and Legolas nock their arrows and Boromir pulls out his sword and shield. He turns to Aragorn. Boromir: "Aragorn? For England." (dodges flying tomatoes Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'll do a better one. Eesh....) __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

05-18-2003, 01:22 PM	#10
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	NO! That was brilliant!! And I can well imagine it [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-18-2003, 05:41 PM	#11
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	I have one for the doors of Moria too. doors open, Gandalf turns to the Fellowship "Welcome to the Rock!" That one came to me as I was imagining what it would be like if Connery had accepted the part of Gandalf, I'd always be expecting him to pop out that line [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

05-18-2003, 06:11 PM	#12
Arawethiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 45	Giggles These are quite amusing!! Here's one I thought up though it's not as good as all of yours. The Fellowship is in Balin's tomb with the cave troll. All of a sudden Gandalf lifts his arms and rips all of the weapons out of everyone's hands including the orcs and sends it flying at the troll. The troll dies and falls to the ground buried beneath all the weapons. The Fellowship turn and stare at Gandalf with bewildered looks. He looks at them all and says "What, didn't you all know I'm the master of magnetism?" I just watched X-Men again the other day and couldn't resist. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I snickered all the time because I kept picturing Magneto with a beard and wizard's hat. __________________ "If I say he is a Burglar, a Burglar he is, or will be when the time comes." Gandalf sticking it to the Dwarves.

05-18-2003, 06:20 PM	#13
polices Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2003 Location: a little place called "Stuck in a pot" Posts: 48	In don't think this is very good but its worth a shot... Boromir gets shot by Lurtz and falls over aragorn charges in and kills Lurtz Aragorn slowlyb walks over to Boromer who says" Anikane, I am your father," Aragorn gets up with a puzzeled look on his face. [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] __________________ "The time of the elfs has ended."Elrond "It is also the end of the men..."ME! "It is the time of the... SUPER-ROBOTIC-FLYING-GENETICALLY-MODIFIED-SUPER-DARVES!"

05-19-2003, 05:27 AM	#15
Tinuviel the Nightingale Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror Posts: 299	At the end of the battle of Helm's Deep where Gandalf and Eomer are about to descend down the slope, Gandalf rears on Shadowfax and hollers, "Hi-ho Silver!" before a galloping down. __________________ I am no longer Saruman the White... I am Saruman THE BRINGER OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY AND SPECIAL! Join Legends of Middle Earth!

05-19-2003, 06:31 AM	#16
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	lol Tinuviel!! I saw that too!!! And its not exactly from another film, but I could just see Shadowfax kicking up his heels straight after... __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

05-19-2003, 06:39 AM	#17
purplefluffychainsaw Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a very cold place.... Posts: 162	Every ones missed out the obvious one!!! IN THE MINES OF MORIA Fellowship are walking in a row Gimli: Hi ho, hi ho it's of to work we go! Fellowship: Blank looks at Gimli Gimli: What!? It's in the blood __________________ Love, Drugs and Fairy Boys ~ SAM

05-19-2003, 07:03 AM	#18
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,496	damn you, purplefluffychainsaw! i was just gonna post that! ah well, great minds think alike.

05-19-2003, 04:09 PM	#19
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 1,049	Another Moria one: Tentacles come flying out of the water and grab Frodo. "Just relax! If you don't, it will only kill you faster!" I have seen Harry Potter more times than is good for me... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Don't let me die!

05-19-2003, 08:28 PM	#20
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 336	I don't remember the exact line, but I believe that Eomer says something at some point (maybe just in the book) about Galadriel being a witch. Gimli: How you you know she is a witch? Eomer: She turned me into a newt! (I know it's abridged... didn't have time to write out the full scene...) __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

05-19-2003, 09:38 PM	#21
Tymezennith Pile O'Bones Join Date: May 2003 Location: surfing a soundwave on a subatomic board Posts: 14	In which Legolas shows the Hobbits Lembas: Legolas: Pretend it's a seed, okay Pippin: It's a rock! In which the recently increased group hides from black riders underneath some tree roots: Frodo: I'm just a little black rain cloud, hovering under the honey tree... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ When humor goes, there goes civilization. ErmaBombeck

05-22-2003, 07:27 PM	#22
Arawethiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 45	I can't believe someone hasn't done a Matrix one yet so I guess I'll be the first. Frodo wakes up in the bed at Rivendell and sees Elrond wearing a pair of shades. "Ah, Mr. Baggins I've been waiting a long time to make your aquaintence. You may call me Agent Elrond. Now it comes to my attention that you have a certain ring in your possession that my superiors would like back." "I'll never give you the ring!" Frodo shouts at him. "Oh really?" Agent Elrond smirks and produces a 5 inch thick pile of manuscripts describing Frodo's digressions in the Shire complete with drawn pictures. "As you can see, I've been keeping an eye on you. Now we can wipe this slate clean. Give you a fresh start so to speak if you give me the ring." Before Frodo can make a response the door to the chamber is kicked off it's hinges and Sam walks in completely dressed in black leather and black sunglasses. "Samwise Gamgee." Agent Elrond says with disgust evident in his voice. "Agent Elrond." Sam replies in the same tone. "Merry, Pip get the Ringbearer out of here. I'll handle Elrond." Merry and Pippin rush in behind him garbed in black leather regalia and shades as well. They haul Frodo out of the bed while Agent Elrond and Sam start to duke it out. Sam goes to punch Elrond in the face, but discovers he isn't tall enough so kicks him in the shin instead. Agent Elrond loses his balance not so much from the blow, but from getting tangled in his dress like robes and ends up falling to the ground. Taking advantage of Agent Elrond's tumble, Sam runs out of the room to catch up with Merry, Pip, and Frodo. Agent Elrond scowls as he picks himself up off the ground and straightens his crooked sunglasses."They're not out yet." He grumbles and stalks out of the room. Ok, that ended up a little different than I intended, but I kept having images of hobbits in leather and dark sunglasses [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] and had to write something for it. I hope it brought you guys some amusement. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "If I say he is a Burglar, a Burglar he is, or will be when the time comes." Gandalf sticking it to the Dwarves.

05-23-2003, 07:54 AM	#23
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	Totally! I love the image of Agent Smith in robes! giggles __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-11-2003, 01:27 PM	#24
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	When Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli are searching for Merry and Pippin: Aragorn: "They were here, there are footprints leading in that direction..." Legolas finds the elven brooch Legolas: "Look Aragorn, Hobbits!" The fight scene between Gandalf and Saruman could turn into the fight scene from Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail: Gandalf blasts off one of Saruman's arms Saruman: "Ha! 'Tis only a flesh wound, have at you sir!" Gandalf promptly blasts off Saruman's other arm Saruman: "I can still kick you!" Gandalf then blasts off one of Saruman's legs Saruman: "While I can still stand, I will fight you!" Gandalf blasts off Saruman's remaining limb Saruman: "I can still bite you! Hey, wait, come back here and fight!" Gandalf, having tired of this pointless fight, turns and walks away, leaving "Torso Man" to his own devices Alternative ending: Gandalf turns around and blows Saruman's head off. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

06-18-2003, 11:48 PM	#26
Arawethiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 45	This scene comes from Red Skeleton who was comedian and a very funny one at that. In his joke the birds were two seagulls looking down on a ship but I adapted to LOTR. Hope you find it as amusing as me. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Legolas: Crebain from Dunland! All of the Fellowship stops and stares at the approaching birds. Two of these happened to be called Gertrude and Heathcliff. Heathcliff: Look down there is the Fellowship of Fools! Gertrude: Why are they the Fellowhip of Fools? Heathcliff: They're looking up. __________________ "If I say he is a Burglar, a Burglar he is, or will be when the time comes." Gandalf sticking it to the Dwarves.

06-19-2003, 02:26 PM	#28
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	giggles Ian McKellan featured in a recent-ish TV version of David Copperfield... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-19-2003, 10:42 PM	#29
arianrod Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners Posts: 215	I just can't wait for the day when one of the hobbits (Pippin most likely) will walk up to the bar and ask for... "A martini. Shaken, not stirred." Or would that be more of a Ranger drink? In Rivendell, all nine members of the fellowship dancing around on tables and singing: "We're the Fellowship of the Ring of Power, we're off to the Dark Tower. We do routines, and border scenes, and footwork imp-e-cable; We dine well here in Rivendell, we eat cream and cocoa and caramel!" ok, so the rhyming sucked, but oh well... __________________ Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!

06-19-2003, 11:47 PM	#30
steve Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Edoras... er, Philadelphia Posts: 191	The fellowship is gathered at Rivendel at the end of The Council of Elrond Elrond: You are the fellowship of the ring, now go and let the force be with you Bridge of Kazad-Dum (gandalf and Durin's bane) Gandalf: You shall not pass Durin's Bane: waves his hand you will let us pass, I am not who you think I am Battle of Helms Deep Boromir: oh great, they have a cave troll Battle of Pelennor Fields, The Witch King is standing up to gandalf and says the speach about death looking gandalf in the face (and so on) Gandalf: well... You can take my life, but you will never take My Freedom!!! In the Prancing Pony Aragorn: are you scared frodo: yes aragorn: not scared enough, I know what hunts you... They are the killer tomatoes, flesh eating vegtables Moria after the battle with the watcher Gandalf: we now enter the long dark of moria The tooth fairy (darkness falls (dumbest movie ever)) flies down and grabs boromir and flies off with him aragorn goes chasing after him Aragorn (yelling): Hes not suposto die yet [ June 20, 2003: hahahaha Message edited HAHAHAHA by: LOOK WAHT I CAN DO steve I CAN EDIT THE EDIT MESSAGE ] [ June 20, 2003: Message edited by: steve ] Bridge of Kazad-dum (again) The balrog rears up and egnights in flame and roars loudly Gandalf: dont move, it cant see you if you dont move [ June 20, 2003: Message edited by: steve ] At Bilbo's birthday party Sam: If someone told you my life was all smoking pipes, going to birthday parties, and eating second breakfasts... well, someone lied Sam [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]show rosie dancing with somene next to her) id love to tell you thats me... (move to the fat proudfoot) Heck, id even settle for him [ June 20, 2003: Message edited by: steve ] [ June 20, 2003: Message edited by: steve ] Gimli: Gimli Mad, Gimli Smash Gimli: HiHo HiHo Its off Orc Slaying I go [ June 20, 2003: Message edited by: steve ] [ June 20, 2003: Message edited by: steve ] Every Edit is a new addition to it [ June 20, 2003: Message edited by: steve ] Gandalf right before he runs off from Bag End to Minas Tirith Gandalf: Ill be Back [ June 20, 2003: Message edited by: steve ] __________________ MAGIC SHOP! Spells of Mass Destruction 20% off! Today Only!

06-20-2003, 07:56 AM	#31
Daewen Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic Posts: 153	Sam to Frodo in the boat: Oh Harry I was so worried about you! Saruman to Gandalf: You cannot beat Mordor, Gandalf. One two he's coming for you, three four, better lock the door, five six and get a crucifix... __________________ Thrust and the nuns will come. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!

07-06-2003, 11:54 AM	#32
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 1,049	Sam runs after Frodo into the water and sinks. Sam: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming... __________________ Don't let me die!

07-06-2003, 12:59 PM	#33
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,267	at the inn of the prouncing pony... Innkeeper: good evening, little masters.If you're seeking accommodation, we've got some nice cozy, Hobbit-sized rooms available...Mr...er... Frodo: my name is Bond. James Bond. well, i'll try harder next time [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Fenris Wolf

07-07-2003, 01:16 AM	#34
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	In the forest, when Aragorn and Gimli and Legolas are about to find Gandalf. Aragorn: Who are you? Gandalf** stepping from the shaddows: I am father of a murdered son, husband of a murdered wife, and i will have my vengance. In this life or the next. Aragorn:??? __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

07-09-2003, 06:13 PM	#35
TealDude4 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Earth Posts: 42	The scene in the extended version where Aragorn is standing next to his mothers grave. Elrond: Your mother brought you here to protect you. Aragorn: Yeah. Momma always said, "Life is like a box a choc-o-lates." I'm sorry, I just couldn't pass that one up. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ********** Gandalf is holding on to the bridge of Khazad-dum and is about to fall. Gandalf: I'll be back." Lets go. ********** Ok, this one is a reference to my favorite TV show. If you've seen it, you'll know what it is. Frodo: The following takes place between 10:00PM and 11:00PM on the day of Uncle Bilbo's Birthday Party. The events occur in real time. __________________ "I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come, when the courage of men fail. And we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. This day, we fight!"

07-09-2003, 07:22 PM	#36
Lëowen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: my computer chair, being smothered by my impossibly large cat Posts: 93	when the Fellowship is getting the boats at Lothlorien Galadriel:...These Elvish boats will never sink. (or something like that) Gimli: So you mean they float in water? Galadriel:Um...yes... Gimli: What elsefloats in water? Pippin: Um...very small rocks! Merry: Churches! Churches! Sam: Lead! Frodo: Apples? Aragorn: A duck! It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but it's a bit shortened...oh well... __________________ Be individual! Join the millions of other people also being individual! Prevent Merry Abuse! Join S.A.M!

07-09-2003, 08:46 PM	#37
Kates Frodo Temp Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Vale, Ancartia Posts: 112	Gandalf, to Saruman: "Before this war is over I'm going to kill you." Okay, that was lame. I'm watching The Patriot right now, and just had to use that line somewhere. __________________ I yessessë Eru ontanë Menel ar Cemen. Genesis 1:1 Sign my lighter, Meela?

07-09-2003, 09:06 PM	#38
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 1,049	When gandalf comes back in TTT Aragorn: We thought you were dead! Gandalf: Well you forgot one thing: I'm captain Jack Sparrow... I just saw Pirates of the Caribbean and I think it's a great movie. That's not the exact line but I can't remember exactly how it goes. __________________ Don't let me die!