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Meela · 09-03-2003, 08:31 AM

"Is it alive?"
"Dunno. Poke and see if it jumps."
"I'm not touching it!"
"Well, I'm not going to. It's my birthday, I shouldn't have to."
"Shut up about your stupid birthday!!" *strangle*

Amanaduial the archer · 09-03-2003, 12:12 PM

LOL Meela!

Hobbit 1 *Deep concentration* "Ok, I can nearly read it...just a few more runes..."
Hobbit 2 *Jumpily, reaches hand forward quickly* "Careful not to touch it!"
H1 *counts to 10 under breath* "Why exactly not?"
H2: 'Cos it's mine.
H1: Isn't, its mine!
H2: Isn't!
H1: Is
H2: Isn't!
H1: Is
H2: Isn't!
H1: I - glurk! *choking noises as Hobbit 2 strangles hobbit 1*

Wow, going on a theme here....

Finwe · 09-03-2003, 05:50 PM

Deagol: Oooooooo.... goooooold!!!!!!!

Smeagol: Oooooooo.... precioussssssss.....

Esgallhugwen · 09-04-2003, 09:44 AM

Little did Smeagol and Deagol realize that looking at The Ring for too long will make their eyes go crossed permanetly! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

dragoneyes · 09-04-2003, 10:26 AM

After many minutes of sitting like this:
Deagol: (still staring at ring) so erm, Smeagol, you going to try and get this perfect, smooth, round, shiny, golden, glistening ring off me?
Smeagol: Well, no actually, I quite like just sitting here and staring at it.
Deagol: Oh good, me too...

Anything but Arwen · 09-05-2003, 11:05 AM

Ring: *in booming voice* I come in peace. Take me to your leader.

Deagol: Smeag, the ring is talking, Smeag, its talking.

Smeagol: Don't talk to it Deagy, dont encourage it..

Lame, I know. Sorry. Couldnt resist showing how like their ancestors the hobbits are... ^_^

[ September 05, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

Naz · 09-06-2003, 09:49 AM

Quote:

*glomps naz's kawaii avatar* it's ruwalk!!!
(too bad i'm more of a rath fan myself ^.~)

hehe^ ^ So there's a lot of DK/LOTR fans, ne~? ^ ^ (personally, I like Alfeegi *&* Ruwalk...- -;; )

I love this thread! Isso funny! ^ ^;

Evisse the Blue · 09-06-2003, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Deagol: Smeag, the ring is talking, Smeag, its talking.

Smeagol: Don't talk to it Deagy, dont encourage it..

I found this very funny - Smeag and Deag as Merry and Pippin. Maybe because they sort of are /were.

Smeagol - sneaks from behind
Deagol: Still absorbed by the ring
Smeagol - reaches his hand and...
Smeagol: BOOOO! Hehehehe! Scared ye, eh? Betcha didn't see this coming.

Anything but Arwen · 09-06-2003, 10:25 AM

Quote:

hehe^ ^ So there's a lot of DK/LOTR fans, ne~? ^ ^ (personally, I like Alfeegi *&* Ruwalk...- -;; )

I love this thread! Isso funny! ^ ^;

Er, Naz, are you drunk? Sorry, I had to ask...

Oh, and why thank you Evisse the Blue. I live to please ^_^ Well, and to dominate the world, but thats not the point.

[ September 06, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

Lily Bombadil · 09-06-2003, 02:12 PM

For the Pippin Pic (hehe. I made a funny).

Pippin: Hey, Merry!! Watch my squirrel impression!

Oddwen · 09-06-2003, 06:21 PM

Deagol: And with a wave of my hand, I shall make this ring disappear!

Smeagol: Aww, do ya hafta? You've already swallowed it and brought it back, and pulled it out of my ear. Can't you stop now?

Deagol: Allakazam, allakaboo, Allaka-BRAKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! *Smeaglies strangles Deaglies*

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 09-06-2003, 09:17 PM

*giggles* Smeaglies and Deaglies? Nice.

Deagol: Awesome! Lookit this shiny ring I got!
Smeagol: Cool! That's--oh my gawd.
Deagol: What? What is it?
Smeagol: Oh my gawd. There's a humongous bug on your back!!
Deagol: WHAT?!? Get it off, get it off!
Smeagol: Okay, wait. Hold on...wait...almost...wait, I think I got it...YOINK!!
*Smeagol grabs the ring and runs away*
Deagol: DID YOU GET THE BUG OFF MY BACK AT LEAST?!

Naz · 09-07-2003, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Er, Naz, are you drunk? Sorry, I had to ask...

No... I'm not.. don' worry...

Amanaduial the archer · 09-07-2003, 10:24 AM

LOL, Horse maiden I love that one! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 09-07-2003, 02:20 PM

Deagol and Smeagol torment a ladybird.

*photo taken just before Deagol finds the One Ring*

The Only Real Estel · 09-07-2003, 02:35 PM

Deagol? Um...you know my grandma always says 'if you make that face to long it might stay that way'. Deag?

Not very good, perhaps, but it is a first try. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

[ September 08, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ]

One Axe to Rule them All · 09-08-2003, 11:09 AM

Little did Jack Black realize as he held that ring, a very stealthy hobbit was sneaking up on him at that very moment....

Oddwen · 09-08-2003, 02:33 PM

There, you see? The recipie for lembas is totally different than the one for twinkies.

Amanaduial the archer · 09-08-2003, 02:49 PM

"Oh come on, sir, I pointed out all the flaws of the Numenoreans, as well as the eventual reason for their downfall. Come on, don't you think this paper is at leastworth an A?"

Naz · 09-08-2003, 04:06 PM

"Now... sign here, here, & here."

Evisse the Blue · 09-08-2003, 04:25 PM

Here's the menu for today, sirs, may I take your order?

Yavanna228 · 09-08-2003, 08:00 PM

'Look, Sire, I have found it! The Genealogy of Tom Bombadil!'

Peace

Oddwen · 09-08-2003, 08:23 PM

"Here ees ze vine menoo, zur. I voult reccomendt ze house vine. You vant vite vine, no? Ze red vine ees magneefeeco, ho ho ho!"

YOU invision Grima vis a French accent...hee hee...gotta get off now...

arianrod · 09-08-2003, 10:02 PM

Look what we did in school, Mommy! Look, it's finger painting! Do you see my dragon?? No, it's not a cow, it's a dragon! See the flames? *sniffle*

Esgallhugwen · 09-09-2003, 12:49 PM

'Now as you can clearly see by the evidence I have in my hand, it was indeed Merry and Pippin that ate all the Lembas'

or
'looky mum i've been practising my calligraphy'
or
'And that's not all folks if you buy the handy dandy orc stain remover today you get your very own contract with the musical group known as The Howling Hobbits, plus some of this lovely black powder great for breaking the ice at parties among other things' *you have to think of him as being one of those annoying sales people or one of those tele marketers that are way tooo enthusiastic for their own good* [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

The Only Real Estel · 09-09-2003, 02:37 PM

This is Wormy to Saruman (even though techinacally Worm is at Edoras in the pic):

"I'm sorry sir, but I thought it best to have a copy of the contract just so Sauron holds up his end of the deal when all is said & done."

P.S. 'There, you see? The recipie for lembas is totally different than the one for twinkies.' I like that one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]!

[ September 09, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ]

Pookabunny · 09-10-2003, 02:17 AM

"And now I shall baffle you warrior-folk with this list of polysyllabic words!!!"

The Only Real Estel · 09-10-2003, 10:04 AM

"My name is to on the kinergarten graduation dimploma! See, it's right here-er, wait a second..."

Oddwen · 09-10-2003, 10:23 AM

Look sire! I can draw a boat!

Or...

Theoden King! Theoden King! Look what came in the mail! It is a chain letter! If you don't send it to seven other people, bad luck will follow you all the rest of your days!

Meela · 09-10-2003, 10:32 AM

Wormtongue's new teaching job is working out just fine:

"Repeat after me, children: grease... is... good! Next one: pale... is... beautiful! Very good, children! Now, next one. Saruman... is... our... master!"

Esgallhugwen · 09-10-2003, 11:02 AM

'Your Mum sent you this note Master Saruman...*ahem* "dear sweet pea, I've sent you some clean underwear because I know you don't like to do your own laundry, it's sparkling white so don't stain them. p.s. I wuv you my wittle wizard.
Luv mommsie
Keep in mind that Wormtongue could announce this to the whole Uruk-Hai army because he can't find Saruman, hhooo hoooo that whould be too funny [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

One Axe to Rule them All · 09-10-2003, 12:08 PM

And if you look right here in your contract, it says that you are now Saruman of Many Colors! Now get into that clown costume!

[ September 10, 2003: Message edited by: One Axe to Rule them All ]

arianrod · 09-13-2003, 01:20 AM

(sorry about the size)

"I can't believe it! I'm late for the annual Minas Tirith Disco Dance-off! There's no way Faramir's taking over my championship title!"

Meela · 09-13-2003, 06:40 AM

*claps*
That was great!

Boromir's break into advertising:

(voiceover): New 'Gondorian Roses' anti-persperant. Stay fresh on every occasion!

Naz · 09-13-2003, 08:34 AM

Hehehehe!

"I'm going to miss the sacrifice! I'm going to miss the sacrifice!"

(hehe from Help)

Feared Half-Elf · 09-13-2003, 08:47 AM

Boromir: You can't see them yet, but THE TELETUBBIES ARE AROUND THE CORNER! RUN FROM THE EVIL TELETUBBIES!!!!!!

Evisse the Blue · 09-13-2003, 09:47 AM

Quote:

(voiceover): New 'Gondorian Roses' anti-persperant. Stay fresh on every occasion!

LOL! Priceless!

Boromir: "Fangirls!! Ruuun! Swords are of no more use here!"

Yavanna228 · 09-13-2003, 11:13 AM

So begins Boromir's scheme to scare the schnikes out of the camera man.

Peace

Elennar Starfire · 09-13-2003, 11:44 AM

Boromir: THEY HAVE SOAP!!! RUUUNNN!!!

Aragorn: OH NO!!! EVERYONE RUN AWAY!!!

*all run, except Legolas*

Legolas: You all could use baths!

Esgallhugwen · 09-13-2003, 01:47 PM

Boromir: RUN!! Gimli's eaten chili again!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
or
Boromir: Must....*pant*...run..*puff*...from Dwarf women! (wait... or are they men?)

That anti-perspirant is an absolute hilarious scream, i'm trying to hold in my laughter so my mom doesn't think I've gone insane! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[ September 13, 2003: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ]

09-03-2003, 08:31 AM	#2161
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	"Is it alive?" "Dunno. Poke and see if it jumps." "I'm not touching it!" "Well, I'm not going to. It's my birthday, I shouldn't have to." "Shut up about your stupid birthday!!" strangle __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

09-03-2003, 12:12 PM	#2162
Amanaduial the archer Shadow of Starlight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: dancing among the ledgerlines... Posts: 2,397	LOL Meela! Hobbit 1 Deep concentration "Ok, I can nearly read it...just a few more runes..." Hobbit 2 Jumpily, reaches hand forward quickly "Careful not to touch it!" H1 counts to 10 under breath "Why exactly not?" H2: 'Cos it's mine. H1: Isn't, its mine! H2: Isn't! H1: Is H2: Isn't! H1: Is H2: Isn't! H1: I - glurk! choking noises as Hobbit 2 strangles hobbit 1 Wow, going on a theme here.... __________________ I am what I was, a harmless little devil

09-03-2003, 05:50 PM	#2163
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	Deagol: Oooooooo.... goooooold!!!!!!! Smeagol: Oooooooo.... precioussssssss..... __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

09-04-2003, 09:44 AM	#2164
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	Little did Smeagol and Deagol realize that looking at The Ring for too long will make their eyes go crossed permanetly! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

09-04-2003, 10:26 AM	#2165
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	After many minutes of sitting like this: Deagol: (still staring at ring) so erm, Smeagol, you going to try and get this perfect, smooth, round, shiny, golden, glistening ring off me? Smeagol: Well, no actually, I quite like just sitting here and staring at it. Deagol: Oh good, me too... __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

09-05-2003, 11:05 AM	#2166
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Ring: in booming voice I come in peace. Take me to your leader. Deagol: Smeag, the ring is talking, Smeag, its talking. Smeagol: Don't talk to it Deagy, dont encourage it.. Lame, I know. Sorry. Couldnt resist showing how like their ancestors the hobbits are... ^_^ [ September 05, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ] __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

09-06-2003, 02:12 PM	#2170
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	For the Pippin Pic (hehe. I made a funny). Pippin: Hey, Merry!! Watch my squirrel impression! __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

09-06-2003, 06:21 PM	#2171
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Deagol: And with a wave of my hand, I shall make this ring disappear! Smeagol: Aww, do ya hafta? You've already swallowed it and brought it back, and pulled it out of my ear. Can't you stop now? Deagol: Allakazam, allakaboo, Allaka-BRAKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! Smeaglies strangles Deaglies __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-06-2003, 09:17 PM	#2172
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,202	giggles Smeaglies and Deaglies? Nice. Deagol: Awesome! Lookit this shiny ring I got! Smeagol: Cool! That's--oh my gawd. Deagol: What? What is it? Smeagol: Oh my gawd. There's a humongous bug on your back!! Deagol: WHAT?!? Get it off, get it off! Smeagol: Okay, wait. Hold on...wait...almost...wait, I think I got it...YOINK!! Smeagol grabs the ring and runs away Deagol: DID YOU GET THE BUG OFF MY BACK AT LEAST?! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

09-07-2003, 10:24 AM	#2174
Amanaduial the archer Shadow of Starlight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: dancing among the ledgerlines... Posts: 2,397	LOL, Horse maiden I love that one! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ I am what I was, a harmless little devil

09-07-2003, 02:20 PM	#2175
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Deagol and Smeagol torment a ladybird. photo taken just before Deagol finds the One Ring __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

09-07-2003, 02:35 PM	#2176
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Deagol? Um...you know my grandma always says 'if you make that face to long it might stay that way'. Deag? Not very good, perhaps, but it is a first try. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [ September 08, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ]

09-08-2003, 11:09 AM	#2177
One Axe to Rule them All Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Citadel Posts: 216	Little did Jack Black realize as he held that ring, a very stealthy hobbit was sneaking up on him at that very moment.... __________________ Why are you reading this? Go outside, be happy, get some sunlight! You're so pasty and thin! You horrify me, GO! Get some light before they take you too! It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELF! For more LOTR fun, Join The Citadel!

09-08-2003, 02:33 PM	#2178
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	There, you see? The recipie for lembas is totally different than the one for twinkies. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-08-2003, 02:49 PM	#2179
Amanaduial the archer Shadow of Starlight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: dancing among the ledgerlines... Posts: 2,397	"Oh come on, sir, I pointed out all the flaws of the Numenoreans, as well as the eventual reason for their downfall. Come on, don't you think this paper is at leastworth an A?" __________________ I am what I was, a harmless little devil

09-08-2003, 04:06 PM	#2180
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	"Now... sign here, here, & here."

09-08-2003, 04:25 PM	#2181
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,740	Here's the menu for today, sirs, may I take your order? __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

09-08-2003, 08:00 PM	#2182
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 410	'Look, Sire, I have found it! The Genealogy of Tom Bombadil!' Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

09-08-2003, 08:23 PM	#2183
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	"Here ees ze vine menoo, zur. I voult reccomendt ze house vine. You vant vite vine, no? Ze red vine ees magneefeeco, ho ho ho!" YOU invision Grima vis a French accent...hee hee...gotta get off now... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-08-2003, 10:02 PM	#2184
arianrod Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners Posts: 215	Look what we did in school, Mommy! Look, it's finger painting! Do you see my dragon?? No, it's not a cow, it's a dragon! See the flames? sniffle __________________ Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!

09-09-2003, 12:49 PM	#2185
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	'Now as you can clearly see by the evidence I have in my hand, it was indeed Merry and Pippin that ate all the Lembas' or 'looky mum i've been practising my calligraphy' or 'And that's not all folks if you buy the handy dandy orc stain remover today you get your very own contract with the musical group known as The Howling Hobbits, plus some of this lovely black powder great for breaking the ice at parties among other things' you have to think of him as being one of those annoying sales people or one of those tele marketers that are way tooo enthusiastic for their own good [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

09-09-2003, 02:37 PM	#2186
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	This is Wormy to Saruman (even though techinacally Worm is at Edoras in the pic): "I'm sorry sir, but I thought it best to have a copy of the contract just so Sauron holds up his end of the deal when all is said & done." P.S. 'There, you see? The recipie for lembas is totally different than the one for twinkies.' I like that one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]! [ September 09, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ]

09-10-2003, 02:17 AM	#2187
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	"And now I shall baffle you warrior-folk with this list of polysyllabic words!!!" __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies

09-10-2003, 10:04 AM	#2188
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	"My name is to on the kinergarten graduation dimploma! See, it's right here-er, wait a second..."

09-10-2003, 10:23 AM	#2189
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Look sire! I can draw a boat! Or... Theoden King! Theoden King! Look what came in the mail! It is a chain letter! If you don't send it to seven other people, bad luck will follow you all the rest of your days! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-10-2003, 10:32 AM	#2190
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	Wormtongue's new teaching job is working out just fine: "Repeat after me, children: grease... is... good! Next one: pale... is... beautiful! Very good, children! Now, next one. Saruman... is... our... master!" __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

09-10-2003, 11:02 AM	#2191
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	'Your Mum sent you this note Master Saruman...ahem "dear sweet pea, I've sent you some clean underwear because I know you don't like to do your own laundry, it's sparkling white so don't stain them. p.s. I wuv you my wittle wizard. Luv mommsie Keep in mind that Wormtongue could announce this to the whole Uruk-Hai army because he can't find Saruman, hhooo hoooo that whould be too funny [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

09-10-2003, 12:08 PM	#2192
One Axe to Rule them All Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Citadel Posts: 216	And if you look right here in your contract, it says that you are now Saruman of Many Colors! Now get into that clown costume! [ September 10, 2003: Message edited by: One Axe to Rule them All ] __________________ Why are you reading this? Go outside, be happy, get some sunlight! You're so pasty and thin! You horrify me, GO! Get some light before they take you too! It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELF! For more LOTR fun, Join The Citadel!

09-13-2003, 01:20 AM	#2193
arianrod Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners Posts: 215	(sorry about the size) "I can't believe it! I'm late for the annual Minas Tirith Disco Dance-off! There's no way Faramir's taking over my championship title!" __________________ Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!

09-13-2003, 06:40 AM	#2194
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	claps That was great! Boromir's break into advertising: (voiceover): New 'Gondorian Roses' anti-persperant. Stay fresh on every occasion! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

09-13-2003, 08:34 AM	#2195
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Hehehehe! "I'm going to miss the sacrifice! I'm going to miss the sacrifice!" (hehe from Help)

09-13-2003, 08:47 AM	#2196
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	Boromir: You can't see them yet, but THE TELETUBBIES ARE AROUND THE CORNER! RUN FROM THE EVIL TELETUBBIES!!!!!! __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

09-13-2003, 11:13 AM	#2198
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 410	So begins Boromir's scheme to scare the schnikes out of the camera man. Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

09-13-2003, 11:44 AM	#2199
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 1,049	Boromir: THEY HAVE SOAP!!! RUUUNNN!!! Aragorn: OH NO!!! EVERYONE RUN AWAY!!! all run, except Legolas Legolas: You all could use baths! __________________ Don't let me die!

09-13-2003, 01:47 PM	#2200
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	Boromir: RUN!! Gimli's eaten chili again!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] or Boromir: Must....pant...run..puff...from Dwarf women! (wait... or are they men?) That anti-perspirant is an absolute hilarious scream, i'm trying to hold in my laughter so my mom doesn't think I've gone insane! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [ September 13, 2003: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ] __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"