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Old 06-30-2002, 02:40 PM   #41
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elrond: behold, isildur's pants
"they've cut it down!" cried sam "they've cut down the party pants!" he pointed to the pants in which bilbo made his farewell speech. they were lying lopped and ripped in the field. AS if this was the last straw sam burst out of his pants.
there is a union now between the two pants
pippin looked out from the shelter of gandalf's pants.
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Old 06-30-2002, 02:58 PM   #42
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I've seen the word "pants" so many times i don't remember what it means any more!
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Old 06-30-2002, 04:18 PM   #43
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"i have come" he said"But I do not choose now to do what i came to do. I will not do this deed. The pants are mine!"
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Old 06-30-2002, 08:24 PM   #44
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We've thought of a few more! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Gollum: "They stole it, my pantss, and we wantss it!"

Frodo: "C'mon, Sam. Ask Rosie for her pants!"

Sam: "That man in the pants has done nothing but stare at you since we arrived."

Well, that's all for now, but when we think of more, we'll be sure to post! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 06-30-2002, 08:40 PM   #45
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I am laughing sooooo hard I can stop!! Those were extremly funny, it reminds me of Mad-libs. (Marie we make the best ones lol)
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Old 06-30-2002, 08:50 PM   #46
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Sam:I dearly love to see some Elf-Pants, Mr. Frodo?

Galadriel:But this, if you will, is the pants of Galadriel.

Galadriel: Did you not say that you wished to see Elf-Pants.

Their not really funny but it was worth a try.

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Old 06-30-2002, 09:02 PM   #47
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pants yesterday, pants today, and blimey, if it don't like pants again tomorrer
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Old 06-30-2002, 09:43 PM   #48
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you have nice pants for a thieft and a lier
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Old 07-01-2002, 10:51 AM   #49
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Yes Catherine, we do make up the best ones. The B.Catz agree [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] Let me look at the quote at the top...

The pants has come! Behold people of the pants and Fathers of Men, the pants has come!

(from the movie)
Pants? Pants are weak.

Are you pantsed? Not nearly pantsed enough.

I've been dropping no pants, Gandalf, honest. (it went something like that. In the book it's different)

There are no pantsdropping in Bag End, I can assure you. (grr, I forget but something like that)

It you want pants, come and claim them.

Let's hunt some pants!

Ugh, mine are so lame, but oh well.
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Old 07-01-2002, 11:01 AM   #50
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"Why do the Lords of the Pants sit there in peace unending, while we must die and go we know not whither, leaving our pants and all that we have made?"

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Old 07-01-2002, 01:26 PM   #51
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Some Pants draws near I can feel it.


I have to think of more even though mine are stupid.
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Old 07-01-2002, 03:22 PM   #52
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hobbits were such bad pants..... but wizards dont wear ne!!!^-^ oh well. i am a sorcress and wear pants under my skirt!
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Old 07-12-2002, 09:51 PM   #53
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These pants things are so funny I cannot think I am so tired, I should try to go on during the day more often.
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Old 08-06-2002, 06:33 PM   #54
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go on sam, ask rosie for some pants!
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Old 08-06-2002, 07:51 PM   #55
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Gandalf to Frodo: The pants have been following us for several days.

that's all for now
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Old 08-06-2002, 09:41 PM   #56
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I know this is not related but I read this on a site that did the pants thing for Star Wars

"I find your lack of pants disturing"

here is one to makeup for it

"Here is a strong pants and well guarded; but think not that Silmarils will lie safe in any pants within the realm of the Valar?" Morgoth to Feanor
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Old 08-14-2002, 08:07 AM   #57
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Gimli; Mind the pants!
Gimli; No-one tosses a apair of pants!

Legolas; A dark pair of pants have been threating my mind.

Frodo; I will take the pants though I do not know the way.

Gandalf; Fool of a Took! Next time throw yourself in and we'd be rid of your pants!
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Old 08-14-2002, 02:45 PM   #58
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Oh my Lord, these are hilarious. Twisted and sick, but hilarious. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I love them. I am new here or I would try to compete with you on inventing new ways to defame lines from the LOTR!
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Old 08-17-2002, 08:51 AM   #59
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Um...I did one of the Mad Libs and just put "pants" in all the blanks. It probably dosn't make sence but at least I tried:

The pants of Galadriel

But suddenly the pants went altogether pants, as pants as if a hole had opened in the world of sight, and Frodo looked into emptiness. In the pants abyss there appeared a single pants that slowly grew, until it filled nearly all the pants. So pants was it that Frodo stood rooted, unable to pants or to withdraw his gaze. The pants was rimmed with fire, but was itself pants, pants as a pants, watchful and intent, and the pants slit of its pupil opened on a pit, a window into nothing.

Then the pants began to pants, searching this way and that; and Frodo knew with certainty and horror that among the many things it sought he himself was one. But he also knew it could not pants him - not yet, not unless he willed it. The Ring that hung upon its chain about his pants grew heavy, heavier than a great pants, and his pants was dragged downwards. The pants seemed to be growing pants and curls of pants were rising from the pants. He was pantsing forward.
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HAHAHAHA!!! LOL!! You guys are awesome!

It began with the making of the pants,
Three were given to the Elves, immortal,
Seven to the drawrves in their halls of pants,
And nine were given to the race of Men who above all desired pants,
For within these pants were bound the strength and will to govern each pantsies.

Well...not really funny though...
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Old 08-17-2002, 09:41 AM   #61
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Thought of somemore:

"What's this? A pair of pants!"
"Lost!! My Pantsss is lost!!"

"Gandalf! Gandalf! More pants, Gandalf!"

No Admittance Except on Pants Buisness

Well, that's all i have!


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Cool....I'll think of some more too.
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Old 08-17-2002, 09:57 AM   #64
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Aragorn - If by my life or pants I can save you I will.

Frodo - I wish the pants had never come to me, I wish none of this had happened.

Legolas - We must Hurry! Frodo and Sam will of reached the other side of the pants by now.

Boromir - One does not simply walk into the land of pants. The very fume you breathe is a poison.

That's all I can think of.

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Old 08-17-2002, 08:02 PM   #65
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Legolas- A shadow of threat has been growing in my pants.

Galadriel- The world is changed. I tasted it in the water. I smell it in the air. I feel it in my pants.

Arwen- It is mine to give to who I wish. Like my pants.

Boromir- Give the pants to Gondor! Let us use them against him!

Gandalf- Lead them on Aragorn! Pants are no more use here!
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Gandalf- What did you hear? Speak!
Sam- N-n-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about pants, and a dark lord's pants, and something about the end of the pants, but please Master Gandalf sir don't hurt me, don't turn me into a pair of pants.

Gandalf- Never put it on! For the little agents of the Dark Lord will be drawn to its power. Always remember, Frodo, the pants is trying to get back to it's master. It wasnt to be found(and worn).

Sam- I made a promise, Mr. pants. A promise. Don't you leave Pants, Samwise Gamgee; and I don't mean to. I don't mean to.

That's all i have for now.
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How about:

Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.
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Old 04-26-2004, 05:24 PM   #68
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Oh my...I laughed til my face hurt at this thread!
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Old 04-27-2004, 03:06 AM   #69
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Funny it may be, but it does not belong here.

Moving to Middle-earth Mirth ...
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Old 04-27-2004, 03:58 AM   #70
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Really funny stuff!
I have some:

Denethor: I will not bow to these pants from the north!

At Helm's Deep: The pants is breached!

Saruman: We must join with them Gandalf, we must join with the pants.
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Old 04-27-2004, 06:04 AM   #71
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Good move, Saucepan Man.

I have one:

"So do I, said Merry. "Isengard is a sort of ring of pants, I think, with a flat space inside and an island or pillar or rock in the middle, called Orthanc. Saruman has pants on it. There is a gate, perhaps more than one, in the encircling pants, and I believe there is a stream running through it; it comes out of the pants and flows on across the Gap of Rohan (brand name of the pants??).

The rest of this paragraph in the "Treebeard" chapter would just be too, shall I say 'racy' to print here. But the "pants" application to it is funny. You will just have to find the paragraph in the chapter and read it for yourself!
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Old 04-27-2004, 03:43 PM   #72
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Frodo- You've officially been labeled a disturber of the pants!

Gandalf- Ah, the long awaited pants.

Bilbo- The pants go ever on and on...

Eomer- Ride! Ride to pants!

Elrond- These pants cannot be destroyed by any mortal weapon we possess, Panty, son of Gloin.

Smaug- My scales are like tenfold pants!

BEWARE! Sauron has returned, unable to exist in a mortal body, but as a great eye, wreathed in pants...

Anduril, Pants of the West.

GANDALF- Speak pants, and enter.
Pippin- What does that mean?
Gandalf- It's quite simple. If you're pants, you say the password and the door will open!

Saruman- Do you know how pants came into being? They were loincloths once, corrupted by darkness and bad tailoring...
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Old 04-27-2004, 10:52 PM   #73
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I'm going to be uncreative and make a parody of the Barrow-Wight song again:

Cold be hand and heart and pants
Cold be sleep under pants
Never more to wake from stony pants
Never, until the pants fail and the pants are dead

In the black pants the stars shall die
And still on pants here let them lie
Until the Dark Lord lifts his pants
Over dead pants and whithered pants.

Repetitive and boring, but I'm tired and I don't care much.
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Old 04-30-2004, 07:35 AM   #74
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I started the one on the Star Wars site; that is if you went to starwars.com. Rats, (or should that be "pants?") I wanted to do the Barrow-Wight poem. Oh well, *cracks knuckles* I'll take a crack at this.

Three pairs for the Elven-Kings under the mall
Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of pants
Nine for mortal men doomed to pants
One for the Pants Lord on his dark throne.
In the land of OLD MORDOR where the pants lie.
One pair to rule them all,
One pair to find them,
One pair to bring them all,
and by a belt bind them.
In the land of OLD MORDOR where the pants lie.
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"Bilbo found it...in Gollum's pants..."

"You have entered the pants of the lady of you wood, you cannot go back now."

"There may be a day when the pants of men fail, and we forsake our pants!"

"I'm sick of this, nothing but mouldy pants for three stinking days!"

"Whether by the sword or by the slow decay of time, Aragorn will die, and there will be no pants for you."

"I looked into your future, and I saw pants."

"Pants! Pants on wings!"

"Tom Bombadil has his pants to attend to, and Goldberry is waiting."

"It's Saruman's pants!"

"Do I not also have your pants, my daughter?"

"Nasssssty tricksssssy pantsssss."

"If we let him go he'll throttle us in our pants!"

"You will lead us to the black pants!"

"The pants of Gondor are lit! We must ride to Gondor's pants!"

I could go on, but I won't...
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Old 05-21-2004, 09:11 AM   #76
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Bilbo: but things are meant to endure in the shire, there is always been a pants living under the hill at bag end.

Witchking of Angmar: No pants can slay me

Kinda lame but I wanted to try my hand at it
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Aragorn: By nightfall these pants will be swarming with orcs!

Gandalf: The writing, which at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared, a secret now that only pants can tell.

Butterbur: Gandalf? Gandalf? Ohhh yes! I remember, elderly chap, big gray beard, pointy pants. Not seen him for six months.

Arwen: You are Isildur's heir, not Isildur himself. You are not bound to his pants.
Aragorn: The same blood flows in my pants. The same weakness.

Elrond: You have only one choice.... It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery pants from whence it came.

Gandalf: No Gimli, I would not take the roads through Moria unless I had no other pants.

Saruman: Do you know how orcs first came into being? They were pants once...

Aragorn: I swore an oath to protect you.
Frodo: Can you protect me from your pants?

Eomer (to Grima): Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her pants.

Aragorn: It is an army bred for a single purpose: to destroy the pants of men.

Frodo: What food do we have left?
Sam: Pants. And oh look...MORE pants!

Manathor: You know the laws of our country. The laws of your father. If you let them go, your pants will be forfeit.

Abedithon le,

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Bilbo: And there I was... At the pants of three monstrous trolls!!!

hmm. I just got up to get dessert,(pie) and being the nice person that i am, I called upstairs to offer my brother some.
"Hey, Isaac, did you want some pants too?"
he stared at me like i was crazy until i figured it out a minute later...

hehe... laughing too hard to think up more, I'll come back later...
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Old 05-23-2004, 09:09 PM   #79
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*Council of Elrond; Gimli has just attempted to destroy the One Pair of Pants*

Elrond: "These pants cannot be destroyed by any means that we here posses, master Gimli. Not even scissors will cut this pair. They must be cast into the fiery textile factory from whence they came."

Here's a few new chapter titles from "The Hobbit" and "The Lord of the Rings":

"Out of the Frying-Pan and Into the Pants"

"A Knife in the Pants"

"Riddles in the Pants" or "Pants in the Dark"

"A Short-Cut to Pants"

"A Long-Expected Pants"

"An Unexpected Pants"

"The Long Pants"

Brain meltdown; too much to do with exams coming up.
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Old 05-24-2004, 01:09 PM   #80
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Hama Of The Riddermark has just left Hobbiton.
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Aragorn: The same blood flows in my pants. The same weakness.
Never knew Aragorn had that problem...but with Liv Tyler for his girlfriend, can you really blame him?
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