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Old 04-24-2003, 02:32 PM   #361
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Old 04-24-2003, 05:27 PM   #362
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*dies once more of laughter*

*clings to Boromir the Disco King* Of course! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 04-25-2003, 02:04 AM   #363
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Why thank you, kittie. I was wondering if I made that clear or not. I didn't know if anyone else would get it, or even see it! I doubt my own ability to get my idea to connect with others, you see.

Rynoah, you just be sure Boromir doesn't show you his moves all the time! I think he could be one of those very "me" centered guys. (And by me, I don't mean myself, I mean him.)
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Old 04-25-2003, 10:01 AM   #364
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Boromir? Self-centered? Never! You care about others, don't you, Boromir?



Hmm? Oh, yeah, sure. I care about all my fans. Of course.

See? *clings more*



... I think this is a better lighting for me. Well, no, maybe the dim light of Moria brought out my better side....

*EDIT* Once again, my stupidity with UBB code catches up with me... stupid "Quote" tag habit....

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Old 04-28-2003, 10:45 AM   #365
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[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] *rolls on the floor laughing* These are great.

Slightly off topic, can someone tell me how to get an avatar? I can't figure it out.
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Old 04-28-2003, 11:03 AM   #366
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Old 04-28-2003, 11:07 AM   #367
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This is what it says under the Novices and Newcomers FAQ:

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How do I put in a picture/image/avatar?

In the screen where you can edit your profile, there is a textbox under the words “OR enter your own image URL (support: .gif .jpg .png .swf)". Put the complete internet address of a valid image in the textbox.

Common reasons for a picture not working:


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The website that hosts the picture does not support linking to outside sites.

You are attempting to link to a picture on your own hard-drive instead of one that is hosted on the internet at an accessible address.

The image is not one of the supported file types.
What you need to do is find a picture you like on the web somewhere, then right click on the picture, a little box will pop up, click on the bottow where it says Properties. Then another box will pop up, and towards the middle of the screen will be the part that says Address. Simply copy the address and then go to your own profile, and in the space where you are given to add your avatar pic, simply paste it there.

By the way, WELCOME Dûrlossiel! Hope you enjoy your death in the Downs.
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Old 04-28-2003, 11:28 AM   #368
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Oh, come on, piosenniel! Why do you want to make us do all the hard work? Why not try your hand at it?

Oh, okay, I guess I am a big softy. Here's a new one...Nine companions just added more pics, yay!!


Noooooo!! Eru save us!


Run!! Everyone!


Merry: Oh no!
Pippin: What are we going to do?


Ahhhhhhh!! Kill us now, preciousss!!!


Oh, no! Must run quickly!


What madness has overtaken him?!


No! He didn't?! Run for you life Sam!!


What?! I simply said I ate the rest of the beans.
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Old 04-28-2003, 12:16 PM   #369
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Good heavens! *dies of laughter* I'll try my hand at another one later today, if I can get this stupid idea to pan out correctly. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 04-28-2003, 10:08 PM   #370
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News Man: In recent news we find that The Agency For Fair Disco Tournaments (also know as "TAFFDT") have been doing some research and have found that Gandalf the Grey who you see pictured here,
was actually not really competeing. Cleary we know that Gandalf is a wizard and if he wanted to, he could have rigged the judges with some special trick, or used a spell for a special step or 2, but he didnt so he didn't really want to win tournament so why would he not enter with the intent of winning new evidence suggests that his man, ARAGORN put our good pal Gandalf up to it. As you can see Aragorn was once popular but now he is second best to this Boromir chap, and it infuriates him. So in effort to dethrone him, Aragorn told Gandalf to enter the contest. Well Gandalf didn't know much of this but thought that Boromir was nice and deep down, Gandalf did not want to be the disco King. So he threw the competition and thus the TAFFDT rules that Gandalf should be disqualified, and the title of "Discoing Istari" should be passed to the next closest thing Saruman.

Here is Gandalf and Aragorn and there lawyer Legolas on the issue.

Gandalf & Argorn: our lawyer Legolas has prepared this statement "no comment"
News Man: well thats all for today folks tune in next time for more on the issue

Back in reallity: that was a lot of fun I kinda jumped on a dieing subject I hope I do not offend any of the orginal creators.
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Old 04-28-2003, 10:26 PM   #371
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I LOVE IT, TIPPO!!! LOL! That was great! A wonderful starter. And no, I don't think you stepped on any of our toes, and we don't mind you reviving the disco subject. We all remember it fondly, I'm sure, and love any reference to it. I think we are all just glad that we can post everything else, too, now.

Again, I loved it! How perfect! But Saruman as the Disco Istari?! Good Heavens!
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Old 04-28-2003, 10:41 PM   #372
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oh ok well thank you for accepting me Arehiel i kinda got shooed out of the books section but i love the new life i have sat up here in middle earth mayhem it suits me and as for the disco istari i have not yet read the silmarillion and am not versed i the istari actually i only now of two [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] gandalf and saruman and maybe radgast but i dont what mkaes them istari so someday will read the silmarillion and my posts will improve but i am glad you liked this one
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Old 04-29-2003, 04:55 AM   #373
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I haven't done anything funny for a while so my skills might be a bit rusty... Here goes anyway.
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Aragorn: To the rescue!!

Pippin: To rescue what?

*hits the brakes* Aragorn: ?

Aragorn: Hmmm...good question...hmmm...I think I know this one...let's see...hmmm...this one's a toughie! ...-*idea*

Aragorn: *whispers* Pst, horsie, where were we going?

Frodo: He's asking the HORSE for advice?!?

Gandalf: *sigh* Maybe we should have chosen Boromir to lead this quest after all...
[check pg.2: Boromir enters Rivendell]

Aragorn: Hmpf! Fine then! You're on your own; Rosinante, let's leave this ungrateful gang and go home! *takes a dramatic turn and leaves*
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To be continued...

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Old 04-29-2003, 05:11 AM   #374
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Part II
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Pippin: Merry, isn't he going...
Merry: Yep.
*the rest of the Fellowship watches him ride away*
*later*

Eowyn: What do my eyes see? Could it be...?

Aragorn: *hits the brakes again* Wait, this isn't Rivendell!?

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Old 04-29-2003, 06:37 AM   #375
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Annunfuiniel, I hope youve got money, cos you might have to pay for my doctors bill. Broken bones from hitting the floor too hard...

Im gonna have to equal this..
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:46 AM   #376
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Aragorn: Right, Rivendell. Where...is..it? And where'd my horse go?



Aragorn: Honey, I'm home!

Arwen: Oh great. I mean, Great!

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LOL Well, I shall pay half of the bill as the second half will go to Rynoah, my partner in crime! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Remember Boromir entering Rivendell:
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Argh, badly behaved pictures. Just click show picture and it MAY show...or it may not...
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Inspiration!



Gimli: **whispered**I see tall people...
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i just wanted to say that you people die from laughter a awful lot for people that are already dead
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Yeah, Trippo, that is another Hazzard of hanging out on the Downs!
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:38 AM   #383
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True, true, thats probably why we aren't Mods yet, we keep dying..... *re-reads previous page* *dies* *again* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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ok i just wanted to be sure i understand the way everything works here at the downs
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Awww! Not fair, I can't see the pictures, so I can't contribute. Have fun without me guys.
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Our dear Aragorn seems to have been affected by everything more seriously than we previously thought:

Phsychiatrist: Please Aragorn, tell me, what's wrong?


Well, it all started back in Rivendell....

*flashback*


....When Boromir was showing off his funky Groove...


...and whatever I tried, he wouldn't stop...


...and believe me, I tried.


I thought a bit of line dancing might put him in his place...


...but there was a vote, and I lost, I couldn't believe it!

*end flash back*


I'M MEANT TO BE THE KING!!!


Can you help me doctor?

Phsychiatrist: Yes well....... I believe a few years in your very own padded room will cure everything..... NEXT!
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good one dragon eyes but think about the pain he must feel everytime arwen does the wave for boromir and not for him can we really blame him
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I wish I could go with the Fellowship. I'm no that old..just a few thousand years. After all, Gandalf is older!



Father, you'd be useless! You'd have to stop three times a day to take your arthritis pills.



WHAT?!?!?!?! DON'T YOU SASS ME GIRL!!!!



Oh great! Now I'm getting a migraine...AGAIN!!!!

*3 HOURS LATER*



Hmmmmm...where are they? I swear I put them right here...



Arwen, honey, where are my pills? I can't find them.
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Alllll-righty then! On to the First Annual Ms. Middle-earth pageant! Meet the contestants!

Arwen:

I shall surely win! Everyone KNOWS that I am the most beautiful.

Eowyn:

Hmm. Snooty Elf. I shall obviously win: I shall wow the judge with my blonde-ness.

Galadriel:

Well, I seem to be involved in another contest. No matter. THIS TIME I SHALL PREVAIL! WAHAHAHA*cough* I mean...wisdom and experience must count for something!

Rosie Cotton:


Well being a good worker is good too! This is the way we dry the dish, dry the dish, dry the dish, this is the way we dry the dish so early in the morning!

And...Legolas?????

Oh, but you ladies don't have my fangirl-dazzling smile! Hmmph! Work that, Rosie!

Ahhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm....and now meet your judge!


Huh? Pretty clouds...


Hoo boy. Now, onto the fun!

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So I actually get to do something important, huh? Wow!



*Psst!* Pippin!


Huh? Aragorn? What do you want?


I just wanted to make sure your priorities are straight. Wait a minute, I'll use smaller words. If you don't pick Arwen, I'll do to you what I did to Boromir. And Legolas. And Merry. And Frodo.


Wait a minute...you'll steal my wristguards, shoot me, burn me, and then give me bad cookies? Hey, weren't you banned from Rivendell or something for cheating?


Me? Nahhh. You must be thinking of...Celeborn. Yeah, Celeborn.


Ooh, Celeborn. He's scary. Well, I'll just go, um, think it over, 'kay? 'Kay. *Pippin walks off*

Part 3, anyone?
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Wow, all this thinking is giving me an appetite! I could go for a pint about now...


Psst, halfling!


Huh?


I just wanted to make sure your priorities are straight. Oh wait, small words...if you don't pick my sister, I'll do to you what I did to the orcs.


Um, you'll give me cookies?


*glare*


Never mind. *sigh* No pint for me today, I can see...
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Pippin is still walking. All of a sudden, he hears a voice behind him.

"PIPPIN!"


Uhh?????



Pippin! If you do not pick my wife I shall breathe on you...like this!!!!!!!!!!! *hhhhhhhhooohhhhhhhhhhh*


AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *flees the scary Celeborn*


Phew...that was close! I hope he won't find me in this tree...


Ah, Pippin! Glad to see you! Are you hiding from Celeborn too?


Yes! But talk quieter, he'll hear us!


Actually, I wanted to speak to you...you are picking Rosie for Ms. Middle-earth, aren't you?


AHHHH!! *leaps from tree and flees*
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:32 PM   #395
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:37 PM   #396
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Ah, Pippin! Just the person I wanted to see!


Wait, let me guess. You want me to vote for you in the contest. Well, it can wait! I'm just about to get a pint! SO SIDDOWN AND WAIT!!!!!


Jees, ya don't have to yell, You ought to be careful of my super-sensitive elven hearing, y'know! What I actually wanted to say to you was that do you know how to get out of this contest? I didn't know when I entered that it would be for, ahem, girls...so I was wondering if you could help?


Oh, that's very nice...*claws counter* *is thinking "PINTPINTPINTPINT*


Sooo...can you help me?


Sure I can help...*fingers sword*


Great, thanks! You're the best! *nances off singing*


*beats on counter* If I don't get my pint now and I mean NOW there will be a barroom in serious need of a remodeling!!!!
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:38 PM   #397
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poor legolas he has know one to stand up for him and threaten pippin for him well then i vote legolas for miss middle earth there legolas people do care about you
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:45 PM   #398
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*back at Rivindell: pageant headquarters*


I have made my decision!


*bated breath*


I choose Rosie Cotton! Legolas is gone! There, I'm done! Where's my pint? *is wired* Pintpintpintpintpint...Barliman hadn't ought to have kicked me out...pintpintpintpint...

*the rest of the womenfolk* "Boohoohoohoo!"


Yipee skipee! Yay! *dances around*


Do the Wave for me!!!!!


Ahh, at last a pint pint plmmbll....

Aragorn, Eomer, Celeborn, Elrond and Faramir sneak into his room that night...


Aragorn: Alright Celeborn, do your stuff!
Pippin: NOOOOOO!!!!!!


The end! Sorry it wasn't longer or better...I'm kinda pressed for time.
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:49 PM   #399
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* UNcontrolled Laughter* *Crash* *THUD*

THis.. Is...soooo....funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Poor Pippen, I hope he get's MORE pints by the end of this.
Go Eowyn, Yay!

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But before I leave entirely, I leave you with this mini-skit. Take it from here!

Skippy the 10th Nazgul, perhaps?


Whee! I love to pogo pogo pogo yay! Pogo everywhere I go, la la la haha!


Mommie! I wanna pogo too! *throws a fit*

Ooooook, maybe a few too many girl scout cookies this afternoon. *faintly bounces around room* *the echoes of whomever spoke*
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