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Old 11-03-2003, 02:46 PM   #1
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Sting J.R.R. Tolkien in a minute...

The Hobbit

FOTR

TTT

ROTK

LOTR-animated movie

Got these from a friend, try'em out, they're hilarious!

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Old 11-03-2003, 08:15 PM   #2
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*dies laughing* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Those are hysterical!!!

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Old 11-03-2003, 08:37 PM   #3
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hehe yeah, those are great! I've seen other people make their own. They did pretty good. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 11-03-2003, 08:49 PM   #4
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Hee hee! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Those were hilarious! I especially loved the TTT one... heh heh. Most excellent.

Elfearz, that's a good idea...I want to try and do one of my own...
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Old 11-03-2003, 10:26 PM   #5
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Yeah, I was going to suggest that we all do it kind of like the new movie script only line by line or something. That's kinda of like listing, though so we'd have to clear it with Mr.Barrow-wight.
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Old 11-04-2003, 10:04 AM   #6
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I just came up with one for the Silmarillion.

(The Ainur show up. Morgoth turns BAD. He gets BEAT UP. But then he comes back. But then he gets BEAT UP again.)

(The Elves show up and a lot of STUFF happens.)

(Morgoth comes BACK! Ungoliant kills the trees! Morgoth steals some big flashy jewel-thingies!)

FEANOR: I want those jewels back!

MANWE: No.

FEANOR: I don't care! I'm going anyway!

(The Noldor leave and a lot of STUFF happens! Some GUY gets his hand bitten off! Some other GUY marries his sister and kills this DRAGON! A lot of other pointless stuff happens!)

EARENDIL: Let's go beat up Morgoth!

MANWE: Ok.

(Morgoth gets BEAT UP again! A lot of other stuff happens, but nobody really cares about that.)

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Old 11-04-2003, 12:32 PM   #7
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*Dies laughing* Oh, my favourite two stories of the Silmarillion, butchered to a sentence. Genius. Pure Genius...

Yah...anyway, I made this up explain LOTR to an annoying townie girl...its more FOTR than anything else though...
Lord of the Rings (Abridged)

A small fella takes a Ring with evil powers to be destroyed in a volcano, along with a multi-racial team of Do-Gooders. They traverse a deadly mine and an enchanted wood, purseued by the bad guys and the Ring's previous (and somewhat derranged) incumbent. The team leader snuffs it, (making a comeback later), before the group spilts over internal differences. Post schism, the titchy hero and best pal make for the lava, via a giant spider's lair. Meanwhile, the others, one a hushed up King, rustle up some big old battles to distract the big kahuna. The Ring is dispatched flamewards. All is well. Sort of.

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Old 11-04-2003, 01:55 PM   #8
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Meneltarmacil, that's so funny! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Old 11-04-2003, 03:47 PM   #9
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Old 11-04-2003, 09:22 PM   #10
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Hee hee! you guys are geniuses! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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The Noldor leave and a lot of STUFF happens! Some GUY gets his hand bitten off! Some other GUY marries his sister and kills this DRAGON! A lot of other pointless stuff happens!
Hee hee... So funny, yet so true... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

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Big kahuna! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Ahhh... laughing so...hard... Remind me not to eat while reading this thread...
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Old 11-11-2003, 08:07 AM   #11
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Did she understand I wonder?

Actually, no, she didnt. She was one of those irritating girls who go "Awrig' then, wots the big deal 'bout this Ring stuff?" so I explained that and she said "Gawd, sands (I THINK she meant SOUNDS..) a loada rubbish to me. I like them...'Arry Potter films, yer, they're awrig'"...


Ah well, some you lose...
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Old 11-12-2003, 01:52 AM   #12
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Ha! Those are funny! Can I try making my Silm, too?

OK, here goes.

Eru: Ea. (Ea appears) Go there, and don't come back. Don't mess up the furniture.

(The Ainur go to Ea. Morgoth goes bad. The good guys round him up. The elves appear.)

Oromë: This way, guys!

(Elves multiply. Some dude makes shiny stones. Morgoth likes shiny stones. He steals them.)

Fëanor: Hey, bring those back!

(Some irrelevant things happen. Two half-elves meet, their son goes to the Ainur.)

Earendil: Do you want the shiny stones? Come and get it!

(Eonwe and the gang mop up Morgoth.)

THE END. Hope you like it!

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Old 11-12-2003, 03:16 AM   #13
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Who married their sister?

Jeez, i should know it too!
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Frodo: No.
Boromir: What have I done? (dies)
Just had to put that quote in, but it made me laugh so much. I love these things!
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Old 11-23-2003, 11:07 AM   #16
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*keels over and dies laughing* Even though I'm something of a Tolkien purist, I still really want to see Ralph Bakshi's LotR, just so I can fall over in convulsive fits of laughter. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 11-23-2003, 05:52 PM   #17
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I just wondered...ever notice how the parts we love are called irrelevant in such a summary?

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*keels over and dies laughing* Even though I'm something of a Tolkien purist, I still really want to see Ralph Bakshi's LotR, just so I can fall over in convulsive fits of laughter.
The Ralph Bakshi movie (dare I say it) does have its merits. If you're feeling down or bored, get some friends, put the movie on and coldheartedly laugh and make fun of it whilst it's playing. Me and my brother do this. I've got my 'Ringwraith' and my 'Sam-running' impressions down to a tee [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Works especially well when you get to the Treebeard part. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 11-24-2003, 08:25 PM   #19
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*keels over and dies laughing* Even though I'm something of a Tolkien purist, I still really want to see Ralph Bakshi's LotR, just so I can fall over in convulsive fits of laughter.
Oh, it's quite funny. Near caused my death too. Even him, with all that bad animation, cannot be bothered to put in Glorfindel. I only remember this:

ARAGORN: Ah, Legolas!
ME:*donates her body to scientists who research spontaneous combustion* BOOM!
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hee hee, very funny, Ainaserkewen [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

(Gandalf frees THEODEN and overthrows SARUMAN. A bunch of IRRELEVANT stuff happens. Then the PLOT starts up again.)<< well thats summing it all up in one sentence, wait.. two.. three, yes three... heh...
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My personal favorite was

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Quite a sad (albeit hilarious) take on Tolkien's works.
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Very Very Funny....my fav. was TTT!
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