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Old 02-02-2003, 09:25 PM   #1
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Have you ever imagined if the characters in the fellowship of the ring would have kept a diariy, what it would have said? I thought it would be pretty cool to see what they said. so lets have a go-say what you think the characters in the Lord of the Rings would have said...or thought. (this might be scary....) [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 02-02-2003, 09:30 PM   #2
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Dear journald,
This week has been really rough. Being in orc camp this spring has been no fun at all. I didnt know my where aboots the whole time I was there. I was lost... and that Merry! I mean I love him like my cousin and every thing...but he sure can eat alot! He took all my mushrooms even before we left the shire! Oh the memories... FIREWORKS...ahhh
thats all for now,
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p.s. has gandalf's hair gotten whiter to you?
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Old 02-02-2003, 09:36 PM   #3
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*Eowyn*
Dear diary,
I have been seeing alot of Aragorn lately. Too bad all he talks about is that Arwen chick. Darn. I suppose that its an elven thing. Speaking of elves, Legolas... have you noticed his perfact shot with an arrow? I think theres something fishy about that... Oh well. Girma finally got kicked out! Im so glad. Something about him gives me chills. Although i havent figured out what it is. Maybe his nails...
that is all.
Forever,
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p.s. Im thinking about asking the royal hair dresser to give Gimli and hack job...
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Old 02-02-2003, 09:51 PM   #4
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Diary of Merry
Dear Diary,
Well! We finally got away from the Orcs, and I have to say that with them it was not very fun. Allright, I'll stop sugarcoating. IT WAS HELL!!! I got a nasty cut over my eye and they poured some fiery burning stuff on it. Then those big men on their big horses came and killed them all. hah hah stupid pricks. Then Pippin showed me that he had cut his ropes a LONG time ago. And he didn't even tell me! Oh, must run.
Merry
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Old 02-03-2003, 08:12 AM   #5
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**Legolas**
Day one:
At the council of Elrond. My hair dye has gone missing. Would blame dwarf but he has brown hair. would blame Arwen but she is too taken with Aragorn (DA MAJOR MINGER!!!!!!!!) Run outta peeps to blame. **Sulks**

Day two:
Council Of Elrond. Fell asleep. Almost as boring as my fathers lectures. Blackmailed Elrond into buying me new hair dye. Thraeated to tell everyone about the bad grammer he used. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor. May ahve to steal little ring [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Old 02-03-2003, 02:47 PM   #6
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u know, if u look down to the bottom of this page, or maybe at the top of pae two, there is a thread called "The Ver Secret Diaries of...". there is quite a good range there, if ure interested
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Old 02-03-2003, 03:37 PM   #7
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The Diary would probably be really dirty with blood stains all over it..and I bet it would be half finished because do they look like they have time to write? Aragorn would write all about Arwen I bet..
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Old 02-04-2003, 10:24 AM   #8
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Sauron:

Ach. Tis was a terrible day today. There I was, about to watch Saruman’s special ‘Orc-Man Pornshow’ on the Palantir when some funny faced man started to stare impassively into the Palantir. After a while, he dropped his pants and wiggled his bum around, which is the ancient salute of the rightful heir of Gondor. I felt the wrath of many a wiggled Numenorean bum, during the great wars, but this one was hairier then most, and I think he had the remnants of his dinner smudged all over it too. On a plus side, I won 20 Mordorian gold coins at the ’Mount Doom Bingo’ today. Well that was after I killed the Troll who actually one. Ahh, the benefits of living in a democracy.
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Old 02-04-2003, 11:14 AM   #9
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those are great yall. keep it up! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 02-04-2003, 02:21 PM   #10
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The Diary Of Glorfindel.

Day 1-
Trees, trees, trees.... god I hate being an elf! Plus Elrond is moping around the place- something about his wife leaving him....

Day 2- Celebrian returned to pick up the rest of her stuff. Spied on them in their room by disguising myself as a pale yellow curtain. She and Elrond had a right go at each other! Ha! He got a blimmin' good slap in the face! Well, what would you expect if you called your wife a snobby tart?

Day 3- nothing to do. If I have to stare at any more trees I swear I will...... um..... pull off their leaves! Which I might have to reconsider- will take quite some time....

Day 4- yes! Success! We are off to fight.... some kind of evil.... note: check with Elrond- what evil?

Day7- ok.... maybe the trees weren’t so bad after all.... we were ambushed by evil- ugly orcs- last night. One of them stole my toiletries bag! That is soooooo not on! It contained my best facial cream, my hairbrush, and my nail file! I’m especially miffed about the nail file, since SOMEBODY (*cough-Elrond-cough*) made me run straight into the thick of a whole group of orcs, and of course I broke a bloody nail!

Day 8- have spat in Elrond's cup of coffee. Feel a bit better. Are returning home after victory. Oh god.... trees....... just what I need! Still, at least they don't break my nails!

Day 9- damn…. broke a blimmin’ nail…. ran into a tree….

Day 2457- we are marching to Mordor- apparently some super evil dude called Sauron is trying to take over Middle Earth and we have to stop him- along with some pointless little men. Grrr.... at least this time I’m going prepared- have put plasters over my nails!

Day 2464- okay, some of the men aren't quite as little as I thought.... I mean, come on! 6 ft 10??????? Just a bit extreme, perhaps?

Day 2468- victory to us! Go us!!! Except that it wasn’t us elves....... those men! Sticking their grubby little noses into everything! Some dork called Isildur has taken some ring away- apparently the ring was what we were fighting for!! A ring????? God..........

Day 2473- are returning to Rivendell. Isuildur has been murdered, ring gone. Nobody knows where, I don’t really care! Personally I prefer silver.

Day 2475- Rivendell in view.... oh god, trees....

Day 3963- am off rescuing near-dead hobbit.... in my imagination! That pointless, poncy Arwen has gone off instead! Just because Aragorn is HER lover! (was she implying that I am gay????? how did she know....) god......

Day 3964- have got my revenge by putting itching powder in her underwear drawer and mayonnaise in her moisturiser.

Later- followed Arwen to hobbits and Aragorn. (Or twig-hair as he should be known. Has he heard of the word clean????) Was going to jump out at them and scare them half to death, but a particularly spiteful squirrel pelted me with acorns. Am now in bed with a splitting headache and a purple bruise on my forehead.

Day 3965- Arwen has returned with near-dead hobbit- Frodo, I think. Aragorn prancing around like he owns the place and all! Is very tempting to tie his shoelaces together at an unsuspecting moment...

Day 3966- hobbits up and about, jumping all over the place like mad.... short.... um.... jumping beans.... oh, and things are getting even better! A bunch of total strangers have invited themselves to stay, and are helping themselves to whatever they want, including my hair straighteners!!

Day 3968- some kind of council being held- which, of course, I wasn't invited to!! Have spat in Elrond's wine jug to make myself feel better.

Day 3971- the "fellowship", as they call themselves, have finally gone off- something about destroying a ring in Mordor (god knows why they are bothering! Though, after seeing the ring, I may be beginning to understand...) one of them, Legolas or somebody, had the cheek to take my straighteners and all! Though I suspect from all the hushed conversations between them, they are actually for Boromir. Don’t see why he wants them. I mean he's never going to improve that hair!!

Day 3973- ha ha! Arwen all stroppy cos she wasn't allowed to go with the fellowship! Ha ha! Wish she could have! Then I wouldn't have to put up with her! Still, is worth it as I managed to push her in the stream earlier. She ruined her dress! Ha ha ha ha ha ha....

Day 3976- wish I could have gone with the fellowship! At least I would have seen more than just trees! I’m starting to see everything in blimmin' green! Plus I tripped over the roots of one earlier on, and ripped a bloody great hole in my leggings! Grrr....

Day 3978- suspect Arwen may have found out it was me who put the itching powder in her underwear drawer.... wait till I find out who told her....

Day 3979- Fingon told her.... I should have known! The last time I played a joke on someone he told them.... and the time before.... and the time before that....

Later- well, that's that sorted! Fingon won't be able to sit down for at least a fortnight.... (he he!)

Day 3980- OUCH!!!!! Arwen found out about the mayonnaise in her moisturiser....

Later- FINGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-06-2003, 04:41 PM   #11
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