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Old 06-20-2015, 02:12 PM   #14121
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(as an aside, I'd never really noticed before how the cast in that picture just seem to be standing there in bemusement at something Jackson has said to them. Viggo in particular is standing there as if saying, "Is this right...with my hands just so?" And Gandalf seems to have a "What the heck?" expression.)
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Rereading another thread with "bad translator" movie captions, and came across this. You know what, how can I refuse. We even have a first caption! (original caption: ...that Saruman will unleash)

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Originally Posted by Legate of Amon Lanc View Post
This also looks like it came out of our Crazy Captions:

Theoden: Gandalf, how many times do I have to tell you - you can't just walk into Isengard!

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Gandalf: And then we call the Eagles to take your army, horses and all, and get them to carry you four fifths of the way there!

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G: The palantir told me I was the 10th user and won a million silver pieces, so I gave it your credit card number!
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