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Old 02-28-2006, 07:06 AM   #81
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All the while, the Hobbits drank his beer.
The wizard, sick, was confined to bed
And, holding his aching and quaking old head,
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:16 AM   #82
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And, holding his aching and quaking old head,
He demanded instead that they smoke.
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:30 AM   #83
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:35 AM   #84
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Old 02-28-2006, 01:01 PM   #85
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And 'round the room they did cavort,
Until the smoke did make them ill,
So they ate and drank their fill
And then walked in the woods
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Old 02-28-2006, 03:12 PM   #87
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So they ate and drank their fill
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But they forgot their hoods,
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Old 02-28-2006, 05:43 PM   #88
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But they forgot their hoods,
and yowled when it began to rain

so they covered there heads with metal, but that began to stain,
so they looked in desperation for something durable to wetness
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Old 03-01-2006, 12:30 AM   #89
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so they covered there heads with metal, but that began to stain,
so they looked in desperation for something durable to wetness
When it appeared not, they suffered stress
And returned to the house of good
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Old 03-01-2006, 05:20 AM   #90
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When it appeared not, they suffered stress
And returned to the house of good
They felt that everything was screwed
So sighing, they went to bed

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Old 03-01-2006, 09:23 AM   #91
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Old 03-01-2006, 10:36 AM   #92
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Bodies feeling heavy as lead,
And smiling as they hit the pillow
Despite the sound of ol' man Willow,
Who stole their wallets and shoes
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Old 03-01-2006, 03:10 PM   #93
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Despite the sound of ol' man Willow,
Who stole their wallets and shoes
while ol' Withywindle sang the blues
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Old 03-01-2006, 03:14 PM   #94
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while ol' Withywindle sang the blues
because the otters had gone away.
For the King they must betray
Be getting him drunk at the wheel
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Old 03-02-2006, 02:30 AM   #95
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For the King they must betray
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Old 03-02-2006, 05:13 AM   #96
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Old 03-03-2006, 12:57 AM   #97
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Who had all run out of pork.
The Hobbits woke upon that morn,
Feeling as if they'd just been born
But finding Orcs eating their beds...
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Old 03-03-2006, 08:49 AM   #98
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Old 03-03-2006, 09:05 AM   #99
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Blew a big horn
And to the Orcs said,
(Since when did 'Beds' rhyme with 'horn'?)

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Who had all run out of pork.
The Hobbits woke upon that morn,
Feeling as if they'd just been born
But finding Orcs eating their beds...
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Old 03-04-2006, 03:59 PM   #101
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Feeling as if they'd just been born
But finding Orcs eating their beds...
said, "Don't make no dessert of our heads
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Old 03-04-2006, 06:03 PM   #102
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The hobbits, with great joy, breakdanced on the floor,
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The hobbits, with great joy, breakdanced on the floor,
And were joined by Gandalf the expert, of course!
Who danced with such a force
That the floor did shatter beneath
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Bill the Balrog gritted his teeth.
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Bill the Balrog gritted his teeth.
"I thought I've taught you well," said he.
Yet upon him fell a large tree
Cast, it was, by Sauron himself
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Yet upon him fell a large tree
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Who decided that he must marry an Elf,
and went searching for one, starting in Bree,
Driving Mount Zoom, he crashed into a tree
And lay asleep all night in a hovel
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:37 AM   #109
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His wife made him clean all the crockpot lids
while she scolded him roundly and often.
But his hands would always soften
For he wished ever to be alone to drink
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So she decides to poke him with a lance
Until he explodes with unbounded rage
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And the Saurons' demand he be locked in a cage
Til he learns to control his temper.
Unfortunately this plot twist doesn't really look good on paper
So Sauron pushed his secret family into Mount Doom (Zoom?)
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Unfortunately this plot twist doesn't really look good on paper
So Sauron pushed his secret family into Mount Doom (Zoom?)
There came from the crater a great Boom
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There came from the crater a great Boom
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Who broke and twisted his knees.
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Who broke and twisted his knees.
And in a fit of anger and rage,...
He smote them all with a Page!
In livery, silver and black.
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Old 03-08-2006, 11:14 AM   #120
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He smote them all with a Page!
In livery, silver and black.
And he continued his vicious attack
By burning all their houses and kids
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