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Old 06-21-2006, 02:55 PM   #81
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Old 06-21-2006, 03:00 PM   #82
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Old 06-21-2006, 03:11 PM   #83
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Old 06-21-2006, 03:13 PM   #84
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Old 06-21-2006, 03:52 PM   #85
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Old 06-21-2006, 03:56 PM   #86
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Old 06-21-2006, 04:02 PM   #87
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Old 06-21-2006, 04:09 PM   #88
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Old 06-21-2006, 04:50 PM   #89
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Old 06-21-2006, 05:00 PM   #90
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Old 06-21-2006, 05:03 PM   #91
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Old 06-21-2006, 05:50 PM   #92
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Old 06-21-2006, 05:55 PM   #93
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Old 06-21-2006, 06:10 PM   #94
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Old 06-21-2006, 07:53 PM   #96
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Old 06-21-2006, 08:39 PM   #97
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Old 06-21-2006, 09:54 PM   #98
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:09 PM   #99
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:08 AM   #100
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Gandalf: I am the Poor quality of the tweezers that causes them to fall apart before reaching the eye.
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:22 AM   #101
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:47 AM   #102
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:48 AM   #103
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:51 AM   #104
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Old 06-22-2006, 09:53 AM   #105
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Old 06-22-2006, 10:19 AM   #106
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:49 AM   #108
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:51 AM   #109
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Old 06-22-2006, 02:11 PM   #113
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Old 06-22-2006, 02:37 PM   #117
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Old 06-22-2006, 03:13 PM   #120
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