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Old 03-26-2003, 05:44 PM   #41
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Oh Gondor....

I can't say anything coherent for the next hour as that's how long I'll be laughing. The helmet man? Boromir stealing Legolas' shampoo? Elrond smiling? It's too much! *dies*
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Old 03-26-2003, 07:00 PM   #42
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I reread this thread last night before going to bed...afterwards I had funny dreams & I woke up laughing... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]
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Old 03-26-2003, 07:53 PM   #43
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u people shouldn't be so funny...( gales of laughter) I will forget to breathe if I laugh too long.
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Old 03-26-2003, 08:40 PM   #44
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Those are hilarious. I love all of these posts!!! Sapphire - the second was just as funny as the first! Annunfuiniel, that was a great one! ahhh, I love this thread.

Come on people! Those of you who haven't posted yet, scoop your brains out, and find some funny stuff! Even if you don't think it will be funny, try it out anyway. We may be very amused!
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Old 03-26-2003, 09:17 PM   #45
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Oooh how funny! Lemme try my hand at one...


Approaches and sees Eowyn "Oh no..."


"Hello my darling Prince"


Turns to Hasufel "Shoot...hide me"


"No need to hide darling...I've just come to say I've fallen in love with Legolas!"


Looks at her in shock...unable to speak


"Hee hee hee"


"Watch it Aragorn, son of Arathorn."


"Hmph...they always go for the pretty boys

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Old 03-26-2003, 09:48 PM   #46
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None of you know this, but Aragorn takes disco classes.


Whaaat? Yeah, okay, Boromir. Whatever.


No, it's true! I'll show you!:


*busts a move*
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Old 03-27-2003, 06:01 AM   #47
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Below my non-existent avatar should read "Died of Laughter". Disco? Woohoo! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Keep 'em up, I'll have to try another soon...
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Old 03-27-2003, 07:30 AM   #48
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Hey, glad you liked my first one! And ready or not here comes the next:

Aragorn: Hehe, finally I managed to get rid of those mad fangirls.

Legolas: Erm, I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Aragorn: Okay, I'm tired of running away! Let them come, I'm ready!

Rosie: *giggle* Oh Aragorn, my hero! We meet at last! Forget about Arwen and Eowyn, take me, ME!!

Sam: Rosie?! Oh, Rosie, how could you do this to me?

Aragorn: Oh come on! A HOBBIT-lass!?! What next? Dwarves??

Gimli: Oh Aragorn, finally! *giggle* I thought you'd never notice!

Aragorn: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Old 03-27-2003, 08:17 AM   #49
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Heehee, too funny all!! I hope to have another one up soon... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 03-27-2003, 12:40 PM   #50
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Rynoah, you are going to get me in trouble yet! I had to cover my mouth when I looked at the *busts a move* AHAHAHAHAHA!! That was tooo funny, and I'm at work!!

I love all of Aragorns girlfriends, too. I can just hear Gimli taking on a high pitched voice, "Oh Aragorn! tee he he"!!!!!
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Old 03-27-2003, 12:54 PM   #51
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Bilbo, What exactly are you doing?

Sshh! I'm on a stakeout!

Stakeout? Who are you stakeing out?

That Pippin fellow: he's mighty suspicious!

Did someone say my name?

Ach! Frodo! Hide me!

Frodo! Was it you who said my name?

Me? Why would I say your name?

do you like it?
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Old 03-27-2003, 12:59 PM   #52
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*Sharp intake of breath* Gandalf, I have to go!

What?! Again? You just went twenty minutes ago!

I know, but I drank all my water, and I have to go now, or I'm going to burst!

Fool of a Took! You're wasting all of our time!

I KNOW! But if you don't let me go now, there'll be a pool of a Took!

OH! Too late!

Can't...stop...!!!

Ohhhhh, now look what you made me do!

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Old 03-27-2003, 01:00 PM   #53
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I love it dragon eyes!
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Old 03-27-2003, 01:53 PM   #54
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Airehiriel, that was too funny!!!! Heehee that was brilliant, oh I can't breathe!! *rotflol* *dies*
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Old 03-27-2003, 04:12 PM   #55
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Old 03-27-2003, 06:24 PM   #56
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*laughs maniacally*...ow my head
Pool of a Took? HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
*busts a move*
I'm on a stakeout!
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Old 03-27-2003, 06:27 PM   #57
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Alright, I'll start this one and see how it goes.

Announcing the first annual Middle-earth Mr. Universe pageant! Meet the contestants and hear what they think of themselves!
(Please note I share NONE of these opinions)


I should obviously win. Who else has my manly stubble? Rowrrrr!!



Your stubble is no match for my silky soft skin and wonderous profile! *winkwink*


I've got you all beat! With my innocent, huge, mesmerizing eyes, I've got this contest in the bag! *blink*



I would not be too sure, halfling! It takes more than stubble, sleek hair or humongous eyes. Any brigand of the hillside could show as much! But a royal bearing, moderate amount of stubble, AND a great smile takes the cake!



Well, posing is important too!


Woah, they let me be in a contest? *is staggered*

And now, meet your judge!


THESE are the contestants? Ha ha ha ha!!


And now, part two.
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Old 03-27-2003, 06:41 PM   #58
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Um, ok, NOW part two.

Aragorn looks at all the other contestants and feels threatened. (And no wonder! There's Pippin AND Boromir!)


Hmm, there's no WAY that I'm going to win fairly. I shall have to see if there is something to be done...


That takes care of Boromir...



Bye-bye Leggy!


Oh Merry...



Oh Frodo, won't you please please pretty pretty pretty please let me win? I'll give you candy and mushrooms and cake and cookies...


Hey, these cookies aren't good at all! I've been robbed!!


Is it just me, or is Aragorn cheating?
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Part three. (I don't hate Aragorn. Much)


Aragorn, shame on you! You've been cheating on this contest!


No no, it wasn't me! I didn't do it! It was Arwen, really!


You DARE blame this on my daughter? You are hereby disqualified!


Aww, man! *bangs head on sword*


Therefore, since all other contestants are either missing or gagging in the bathroom, I hereby by the power vested in me pronounce Peregrin Took as Mr. Universe!


HUH?????



Um, is there a pint involved in this? 'Cause I'm kinda getting thirsty here...

Yeah, kinda long, hope it wasn't too overmuch overinvolved.
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*laughing too hard*
hahahahahahahahaha
hehehehehehehehehe
oh he oh ha

Well done everyone why be depressed when you can be dead, then die laughing and still acess Barrow-Downs.

They were all so very very very funny. You certainly cheered up my day. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Oddwen, that was brilliant!!!!!! *laughing hysterically* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] *dies*
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Hmmmmm, I can't see any of the pictures on here or Crazy Captions that have come from Ninecompanions. I also cannot get to the Ninecompanions webpage. I think it must be down!

I can't see yours yet Oddwen, but I hope to see it soon!!
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Old 03-28-2003, 11:23 AM   #63
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It's all better now.

And Oddwen, I LOVED IT! Pippin! Mr. Universe!! I love it...that's great! Yeah Pippin!
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Old 03-28-2003, 11:51 AM   #64
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Announcer: Yes everybody, it is once again time for 'The Adventures of Merry and Pippin'! In this episode everybodies favorite hobbits are in seach of girlfriends.


Merry: We are two good lookin' hobbits.


Pippin: We are?
Merry: Shut up! Of course we are!

* First attempt, Rohan*


Merry: Hey baby, wanna be our girlfriend?
Pippin: Yeah, we're two good lookin' hobbits!


Are you kidding?! You've got to be kidding. You're shorter then my children!


Freya: Mommy! The short men are scaring me!
The mom: shhh Freya, don't you worry, mommy will send these bad men away!


Mom: Go on now, I don't want you to see mommy drop kicking these men.
Boy: We'll go, but if you ever talk to our mom again your dead!


*dropping to the ground at her feet*
Merry: We're sorry, ma'am! Please don't hurt us!
Pippin: Yes, please don't drop kick us!


Merry and Pippin run away as they are told. They don't stop until they are hidden in a forest.
Merry: I think we're safe now.
Pippin: I hope so, she was scary!

Tune in next time as Merry and Pippin attempt to find love on: 'The Adventures of Merry and Pippin!'
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OMG these are soooo funny!!!!! You guys are great!!! I'll have to give a go at it soon!!
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Cool! Hey guys, I found another Ring!


You must never put it on...


*sigh* Here we go again


But, why can't I put it on? I want to hide from fangirls!


Will you guys stop playing with Rings so we can just get this quest overwith?!



Ohh, nice! Here's another one!


It ain't fair! I never get to carry anythin' important!



I knew I should have just pushed Isildur in myself!


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These are sooooooooooo funny, i practically wet my pants!(JK) LMAO
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*chokes on her drink and dies* I knew it! I knew it! AAARGH! Kill Aragorn!


You wouldn't kill me, would you?


AAAAAAAAAARGH!



*chop*

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Pool of a Took!?! *insane laughter...cough...trying to breath* Oh show mercy, Airehiriel! *more hysteric laughter* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Pippin: Do you see what I see?
Merry: Yep.

Pippin: Should we run?
Merry: Yep.

Gooooooo-...*BOOM*

Pippin: We never learn, do we?
Merry: Nope.

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Boy these are funny. Rynoah, I thought you already were dead. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Anyway...
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That takes care of Boromir...

Bye-bye Leggy!

Oh Merry...

Oh Frodo, won't you please please pretty pretty pretty please let me win? I'll give you candy and mushrooms and cake and cookies...
Hahahahem. I'll go away now.
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I love these! I can't make one up well, so I'll shut up, but you people please keep going! *dies of laughter, but keeps laughing anyway- of course*
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Alllllllllllrighty then! Rynoah, I hope you don't mind me borrowing an aspect of your wonderful scene!


Huh! Aragorn thinks he knows disco!


It's quite obvious that I'M the disco king in these parts!


Alright! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!!



B-but Rosie! I thought you said that I was the disco king!!


What about all this?


Oh Sam, don't be silly! You know you can't dance!


"Why, even Saruman can dance better than you!"


Oh dear! *sniff* I guess now I have to take this rope and hang myself!! I'm a disgrace to the Shire!!

Of course, Sam doesn't hang himself. He goes on to found the first tap-dancing school in Middle-earth, and is quite good at it. As we all no doubt knew already.
I'm so glad you liked that Mr. Universe scene! You can't imagine how much I shuddered to even think of writing "Rowrr!". Freaky...
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*does the wave* Git dowwwwn, Boromir! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

I feel the urge to make fun of my favorite Son of Gondor:


So, who volunteers to lead the Fellowship?


I do.


Erm... no, I think not, Boromir.


... why not?


I suddenly recall a certain someone's antics at the entrance to Rivendell...


(Earlier) ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath!

(He just looked so lost in that picture. It was an opportunity not to be passed up!)

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OMG!! *dies laughing*
Those are so great! Loved your "Mr. Universe" Oddwen! More! More!

This isn't Osgiliath!!



You shall be the Fellowship of the Grotesque Faces!


Waah! That's not nice! I'm telling my daddy!


Fool of an Elf Lord!


Bring your ugly face to my axe!


You dare to call MY face grotesque? My beautiful, silky soft, Elven, unblemished...


Frodo: He called us grotesque!
Pippin: Yeah! That means ugly!....right?
Frodo: Yes. LET'S GET HIM!!


Arwen! Shield me! It was just a joke!


I don't think so, ada! You're on your own!

[ March 29, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]
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Old 03-29-2003, 04:47 PM   #76
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Damnit! The ring's stuck on my finger!

I'll cut it off if you want!

What? Cut my finger off? Not on your nellie!

Don't worry Mr. Frodo! I'll save you!

Whoops! I slightly underestimated the depth of this puddle!


I cannot believe Sam just did that.

So I get to cut the ring off?

No no, it's on its chain, right where it should be. See?
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Old 03-29-2003, 06:02 PM   #77
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Quote:
I'll cut it off if you want!
Heh heh... heh... heh heh.... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

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Old 03-31-2003, 09:00 AM   #78
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That's right folks! It's once again time for:

The Adventures of Merry and Pippin!


Pippin: (from behind) Are we there yet?
Merry: Will you stop asking me that?! Yes, we are. There must be some chicks around here somewhere.




Pippin: Ohhhh, look at that one! That one's mine!


Merry: Umm, Pip, I don't think...


Pippin: Shut up, Merry! I know what I'm doin'. (Approaches) Soooo, how YOU doin'? (Think Joey from Friends!)
*Pauses, waiting for reply. Doesn't get one.*
So, what's a girl like you doin' in a place like this?
*Another pause*
Can I buy ya an ale?



Crickets chirping...
Pippin: Okay, baby, if you don't like me, just say so.
Crickets chirping...
Pippin walks back to Merry
Pippin: Boy is SHE stuck up! Wouldn't even say hello!


Pippin: Fine, I didn't like you anyway!
Merry *thinks to self* What an idiot!
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Old 03-31-2003, 11:38 AM   #79
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*snigger snigger*

Hey, look, it's Gandalf!
Where?
Over there in the woods! Hey Gandalf?
I thought he died.
Can't be him! It must be Saruman.
He died?
Yes, he fell down the thing.
No, listen, it's Saruman! Oh, look, there's white peeking out from under his cloak

Partial scene, I'll try an' finish it later...

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Old 03-31-2003, 01:08 PM   #80
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I like it already Sapphire.
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