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Legate of Amon Lanc · 07-25-2007, 02:10 PM

Túrin and his men wait to ambush Harry Potter.
Túrin: "We'll see if that little boy will be able to face me, son of Húrin, bearer of the Dragon Helm of Dor-Lómin. Beleg, when he comes near, shoot him down from his broom-"
Beleg: "Well, he doesn't have the broom anymore-"
Túrin: "How do you know? - Traitor!!!"

OR

Túrin: "Morgoth! Do you hear me? I have a proposal! Let's make a pact against greater enemy: I bring down that boy and you can smash that thing with funny nostrils, Voldemort!"

shieldmaiden4xsword · 07-27-2007, 02:39 PM

After 4 hours of speech making, unknown to Turin, his men were beginning to snooze.

Gil-Galad · 07-27-2007, 02:57 PM

Turin: Behold! a new picture!

Frodo: Sam, i don't think were in kansa's anymore

mormegil · 07-27-2007, 10:36 PM

What! Only outhouses! The brochure "Your trip to Mordor" didn't indicate this. It gave the impression that this was a themed resort with world-class amenities.

narfforc · 07-28-2007, 01:08 AM

'I wouldn't be so lonely and scared if Peter hadn't skipped this chapter when he pretended to read the book'.

'What's that big Gorilla doing here?'

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Hookbill the Goomba · 07-28-2007, 01:17 AM

Shelob was actually a thousand times scarier to begin with. Here we have Frodo seeing Shelob wearing Lipstick, eyeliner and high heels asking him if he is 'looking for a good time'.
Seconds later Frodo fled back to the Shire and never stopped screaming... Ever.

OR

Frodo witnesses the terror of rap singing Ents.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 07-28-2007, 04:25 AM

Frodo: GOSH

or

Frodo struts down the cat walk showing off the new spider web sash.

The Sixth Wizard · 07-28-2007, 07:42 AM

For all those Aussies who may read this and have seen that Qantas ad...

Frodo: I've been to cities that never close down...
Sam (joining in): From New York to Rome, to old London town,
Gollum: But no matter how far, or how wide I roam...
Random Orc: I still call - Mordor - home!
All: I still - call - Mor - dor home!!

(Yes yes, I know that was a bit vague

)

Lhunardawen · 07-29-2007, 03:45 AM

'Shelob, I know you desperately want a partner, but I'm - not - a - spider.'

shieldmaiden4xsword · 07-29-2007, 01:22 PM

Frodo just realizes that a bird dropping splatted on his head.

Frodo: Why me? Why me? Why does it always have to be me and not Aragorn?

The Might · 07-30-2007, 07:08 AM

Frodo desperately tries to find an answer for one of Legate's riddles after beeing challenged to a riddle-game.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 07-30-2007, 03:52 PM

Frodo seemed to freeze, as he saw the tall figure standing in the corner. The scar on his forehead burned with pain. "No!" he shrieked, but then came a flash of green light...

mormegil · 08-01-2007, 09:55 AM

Frodo is now able to answer the questions that has plagued man, hobbit, elf, dwarf and orc alike. What do spider droppings look and feel like.

The Elf-warrior · 08-01-2007, 12:22 PM

Trudging through Shelob's Lair, Frodo had a disturbing thought. "Are there any IRS agents here?"

The Only Real Estel · 08-03-2007, 01:48 PM

Frodo did stuble upon an abomination in Cirith Ungol out of sheer necessity - one of those "portable restrooms" that are invariably messy beyond belief.

Oddwen · 08-03-2007, 01:54 PM

Nazgul narrator: And here we have a very rare, and very rarely seen "Holbytla", once thought to be hunted into extinction. What it is doing so far from its home has yet to be seen, perhaps it's some sort of migration. We've been following it for leagues and leagues....garn, Khamul! It saw you again! It'll go into a hole and we'll never find out what it's doing here!

Boromir88 · 08-10-2007, 01:07 PM

On the wall Frodo spots a new pic!

Legolas: You told me a harmless little bunny guarded the cave! You said nothing about a PO'ed bear with a laser beam on his head!
Gandalf: A mere over sight my lad.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-10-2007, 01:17 PM

Legolas points out to Gandalf that those pesky Hobbits have tied his beard to a rock again.

OR

Gandalf gives up on trying to point out to Legolas that those pesky hobbits have tied his hair to a rock again.

Boromir88 · 08-10-2007, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Gandalf gives up on trying to point out to Legolas that those pesky hobbits have tied his hair to a rock again.~Hookbill

Legolas can't believe it when Gandalf says he's going to have to cut his hair to get him loose!

Bêthberry · 08-10-2007, 03:43 PM

Legolas: "Come on, really, come say hello. They aren't so scary once you get used to them."

Gandalf: "B..b...uuutt. I don't like fangirls."

Oddwen · 08-10-2007, 10:06 PM

Leggy: Here, let me help you down old man. *rips Gandy's arm off* AIIIIIIII!!

Legate of Amon Lanc · 08-11-2007, 12:37 PM

Legolas: Oh, look! Why is your beard moving so strange?
Gandalf: That's because the wind is blowing.

The Elf-warrior · 08-11-2007, 05:40 PM

Gandalf: "Don't worry, Legolas. I wasn't traumatized by losing half my beard in a freak barber accident, I'm upset that Butterbur forgot my Valinorian name."

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-12-2007, 01:49 AM

After Legolas asks for the four billionth time, "Are we there yet?" Gandalf is really tempted to pull the trap-door opening leaver.

narfforc · 08-12-2007, 02:37 AM

Legolas looks for the switch that makes the Gandalf figure say 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS'

FeRaL sHaDoW · 08-12-2007, 04:00 AM

Legolas trys to help Gandalf over come his fear of dwaves...

Legolas:come on Gandalf its only Gimli
Gandalf hides behind the rock

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-12-2007, 11:45 AM

Joker Legolas slyly sets Gandalf's hat on fire.

Kitanna · 08-12-2007, 05:41 PM

Gandalf is ready to face the army of Uruks, but Legolas can't look away from Gandalf's ear hair.

THE Ka · 08-12-2007, 06:13 PM

Legolas tries to help Gandalf through yet another uncloaking transformarion, but it is useless, the cloak has taken over his senses...

**************************

Gandalf: Oh great! The Crazy Caption Squad has found us again...

~ Ka

The Sixth Wizard · 08-13-2007, 07:08 AM

Gandalf: (muttering) ... warned them, but did they listen to me? Well it's always the same, I always tell them, oh it's just a harmless little bunny isn't it...

Legolas: G-Gandalf?

Gandalf: (awakes from stupor) Huh? What? Just a dream...

*OR WAS IT?*

Mithalwen · 08-14-2007, 02:03 PM

Old habits die hard and as a former patrol leader of the First Mirkwood Boy Scouts, Legolas was always on the look out for a chance to do his good deed of the day:

Gandalf :"But I don't want to cross the road..."

The Only Real Estel · 08-20-2007, 10:00 PM

As Gandalf begins to survey the battlefield, Legolas begins to pickpocket his wallet...

shieldmaiden4xsword · 08-22-2007, 07:24 PM

Leggy considers growing a beard.

Gil-Galad · 08-22-2007, 09:14 PM

Gandalf:did you get the license plate number of that oliphaunt?

narfforc · 08-26-2007, 10:53 PM

Legolas: Have you been at that Ent-brew again, I'm sure you're taller than when we set out.

Thinlómien · 08-31-2007, 12:45 PM

Legolas: Come, Gandalf, to see the new picture...

Galadriel and Boromir fight over the Holy Grail.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-31-2007, 01:32 PM

No one but the Dwarves really grasped the whole concept of a 'drinking game'.

OR

When 'Pass the Parcel' is just a little too easy...

shieldmaiden4xsword · 08-31-2007, 02:15 PM

Eowyn glared at Aragorn, furious that he did not consider her capable of drinking without smashing the cup on the ground.

The Elf-warrior · 08-31-2007, 04:14 PM

Eowyn wished that Aragorn would keep his hair out of his eyes.

Oddwen · 08-31-2007, 07:33 PM

Galadriel: Don't look now, but it seems as if someone has spilled tea on our background.
Aragorn: Why are our heads so flat?

07-25-2007, 02:10 PM	#12681
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,606	Quite differently... Túrin and his men wait to ambush Harry Potter. Túrin: "We'll see if that little boy will be able to face me, son of Húrin, bearer of the Dragon Helm of Dor-Lómin. Beleg, when he comes near, shoot him down from his broom-" Beleg: "Well, he doesn't have the broom anymore-" Túrin: "How do you know? - Traitor!!!" OR Túrin: "Morgoth! Do you hear me? I have a proposal! Let's make a pact against greater enemy: I bring down that boy and you can smash that thing with funny nostrils, Voldemort!" __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

07-27-2007, 02:39 PM	#12682
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 220	After 4 hours of speech making, unknown to Turin, his men were beginning to snooze. __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

07-27-2007, 02:57 PM	#12683
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Turin: Behold! a new picture! Frodo: Sam, i don't think were in kansa's anymore __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-27-2007, 10:36 PM	#12684
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	What! Only outhouses! The brochure "Your trip to Mordor" didn't indicate this. It gave the impression that this was a themed resort with world-class amenities. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-28-2007, 01:08 AM	#12685
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	I'm lost without Sam 'I wouldn't be so lonely and scared if Peter hadn't skipped this chapter when he pretended to read the book'. 'What's that big Gorilla doing here?' . __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-28-2007, 01:17 AM	#12686
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Shelob was actually a thousand times scarier to begin with. Here we have Frodo seeing Shelob wearing Lipstick, eyeliner and high heels asking him if he is 'looking for a good time'. Seconds later Frodo fled back to the Shire and never stopped screaming... Ever. OR Frodo witnesses the terror of rap singing Ents. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-28-2007, 04:25 AM	#12687
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Frodo: GOSH or Frodo struts down the cat walk showing off the new spider web sash. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

07-28-2007, 07:42 AM	#12688
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 495	For all those Aussies who may read this and have seen that Qantas ad... Frodo: I've been to cities that never close down... Sam (joining in): From New York to Rome, to old London town, Gollum: But no matter how far, or how wide I roam... Random Orc: I still call - Mordor - home! All: I still - call - Mor - dor home!! (Yes yes, I know that was a bit vague )

07-29-2007, 03:45 AM	#12689
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,724	'Shelob, I know you desperately want a partner, but I'm - not - a - spider.'

07-29-2007, 01:22 PM	#12690
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 220	Frodo just realizes that a bird dropping splatted on his head. Frodo: Why me? Why me? Why does it always have to be me and not Aragorn? __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

07-30-2007, 07:08 AM	#12691
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Frodo desperately tries to find an answer for one of Legate's riddles after beeing challenged to a riddle-game. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

07-30-2007, 03:52 PM	#12692
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,606	Frodo seemed to freeze, as he saw the tall figure standing in the corner. The scar on his forehead burned with pain. "No!" he shrieked, but then came a flash of green light... __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

08-01-2007, 09:55 AM	#12693
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Frodo is now able to answer the questions that has plagued man, hobbit, elf, dwarf and orc alike. What do spider droppings look and feel like. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

08-01-2007, 12:22 PM	#12694
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Trudging through Shelob's Lair, Frodo had a disturbing thought. "Are there any IRS agents here?" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-03-2007, 01:48 PM	#12695
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	ME johnny on the job... Frodo did stuble upon an abomination in Cirith Ungol out of sheer necessity - one of those "portable restrooms" that are invariably messy beyond belief.

08-03-2007, 01:54 PM	#12696
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Nazgul narrator: And here we have a very rare, and very rarely seen "Holbytla", once thought to be hunted into extinction. What it is doing so far from its home has yet to be seen, perhaps it's some sort of migration. We've been following it for leagues and leagues....garn, Khamul! It saw you again! It'll go into a hole and we'll never find out what it's doing here! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-10-2007, 01:07 PM	#12697
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	On the wall Frodo spots a new pic! Legolas: You told me a harmless little bunny guarded the cave! You said nothing about a PO'ed bear with a laser beam on his head! Gandalf: A mere over sight my lad. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-10-2007, 01:17 PM	#12698
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Legolas points out to Gandalf that those pesky Hobbits have tied his beard to a rock again. OR Gandalf gives up on trying to point out to Legolas that those pesky hobbits have tied his hair to a rock again. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-10-2007, 03:43 PM	#12700
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,169	Legolas: "Come on, really, come say hello. They aren't so scary once you get used to them." Gandalf: "B..b...uuutt. I don't like fangirls." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

08-10-2007, 10:06 PM	#12701
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Leggy: Here, let me help you down old man. rips Gandy's arm off AIIIIIIII!! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-11-2007, 12:37 PM	#12702
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,606	Legolas: Oh, look! Why is your beard moving so strange? Gandalf: That's because the wind is blowing. __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

08-11-2007, 05:40 PM	#12703
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: "Don't worry, Legolas. I wasn't traumatized by losing half my beard in a freak barber accident, I'm upset that Butterbur forgot my Valinorian name." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-12-2007, 01:49 AM	#12704
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	After Legolas asks for the four billionth time, "Are we there yet?" Gandalf is really tempted to pull the trap-door opening leaver. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-12-2007, 02:37 AM	#12705
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	Legolas looks for the switch that makes the Gandalf figure say 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS' __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-12-2007, 04:00 AM	#12706
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Legolas trys to help Gandalf over come his fear of dwaves... Legolas:come on Gandalf its only Gimli Gandalf hides behind the rock __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

08-12-2007, 11:45 AM	#12707
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Joker Legolas slyly sets Gandalf's hat on fire. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-12-2007, 05:41 PM	#12708
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,390	Gandalf is ready to face the army of Uruks, but Legolas can't look away from Gandalf's ear hair. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-12-2007, 06:13 PM	#12709
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Legolas tries to help Gandalf through yet another uncloaking transformarion, but it is useless, the cloak has taken over his senses... ************************** Gandalf: Oh great! The Crazy Caption Squad has found us again... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-13-2007, 07:08 AM	#12710
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 495	Gandalf: (muttering) ... warned them, but did they listen to me? Well it's always the same, I always tell them, oh it's just a harmless little bunny isn't it... Legolas: G-Gandalf? Gandalf: (awakes from stupor) Huh? What? Just a dream... OR WAS IT?

08-14-2007, 02:03 PM	#12711
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	Old habits die hard and as a former patrol leader of the First Mirkwood Boy Scouts, Legolas was always on the look out for a chance to do his good deed of the day: Gandalf :"But I don't want to cross the road..." __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-20-2007, 10:00 PM	#12712
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	As Gandalf begins to survey the battlefield, Legolas begins to pickpocket his wallet...

08-22-2007, 07:24 PM	#12713
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 220	Leggy considers growing a beard. __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

08-22-2007, 09:14 PM	#12714
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Gandalf:did you get the license plate number of that oliphaunt? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-26-2007, 10:53 PM	#12715
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	Big Magic Legolas: Have you been at that Ent-brew again, I'm sure you're taller than when we set out. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-31-2007, 12:45 PM	#12716
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,385	Sorry for the size, I wasn't able to resize it... Legolas: Come, Gandalf, to see the new picture... Galadriel and Boromir fight over the Holy Grail. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris