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Old 12-04-2006, 11:14 AM   #11921
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Aragorn: Legolas' kleptomania is going to far! Look! He's stealing a bench right now!

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Aragorn: Where has the Starbucks gone? It used to be right there!
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Old 12-04-2006, 11:20 AM   #11922
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Aragorn: What do you mean you can't see Gimli? I know he's short but he's standing right there!

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Old 12-04-2006, 12:40 PM   #11923
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Rohirrim: Hey, he's stealing my bench!

Aragorn: That's not the bench you're looking for.

Rohirrim: That's not the bench I'm looking for.

Aragorn: Move along.

Rohirrim: Move along.

Or...

As Aragorn begins his dramatic dissertation, Legolas sneaks up behind him and whacks his head with a giant board.

Or...

Rohirrim: Hey, where do you think you're going with that board?!

Aragorn: Board! Do you know nothing of the surfboards of elves?

Or...

Aragorn: Help me! He won't stop rearranging the furniture!
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Old 12-04-2006, 01:45 PM   #11924
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"That's it, distract the old boy just long enough; and then it's BAM! Table to the back of the head! And I, Legolas, will be the new King of Gondor! Hahahahahaha!!!"
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Old 12-04-2006, 02:36 PM   #11925
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Aragorn faces up to the customer services manager at the Meduseld IKEA. "I bought this Kruddeholm TV bench yesterday and it's useless! It won't even hold up the weight of an Elf who is light enough to walk on snow...and custard! How dare you tell me I followed the assembly instructions incorrectly! I want my 55 groats back now!"
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Old 12-04-2006, 02:44 PM   #11926
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Aragorn: Do you see what I have had to put up with ... they have been like this since Parth Galen? I came on this quest to combat Sauron not to referee the culmination of aeons of Elf-Dwarf Rivalry...... Gimli that's five minutes on the naughty bench ...and Legolas ...put the naughty bench DOWN!
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Old 12-04-2006, 03:24 PM   #11927
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Aragorn: That bench is our last, Theoden. We have nothing left now to sit upon! We must surrender!
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Old 12-04-2006, 03:48 PM   #11928
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Aragorn: Just let him use the table as a surfboard, please. I can't stand to see him cry again.
Theoden: No, I will not let him use my table as a surfboard.
Legolas: *cries*
Aragorn: Ugh, this is as bad as the time I took him to Laketown.
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Old 12-04-2006, 04:01 PM   #11929
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Aragorn: Legolas, put that bench over there with the rest of the pile. The barricade must be stronger!

Legolas: Right!

Theoden: What's going on? Are the orcs amassing for their final assault?

Aragorn: No, it is much worse. Angry customers are threatening to break into Helm's DeepMart to get at their precious PS3's. And we don't even have them yet!
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Old 12-04-2006, 06:33 PM   #11930
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Legolas: Heh heh...

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Old 12-04-2006, 06:37 PM   #11931
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Aragorn: The Christmas party starts in five minutes!!!! What do you mean these are the only decorations?!!!
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Old 12-04-2006, 06:38 PM   #11932
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Aragorn: Theoden it easy to see he's over reacting.

Legolas: I told you before NEVER call me Leggy!

or

Never call me Captain Obvious

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Never call me Girl bait.

or

Aragorn: How can you give us such rubbish for a bench, litterally I have 20 splinters! How am I to do battle with such pain and discomfort?
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Old 12-04-2006, 06:46 PM   #11933
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Old 12-04-2006, 08:35 PM   #11934
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Aragorn: Alright old man, this has gone on long enough. The only way to settle our arguement now is by... a Dance Off! Legolas! Clear the floor... Theoden King is about to try to out shimmy Strider!

Legolas: *muttering* We never had these problems when Boromir the Disco King was still around...
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Old 12-04-2006, 11:45 PM   #11935
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Aragorn: "It's his fault! Everytime I turn around to say my line he turns & clocks me in the head with that table!"
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Old 12-05-2006, 10:38 AM   #11936
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Legolas is about to pull a "Wormtongue assassination" on Aragorn.
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Old 12-05-2006, 10:02 PM   #11937
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It was necessary for Legolas to clear the floor so the horde of Orcs outside could start breakdancing.

Been too long since we heard that one, hasn't it?
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Old 12-05-2006, 11:22 PM   #11938
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Aragorn: "If you think I'm going to put up with Legolas's kleptomania just because he 's a better husband for your niece than Grima Wormtongue you've got another thing coming!"
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:25 PM   #11939
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Theoden: What is it Aragorn why are we barracading the doors? Is it orcs! Trolls! A Balrog!

Aragorn: No, it's Gandalf.
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:24 PM   #11940
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Theoden: What on arda are you doing with my bench?!

Aragorn: We have to hurry! Before the alignment of the feng shui of this room changes, and Legolas looses it completely!

Theoden: ...But I check it this morning, everything is okay the bench is fine in the -

Aragorn: No time to explain! Hurry Legolas! Hurry!

Theoden: Sigh... Wartime interior decorators...

~ Ka, of course
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Old 12-07-2006, 11:20 AM   #11941
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Theoden: Ok, I let you take the boxes, the sandbags, and the chairs...but that bench you have gone too far. That bench stays.

Aragorn: It's an old, rotting bench. Just look at it!

Theoden: That bench was made from the finest mohaghany! And plus, Helm Hammerhand sat on that bench himself!

Aragorn: What are you talking about...that thing is a piece of foam that some fancy artist painted up to make it look like a real bench.

PJ: Cut! You all complain how you don't like the script. So I let you have a little freedom and tell you two to add lib for this scene and that is all the more creative you can get! We're going back to the script.
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Old 12-07-2006, 04:50 PM   #11942
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Viggo throws a diva fit at Peter Jackson. "Plank? Orlando? Orlando? Plank? What's the common theme? If I'd known you'd be expecting me to work with so much wood I'd have become a carpenter!"
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Old 12-07-2006, 04:53 PM   #11943
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Aragorn: What? Mapquest said to bring a bench with us to Gondor?

Theoden: I'm not letting you near my computer again.

Yes, I can hear the sighing over the return of yet another old gag.
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Old 12-07-2006, 05:06 PM   #11944
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Theoden: Why are you barricading the door with everything you can find?

Aragorn: The Chinchilla is coming!

Theoden: What the harmless little bunny/hamster looking things?

Aragorn: Ya, that's what Boromir said. And look what happened to him!

(I wish the pictures for it still showed up )
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:15 AM   #11945
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Aragorn: Don't lie to me, Theoden, did you drink the Ent Draught?

OR

Aragorn: What? You said, 'take a seat'!

Or even...

Theoden: Keep the door shut! If Gandalf gets in, you know what he'll do!
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Old 12-08-2006, 08:56 AM   #11946
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Aragorn (wildly glancing around): WHADDAY MEAN I CAN'T COME IN IF I DON'T TAKE A SHOWER?????

Legolas: Told you so. *picks up bench*
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Old 12-08-2006, 09:38 AM   #11947
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Aragorn: Where was the New pic, it was right there with the bench. Where's the Bench!



Boromir had a few too many at the pub and Legolas regrets volunteering to 'watch him.'
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Old 12-08-2006, 10:16 AM   #11948
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Old 12-08-2006, 10:21 AM   #11949
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Even at Helms Deep, Legolas tried to keep up the pretence that Boromir was still alive.
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Old 12-08-2006, 10:35 AM   #11950
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Boromir finds the man (who can be seen in the background) placing marbles on the stairs was a funny gag...Legolas less so.
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Old 12-08-2006, 10:39 AM   #11951
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Old 12-08-2006, 10:45 AM   #11952
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Legolas: I am holding on to Boromir as we wait for the crew to prepare for the next shot. I am looking very serious and beautiful while Boromir is clowning around somewhat. The stairs we sit upon are brown. My Elvish eyes are keen. My hair is by L'Oreal.
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Old 12-08-2006, 11:57 AM   #11953
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Legolas: Boromir!!!! This is what happens when you try breakdancing on the stairs!!!!!
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Old 12-08-2006, 11:58 AM   #11954
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Legolas: And everyone thought that Frodo and Sam were the couple. We sure had everyone fooled!
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:15 PM   #11955
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Aragorn walked into a bar and was knocked out...

Boromir walked into a bar and was knocked out...

Legolas walked into a bar and...ducked.
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:20 PM   #11956
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Old 12-08-2006, 05:52 PM   #11957
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Legolas was not very skilled at the Heimlich maneuver, but he was doing his best after Bormomir choked on the ring.

Aragorn (on the background): I knew you wanted that ring, but this is ridiculous!!

Boromir: If I can't have it, no-one will! oohphhhhhh
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Boromir gets a bit carried away during a game of Chubby Bunny* and has to be taken aside by Legolas.


*A game in which one stuffs one's mouth full of large marshmallows and attempts to say the phrase "Chubby Bunny."
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Old 12-08-2006, 10:28 PM   #11959
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