Trouble insues at the premiere of TTT - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

TealDude3 · 11-06-2002, 07:21 PM

Ok, unless you are being forced to go to the Barrow-Downs, you are very much anticipating the premiere of TTT than you were on the premiere of FOTR. So, to prepare you (ok, more like entertain you) for the premiere, list A)things you should do at the premiere of TTT or B)things you should not do at the Harry Potter premiere to avoid getting thrown out by HP fans.

Have fun!

Elenna · 11-06-2002, 07:44 PM

Should not do at HP: Tell them that they're REALLY Tolkien fans, and they're too idiotic to realize it.

Mintyztwin · 11-07-2002, 12:54 AM

Do not yell this at the top of your lungs at the HP premiere: "Bring on the Orcs!"

"Sauron could whip [whatever the bad guys name is, I don't know! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ] any day!"

"Am I supposed to be impressed?" during the dueling scene.

"More blood! More arrows! More elves!"

Start whispering the rings inscription, and gradually get louder, (Like at the council meeting!) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

"Frodo! What happened to you!" When Harry comes on the screen. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

This is fun! But I have this nagging feeling these are all lame. I'm at that tired point where everything is funny!

Aiya · 11-07-2002, 02:09 AM

Apparently the TTT trailor is shown on with Hp... The possibilities are endless. I was thinking of getting up and leaving after the trailor, but... I'm too cheap to pay to go see HP, and not see it.

TealDude3 · 11-07-2002, 01:35 PM

Not to do at HP: When that fat wizard dude (like I give a crap what his name is say,
"My God, Gandalf, what have you done with yourself?"

NazgulNumberTen · 11-07-2002, 02:11 PM

most harry potter fans are 12 year old dorks or 40 year old men.

Orodoliel · 11-07-2002, 02:53 PM

Don't worry Mintyztwin they're not lame, they're really funny!

Someone should definitely go to the HP premier in Hobbit feet. And send me pictures of the looks on the faces of the people who actually like HP!

Mintyztwin · 11-07-2002, 04:32 PM

Thanks! And that's a good idea! I'd do it if I had hobbit feet and time to waste on HP! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Nevfeniel · 11-07-2002, 06:46 PM

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"Frodo! What happened to you!" When Harry comes on the screen.

That's just too much...I'm having a heart attack from laughing so hard now...I hope you're proud... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ November 07, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

Mintyztwin · 11-07-2002, 07:52 PM

*blush* Thank you! I'm flattered!

[ November 07, 2002: Message edited by: Mintyztwin ]

Aiya · 11-08-2002, 12:40 AM

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"Frodo! What happened to you!" When Harry comes on the screen.

Oh, I'm -so- tempted! I think I will. I really do. Depends who I'm with when I see it.

***Thenamir*** · 11-08-2002, 03:48 PM

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most harry potter fans are 12 year old dorks or 40 year old men.

NazgulNumber10, I resent that. I am 40 years old and have never read or seen a word of Harry Potter.

As for things you should NOT do at HP premiere? Don't wave a sword in the door of the threatre and scream "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

NazgulNumberTen · 11-08-2002, 05:10 PM

i didn't say ALL of them are, just a good porton of hp fans.

Azaelia of Willowbottom · 11-08-2002, 07:47 PM

I like Harry Potter, and I am neither a 12 year-old or a 40-year old. I'm not even a man, I'm a girl. I think that was rather steriotypical of you. [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]

NazgulNumberTen · 11-08-2002, 07:49 PM

first of all, i said most.
and secound, im not here to be nice or politically correct or all that touchy-feely crap. my opions are conterversial, so what?

Elven Mistress · 11-08-2002, 08:06 PM

Okay kiddies, let's play nice together?

That was HILARIOUS, Thenamir!

Well, my friend and i were going to go see HP, and when the TTT trailor came on start screaming and clapping......and hope we don't get kicked outta the theatre...

Arwen_Evenstar · 11-08-2002, 08:08 PM

No offence ppl, but i agree with Azelia(sp?) that is very steriotypical of you, I like Harry Potter, but I LOVE LotR, so there. You dont have to just like one of them!
(but there seriously is no competition, LotR all the way! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] )

dragongirlG · 11-08-2002, 08:56 PM

I like HP, thank you very much.

Not this again...

Beruthiel · 11-08-2002, 09:10 PM

I think i will shout that thing about frodo what happened to you
that would be hilarious....
[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
and you know jk rowling(the one who wrote harry potter) where did she get the idea to put her name in that why like J.K. Rowling, J.R.R. Tolkien?? sad real sad

DarkRose · 11-08-2002, 09:59 PM

Apologies for barging into this comical area, but I felt that something needed to be said.

People, I seriously doubt that the creator of this topic intended it to end up as a brawl between HP and LOTR. Reading a couple of these posts, and especially that last post made by Beruthiel, I am getting the feeling that this is not going to run so smoothly.

I mean, honestly! This was meant for light humor. Naz10 is right in saying that he is allowed to have controversial opinions, and that he doesn't have to make sure that he doesn't offend everyone. When you think about it, it is very difficult to please everyone. So just let it go. I repeat- let his comment go. I, myself, am a 14 year old girl who likes HP and LOTR, but I didn't go after Naz10. If you didn't like it, simply move on.

Also, this was not supposed to be a thread about which is better (HP or LOTR) or to make fun of the HP books. I find it silly for you all to start posting flaming comments about HP when that was uncalled for. It will only stir trouble, and no one wants that. There have been many HP VS LOTR thread before, and next to no good has come out of them. We. Do. Not. Want. Trouble.

So, for all of our sakes, lighten up and move along.

hobbitlass · 11-09-2002, 07:20 AM

JUST to give information...

J.K. Rowlins used her initials not to copy J.R.R. Tolkien but because her publisher (I think thats it) suggested it because boys wouldn't believe that a woman would know so much about being a boy.
Mind you, I'm paraphrasing from an interview I had read.

Now back to the fun.....

TealDude3 · 11-09-2002, 09:24 AM

Thank you for clearing that up DarkRose. It seems every time someone mentions HP on this site someone has to say something about it.

And to the people that started it:
"Do not meddle in the affairs of HP fans, for they are subtle and quick to anger." [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Diamond18 · 11-09-2002, 10:30 AM

Well, I must say this thread is a bit confusing. The title is about the TTT premiere, but all the posts are about the HP premiere.

Anyway, I've got something that you should NOT do at the TTT premiere. If it ends like the book, with Frodo being stung by Shelob, you should not stand up and yell, "Don't worry folks! He isn't really dead!"

Okay, lame because Shelob probably won't be in TTT, but imagining myself doing that cracked me up, 'cause when Gandalf died in FotR, and the people around me were gasping and saying "Oh no" I almost felt like assuring them that he was coming back. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Azaelia of Willowbottom · 11-09-2002, 01:00 PM

(I'm really sorry, Naz10 and others, I didn't mean to start anything. I know we're all entitled to our opinions, and once in a while we're going to take offence with each other. *Shrug* it happens. Now let's get back to the fun!)

Should not do at TTT Premiere: Stand up and randomly shout insults at the Orcs, or Saruman, Or the Lord of the Nazgul, or Wormtongue... basically any "bad guy" on screen at the time.(I've been known to do this at home, but not in the theater, and never to LOTR)

I can't see myself doing that, but still...

NazgulNumberTen · 11-09-2002, 02:38 PM

Don't be sorry.

Rose Cotton · 11-10-2002, 06:48 PM

*cries tears of joy*
All of you that said you like Harry Potter have just made my day. I thought I was the only one who liked him on these boards. I like Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings EQUALLY!

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of HP fans, for they are subtle and quick to anger."

LOL! That's so true.

#1 thing not to do at the Harry Potter premir is insult Harry Potter in any way, shape, or form cause I'll rally my Harry Potter fans together and tear you apart.

Somthing not to at TTT premir: Go dressed in wizard robes. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

I'll stop now.

NazgulNumberTen · 11-10-2002, 06:56 PM

i'm gonna stand outside the theater on a soapbox and insult hp until they take me out kicking and screaming.

Rose Cotton · 11-10-2002, 07:34 PM

I hope you don't mind if I'm part of the angry Harry Potter fan mob that hangs you when you do that Naz. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

NazgulNumberTen · 11-10-2002, 09:18 PM

I'll be sure to pack a beretta.

NazgulNumberTen · 11-10-2002, 09:21 PM

NO! I'll kidnap that kid who plays harry potter! i bet the fans will pay alot to get him back, expecually when i start sending his fingers to them in the mail...

Mintyztwin · 11-11-2002, 11:45 AM

You can do that?!?!? (Send fingers through the mail.) Kewl! Okay, I will go back to the topic, 'cause I was having fun. (What the world needs now if Fun! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )

Do NOT do at HP premier: When HP comes on the screen yell "Dark magic will not avail you! Go back to the shadows from whence you came! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" While standing and waving a sword and staff around like Gandalf. (Oh - you do have swords and staffs, right? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )

When the head wizard guy, (whatever his name is) comes on, scream Mithrander is dead! And then sing the lament for Gandlaf REAL LOUD!!!!!

Things to do at TTT: Stand up and fight the Orcs in pantomime with Aragorn. Audinces love this! Seriously!

Swoon when the hero you personally like come on screen.

"Arwen? What in the name of Eru are YOU doing here?!?!?!?" When she comes on the screen.

Stand at the door and make sure all who enter have read the books. If they haven't make them sit outside with a copy of LotR and don't let them in until they have AT LEAST read through TTT!!!

Okay, my burst of creativness was all used up! See y'all later! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Morgul Queen · 11-11-2002, 09:12 PM

dont do at HP premiere:
attempt to kill the wannabe orc(dobby)
when harry and ron go into the forbidden forest and see SPIDERS dont:
Shout out " go back to the shadows from whence you came, spawn of Ungoliant!!!!" Start screaming anything in particular about mirkwood, shelob or ungoliant
Dont start singing
"old fat spider spinning in a tree!
old fat spider cant see me!
attercop attercop!!
wont you stop,
stop your spinning and look for me?

old tomnoddy, all big body,
old tomnoddy cant spy me!
attercop attercop!!
down you drop!
youll never catch me up your tree!"

Nevfeniel · 11-11-2002, 09:16 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . HA!!
Need I say more?
Okay.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Morgul Queen · 11-11-2002, 09:19 PM

Sorry Rose Cotton, it'll be a double hanging, I'm with Naz10 on this one!!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

TealDude3 · 11-12-2002, 06:05 PM

Not to do at HP premiere: When the HP owl (or whatever the heck his name is), scream really loud: "Ceribian from Dunland! HIDE!!"
And then duck under the seats.

Mintyztwin · 11-12-2002, 08:38 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That last was great Tealdude3! Muy comico!!! Hee hee hee!

Lindril Arvilya · 11-12-2002, 08:53 PM

Personally, though I do like Harry Potter, I will in fact use the "Crebain from Dunland!" one. Probably quietly to my friends, but thank you nonetheless.

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Swoon when the hero you personally like come on screen.

Who doesn't?

Morgul Queen · 11-12-2002, 11:27 PM

take a cut out sword to the HP premiere and when you see spiders yell " i shall give you a name, i shall call you sting!" and then sing the attercop song' old fat spider sitting in a tree!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Morgul Queen · 11-12-2002, 11:30 PM

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Arwen, what in the name of Eru are you ding here!

well actually you do that alot during FOTR as well!!

Lindril Arvilya · 11-17-2002, 10:14 PM

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When the head wizard guy, (whatever his name is) comes on, scream Mithrander is dead! And then sing the lament for Gandlaf REAL LOUD!!!!!

Not so funny as the man who played Dumbledore died recently.

11-06-2002, 07:44 PM	#2
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	Should not do at HP: Tell them that they're REALLY Tolkien fans, and they're too idiotic to realize it. __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

11-07-2002, 12:54 AM	#3
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	Do not yell this at the top of your lungs at the HP premiere: "Bring on the Orcs!" "Sauron could whip [whatever the bad guys name is, I don't know! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ] any day!" "Am I supposed to be impressed?" during the dueling scene. "More blood! More arrows! More elves!" Start whispering the rings inscription, and gradually get louder, (Like at the council meeting!) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] "Frodo! What happened to you!" When Harry comes on the screen. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] This is fun! But I have this nagging feeling these are all lame. I'm at that tired point where everything is funny! __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

11-07-2002, 02:09 AM	#4
Aiya Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 22	Apparently the TTT trailor is shown on with Hp... The possibilities are endless. I was thinking of getting up and leaving after the trailor, but... I'm too cheap to pay to go see HP, and not see it. __________________ "I was there the day Isildur took the ring - I was there when the strength of men failed."

11-07-2002, 01:35 PM	#5
TealDude3 Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Bebop Posts: 138	Not to do at HP: When that fat wizard dude (like I give a crap what his name is say, "My God, Gandalf, what have you done with yourself?" __________________ I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's.

11-07-2002, 02:11 PM	#6
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	most harry potter fans are 12 year old dorks or 40 year old men. __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

11-06-2002, 07:21 PM	#1
TealDude3 Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Bebop Posts: 138	Trouble insues at the premiere of TTT Ok, unless you are being forced to go to the Barrow-Downs, you are very much anticipating the premiere of TTT than you were on the premiere of FOTR. So, to prepare you (ok, more like entertain you) for the premiere, list A)things you should do at the premiere of TTT or B)things you should not do at the Harry Potter premiere to avoid getting thrown out by HP fans. Have fun! __________________ I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's.

11-07-2002, 02:53 PM	#7
Orodoliel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 61	Don't worry Mintyztwin they're not lame, they're really funny! Someone should definitely go to the HP premier in Hobbit feet. And send me pictures of the looks on the faces of the people who actually like HP! __________________ "Well, I'm back."

11-07-2002, 04:32 PM	#8
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	Thanks! And that's a good idea! I'd do it if I had hobbit feet and time to waste on HP! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

11-07-2002, 07:52 PM	#10
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	blush Thank you! I'm flattered! [ November 07, 2002: Message edited by: Mintyztwin ] __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

11-08-2002, 05:10 PM	#13
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	i didn't say ALL of them are, just a good porton of hp fans. __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

11-08-2002, 07:47 PM	#14
Azaelia of Willowbottom Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: By the Sea Posts: 455	I like Harry Potter, and I am neither a 12 year-old or a 40-year old. I'm not even a man, I'm a girl. I think that was rather steriotypical of you. [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] __________________ "Wherever I have been, I am back."

11-08-2002, 07:49 PM	#15
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	first of all, i said most. and secound, im not here to be nice or politically correct or all that touchy-feely crap. my opions are conterversial, so what? __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

11-08-2002, 08:06 PM	#16
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	Okay kiddies, let's play nice together? That was HILARIOUS, Thenamir! Well, my friend and i were going to go see HP, and when the TTT trailor came on start screaming and clapping......and hope we don't get kicked outta the theatre... __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

11-08-2002, 08:08 PM	#17
Arwen_Evenstar Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 206	No offence ppl, but i agree with Azelia(sp?) that is very steriotypical of you, I like Harry Potter, but I LOVE LotR, so there. You dont have to just like one of them! (but there seriously is no competition, LotR all the way! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ) __________________ 'I am Agarwaen, Son of Úmarth...'-Túrin Turambar. Arwen_Evenstar

11-08-2002, 08:56 PM	#18
dragongirlG Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stock, the Shire Posts: 151	I like HP, thank you very much. Not this again...

11-08-2002, 09:10 PM	#19
Beruthiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Set adrift on the Great Sea Posts: 386	I think i will shout that thing about frodo what happened to you that would be hilarious.... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] and you know jk rowling(the one who wrote harry potter) where did she get the idea to put her name in that why like J.K. Rowling, J.R.R. Tolkien?? sad real sad __________________ ~I am not young enough to know everything~ Oscar Wilde

11-08-2002, 09:59 PM	#20
DarkRose Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Sauron's Garden Posts: 157	Apologies for barging into this comical area, but I felt that something needed to be said. People, I seriously doubt that the creator of this topic intended it to end up as a brawl between HP and LOTR. Reading a couple of these posts, and especially that last post made by Beruthiel, I am getting the feeling that this is not going to run so smoothly. I mean, honestly! This was meant for light humor. Naz10 is right in saying that he is allowed to have controversial opinions, and that he doesn't have to make sure that he doesn't offend everyone. When you think about it, it is very difficult to please everyone. So just let it go. I repeat- let his comment go. I, myself, am a 14 year old girl who likes HP and LOTR, but I didn't go after Naz10. If you didn't like it, simply move on. Also, this was not supposed to be a thread about which is better (HP or LOTR) or to make fun of the HP books. I find it silly for you all to start posting flaming comments about HP when that was uncalled for. It will only stir trouble, and no one wants that. There have been many HP VS LOTR thread before, and next to no good has come out of them. We. Do. Not. Want. Trouble. So, for all of our sakes, lighten up and move along. __________________ "All rivers go to the sea, yet never does the sea become full."

11-09-2002, 07:20 AM	#21
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	JUST to give information... J.K. Rowlins used her initials not to copy J.R.R. Tolkien but because her publisher (I think thats it) suggested it because boys wouldn't believe that a woman would know so much about being a boy. Mind you, I'm paraphrasing from an interview I had read. Now back to the fun..... __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

11-09-2002, 09:24 AM	#22
TealDude3 Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Bebop Posts: 138	Thank you for clearing that up DarkRose. It seems every time someone mentions HP on this site someone has to say something about it. And to the people that started it: "Do not meddle in the affairs of HP fans, for they are subtle and quick to anger." [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's.

11-09-2002, 10:30 AM	#23
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Well, I must say this thread is a bit confusing. The title is about the TTT premiere, but all the posts are about the HP premiere. Anyway, I've got something that you should NOT do at the TTT premiere. If it ends like the book, with Frodo being stung by Shelob, you should not stand up and yell, "Don't worry folks! He isn't really dead!" Okay, lame because Shelob probably won't be in TTT, but imagining myself doing that cracked me up, 'cause when Gandalf died in FotR, and the people around me were gasping and saying "Oh no" I almost felt like assuring them that he was coming back. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-09-2002, 01:00 PM	#24
Azaelia of Willowbottom Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: By the Sea Posts: 455	(I'm really sorry, Naz10 and others, I didn't mean to start anything. I know we're all entitled to our opinions, and once in a while we're going to take offence with each other. Shrug it happens. Now let's get back to the fun!) Should not do at TTT Premiere: Stand up and randomly shout insults at the Orcs, or Saruman, Or the Lord of the Nazgul, or Wormtongue... basically any "bad guy" on screen at the time.(I've been known to do this at home, but not in the theater, and never to LOTR) I can't see myself doing that, but still... __________________ "Wherever I have been, I am back."

11-09-2002, 02:38 PM	#25
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	Don't be sorry. __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

11-10-2002, 06:56 PM	#27
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	i'm gonna stand outside the theater on a soapbox and insult hp until they take me out kicking and screaming. __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

11-10-2002, 07:34 PM	#28
Rose Cotton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A place worse then Mordor........School! Posts: 1,075	I hope you don't mind if I'm part of the angry Harry Potter fan mob that hangs you when you do that Naz. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)

11-10-2002, 09:18 PM	#29
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	I'll be sure to pack a beretta. __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

11-10-2002, 09:21 PM	#30
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	NO! I'll kidnap that kid who plays harry potter! i bet the fans will pay alot to get him back, expecually when i start sending his fingers to them in the mail... __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

11-11-2002, 11:45 AM	#31
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	You can do that?!?!? (Send fingers through the mail.) Kewl! Okay, I will go back to the topic, 'cause I was having fun. (What the world needs now if Fun! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ) Do NOT do at HP premier: When HP comes on the screen yell "Dark magic will not avail you! Go back to the shadows from whence you came! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" While standing and waving a sword and staff around like Gandalf. (Oh - you do have swords and staffs, right? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ) When the head wizard guy, (whatever his name is) comes on, scream Mithrander is dead! And then sing the lament for Gandlaf REAL LOUD!!!!! Things to do at TTT: Stand up and fight the Orcs in pantomime with Aragorn. Audinces love this! Seriously! Swoon when the hero you personally like come on screen. "Arwen? What in the name of Eru are YOU doing here?!?!?!?" When she comes on the screen. Stand at the door and make sure all who enter have read the books. If they haven't make them sit outside with a copy of LotR and don't let them in until they have AT LEAST read through TTT!!! Okay, my burst of creativness was all used up! See y'all later! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

11-11-2002, 09:12 PM	#32
Morgul Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Dontgonearthe Castle Posts: 414	dont do at HP premiere: attempt to kill the wannabe orc(dobby) when harry and ron go into the forbidden forest and see SPIDERS dont: Shout out " go back to the shadows from whence you came, spawn of Ungoliant!!!!" Start screaming anything in particular about mirkwood, shelob or ungoliant Dont start singing "old fat spider spinning in a tree! old fat spider cant see me! attercop attercop!! wont you stop, stop your spinning and look for me? old tomnoddy, all big body, old tomnoddy cant spy me! attercop attercop!! down you drop! youll never catch me up your tree!" __________________ Athrabeth is still doing the wave for Boromir the Disco-King Oh...and call me Morgy!

11-11-2002, 09:16 PM	#33
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . HA!! Need I say more? Okay. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

11-11-2002, 09:19 PM	#34
Morgul Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Dontgonearthe Castle Posts: 414	Sorry Rose Cotton, it'll be a double hanging, I'm with Naz10 on this one!!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ Athrabeth is still doing the wave for Boromir the Disco-King Oh...and call me Morgy!

11-12-2002, 06:05 PM	#35
TealDude3 Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Bebop Posts: 138	Not to do at HP premiere: When the HP owl (or whatever the heck his name is), scream really loud: "Ceribian from Dunland! HIDE!!" And then duck under the seats. __________________ I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's.

11-12-2002, 08:38 PM	#36
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That last was great Tealdude3! Muy comico!!! Hee hee hee! __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

11-12-2002, 11:27 PM	#38
Morgul Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Dontgonearthe Castle Posts: 414	take a cut out sword to the HP premiere and when you see spiders yell " i shall give you a name, i shall call you sting!" and then sing the attercop song' old fat spider sitting in a tree!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ Athrabeth is still doing the wave for Boromir the Disco-King Oh...and call me Morgy!