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Old 08-12-2002, 03:21 PM   #1
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Crazy Captions!!

Okay, this is a simple game of captions, here's what you do: just look at the picture that's been posted and think of a caption for it. Every so often I'll post a new picture, and anyone else can post a pic. Here's the first one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 08-12-2002, 03:35 PM   #2
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"listen frodo, don't mock sam for his interior decorating, this candle holder would look very nice next to your table!"
i know, not very funny.
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Old 08-12-2002, 03:43 PM   #3
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Old 08-12-2002, 03:48 PM   #4
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Merry: "What do you mean, 'it doesn't have enough candles'?!?! You'renot even Jewish!"
Sam: "C'mon, I said give up the unleavened bread!"
Pippin: "That's lembas."
Sam: "Smart aleck."
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Old 08-12-2002, 04:53 PM   #5
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Sam: I'll have you, Long- oh, wait, wrong room. Hey! Is that a goose-down comforter? I've always liked those. . .Hey guys, I'll catch up to you in a second.

Okay, so I'm no comedian, but I tried!
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Old 08-12-2002, 05:11 PM   #6
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That's right! All you gotta do to win this here fancy chandelier is guess what Sam has in his hands.

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Merry: If you want some of this, you'll have to come through Sam!
Sam: What!?

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Doon't look now, boot I think Sam's hairr is on fier.
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Old 08-12-2002, 09:25 PM   #7
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Legolas, " Ai Ai!! A Balrog is come!"
Gandalf, " And I am already weary. Ummm, Sam you take him."
Sam, "Yes Mr. Gandalf sir. I'll have you Balrog!!!"
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Old 08-13-2002, 11:08 AM   #8
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Sam 'Oops, I left my bow downstairs, Merry, shove that candlestick up his nose'

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Old 08-13-2002, 12:09 PM   #9
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Karate classes for Sam: $200

Solid oak chair for Pippin: $50

Standing in front of a Ranger with a sword while bearing only a candlestick: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Middle-earthCard.
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Old 08-13-2002, 12:23 PM   #10
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Pippin! I said a cross! Vampires aren't scared of tridents!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk....
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Old 08-13-2002, 02:42 PM   #11
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Hehehe! I like the Middle-Earth card one...hehe unfortunetly I don't have a very good sense of humor so...
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Old 08-13-2002, 03:50 PM   #12
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Lol, those are good!

Merry: That guy's taller than I thought he was!
Sam: Enough talk! Fight now! I am the Crouching Hobbit, the Hidden Dragon! Heya!
(I know that was lame...)

Shall we do another pic?

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Old 08-13-2002, 04:28 PM   #13
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Okay, here's my lame attempt.

Legolas: Yes! This is exactly how you play 'Duck Duck Goose'! My turn!
Frodo: But Legolas, you're in the mud pot.
Legolas: Awwww, anyone out there wanna trade?

And another!

Gandalf: Okay, its a new game I call 'Spear'. We try to stick as many of you Orcs on a sword in one thrust, and whoever gets the most wins!

Yet another!

Orcs: Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down!
Merry: Stoppit! Augh! So dizzy...
Pippin: CAlm down, Merry, they're only dancing! You don't have to scold them! Seriously, you're like my dad! *starts crying*
Aragorn: Great Merry, you killed Pippin!
Boromir: He's not dead, he's just crying.
Aragorn: Shut uuup! *fwaps Boromir*

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Old 08-13-2002, 04:46 PM   #14
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You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out! You put your right foot in and you shake it all about!
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Old 08-13-2002, 05:14 PM   #15
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Do you ever just have one of those days...
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Old 08-13-2002, 08:22 PM   #16
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Picture One:
Sam: One Potato, two potato, three potato, four...

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The Fellowship of the Rave.
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Old 08-13-2002, 09:25 PM   #17
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Elanor, forgive me. I am stealing your mastercard idea.

Light-up staff: $2.00
Authentic set of bows and arrows: $150
Patterns for sweet medieval halloween costumes: $30
Being the center of attention at your first halloween night rave: priceless
There's just some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Frodocard.
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Old 08-13-2002, 10:42 PM   #18
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To borrow from Douglas Adams -

Legolas: We’re trapped now, aren’t we?
Gandalf: Errrrr…yes, we’re trapped.
Frodo: Well, didn’t you think of anything?
Gandalf: Oh, yes, but unfortunately it rather involved being on the other side of the Bridge of Khazad-dm - far away from this army of Orcs all around us.
Sam: So what happens next?
Gandalf: More orcs will crawl down these mighty stone columns and then we'll be attacked by a Balrog and we’ll die in about thirty seconds.
Aragorn: So this is it. We’re going to die.
Gandalf: Yes…except…No! Wait a minute, what’s this door to a secret escape tunnel?
Aragorn: What? Where?
Gandalf: No, I was only fooling. We are going to die after all.
Aragorn: You know it’s at times like this, when I’m surrounded by goblins with 4 hobbits, an elf, a dwarf, a forgetful wizard and a guy who wants us to use the Enemy's Ring, and about to die of horrible wounds in a fierce battle that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Gandalf: Why, what did she tell you?
Aragorn: I don’t know, I didn’t listen.
Gandalf: Huh! Terrific.
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Old 08-14-2002, 08:52 AM   #19
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2 things, both to Lostgaeriel. 1: Heehee, hilarious. 2: I KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THE LAST PART OF YOUR SIGNATURE!!! IT'S FROM THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY!!!!! I'M CURRENTLY READING THE BOOK! MOOAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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Old 08-14-2002, 03:33 PM   #20
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'Are those swords? or are you just pleased to see us?'

or

'Go go gadget staff'

Not feeling very imaginative tonight.
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Old 08-14-2002, 06:35 PM   #21
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BACK FANGIRLS, BACK!!
ok, im dissapointed in myself too.
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Old 08-15-2002, 12:33 PM   #22
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Lol, those are good! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Next pic!
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Old 08-15-2002, 12:37 PM   #23
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Sam: Frodo! I've got wonderful news!
Frodo: Tell me. Now.
Sam: There's food here!
Frodo: Really? YAYAY! *jumps up and does Irish jig*

I realize that that was lame, but bah.
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Old 08-15-2002, 02:01 PM   #24
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My lame attempt:

Sam: Wake up! Wake up! Santa left a whole bunch of presents!

Frodo: Woohoo! Hey, Gandalf, get up! We want to open our presents!

Gandalf (asleep in chair): *grumble, grumble* Stupid hobbits, never give you a moment's rest...

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Old 08-16-2002, 07:01 AM   #25
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Frodo - 'Aaarrghhh!
Sam - 'Oh darn, I thought I had to kiss sleeping beauty BEFORE he woke up!
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Old 08-16-2002, 10:46 AM   #26
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Sam: Frodo! Frodo! You're alive!
Frodo: I am? $^@$%! I thought I was dead, and rid of this stupid Ring and this stupid quest! Rats, foiled again!

yes, I know, tis not funny in the slightest, but it's a better way to be spending my time then to be blowing things up and such...
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Sam: Get up, Frodo! We're making pancakes!

Next:
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Old 08-17-2002, 11:34 AM   #28
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"i..am so sacered right now..."
well, some one had to do a blair witch parody [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 08-17-2002, 11:42 AM   #29
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Good one, NN10!

Frodo: Hmmm, something smells in here...
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Old 08-17-2002, 11:58 AM   #30
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Lol! I have a twisted sense of humor...

Frodo: Ignore the hand, and it'll go away.

OR...

Frodo: Gandalf, I know it's you.
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Old 08-17-2002, 12:57 PM   #31
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Gandalf: Wooga Booga booga!!!! hahahha
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Old 08-17-2002, 01:58 PM   #32
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Metacarpalsphobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a hand is about to grab you.

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Old 08-17-2002, 04:37 PM   #33
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(All together now audience)

HE'S BEHIND YOU!!!

or

(voice from offstage) 'Frodo, keep still, his vision is based on movememt, if you stay still, he can't see you'
(with acknowledgement to Jurassic Park)
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Old 08-17-2002, 05:25 PM   #34
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Hey! Lego o'my eggo!
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Old 08-17-2002, 07:35 PM   #35
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Frodo: Hmmmm..... This place is pretty dark. Where's a copy of Mario Sunshine when you need it.
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Old 08-18-2002, 03:01 AM   #36
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*duh duh... duh duh.. duh duh duh duh duh duh duh.. DUH DUH DUH DUH!*

Frodo: AUGH!!!! HELP! IT'S GOT ME! AUGH! THING HAS FINALLY GOTTEN ME!

Gandalf: It's me, you ninny! Who is Thing?

Frodo: You know, from the Adam's Family! HE's been out to get me ever since I never returned his high five...

I know it sucks, but I thought it was funny!
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Old 08-18-2002, 06:36 AM   #37
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Gandalf: Frodo! Don't get so close to the camera. Your scareing the audience!
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Old 08-18-2002, 12:44 PM   #38
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is it just me or does he look a little blue?? hmm..

*voice from audience*: Frodo!! you're turning violet!!
Gandalf: it always goes wrong with the deserts...

(yes I know, lame attempt to copy willy wonka and the chocolate factory)
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Old 08-19-2002, 08:52 AM   #39
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Now I can't help but laugh out loud when I see these scenes in the movie.
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