The Lord of the Grins.

[narfforc]

I have finished writing this Parody. It consists of The Followship of the Ring, The Two Townies and The Retinue of The King. The characters are Legless Greenteeth son of Thatfool, King of The Silly Elves of Northern Murkeywood, Grimy son of Grubby, of the line of Dunin Coalking of Khaziboom, Borrowit son of Denizen Stalwart of Minus Thrifty, The Grand Alf (Stage name of Alfred Grey), Paragon son of Paramount The Heir of Everdulls son Evenduller, Meretricious Brandishmuck (Messy), Perigrinate Talk (Pipsqueak), Stan Gamble son of Hamfist (The Grafter) and Fido son of Doggo. They must destroy The Nose-Ring of Sourone of Bad-Odour in the land of Morbid, by chucking it into the Cracks of Gloom in the Sanctum Noir of Mount Horridruin. In their way are The Nasal or Ring-Cyclists and their Lord, The Witchy-King of Wagner, Also Sourman of Oldcrank and his legions of Dorks. You will meet Tom Bombastic and Goldigger his Lovely young wife, Theocrat, King of Bovine, who sits on The Pocelain Throne in his Hall of Milkingshed in the capitol of Udderas. His people are The Ruminates or Riders of Ridicule, of which Earmore son of Earnaught is a Third Master. I am just leaving Faraway with Smear-Gob/Grumble heading towards The Staircase of Critter Ungodly and an encounter with the kin of her Ungodliaunt, Sheblob the fast food addict. Anyone wanting a sneak preview?????? Email narfforc@gmail.com