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12-15-2002, 05:08 PM
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Wight
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What would YOU pick?
I thought of this while reading a thread in Books....
Sauron made a Ring of Power...what would you make? Try to make it funny and original! I, personally, would make a sweater of power because i'm always cold...could you imagine that? On the front "Sweater of Power" on the back "Don't touch"!
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12-15-2002, 07:03 PM
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Sword of the Spirit
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I would make wallpaper that would bring you sweet dreams of beautiful places... Hmmm... Ahhh...
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12-15-2002, 07:31 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars
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The Twinkie of Doom. Honestly, they've got minds of their own, they're evil, and they're a good symbol of the "industrial revolution" that people commoly connect with Sauron, orcs, and Saruman.
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12-15-2002, 07:59 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
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A nice ankle bracelet perhaps?
Or a mitten? (the doom of all free peoples of Middle Earth is...*drumroll please...a Mitten!) [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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12-15-2002, 08:45 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: somewhere between here and there
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A bright yellow rubber duckie.
(this is not actually my idea. a good friend of mine is working on a short story, which is where i stole this from.) One duck to rule them all One duck to find them One duck to bring them all And in the darkness *QUACK*! hehe...sorry, i'll stop now.
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12-15-2002, 08:54 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
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Hmm......
The One Tree Controls the enviromentalists, and all their followers. So tall, it takes on many forms, Douglas Fir, Grand Fir, Redwood, Pine, never, never cut it down for a christmas tree. One Tree to Rule Them All One Tree to Bring Them All And in it's branches bind them. In the Forrests where Tree Huggers Lie.
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12-15-2002, 10:26 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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The One Gel-Pen. What I write, comes true. Or I could make The One Typrwriter or The One Word Processor for speedier world domination.
"It was a dark and stormy night" *instant thunder crash* "Every person who ever hit one of my cats with their car will be cursed for the rest of their lives, and cats will hiss at them and scratch them wherever they go" etc. I wouldn't really do that, I guess, but when you talk about emulating the Dark Lord it puts me in an evil state of mind. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Let's try something nicer: "The sun broke over the hill and lo, the grass was green and the waters ran blue and clear...which was rather odd because its December, but nevermind that...and all wars ceased and suddenly everyone felt a great and deep love for Jesus and an all encompassing love for mankind well up inside them, so that they felt compelled to do the utmost good wherever they went." But of course the One Gel-Pen/Typewriter/Word Processor would automatically correct my grammar for me. And that's the best part.
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12-16-2002, 06:12 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: A place worse then Mordor........School!
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The One Bandaid for the most intense boo boos only.
Or... The One Mushroom! Of course the entire adventure would end when Bilbo found the one mushroom in Gollum's cave and would decide to eat it. Or... The One Anvil. Imagine Frodo trying to lug that all the way to Mt. Doom. I give anyone permision, if they want, to write a fanfiction about that. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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12-16-2002, 01:10 PM
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I'll make the ring of powder.
Imagine this: Sauron has just completed the ring and he tells those who operated the bellows: - Ok you guys can blow. HA HA HA HA |
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12-16-2002, 01:38 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
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The one spagetti-strapped flower top. Imagine Sauron wearing that.
or The one radio of power. It always plays what I want it to... and whatever happens in the songs comes true...
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12-16-2002, 02:22 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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The one pringle- this was a friends idea
Mine would be the one lollipop of power- not exactly the best, but im eating one right now [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] also, u can actually buy these sweets- jelly rings id probably want one of those! ive tried wearing one for as long as possible.. i usually eat it after about 5 minutes
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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12-16-2002, 02:23 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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incidentally, this lollipop tastes like perfume... the one lollipop of power will not. otherwise it wouldnt be so tempting!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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12-16-2002, 02:52 PM
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Vegetable of Doom
Join Date: Oct 2002
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I can just imagine Boromir going,
So this is the blade that cut the one tree from Sauron's field... Well I thought it was funny! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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12-16-2002, 02:59 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
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LOL!!! so can i [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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12-16-2002, 06:14 PM
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Etheral Enchantress
Join Date: Feb 2002
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I think The One Thong or The One Pair of Underwear. That way, no one could really steal it...
The One Brain...I certainly don't have that... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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12-16-2002, 07:26 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Do you mean like the Girdle of Hippolyta, VanimaEdhel? Watch out for Hercules if you're going to try that... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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12-16-2002, 08:14 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2002
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My friend and I (while eating lunch) came up with "The One Lasaigna" Just because she was trying to eat perogie lasagnia and it was falling all over....yeah...
One Lasainga To rule them all One Lasainga to find them One Lasainga to bring them all and in the darkness bind them! How scary does that sound! lol...
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12-16-2002, 10:35 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The Wild (I just love solar powered computers, don't you?
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Quote:
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12-17-2002, 07:59 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
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One tooth to hurt them all
One tooth to kill them. One tooth to bring them all And in the darkness bring them. In the dentists where the shadows lie. The one Sock The one computer The one boyfriend The one key The one necklace The one bracelet The one eye ,etc. |
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12-17-2002, 08:38 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Nov 2002
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These are all great. I think I've got one, however, that takes into account the truly evil nature of it's maker:
The One Impossible Stack of Pointless Beauracratic Paperwork! Frodo: "I will fill out the paperwork of Mordor, though I do not know the way...and there is not enough coffee in all Middle Earth to keep me awake for it...and I can't spell very well...and why do they need to how much Bilbo's Great-Great-Great Aunt's Myna Bird weighed? Gandalf, what's Law B4969484995H?" [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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12-17-2002, 02:43 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
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[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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12-18-2002, 04:02 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Edoras... er, Philadelphia
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The one clump of used kitty litter of power
MUAHAHAHA
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12-18-2002, 04:20 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Dec 2002
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While reading Return of the King, I noticed that Frodo and Sam's journey through Mordor was as angst-filled as the final exam week I was going through.
Perhaps the One Exam...but that actually sounds like a break after six exams!
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12-18-2002, 05:49 PM
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Etheral Enchantress
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Actually, I just chose the thong because I wanted to see how people would react to the word "thong" in here...and because I like thongs. Although, you'd need to wash it now and then, I would imagine. Then anything could happen to it...
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12-18-2002, 06:28 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
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Personally I don't like thongs (I find them uncomfortable). Though it's funny to think of:
"...And all the washers and dryers fell to the power of the Thong....."
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12-18-2002, 06:30 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2002
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What about The One Glass Eye? I would like to see someone pop THAT one out...
I thought that was really funny, Vanima, lol....i could just imagine that...
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12-18-2002, 07:37 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Dec 2002
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The one voice
(Sauroman)??
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12-19-2002, 01:18 PM
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Hmmm...How about the One Ring Pop, just like the original, only tastier! Or maybe the One Mattress Tag: Frodo must return the mattress to Mount Doom and cast it into the fire so that no one can remove it's tag! Hehe. I think that already exists though, I mean, why can't you remove them? What will happen? If anyone is feeling brave enough, please remove your mattress tag and keep us posted on what evil things happen to you! Hehe. Ok, that's all I have for now! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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12-20-2002, 09:04 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Dec 2002
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"RRRRIINNGG Pop! ....It's a lollypop, without a stick...
...a ring of power you can lick! (hehehe, lol prisca!)
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12-21-2002, 03:49 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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And what color would the one thong be? WOuld it be gold and then have writng pop up in red when you take it out of the washer/dryer? And would you be invisible if you put on the one thong? Well, just some thougts, but its a funny idea.
As for my idea, it would be the beer of power. But since I would drink it all, it would actually be the one recipe for the beer of power. And you need the exact one recipe to make it, no duplicates. The drunker you get, the more power you have. To become invisible, you have to chug a beer. To become uninvisible, you have to puke it out, or as I prefer, to use the bathroom.
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12-21-2002, 03:59 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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The one TV, everyone becomes slave to the TV's power. Imagine a couch potato Gollum!
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12-22-2002, 04:40 PM
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Etheral Enchantress
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It would be leopard-print. And no: it wouldn't make you invisible, because then no one could see how good you looked in the thong!
It would make you...look 30 pounds lighter...oh wait, then I'd be 40 pounds underweight for my height. Scratch that: how about 5 pounds lighter. Better idea: they make you look however you want, so you don't need to seduce people with your voice, you can do it with your looks. So you can be a complete moron and still rule! Hmmm...that explains the draw some men seem to have to Britney Spears *gags*...she's harboring the One Thong...
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12-24-2002, 12:53 AM
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Beholder of the Mists
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Love the Twinkie of Power idea, some others that I would consider would be the one Doughnut of power (but that looks too much like a ring) and of course for me, the one handbag of power, because a handbag looks normal and simple on the outside, but has so much hiding on the inside.
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12-24-2002, 03:21 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Love the Thong idea, LOL!
I can only think of this: "There was a hush, and all turned their eyes on Frodo. He was shaken by a sudden shame and fear; and he felt a great reluctance to reveal The One Lintball!
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12-24-2002, 05:16 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Aug 2002
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I'd have to go with the One Remote-control (for T.V.). Mine certainly has a mind of its own. But its powers are a bit different than the one ring. We don't disappear but it does, especially when we wants it. And wees gets desperate and throws cushions and slaver and rant and rave to finds it....my own...my love....my precious. We haves to find it 'cause we can't go and turn the T.V. knobs. It burns our fingers!
And others steal our precious....our remote...not to destroy, to use! And we hates them forever. So we waits till they sleep and we sneaks to them AND takes it back! [ December 24, 2002: Message edited by: hobbitlass ]
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12-24-2002, 06:18 AM
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Wight
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Can I just write something in reference to VanimaEdhel's 'One underwear to rule them all'? A pair of underwear with a will of its own....it would have some pretty intense and painful ways of escaping...ouch [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] . And one lasagna? Two hobbits in the middle of a barren land with little to no food, apart from a lasagna...how long do you think that would last? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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12-24-2002, 07:01 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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hmm tough one (but quite original if I may say so.)
Ehm I think I would make an evil glass of beer. haha picture that. One glass of beer to rule them all. Hey what's that This my friend is a glass of beer. Nazgull comes in and steel's the beer. And then the Darklord would be a fat guy from Allabama that drink's beer, beat's up his wife and goes bowling with his friends. hmmm maybe it is maybe it issn't. To be or not to drink the evil beer. That's the question. (Okay ill just f*ck off now) Greetings from Helkahothion ________ Subaru Sambar History Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:57 AM. |
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12-24-2002, 11:22 AM
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Wight
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Lol, Arwen, about the lasagnia: my friend said exactly the same thing:
Frodo and Sam get to mount doom (Mt. Brooke in our case <cough> it's a LONG story), and they're about to throw it in (starving and hungry) when all of a sudden Sam stares at Frodo. "But Mr. Frodo!" Sam cries. "No, Sam, I must do this!" "But can't you just EAT it!"
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12-24-2002, 01:40 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
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Hmm....how about the one computer!
Here's a conversation between Frodo and Gollum about the One Computer in the year 2002: "Please don't destroy me preciousssss. Our preciousss is our only form of comunication." "No! I must throw it into the Office Window of Doom! It has a mind of it's own. Besides if you give me a large sum of money I'll buy you a Apple Computer instead. Everyone knows Windows Computers are evil tools of the Dark Lord Bill Gates."
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