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Hookbill the Goomba · 02-09-2006, 06:36 AM

Fortunately, a Balrog sneezed on him.

JennyHallu · 02-09-2006, 06:45 AM

Unfortunately, Balrog snot burns off hedgehog prickles, leaving him bald as a naked mole rat.

Glirdan · 02-09-2006, 06:45 AM

Unfortunately, he actually sneezed on Frodo who gained super human abilities from Galadriel. Secretly of course.

Tuor of Gondolin · 02-09-2006, 07:15 AM

Fortunately for Frodo, he passed a daughter of
the fox who was still trying to work out what happened
to those hobbits that had passed her father by in the
shire, and Frodo thought it would be cool to give
superpowers to a fox, so he did so, and then finally
was able to go rowing to catch up to Gandalf sailing west.

JennyHallu · 02-09-2006, 07:53 AM

Unfortunately it was an EVIL FOXY LADY VIXEN CREATURE!!!! And now it had Super-Powers!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-09-2006, 08:16 AM

Fortunately, the most ugly creature in the universe picked up the Ring and so the fox creature was so horrified that it melted.

JennyHallu · 02-09-2006, 08:20 AM

Unfortunately, I used the Ring to make myself beautiful and everyone else look like a partially melted evil foxy lady vixen creature.

Tuor of Gondolin · 02-09-2006, 08:57 AM

Fortunately, Luthien and Arwen, on a
girls only holiday away from the
Halls of Waiting (their mates were getting
really antsy after a few thousand years of
non-orc slaying) convinced the
evil foxy lady vixen creature to come over
from the Dark Side (they'd been watching
the good first three made Star Wars movies
at a metroplex in Valinor.
(The valar were having some licensing
problem with dvds).

JennyHallu · 02-09-2006, 09:00 AM

Unfortunately, though the evil foxy lady vixen creature wanted to come, she was melted three or four posts ago and stuck to the floor. She let Pippin go instead.

Tuor of Gondolin · 02-09-2006, 09:08 AM

But fortunately, the melted fox was only an
experimental clone, so now
the evil foxy lady vixen creature
had to go with Pippin, who of
course couldn't go without Merry,
and they of course couldn't go without their
wives, all of whom needed horses,
which got so complicated that Luthien
and Arwen told them to forget the
whole thing and convinced Manwe
to take away any foxes superpowers and give them to,
IN an amazing plot twist........
THE SON OF GOLLUM!
(would he be good or evil?)

JennyHallu · 02-09-2006, 09:19 AM

Unfortunately, he was evil. And ugly. And angsty. But he did like Star Wars.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-09-2006, 09:19 AM

Fortunately, in case you forgot, the most ugly creature in the universe still had the Ring.

JennyHallu · 02-09-2006, 09:21 AM

Unfortunately I'm beautiful now, and have claimed the world, and me and Son of Gollum decided to hold a All Hail the Master--(oops, pardon me) MISTRESS of the Universe Party.

Wait. The beautiful bit is fortunate. It's just the Mistress of the Universe bit that has people worried.

Tuor of Gondolin · 02-09-2006, 11:33 AM

Fortunately (for those desiring Middle-earth domination)
only characters derived from the legendarium can
aspire to Middle-earth dominion (although other
areas such as Hogwarts or Narnia are open to control)
so Son of Gollum, also known as Smeagol Jr./Gollum the Lesser,
convinced the ugliest creature in the universe to give him
Ring Five (or is it Six

) which had just
a dash of the power of the original ring, but enough
for him to open a giant fish factory in Osgiliath
(financial backing provided by Elessar and
their silent partner Shelob, hey, a giant spider's got
to eat).

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-09-2006, 11:38 AM

It's back!

Unfortunately, the self-proclaimed master (sorry, mistress) of the universe was squished by a mysterious volcano with wheels. She were buried in the lava that was left by the Zooming Mountain.

JennyHallu · 02-09-2006, 11:39 AM

Unfortunately, convinced suddenly of my own non-existence, I (what's left of me)disappear in a puff of orange smoke to pursue my dreams of world-domination elsewhere.

Canada...anyone have dibs on Canada?

THE Ka · 02-09-2006, 07:02 PM

Fortunately, Eru who had been taking a coffee break on the veranda was suddenly struck with a memory that Arda had been brought about somehow, by himself, and soon returned to place Middle Earth, in what it always has been, Arda. The one ring was included into this reboot by means of a sneaky virus, which just happened to be an unfashionable creature called Gollum. Who soon took upon a rat-race with a orc, a few oliphants, and Frodo ( with or without Sam).

~ Aesthete

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-09-2006, 07:19 PM

Unfortunately, at the same time Elrond the Swindler was stealing candy frome hobbit children.

Eonwe · 02-09-2006, 07:58 PM

Fortuantely, every hobbit child that he met was having its birthday celebration. He only thought he was stealing. But that works out just right. It satasfies Elrond's need to dominate those weaker than himself, without really hurting anyone.

JennyHallu · 02-09-2006, 09:16 PM

Unfortunately, all the candy gave Elrond a stomachache, and a large cavity.

Glirdan · 02-09-2006, 09:33 PM

Fortunately, The Mouth of Sauron's dentist was in Rivendell for a visit and he fixed that cavity up right away.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-10-2006, 12:31 AM

Unfortunately, the dentist went a bit mad and tried to cut Elrond's lips off.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-10-2006, 01:41 AM

Fortunately, religious aliens came by and turned Middle-Earth into a big ball of glass, killing the dentist before he could attack Elrond.

Enedhilion · 02-10-2006, 07:37 AM

Unfortunately, the attacking aliens decided to attack Elrond, anyway.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-10-2006, 07:49 AM

Fortunately, Elrond was not known as the Swindler for no reason. In a cunning way he got the aliens to surrender all their weapons to him, change middle-earth to what it used to be, give him 10.000 barrels of coal and go home.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-10-2006, 11:13 AM

Unfortunately for the aliens, Eru got ticked off
that they had tried to mess with Middle-earth
and sent them to the most horrible
place imaginable, the movie remake of The Pink Panther.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-10-2006, 11:20 AM

Fortunately, the dentist forgot all about Elrond and went back to Mordor and Elrond went for a walk in the countryside.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-10-2006, 11:24 AM

Unfortunately Elrond's dental hygenist (the only one
resident in Rivendell) had recently
married Strider, thus revealing the true reason
movie Elrond was opposed to Arwen's going to Gondor to live.
(Boy, is that guy one selfish elf! Like they don't have
toothaches in Gondor!)

elronds_daughter · 02-11-2006, 09:28 AM

Fortunately, Elrond was so desperate that he hired the only other known dental expert in the area: Saruman. He ain't called "the White" for nothin'!

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-11-2006, 09:54 AM

Unfortunately, Saruman's dental hygenist is Wormtongue.

Meneltarmacil · 02-11-2006, 11:28 AM

Fortunately, Wormtongue actually did have a great deal of knowledge about dentistry, much more so than it would appear

Glirdan · 02-11-2006, 12:33 PM

Unfortunately, Arwen mistook Wormtongue for Glorfindel and she knocked him off his horse, hid him in a bush and stole his horse. She was in a rush to get to Gondor because of all the poor dental hygiene.

Meneltarmacil · 02-11-2006, 12:39 PM

Fortunately, a passing Oliphaunt gave Wormtongue a ride.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-11-2006, 02:16 PM

Unfortunately, it insisted that Wormtongue give him a ride after 10 minuets!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-11-2006, 02:26 PM

Fortunately, it was a very small Oliphaunt and it's name was Iggy.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-11-2006, 02:36 PM

Unfortunately, this meant it couldn't carry Wormtoung very fast or very far.

Glirdan · 02-11-2006, 03:07 PM

Fortunately, it went through osmosis and turned into a Nazgul.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-11-2006, 11:01 PM

. . . osmosis-formed Nazgûl has a lifespan of two seconds. After that, it explodes.

THE Ka · 02-12-2006, 12:04 AM

Fortunately, the Nazgul caught a ride on an ATP stallion and headed for the Golgi Apparatus highway of Rivendale...

~ Aesthete

Farael · 02-12-2006, 01:01 AM

Unfortunately, Gondor was calling for help because of the dental hygiene disaster and the ATP got spent while activating an Enzyme that would catalize the production of a chemical messegner, turning the ATP into ADP

Which it all means the ATP was no more and the REALLY soon to explode Nazghul had no longer a ride.

02-09-2006, 06:36 AM	#3121
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, a Balrog sneezed on him. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-09-2006, 06:45 AM	#3122
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,686	Unfortunately, Balrog snot burns off hedgehog prickles, leaving him bald as a naked mole rat. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-09-2006, 06:45 AM	#3123
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, he actually sneezed on Frodo who gained super human abilities from Galadriel. Secretly of course. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-09-2006, 07:15 AM	#3124
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately for Frodo, he passed a daughter of the fox who was still trying to work out what happened to those hobbits that had passed her father by in the shire, and Frodo thought it would be cool to give superpowers to a fox, so he did so, and then finally was able to go rowing to catch up to Gandalf sailing west. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

02-09-2006, 07:53 AM	#3125
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,686	Unfortunately it was an EVIL FOXY LADY VIXEN CREATURE!!!! And now it had Super-Powers!! __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-09-2006, 08:16 AM	#3126
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, the most ugly creature in the universe picked up the Ring and so the fox creature was so horrified that it melted. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-09-2006, 08:20 AM	#3127
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,686	Unfortunately, I used the Ring to make myself beautiful and everyone else look like a partially melted evil foxy lady vixen creature. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-09-2006, 08:57 AM	#3128
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately, Luthien and Arwen, on a girls only holiday away from the Halls of Waiting (their mates were getting really antsy after a few thousand years of non-orc slaying) convinced the evil foxy lady vixen creature to come over from the Dark Side (they'd been watching the good first three made Star Wars movies at a metroplex in Valinor. (The valar were having some licensing problem with dvds). __________________ Aure Entuluva!

02-09-2006, 09:00 AM	#3129
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,686	Unfortunately, though the evil foxy lady vixen creature wanted to come, she was melted three or four posts ago and stuck to the floor. She let Pippin go instead. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-09-2006, 09:08 AM	#3130
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	But fortunately, the melted fox was only an experimental clone, so now the evil foxy lady vixen creature had to go with Pippin, who of course couldn't go without Merry, and they of course couldn't go without their wives, all of whom needed horses, which got so complicated that Luthien and Arwen told them to forget the whole thing and convinced Manwe to take away any foxes superpowers and give them to, IN an amazing plot twist........ THE SON OF GOLLUM! (would he be good or evil?) __________________ Aure Entuluva!

02-09-2006, 09:19 AM	#3131
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,686	Unfortunately, he was evil. And ugly. And angsty. But he did like Star Wars. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-09-2006, 09:19 AM	#3132
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, in case you forgot, the most ugly creature in the universe still had the Ring. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-09-2006, 09:21 AM	#3133
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,686	Unfortunately I'm beautiful now, and have claimed the world, and me and Son of Gollum decided to hold a All Hail the Master--(oops, pardon me) MISTRESS of the Universe Party. Wait. The beautiful bit is fortunate. It's just the Mistress of the Universe bit that has people worried. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-09-2006, 11:33 AM	#3134
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately (for those desiring Middle-earth domination) only characters derived from the legendarium can aspire to Middle-earth dominion (although other areas such as Hogwarts or Narnia are open to control) so Son of Gollum, also known as Smeagol Jr./Gollum the Lesser, convinced the ugliest creature in the universe to give him Ring Five (or is it Six ) which had just a dash of the power of the original ring, but enough for him to open a giant fish factory in Osgiliath (financial backing provided by Elessar and their silent partner Shelob, hey, a giant spider's got to eat). __________________ Aure Entuluva!

02-09-2006, 11:38 AM	#3135
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	It's back! Unfortunately, the self-proclaimed master (sorry, mistress) of the universe was squished by a mysterious volcano with wheels. She were buried in the lava that was left by the Zooming Mountain. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 02-09-2006 at 11:42 AM.

02-09-2006, 11:39 AM	#3136
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,686	Unfortunately, convinced suddenly of my own non-existence, I (what's left of me)disappear in a puff of orange smoke to pursue my dreams of world-domination elsewhere. Canada...anyone have dibs on Canada? __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles! Last edited by JennyHallu; 02-09-2006 at 11:48 AM.

02-09-2006, 07:02 PM	#3137
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Fortunately, Eru who had been taking a coffee break on the veranda was suddenly struck with a memory that Arda had been brought about somehow, by himself, and soon returned to place Middle Earth, in what it always has been, Arda. The one ring was included into this reboot by means of a sneaky virus, which just happened to be an unfashionable creature called Gollum. Who soon took upon a rat-race with a orc, a few oliphants, and Frodo ( with or without Sam). ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

02-09-2006, 07:58 PM	#3139
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Fortuantely, every hobbit child that he met was having its birthday celebration. He only thought he was stealing. But that works out just right. It satasfies Elrond's need to dominate those weaker than himself, without really hurting anyone. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

02-09-2006, 09:16 PM	#3140
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,686	Unfortunately, all the candy gave Elrond a stomachache, and a large cavity. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-09-2006, 09:33 PM	#3141
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, The Mouth of Sauron's dentist was in Rivendell for a visit and he fixed that cavity up right away. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-10-2006, 12:31 AM	#3142
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, the dentist went a bit mad and tried to cut Elrond's lips off. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-10-2006, 01:41 AM	#3143
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, religious aliens came by and turned Middle-Earth into a big ball of glass, killing the dentist before he could attack Elrond. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-10-2006, 07:37 AM	#3144
Enedhilion Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 19	Unfortunately, the attacking aliens decided to attack Elrond, anyway.

02-10-2006, 11:13 AM	#3146
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for the aliens, Eru got ticked off that they had tried to mess with Middle-earth and sent them to the most horrible place imaginable, the movie remake of The Pink Panther. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-10-2006, 11:20 AM	#3147
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, the dentist forgot all about Elrond and went back to Mordor and Elrond went for a walk in the countryside. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-10-2006, 11:24 AM	#3148
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Elrond's dental hygenist (the only one resident in Rivendell) had recently married Strider, thus revealing the true reason movie Elrond was opposed to Arwen's going to Gondor to live. (Boy, is that guy one selfish elf! Like they don't have toothaches in Gondor!) __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-11-2006, 09:28 AM	#3149
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 740	Fortunately, Elrond was so desperate that he hired the only other known dental expert in the area: Saruman. He ain't called "the White" for nothin'! __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

02-11-2006, 09:54 AM	#3150
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Saruman's dental hygenist is Wormtongue. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-11-2006, 11:28 AM	#3151
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, Wormtongue actually did have a great deal of knowledge about dentistry, much more so than it would appear __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-11-2006, 12:33 PM	#3152
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, Arwen mistook Wormtongue for Glorfindel and she knocked him off his horse, hid him in a bush and stole his horse. She was in a rush to get to Gondor because of all the poor dental hygiene. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-11-2006, 12:39 PM	#3153
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, a passing Oliphaunt gave Wormtongue a ride. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-11-2006, 02:16 PM	#3154
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, it insisted that Wormtongue give him a ride after 10 minuets! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-11-2006, 02:36 PM	#3156
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, this meant it couldn't carry Wormtoung very fast or very far. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-11-2006, 03:07 PM	#3157
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, it went through osmosis and turned into a Nazgul. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-11-2006, 11:01 PM	#3158
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Unfortunately . . . . . . osmosis-formed Nazgûl has a lifespan of two seconds. After that, it explodes. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...