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02-25-2004, 03:01 PM | #81 |
Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie
Posts: 113
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Things I'd do if I were Eru (Note: You are entering the mind of a Hobbit. BEWARE!)
1: Introduce blackjack to the local elf population and see what happens 2: Have Pippin develop an acute addiction to mushrooms 3: Make HOBBITS immortal 4: Reunite Elrond and Celebrian (HAPPINESS!) 5: dye my hair red........ 6: Turn Saruman into a two year old 7: Give Legolas an obsession with treasure!!!!
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! |
02-25-2004, 05:07 PM | #82 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Wind's Road
Posts: 467
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Eru...
...I would name my pet fish Uncle Jebediah
...I would descend on Mordor with a giant toothpick...[insert evil laugh here] ...I would rename Frodo "Raymond" and finally... I WOULD MAKE SOUP THE SUPREME RULER OF MIDDLE-EARTH!!!! (setting aside me, of course) Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!! I'm sorry, I'm having a sudden, weird, obsession with soup...hmmm... Of course, this does NOT affect my obsession with LOTR whatsoever! Taa! Siri"Eru-for-a-day"thheruwen
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05-26-2008, 12:29 AM | #83 |
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If I were Eru and wanted to have some fun with the Middle-earthlings.... and btw I have a twisted sense of humor...
-I'd bring Morgoth out of the Void and make him invincible -I'd transform the orcs into men with superhuman fighting abilities -I'd give Angband and Mordor modern weapons -I'd make Denethor fireproof -Just for kicks, I'd drop an open bottle of Clear Eyes onto the eye of sauron -I'd call the fire department and have them put out the eye of sauron.... -I'd put Valinor back within reach of the world and make the defenses obsolete -I'd give Sauron the Ring -Or, I'd give MORGOTH the Ring -thats all for now, dont wanna overdo it |
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