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Gorwingel · 01-26-2003, 03:09 AM

Aragorn: I will kill all of you orcs with my sword, wait, this isn't a sword, and your not orcs! what, where am I?

Galenfea of Mirkwood. · 01-26-2003, 11:02 AM

For the hobbit one:
Pippin: Merry, I told you not to stick that thing down the plug!

Diamond18 · 01-26-2003, 04:59 PM

dragoneyes · 01-26-2003, 05:02 PM

Smeagol: Hey hey! Deagol! Hey! Can you lick your teeth like this? Hey, can you? can you?
Deagol: Smeagol. Shut up, I'm trying to fish.

Skippy the Nazgul · 01-26-2003, 05:12 PM

Smeagal: Did you notice our boat looks like a bathtub wrapped in a trash bag?

Your pal
Skip [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

cannedpoatoe · 01-26-2003, 06:27 PM

Smeagol: I bet i can hold my tongue like this longer than you
Deagol:Might as well....your going to kill me in a moment anyhow. (sigh)

Gorwingel · 01-27-2003, 12:19 AM

Smeagol: Hey, here is my best vampire impression, hissssssss...

Tar-Palantir · 01-27-2003, 01:47 AM

Deagol:
"Uh...Smeagol? You're really starting to creep me out man. And for goodness sake STOP calling me precious when you lick your lips!!!"

cannedpoatoe · 01-27-2003, 03:30 PM

Smeagol:hey look what i can do!
Deagol:Smeagol for the last time stop it! I'm trying to catch a fish!

ElentariGreenleaf · 01-27-2003, 03:35 PM

(HAY! Where do you get those Smeagal and Deagal pics from?)

Smeagal: Can't....... reach....... nose......... Must........ reach.....nose.....! Deagal...... will....... make........ fun........ if ......... I........ don't......... touch........ nose......... with........ tongue!
Deagal: Oh cut it out PLEASE!

TealDude3 · 01-27-2003, 04:05 PM

Here another one of my Photoshops. Sorry for the poor quality, still experimenting.

dragoneyes · 01-27-2003, 04:08 PM

Gandalf: You've asked me to hold this flag, why?

cannedpoatoe · 01-27-2003, 04:13 PM

Gandalf: Fool of a Took!!! Now you've done it! Because of you I have to carry around this flag instead of my staff! Pippin: Well it does look very err....stylish Gandalf:really? Does it now? hmm...

Diamond18 · 01-27-2003, 04:25 PM

I got the Inch-Me and Pinch-Me in a boat pic from a link Elendur provided in this thread.

For TealDude's pic:

Gandalf: "Warren Sapp is an Orc."
[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Gorwingel · 01-27-2003, 07:16 PM

Gandalf: The will of Sauron is forcing me to hold this flag, I am not a Tampa Bay fan at all, I am really an Oakland fan.

Tar-Palantir · 01-28-2003, 03:58 PM

Gandalf: "Frodo - you must throw this flag in the Cracks of Doom before halftime or all is lost!"

Diamond18 · 01-28-2003, 10:01 PM

So, how many Hobbits does it take to change a light bulb?

dragoneyes · 01-29-2003, 11:56 AM

Frodo: Maybe I should come down into the basement more often...

Airehiriel · 01-29-2003, 12:18 PM

Hah! At last, I caught that annoying firefly. *Next shot would be opening hand to look at it* Tinkerbell?!

Helkahothion · 01-29-2003, 01:57 PM

Okay my turn:

Historician:This it what it about looked like when cave men discovered the fire.

Greetings,

Anuion
________
RC51

ElentariGreenleaf · 01-29-2003, 02:41 PM

Sting: Hmmm, why is none of that light reflecting on me? Am I too covered in blood?

Hay, that's the next film. Is that one from lordoftherings.net?

cannedpoatoe · 01-29-2003, 03:46 PM

Frodo to himself:Maybe if I just stick it up there.....don't explode....don't explode

dragoneyes · 01-29-2003, 05:42 PM

Frodo: Ahh, yes. Giant spider, slight problem here, err... Hello? My name is Frodo, pleased to meet you...

Rose Cotton · 01-29-2003, 05:55 PM

Sam: Er..Mr. Frodo?

Frodo: Yes Sam?

Sam: I guess this isn't the best time to tell you that I have a severe case of arachnaphobia.

Frodo: Great. Just great.

i*love*orli · 01-29-2003, 08:30 PM

~this is gonna be lame...but you have been warned~

*strange noise*

SAM:WOAH! What is that SMELL?
FRODO:umm, well, err, ehh, SO...what do you think were gonna have for lunch?
SAM: FRODO! I thought I told you not to eat any more of the Lembas Burritos!
~yeah, lame. Im funny when im random...but i cant be funny on command...~ [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

i*love*orli · 01-29-2003, 08:44 PM

Sam and Frodo are walking up in the mountians with Smeagol...Suddenly, Sam spots a redish/pink box in some grass growning by the side of the path. Sam picks up the box. He sees the words "trixs" on the side of it. He looks strangely at it...then he decieds that he was going to eat it. SUDDENLY, Smeagol looks over at him and says "Silly Hobbitsy, Trix are for kids!"
~~~LAMO~~~ [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Gorwingel · 01-29-2003, 08:56 PM

Frodo (In the basement of Bag End): What did Bilbo store down here?

Blue Elf · 01-30-2003, 01:34 AM

Frodo: Sam...a little more light...we'll find that Ring eventually...

Sam: **muttering to himself** Why did he have to drop it in here of all places?

Tar-Palantir · 01-30-2003, 06:25 PM

Frodo in his best Jimmy Cliff voice:

I can see clearly now the rain is gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone all the dark clouds that made me blind
It's gonna be a bright, (bright) bright, (bright) sun shiny day
It's gonna be a bright, (bright) bright, (bright) sun shiny day

cannedpoatoe · 01-30-2003, 07:24 PM

Frodo(chanting in a sort of singing voice):I'm a little school girl , I'm a little school girl
Sam(somewhere nearby):He's finally cracked, knew i never should have easedropped.(sigh)

Rose Cotton · 01-30-2003, 07:47 PM

What's wrong with this picture. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Tigerlily Gamgee · 01-30-2003, 09:58 PM

I don't know... what's wrong with it?

Balin999 · 01-31-2003, 02:16 AM

Frodo: Sam.
Sam: ...

Frodo: SAM!
Sam: What? Leave me alone!

Frodo: Haven't you read the script?
Sam: Why???

Frodo: You're supposed to walk behind me ALL THE TIME!
Sam: But can't I just once...
Frodo: SAM!!!!

Sam: Ok, ok... *as he waits for Frodo to overtake him, he mutters something like "stupid P.j."*

Brinniel · 01-31-2003, 02:36 AM

Frodo: The closer I get to Mordor, the more slanted everything seems. Why is this happening?
Sam: I know why, Mr. Frodo. Because of the inbalance of good and evil, Middle-earth is slanting. Since the ring is getting heavier and heavier as we travel closer to Mordor, the entire land of Mordor and everywhere around it is beginning to slope downwards. At this rate, Middle-earth will be vertical before we even reach the black gate and we'll all fall to our deaths!
Frodo: You're not making sense, Sam. How can we all fall to our deaths? Middle-earth is round!
Sam: No, Mr. Frodo. It's flat.
Frodo: It's round!
Sam: It's flat!
Frodo: It's round!
Sam: It's flat!
Frodo: It's round!
Gollum: Stupid hobbitsess! They don't realize this is a hill we climb.

Airehiriel · 01-31-2003, 10:00 AM

Sam: *thought to himself* Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't have drunk that water over there...

Airehiriel · 01-31-2003, 10:02 AM

Rosseiliantiel · 01-31-2003, 10:33 AM

A recess scene at Durgbu Dashu School for Young Uruks. The teacher is the one who looks like her head is spoiled.
-or-
The raggy, dirty, helmeted-ones are sheep in orcs' clothing, and they're being shepherded by the head-spoiled one who is actually an, albeit pensive, collie.

Airehiriel · 01-31-2003, 10:39 AM

Pink hat girl: Why does mom keep telling me I fell in with the wrong crowd?

Helkahothion · 01-31-2003, 01:39 PM

Here I go again,

Girl: Is this the line to the post office.
Uruk-Hai: We are at war with Elves and Human's.
Girl: That must mean post office. Ill just get to the back of the line then.

*The girl walks to the back and hear's several times the word "retard"*

Greetings,

Anuion
________
Herbal health shop

eleanor_niphredil · 01-31-2003, 01:42 PM

Girl: Hmmm. A little chewy, and a tad to much mustard, but when it comes to it, these Uruk-Hai sandwiches arn't half bad!

01-26-2003, 03:09 AM	#921
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,436	Aragorn: I will kill all of you orcs with my sword, wait, this isn't a sword, and your not orcs! what, where am I? __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

01-26-2003, 11:02 AM	#922
Galenfea of Mirkwood. Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Road2Rivendell: 250miles (somewhere near Weathertop) Posts: 145	For the hobbit one: Pippin: Merry, I told you not to stick that thing down the plug! __________________ Do not mess with us, we are the first chocoholic elves! Arwen is evil and she's after the Ring! My plan is perfect, how dare you insult the perfectness of my perfect plan?-Sauron

01-26-2003, 04:59 PM	#923
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	__________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

01-26-2003, 05:02 PM	#924
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	Smeagol: Hey hey! Deagol! Hey! Can you lick your teeth like this? Hey, can you? can you? Deagol: Smeagol. Shut up, I'm trying to fish. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-26-2003, 05:12 PM	#925
Skippy the Nazgul Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Who wants ta know? Posts: 22	Smeagal: Did you notice our boat looks like a bathtub wrapped in a trash bag? Your pal Skip [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ Those cretins, though darn, dirty cretins. They've served me SPAM when I quite clearly said CRAM.

01-26-2003, 06:27 PM	#926
cannedpoatoe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: a place in the United States Posts: 54	Smeagol: I bet i can hold my tongue like this longer than you Deagol:Might as well....your going to kill me in a moment anyhow. (sigh) __________________ "dont tell the elf"-Gimli

01-27-2003, 12:19 AM	#927
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,436	Smeagol: Hey, here is my best vampire impression, hissssssss... __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

01-27-2003, 01:47 AM	#928
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Deagol: "Uh...Smeagol? You're really starting to creep me out man. And for goodness sake STOP calling me precious when you lick your lips!!!" __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

01-27-2003, 03:30 PM	#929
cannedpoatoe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: a place in the United States Posts: 54	Smeagol:hey look what i can do! Deagol:Smeagol for the last time stop it! I'm trying to catch a fish! __________________ "dont tell the elf"-Gimli

01-27-2003, 03:35 PM	#930
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 517	(HAY! Where do you get those Smeagal and Deagal pics from?) Smeagal: Can't....... reach....... nose......... Must........ reach.....nose.....! Deagal...... will....... make........ fun........ if ......... I........ don't......... touch........ nose......... with........ tongue! Deagal: Oh cut it out PLEASE! __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

01-27-2003, 04:05 PM	#931
TealDude3 Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Bebop Posts: 138	Here another one of my Photoshops. Sorry for the poor quality, still experimenting. __________________ I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's.

01-27-2003, 04:08 PM	#932
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	Gandalf: You've asked me to hold this flag, why? __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-27-2003, 04:13 PM	#933
cannedpoatoe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: a place in the United States Posts: 54	Gandalf: Fool of a Took!!! Now you've done it! Because of you I have to carry around this flag instead of my staff! Pippin: Well it does look very err....stylish Gandalf:really? Does it now? hmm... __________________ "dont tell the elf"-Gimli

01-27-2003, 04:25 PM	#934
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	I got the Inch-Me and Pinch-Me in a boat pic from a link Elendur provided in this thread. For TealDude's pic: Gandalf: "Warren Sapp is an Orc." [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

01-27-2003, 07:16 PM	#935
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,436	Gandalf: The will of Sauron is forcing me to hold this flag, I am not a Tampa Bay fan at all, I am really an Oakland fan. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

01-28-2003, 03:58 PM	#936
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Gandalf: "Frodo - you must throw this flag in the Cracks of Doom before halftime or all is lost!" __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

01-28-2003, 10:01 PM	#937
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	So, how many Hobbits does it take to change a light bulb? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

01-29-2003, 11:56 AM	#938
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	Frodo: Maybe I should come down into the basement more often... __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-29-2003, 12:18 PM	#939
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Hah! At last, I caught that annoying firefly. Next shot would be opening hand to look at it Tinkerbell?! __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

01-29-2003, 01:57 PM	#940
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,100	Okay my turn: Historician:This it what it about looked like when cave men discovered the fire. Greetings, Anuion ________ RC51 Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:49 AM.

01-29-2003, 02:41 PM	#941
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 517	Sting: Hmmm, why is none of that light reflecting on me? Am I too covered in blood? Hay, that's the next film. Is that one from lordoftherings.net? __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

01-29-2003, 03:46 PM	#942
cannedpoatoe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: a place in the United States Posts: 54	Frodo to himself:Maybe if I just stick it up there.....don't explode....don't explode __________________ "dont tell the elf"-Gimli

01-29-2003, 05:42 PM	#943
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	Frodo: Ahh, yes. Giant spider, slight problem here, err... Hello? My name is Frodo, pleased to meet you... __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-29-2003, 05:55 PM	#944
Rose Cotton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A place worse then Mordor........School! Posts: 1,075	Sam: Er..Mr. Frodo? Frodo: Yes Sam? Sam: I guess this isn't the best time to tell you that I have a severe case of arachnaphobia. Frodo: Great. Just great. __________________ "There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)

01-29-2003, 08:30 PM	#945
iloveorli Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Some place in Texas wishing that i was with orlando bloom Posts: 12	~this is gonna be lame...but you have been warned~ strange noise SAM:WOAH! What is that SMELL? FRODO:umm, well, err, ehh, SO...what do you think were gonna have for lunch? SAM: FRODO! I thought I told you not to eat any more of the Lembas Burritos! ~yeah, lame. Im funny when im random...but i cant be funny on command...~ [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ I am Aduyuldaiel, stylin elf of tejas...

01-29-2003, 08:44 PM	#946
iloveorli Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Some place in Texas wishing that i was with orlando bloom Posts: 12	Sam and Frodo are walking up in the mountians with Smeagol...Suddenly, Sam spots a redish/pink box in some grass growning by the side of the path. Sam picks up the box. He sees the words "trixs" on the side of it. He looks strangely at it...then he decieds that he was going to eat it. SUDDENLY, Smeagol looks over at him and says "Silly Hobbitsy, Trix are for kids!" ~~~LAMO~~~ [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ I am Aduyuldaiel, stylin elf of tejas...

01-29-2003, 08:56 PM	#947
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,436	Frodo (In the basement of Bag End): What did Bilbo store down here? __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

01-30-2003, 01:34 AM	#948
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	Frodo: Sam...a little more light...we'll find that Ring eventually... Sam: muttering to himself Why did he have to drop it in here of all places? __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!

01-30-2003, 06:25 PM	#949
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Frodo in his best Jimmy Cliff voice: I can see clearly now the rain is gone I can see all obstacles in my way Gone all the dark clouds that made me blind It's gonna be a bright, (bright) bright, (bright) sun shiny day It's gonna be a bright, (bright) bright, (bright) sun shiny day __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

01-30-2003, 07:24 PM	#950
cannedpoatoe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: a place in the United States Posts: 54	Frodo(chanting in a sort of singing voice):I'm a little school girl , I'm a little school girl Sam(somewhere nearby):He's finally cracked, knew i never should have easedropped.(sigh) __________________ "dont tell the elf"-Gimli

01-30-2003, 07:47 PM	#951
Rose Cotton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A place worse then Mordor........School! Posts: 1,075	What's wrong with this picture. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ "There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)

01-30-2003, 09:58 PM	#952
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,056	I don't know... what's wrong with it? __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

01-31-2003, 02:16 AM	#953
Balin999 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2000 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 521	Frodo: Sam. Sam: ... Frodo: SAM! Sam: What? Leave me alone! Frodo: Haven't you read the script? Sam: Why??? Frodo: You're supposed to walk behind me ALL THE TIME! Sam: But can't I just once... Frodo: SAM!!!! Sam: Ok, ok... as he waits for Frodo to overtake him, he mutters something like "stupid P.j." __________________ ...Nichts ist gelber als Gelb selber... ...The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, but conformity... ...Everything is possible, except to ski through a revolving door...

01-31-2003, 02:36 AM	#954
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 3,027	Frodo: The closer I get to Mordor, the more slanted everything seems. Why is this happening? Sam: I know why, Mr. Frodo. Because of the inbalance of good and evil, Middle-earth is slanting. Since the ring is getting heavier and heavier as we travel closer to Mordor, the entire land of Mordor and everywhere around it is beginning to slope downwards. At this rate, Middle-earth will be vertical before we even reach the black gate and we'll all fall to our deaths! Frodo: You're not making sense, Sam. How can we all fall to our deaths? Middle-earth is round! Sam: No, Mr. Frodo. It's flat. Frodo: It's round! Sam: It's flat! Frodo: It's round! Sam: It's flat! Frodo: It's round! Gollum: Stupid hobbitsess! They don't realize this is a hill we climb. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

01-31-2003, 10:00 AM	#955
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Sam: thought to himself Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't have drunk that water over there... __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7