Movie Bloopers Continued - Page 5 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lily Bombadil · 10-09-2003, 03:51 PM

Why thank you, Everdawn. Here's a little something I made up a few minutes ago...

Scene> Bag-end
Frodo: What must I do?
Gandalf: You must make meatballs.
Frodo: But... I thought we had to take the Ring to Mordor.
Gandalf: Yeah, but I'm hungry.

10-09-2003, 04:11 PM

Aragorn: Legolas! What do your elf-eyes see?
Legolas: *no answer*
Aragorn: Legolas?
Legolas: *still no answer*
Aragorn: LEGOLAS!!!!
Legolas: Ssssh! South Park's on!

legolas luver*1 · 10-09-2003, 07:08 PM

(At Helms Deep, Aragorn tosses Gimli. Strangly he throws Gomli to far. He lands among the Uruk-Hi below.)
P.J: Well that sped up the movie.
or
(The scene where Haldir dies.)
Viggo: O.M.G!! Hes dead!!
P.J: I know its part of the movie.
Viggo: So you just killed him!!!???
P.J: Lets just try this again.
Viggo: But he's dead!!
P.j: Its nice youre staying in charicter and all, but we have to film the movie.
Viggo: But he's dead!!!
P.J: O fine! (checks puls and screams.)

The True Story of Haldir.

[ October 09, 2003: Message edited by: legolas luver*1 ]

Feared Half-Elf · 10-10-2003, 12:16 PM

Lily, I don't want to hear anything about the Grima incident again. It has turned distinctly sick!

Yes you can call me Half-Elfie, but only if you have to...

Here's one my brother made up...
At Helm's Deep:

*Legolas is on the walls. Suddenly, an arrow sticks to the string and refuses to be shot*
Legolas: Blasted...thing...won't...shoot!
PJ: What's the matter?
Gimli: *Creeping away with superglue* Hehehehehehehehehe!

*Arwen is walking away from Rivendell, turns, looks back, tries to keep on walking and falls flat on her face*
Arwen: This dress was expensive! It was dry-clean only and now it's covered in mud! DADDY!!!!!

Arwen1858 · 10-10-2003, 04:02 PM

While they're taking a break by the river Nimrodel, Legolas decides he needs to wash his hair, again. A few minutes later, the rest of the Fellowship is startled to hear screams coming from the river.
Legolas: Ai!! Ai!! My hair!!
Gimli snickers and hides the bottle of green dye he poured into Legolas' shampoo bottle.

Lily · 10-10-2003, 05:42 PM

My mother made up this one! We laughed for hours almost!

(Everyone's at Helm's Deep is waiting for the 10,000 orcs to attack. It comes to that shot where you see Theoden, and two men behind him.)

Theoden: 10,000 orcs come to attack we may all die.

Man behind him: It could be worse could be raining.

(Suddenly KABOOM! And the rain pours down.)

Other man behind him: You just had to say it!

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Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-10-2003, 08:20 PM

I've thought about the Gimli tossing thing, and come up with two variations...

1)
Aragorn: Not a word(picks up Gimli)Oooof, you're heavy! Did you eat all the lembas again?
Eomer: You fool of a king, it's me!
Aragorn what are you doing here? Aren't you three hundred leagues away.
Eomer: The book said that we both attack here.
Aragorn: Whatever. Can I get transfered as a droid to Star Wars, or something?

2)
Aragorn: Not a word(picks up Gimli, tosses him)Oops, too strong!
(Gimli shish-kebabed in Orc spear)
PJ: Cut! OK, we need a new Gimli, and a Treebeard, too.
Aragorn: Orli could be Treebeard...
Legolas: What?!?!
(Can you just see those Leggyboppers falling for Treebeard?)

Wala lang!
->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarie the Vanyar

Lily Bombadil · 10-10-2003, 08:36 PM

Feared Half-elf,
SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY!!!!!! *pants insanely like Galadriel after a flip-out*

By the way, I loved your Legolas super glued arrows incident. It sound a lot like what I'm going through with my Haldir action figure, except his problem seems to be that the bowstring sticks to his hand. I'll have to confront my Gimli action figure. Lately he's been looking pretty suspicious....

For anyone who's seen The Hobbit cartoon....

In Gollum's cave:

Bilbo: *dorkily* Mind you, I'm armed with an Elvish blade!
Gollum: Ooh! We're so scared, preciousss! Gollum, gollum!

T.T.T: Flight to Helm's Deep...

Gimli: It's true, you don't see many dwarf women. In fact, I could be one right now.
<Éowyn, Aragorn, & others back away several feet.>

Lily Bombadil · 10-10-2003, 08:41 PM

Lily (who is not me),

Your mum's blooper inspired me:

Théoden: Is this all you can conjure, Saruman?!!!
<The wall blows up>
Gamling: *with singed hair & beard* Well, aren't we catsy....

Feared Half-Elf · 10-11-2003, 08:40 AM

You don't need to pant insanely, Lily B, have you recovered yet?

*At Helm's Deep*

PJ: Legolas you're at the wrong end of the wall, they're gonna blow it up in a minute!
*Legolas starts running to the other end. Wall blows up underneath him as he runs*
Legolas: *In mud puddle with rubble all around him, legs in the air, hair singed and on end* Ouch! *Suddenly* Noooooooooooo! My hair!!!!! *Bursts into tears*

Another one from my brother:

*At Helm's Deep*

*Legolas is on the walls and suddenly realises he has no arrows. Or indeed a quiver*
Legolas: Huh?
Gimli: *Sneaking away with quiver and arrows* These will get a pretty penny on Ebay!

Finwe · 10-11-2003, 08:48 AM

When Legolas and that random Elf are running towards the Keep, carrying Gimli by the arms between them, all three of them trip, go down, and the Uruk-hai army all trample over them in a stampede. As Theoden looks down, shocked, we hear the random Elf's voice, "We're all right." Then we hear Gimli's, "We're getting better." And lastly, we hear Legolas' voice, "Stupid dwarf!"

Everdawn · 10-11-2003, 10:20 PM

Scene: URUK-HAI WITH MERRY AND PIPPIN IN ROHAN.

URUK-HAI: What do you smell?
2nd Uruk-hai: Manflesh...

Off to the side of the track you see Steve Irwin edging closely foward, he is not hidden very well as he is hiding behind a rock. (Though Steve reckons the Uruks cant see him.)

Steve (narrating): Now these are among the most dangerous creatures in all of Middle Earth... This mob belong to Saruman!

1st Uruk-Hai with the hobbits: Who is that idiot?
2nd Uruk: Steve Irwin...

Steve: (Uruks approach) NOW! look at this little beauty!!! He want to come play with uncle Stevie!

**Uruk puicks him up by the throat..**
Steve: Now look at him go, the wildness in his eyes tells us he means business...

Uruk picks him p and knocks him against the rock so he is knocked out.

Uruk: That guy really annoys me...

Tefalathiel · 10-12-2003, 07:37 AM

The Last Alliance. Elrond sits in front of the troop as the battle is about to begin.He shouts the attack order.

Elrond: Tangado haid! Leithio i philin!
Archers: (shoot the arrows)

Close-up on Elrond's face. An arrow passes him by. Closer close-up on his face. It suddely turns from the "valliant elf-warrior" expression to red, then angry- violet.

Elrond: And I told Gil Galad to put the archers in FRONT!

Turns away amids the battle scene revealing a pretty impressive colection of arrows stuck in his behind.

[ October 12, 2003: Message edited by: Tefalathiel ]

lothlorien · 10-12-2003, 09:16 AM

I know this was a few pages back but that
blooper about the script from lord of the rings and the last of the mohicans getting mixed up is one the funniest things I've ever read that is the MASTER of bloopers
hands down
Lothlorien

lothlorien · 10-12-2003, 09:45 AM

O..Oh Lily that was so funny I thought
that the mix up was better but those bloopers with Saruman and Grima and
Theoden and Grima were seriously so funny I woke both of my sisters up and the dogs started barking.
from lothlorien

Arwen1858 · 10-12-2003, 11:17 AM

Quote:

I woke both of my sisters up and the dogs started barking.

Lothlorien ~ I've done that a couplde of times myself, reading these threads late at night. They're just so funny! Also, welcome to the 'Downs!!
Arwen

Feared Half-Elf · 10-13-2003, 01:38 PM

Everdawn, I could just imagine that!!!

Meneltarmacil · 10-13-2003, 02:26 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Everdawn, that was brilliant! The Crocodile Hunter is my favorite TV show. You deserve a Blooper Award for that. Only I'm not giving you one because Meela would probably light me on fire if I did. You still deserve the award though.

Meela · 10-14-2003, 03:34 AM

*hands over a Blooper Award*

Elennar Starfire · 10-14-2003, 08:01 PM

Legolas is walking through Fangorn, when he snags his hair on a low branch. He gets stuck, and eventually has to have his hair cut.

Galadriel is walking gracefully down the stairs in Lothlorien, and suddenly she sneezes, violently. The force of the sneeze knocks her off balance and she falls down the stairs.

legolas luver*1 · 10-14-2003, 08:03 PM

I agree with the uruk: "That guy really annoys me." [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Everdawn · 10-15-2003, 12:52 AM

Quote:

*hands over a Blooper Award*

Yes! Finally the moment i have waited my whole life for! The day the blooper award arrives at my door wrapped in funny tasting brown paper and bubble wrap! Thankyou one, thankyou all, I am forever in your debt. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

OK..
Yes that Steve one just popped into my head. *screams* we arent all like that! only some of the time!!

Now heres one ive done, but i think someone else did it, so i will be very surprised if it hasnt been done,

Elrond: Gandalf, the ring can not stay here...
* walks over to another booksheld and shuffles some books out of the way...**

Elrond: It can stay here...

Meela · 10-15-2003, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Elrond: Gandalf, the ring can not stay here...
* walks over to another booksheld and shuffles some books out of the way...**

Elrond: It can stay here...

Have another award [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] *hands it over*

Feared Half-Elf · 10-15-2003, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Elrond: The ring can stay here...

*Bookshelf suddenly collapses, spilling books all across the floor*

Elrond: Darn!

Gandalf: Obviously it doesn't like it there...

willkill4food · 10-15-2003, 04:56 PM

(At the Council of the Ring)

Elrond: "The Ring must be destroyed."

Boromir: "This is folly, not with 10,000 men could you do this. there is evil there that does not sleep. And the evil "i" (Boromir sticks one finger up on one hand, and on the other hand forms a dot) is ever watching."

(I just thought it was really funny how boromir did the "evil eye" in the movie, and the second I saw it I thought he was going to form an "i" with his fingers.)

-willkill

Arwen1858 · 10-15-2003, 05:32 PM

Legolas starts sliding down the stairs on the shield, when on about the third step, the shield sticks, and Legolas tumbles down the stairs with his legs sticking up in the air. He crawls up to the shield, then yells,
'Gimli!! Hand over the super glue!'

Legolas decides to retaliate:
Later, Gimli goes to pull his helmet off. 'Arrgh!' He yells. 'Allright, who put the super glue in my helmet??!'

Elwen_starmaiden · 10-15-2003, 11:19 PM

In the Beginning of TTT

*Frodo and Sam are walking when Frodo gives out a cry of pain and falls down*
Sam: Its the ring isn't it.
Frodo: No Sam, that lembas bread doesn't sit right in my stomach.

Later.

Sam: Oh, that smell! Wonder if there's a nasty bog nearby.
Frodo:Yeah, that's probably what that smell is.
*Sam turns around to see Frodo desperately trying to wave away his stench*
Sam: Mr. Frodo!
Frodo: I'm sorry Sam, it was the lembas!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 10-16-2003, 12:46 AM

*on the way to Helm's Deep*

Legolas:"A scout!"
Theoden:"What is it? What do you see? Is there a boy scout or a girl scout? I used to spend my time at scout camps as a youngster. We had such a wise scoutmaster and...
Aragorn:"Do they sell cookies? "

Everdawn · 10-16-2003, 03:12 AM

Quote:

*on the way to Helm's Deep*
Legolas:"A scout!"
Theoden:"What is it? What do you see? Is there a boy scout or a girl scout? I used to spend my time at scout camps as a youngster. We had such a wise scoutmaster and...
Aragorn:"Do they sell cookies? "

Legolas: Yes, three kinds!

hehehe [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 10-16-2003, 05:52 AM

Just watched FotR (again...) and came up with this.

Haldir: "Caras Galadhon. The heart of Elvendom on earth. Realm of the Lord Celeborn and Galadriel, Lady of Light."
*suddenly all the lights go out*
Galadriel: "Ouch...darn with those cheap batteries..."

Elen Ilúvitauri · 10-16-2003, 05:29 PM

Oh god that was funny!

Arwen1858 · 10-16-2003, 08:10 PM

*Pippin and Merry are singing and dancing on the table in the Green Dragon*

"But better that rain or rippling brook..."
crack
*table falls*
Merry: Pip?
Pippin: Yes, Merry?
Merry: I told you we shouldn't have eaten so many mushrooms!

Meneltarmacil · 10-16-2003, 08:35 PM

Some Helm's Deep ones.

When Gimli jumps off the Deeping Wall into the Uruk-Hai army, he miscalculates and his butt lands right on top of one of the orcs' spears. (Ouch!)

When Legolas is doing the shield-boarding trick, the shield suddenly bumps into a rock and catapults Legolas about 10 feet in the air.

Arwen1858 · 10-16-2003, 09:20 PM

*At Bilbo's party*
Frodo: Sam, why don't you ask Rosie for a dance?
Sam: I think I'll just have another ale.
Frodo: Oh, no you don't!
*Frodo pushes Sam, Sam crashes into Rosie, who crashes into the next hobbit, who crashes into the next, creating a domino effect on all the dancing hobbits.*

Naz · 10-17-2003, 01:42 PM

Boromir: What have I said? What have I done?

Ary: You've royally screwed up, that's what...

(sorry Boromir! *ducks projectiles*

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 10-17-2003, 03:06 PM

...another option to my previous blooper...

Haldir: "Caras Galadhon. The heart of Elvendom on earth. Realm of the Lord Celeborn and Galadriel, Lady of Light."
*suddenly all the lights go out*
Galadriel:Celeborn!!! *muttering* Buy batteries he said. they look nice he said. They're cheap he said...I know one elf who is going to do the dishes for three months for this!

[ October 17, 2003: Message edited by: dancing spawn of ungoliant ]

Everdawn · 10-17-2003, 06:40 PM

Aragron and Arwen on the bridge in Rivendell in FOTR..

Arwen: I would rather share one lifetime with you than spend all the ages of this world alone...

Aragorn: Thats nice dear... Oh! a re-run of Friends is on in 5 min! Its the episonde where Joey and Chandler get the Chick and the Duck! **runs off leaving Arwen alone. She shakes her head.**

Arwen: What was i thinking?

Arwen1858 · 10-17-2003, 11:02 PM

In Rivendell, Boromir walks in the room Aragorn is in.

Boromir: You are no elf.
Aragorn: Well, duh! You don't have to be a wizard to figure that one out.

Arwen1858 · 10-18-2003, 01:06 AM

At the Bridge of Khazad-Dum:

Gimli: Never toss a dwarf!
*leaps across, and almost falls. Legolas grabs him by the beard*
Gimli: Not the beard!!
Legolas: If you say so! *lets go*

Salix · 10-19-2003, 11:32 AM

I was thinking really weird a while back:
At the Prancing Pont:
(Merry comes to the table carrying a big mug.)
Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This my friend, is an Elf.
{Mug of beer turns into a very upset looking Legolas)
Pippin: It comes in elves? I'm getting one.
Sam: Um...

10-09-2003, 03:51 PM	#161
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Why thank you, Everdawn. Here's a little something I made up a few minutes ago... Scene> Bag-end Frodo: What must I do? Gandalf: You must make meatballs. Frodo: But... I thought we had to take the Ring to Mordor. Gandalf: Yeah, but I'm hungry. __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

10-09-2003, 07:08 PM	#163
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	(At Helms Deep, Aragorn tosses Gimli. Strangly he throws Gomli to far. He lands among the Uruk-Hi below.) P.J: Well that sped up the movie. or (The scene where Haldir dies.) Viggo: O.M.G!! Hes dead!! P.J: I know its part of the movie. Viggo: So you just killed him!!!??? P.J: Lets just try this again. Viggo: But he's dead!! P.j: Its nice youre staying in charicter and all, but we have to film the movie. Viggo: But he's dead!!! P.J: O fine! (checks puls and screams.) The True Story of Haldir. [ October 09, 2003: Message edited by: legolas luver*1 ] __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

10-10-2003, 12:16 PM	#164
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	Lily, I don't want to hear anything about the Grima incident again. It has turned distinctly sick! Yes you can call me Half-Elfie, but only if you have to... Here's one my brother made up... At Helm's Deep: Legolas is on the walls. Suddenly, an arrow sticks to the string and refuses to be shot Legolas: Blasted...thing...won't...shoot! PJ: What's the matter? Gimli: Creeping away with superglue Hehehehehehehehehe! Arwen is walking away from Rivendell, turns, looks back, tries to keep on walking and falls flat on her face Arwen: This dress was expensive! It was dry-clean only and now it's covered in mud! DADDY!!!!! __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

10-10-2003, 04:02 PM	#165
Arwen1858 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 516	While they're taking a break by the river Nimrodel, Legolas decides he needs to wash his hair, again. A few minutes later, the rest of the Fellowship is startled to hear screams coming from the river. Legolas: Ai!! Ai!! My hair!! Gimli snickers and hides the bottle of green dye he poured into Legolas' shampoo bottle. __________________ Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

10-10-2003, 08:20 PM	#167
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	I've thought about the Gimli tossing thing, and come up with two variations... 1) Aragorn: Not a word(picks up Gimli)Oooof, you're heavy! Did you eat all the lembas again? Eomer: You fool of a king, it's me! Aragorn what are you doing here? Aren't you three hundred leagues away. Eomer: The book said that we both attack here. Aragorn: Whatever. Can I get transfered as a droid to Star Wars, or something? 2) Aragorn: Not a word(picks up Gimli, tosses him)Oops, too strong! (Gimli shish-kebabed in Orc spear) PJ: Cut! OK, we need a new Gimli, and a Treebeard, too. Aragorn: Orli could be Treebeard... Legolas: What?!?! (Can you just see those Leggyboppers falling for Treebeard?) Wala lang! ->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarie the Vanyar __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-09-2003, 04:11 PM	#162
Mr. Bilbo Baggins Esq. Guest Posts: n/a	Aragorn: Legolas! What do your elf-eyes see? Legolas: no answer Aragorn: Legolas? Legolas: still no answer Aragorn: LEGOLAS!!!! Legolas: Ssssh! South Park's on!

10-10-2003, 05:42 PM	#166
Lily Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wouldn't you like to know!! Posts: 72	My mother made up this one! We laughed for hours almost! (Everyone's at Helm's Deep is waiting for the 10,000 orcs to attack. It comes to that shot where you see Theoden, and two men behind him.) Theoden: 10,000 orcs come to attack we may all die. Man behind him: It could be worse could be raining. (Suddenly KABOOM! And the rain pours down.) Other man behind him: You just had to say it! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

10-10-2003, 08:36 PM	#168
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Feared Half-elf, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY!!!!!! pants insanely like Galadriel after a flip-out By the way, I loved your Legolas super glued arrows incident. It sound a lot like what I'm going through with my Haldir action figure, except his problem seems to be that the bowstring sticks to his hand. I'll have to confront my Gimli action figure. Lately he's been looking pretty suspicious.... For anyone who's seen The Hobbit cartoon.... In Gollum's cave: Bilbo: dorkily Mind you, I'm armed with an Elvish blade! Gollum: Ooh! We're so scared, preciousss! Gollum, gollum! T.T.T: Flight to Helm's Deep... Gimli: It's true, you don't see many dwarf women. In fact, I could be one right now. <Éowyn, Aragorn, & others back away several feet.> __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

10-10-2003, 08:41 PM	#169
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Lily (who is not me), Your mum's blooper inspired me: Théoden: Is this all you can conjure, Saruman?!!! <The wall blows up> Gamling: with singed hair & beard Well, aren't we catsy.... __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

10-11-2003, 08:40 AM	#170
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	You don't need to pant insanely, Lily B, have you recovered yet? At Helm's Deep PJ: Legolas you're at the wrong end of the wall, they're gonna blow it up in a minute! Legolas starts running to the other end. Wall blows up underneath him as he runs Legolas: In mud puddle with rubble all around him, legs in the air, hair singed and on end Ouch! Suddenly Noooooooooooo! My hair!!!!! Bursts into tears Another one from my brother: At Helm's Deep Legolas is on the walls and suddenly realises he has no arrows. Or indeed a quiver Legolas: Huh? Gimli: Sneaking away with quiver and arrows These will get a pretty penny on Ebay! __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

10-11-2003, 08:48 AM	#171
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	When Legolas and that random Elf are running towards the Keep, carrying Gimli by the arms between them, all three of them trip, go down, and the Uruk-hai army all trample over them in a stampede. As Theoden looks down, shocked, we hear the random Elf's voice, "We're all right." Then we hear Gimli's, "We're getting better." And lastly, we hear Legolas' voice, "Stupid dwarf!" __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

10-11-2003, 10:20 PM	#172
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Scene: URUK-HAI WITH MERRY AND PIPPIN IN ROHAN. URUK-HAI: What do you smell? 2nd Uruk-hai: Manflesh... Off to the side of the track you see Steve Irwin edging closely foward, he is not hidden very well as he is hiding behind a rock. (Though Steve reckons the Uruks cant see him.) Steve (narrating): Now these are among the most dangerous creatures in all of Middle Earth... This mob belong to Saruman! 1st Uruk-Hai with the hobbits: Who is that idiot? 2nd Uruk: Steve Irwin... Steve: (Uruks approach) NOW! look at this little beauty!!! He want to come play with uncle Stevie! Uruk puicks him up by the throat.. Steve: Now look at him go, the wildness in his eyes tells us he means business... Uruk picks him p and knocks him against the rock so he is knocked out. Uruk: That guy really annoys me... __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

10-12-2003, 07:37 AM	#173
Tefalathiel Pile O'Bones Join Date: May 2003 Location: 547 miles... ...past Wild Contry PAth Posts: 16	The Last Alliance. Elrond sits in front of the troop as the battle is about to begin.He shouts the attack order. Elrond: Tangado haid! Leithio i philin! Archers: (shoot the arrows) Close-up on Elrond's face. An arrow passes him by. Closer close-up on his face. It suddely turns from the "valliant elf-warrior" expression to red, then angry- violet. Elrond: And I told Gil Galad to put the archers in FRONT! Turns away amids the battle scene revealing a pretty impressive colection of arrows stuck in his behind. [ October 12, 2003: Message edited by: Tefalathiel ] __________________ Hope is like a star: you cannot reach it, but it always shines before you in the heavens above.

10-12-2003, 09:16 AM	#174
lothlorien Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Stalking the fellowship Posts: 38	I know this was a few pages back but that blooper about the script from lord of the rings and the last of the mohicans getting mixed up is one the funniest things I've ever read that is the MASTER of bloopers hands down Lothlorien

10-12-2003, 09:45 AM	#175
lothlorien Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Stalking the fellowship Posts: 38	O..Oh Lily that was so funny I thought that the mix up was better but those bloopers with Saruman and Grima and Theoden and Grima were seriously so funny I woke both of my sisters up and the dogs started barking. from lothlorien

10-13-2003, 01:38 PM	#177
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	Everdawn, I could just imagine that!!! __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

10-13-2003, 02:26 PM	#178
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Everdawn, that was brilliant! The Crocodile Hunter is my favorite TV show. You deserve a Blooper Award for that. Only I'm not giving you one because Meela would probably light me on fire if I did. You still deserve the award though. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-14-2003, 03:34 AM	#179
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	hands over a Blooper Award __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

10-14-2003, 08:01 PM	#180
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 1,049	Legolas is walking through Fangorn, when he snags his hair on a low branch. He gets stuck, and eventually has to have his hair cut. Galadriel is walking gracefully down the stairs in Lothlorien, and suddenly she sneezes, violently. The force of the sneeze knocks her off balance and she falls down the stairs. __________________ Don't let me die!

10-14-2003, 08:03 PM	#181
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	I agree with the uruk: "That guy really annoys me." [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

10-15-2003, 04:56 PM	#185
willkill4food Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Salem, OR Posts: 44	(At the Council of the Ring) Elrond: "The Ring must be destroyed." Boromir: "This is folly, not with 10,000 men could you do this. there is evil there that does not sleep. And the evil "i" (Boromir sticks one finger up on one hand, and on the other hand forms a dot) is ever watching." (I just thought it was really funny how boromir did the "evil eye" in the movie, and the second I saw it I thought he was going to form an "i" with his fingers.) -willkill __________________ Gil-galad was an Elven-king. Of him the harpers sadly sing...

10-15-2003, 05:32 PM	#186
Arwen1858 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 516	Legolas starts sliding down the stairs on the shield, when on about the third step, the shield sticks, and Legolas tumbles down the stairs with his legs sticking up in the air. He crawls up to the shield, then yells, 'Gimli!! Hand over the super glue!' Legolas decides to retaliate: Later, Gimli goes to pull his helmet off. 'Arrgh!' He yells. 'Allright, who put the super glue in my helmet??!' __________________ Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

10-15-2003, 11:19 PM	#187
Elwen_starmaiden Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: A van down by the river. Posts: 39	In the Beginning of TTT Frodo and Sam are walking when Frodo gives out a cry of pain and falls down Sam: Its the ring isn't it. Frodo: No Sam, that lembas bread doesn't sit right in my stomach. Later. Sam: Oh, that smell! Wonder if there's a nasty bog nearby. Frodo:Yeah, that's probably what that smell is. Sam turns around to see Frodo desperately trying to wave away his stench Sam: Mr. Frodo! Frodo: I'm sorry Sam, it was the lembas! __________________ "Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not." -George Bernard Shaw

10-16-2003, 12:46 AM	#188
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,267	on the way to Helm's Deep Legolas:"A scout!" Theoden:"What is it? What do you see? Is there a boy scout or a girl scout? I used to spend my time at scout camps as a youngster. We had such a wise scoutmaster and... Aragorn:"Do they sell cookies? " __________________ Fenris Wolf

10-16-2003, 05:52 AM	#190
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,267	Just watched FotR (again...) and came up with this. Haldir: "Caras Galadhon. The heart of Elvendom on earth. Realm of the Lord Celeborn and Galadriel, Lady of Light." suddenly all the lights go out Galadriel: "Ouch...darn with those cheap batteries..." __________________ Fenris Wolf

10-16-2003, 05:29 PM	#191
Elen Ilúvitauri Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The unseen side of the mirror Posts: 20	Oh god that was funny! __________________ "NO, its nothing Tommy, its just that im not sure about the colour." - Turkish. Tommy, SNATCH'S answer to Pippin.

10-16-2003, 08:10 PM	#192
Arwen1858 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 516	Pippin and Merry are singing and dancing on the table in the Green Dragon "But better that rain or rippling brook..." *crack* table falls Merry: Pip? Pippin: Yes, Merry? Merry: I told you we shouldn't have eaten so many mushrooms! __________________ Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

10-16-2003, 08:35 PM	#193
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Some Helm's Deep ones. When Gimli jumps off the Deeping Wall into the Uruk-Hai army, he miscalculates and his butt lands right on top of one of the orcs' spears. (Ouch!) When Legolas is doing the shield-boarding trick, the shield suddenly bumps into a rock and catapults Legolas about 10 feet in the air. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-16-2003, 09:20 PM	#194
Arwen1858 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 516	At Bilbo's party Frodo: Sam, why don't you ask Rosie for a dance? Sam: I think I'll just have another ale. Frodo: Oh, no you don't! Frodo pushes Sam, Sam crashes into Rosie, who crashes into the next hobbit, who crashes into the next, creating a domino effect on all the dancing hobbits. __________________ Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

10-17-2003, 01:42 PM	#195
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Boromir: What have I said? What have I done? Ary: You've royally screwed up, that's what... (sorry Boromir! ducks projectiles

10-17-2003, 03:06 PM	#196
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,267	...another option to my previous blooper... Haldir: "Caras Galadhon. The heart of Elvendom on earth. Realm of the Lord Celeborn and Galadriel, Lady of Light." suddenly all the lights go out Galadriel:Celeborn!!! muttering Buy batteries he said. they look nice he said. They're cheap he said...I know one elf who is going to do the dishes for three months for this! [ October 17, 2003: Message edited by: dancing spawn of ungoliant ] __________________ Fenris Wolf

10-17-2003, 06:40 PM	#197
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Aragron and Arwen on the bridge in Rivendell in FOTR.. Arwen: I would rather share one lifetime with you than spend all the ages of this world alone... Aragorn: Thats nice dear... Oh! a re-run of Friends is on in 5 min! Its the episonde where Joey and Chandler get the Chick and the Duck! runs off leaving Arwen alone. She shakes her head. Arwen: What was i thinking? __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

10-17-2003, 11:02 PM	#198
Arwen1858 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 516	In Rivendell, Boromir walks in the room Aragorn is in. Boromir: You are no elf. Aragorn: Well, duh! You don't have to be a wizard to figure that one out. __________________ Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

10-18-2003, 01:06 AM	#199
Arwen1858 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 516	At the Bridge of Khazad-Dum: Gimli: Never toss a dwarf! leaps across, and almost falls. Legolas grabs him by the beard Gimli: Not the beard!! Legolas: If you say so! lets go __________________ Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

10-19-2003, 11:32 AM	#200
Salix Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Riverbank of the Anduin Posts: 299	I was thinking really weird a while back: At the Prancing Pont: (Merry comes to the table carrying a big mug.) Pippin: What's that? Merry: This my friend, is an Elf. {Mug of beer turns into a very upset looking Legolas) Pippin: It comes in elves? I'm getting one. Sam: Um... __________________ Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.