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Diamond18 · 11-12-2002, 11:30 AM

Hey, I asked how Zyrgikiz contributed to the Fall of Gondolin, not the destruction of the Ring! (and it was hardly a double post since I made my post a full hour and a half before the other [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ).

Enough griping [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] So, the Ring was destroyed in the grinding ice of the Helcaraxë. I thought everyone knew that [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] .

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How would the story have ended differently if Treebeard stomped on Merry and Pippin, mistaking them for little Orcs?

Gwaihir the Windlord · 11-12-2002, 11:47 PM

Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas find their squashed bodies, give up all hope and go mad; Aragorn eventually eating the other two. Stumbling back to Edoras, he berserkedly destroyed everyone in sight before chopping off his own head. Because of this, Gondor recieved no Rohirrim reinformements, and were vanquished by the Haradrim in the Battle of the Pelennor. Sauron then turns attention inwards, finds the Ring and becomes all powerful. Book ends 37 chapters shorter.

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Why didn't Gandalf shave?

Eruhen · 11-13-2002, 07:34 AM

Because he had to hide the horrible acne scars from his adolescence. I'm serious, you don't want to see that!

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Getting into the Silm., why did the Noldor revolt against the Valar?

HerenIstarion · 11-13-2002, 07:49 AM

Because Valar (= blood sucking capitalists) were not paying them. You know that, class struggle and the like. Hey, I'll watch you working 112 hrs a week just for food and accomodation!

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What was Radagast's hobby?

Diamond18 · 11-13-2002, 12:19 PM

Pulling the wings off of butterflies.

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What is Frodo's middle name?

Aylwen Dreamsong · 11-13-2002, 08:31 PM

Frodo's middle name is Sally, but don't tell anyone.

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How old are the ringwraiths?

Gwaihir the Windlord · 11-13-2002, 11:49 PM

They were teenagers. They liked playing with (morgul-)knives.

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Who was Boromir's real father?

Eruhen · 11-14-2002, 07:36 AM

Anakin Skywalker.

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Who betrayted the location of Gondolin to Morgoth?

Diamond18 · 11-14-2002, 11:43 AM

Zyrgikiz, first Lord of Moria! (You knew I'd have to get that in there [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )

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What is the recipe for Lembas?

hobbitlass · 11-14-2002, 12:02 PM

The usual...
3 C flour
1 C water
2 C sugar
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp vanilla
2 lb sp**d (the secret for prolonged energy)

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Why was lembas created in the first place?

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Diamond18 · 11-14-2002, 12:27 PM

It was in an attempt to help Galadriel and Celeborn talk a little faster. It did work. You should have heard them before. Even Treebeard would grow impatient with them. Now thanks to a daily helping of Lembas (four pieces [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ) they can piece together somewhat normal sentances.

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What was Bilbo's second most precious possession besides the Ring? (Sting and his Mithril coat were merely numbers 3 and 4).

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Elven Mistress · 11-14-2002, 12:45 PM

The hair on his feet, of course!!!

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What was the fellowship's favourite NON-alcholic drink?

Galadel Vinorel · 11-14-2002, 07:26 PM

Shirley Temples!!

~Slurp~Slurp!!

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Who did Sauron always wish was his son? [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Aylwen Dreamsong · 11-14-2002, 08:34 PM

He didn't want a son, he wanted a clone! To take care of all evil deeds in case he was in Lothlorien basking in the sun (assuming no one would notice....wait...)

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Who was the most popular guy in high school, out of the Fellowship?

Eruhen · 11-15-2002, 07:14 AM

Gandalf, of course! Even though he only 'says' he was ever in high school, the tales he tells are crazy. (But, just between you and me, I think he's become a little, shall I say "special", in his old age.)

Who was the first Lord of Nargothrond?

Galadel Vinorel · 11-15-2002, 06:01 PM

Morgoth, of course!!....EEEEWWWWW!!!!....

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What was Gollum's favourite food?

Gwaihir the Windlord · 11-16-2002, 03:22 AM

Other people's fingers, obviously.

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Why was Barliman fat?

Galadel Vinorel · 11-16-2002, 02:35 PM

He kept on sampling other people's food in the kitchen, undoubtedly!! HE-HE!! YUMMY!!

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What did Galadriel show Frodo in her mirror that scared him so much?

Gwaihir the Windlord · 11-16-2002, 07:46 PM

The eye wasn't anything special, of course; he'd been seeing that every day since he'd got the Ring; but he was frightened because he thought for a fleeting second that Galadriel was tryring to drown him.

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Describe the life of a female Orc.

hobbitlass · 11-17-2002, 08:58 PM

So yu wanna know wat my day is like ya nasty smely vermint, well I'll tell ya.
First, there aint much of us. caus the big brutes throes us into pits wen we dont do sumtin rit. but id like to see em thro me off. im hed she-ork ive livd longest. 'nfact im muther to the gret goblin that the stupid wizrd killd wen a bunch of dwarfs and a litl i dont kno "thing" cam by wiles bac.
eneewas, we hunt da fud mostle. orks off killin odders. we hav slimy braty baby orks hangin off us ol day. winin an fusin an tryin to sharpin teefs on our ankls. so dats it...just huntin an beatin litl orks off our ankls. o yea, cleanin da nasty klos. i don no wat da 'ell dese orks get into. mebbe dragin dung or summtin....
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What does Eru do on his day off?

Gwaihir the Windlord · 11-18-2002, 04:03 AM

Hehe...

He spends a day, as most supernatural beings do every now and again, as Tom Bombadil.

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How many Haradrim were slaughtered in the Battle of the Pelennor?

HerenIstarion · 11-18-2002, 04:13 AM

two and a third (and don't ask me how remaining 2/3 survived - it's a story of horror and heroic comeback of warrior's 2/3s into his homeland, but I am a poor storyteller for such enormous task...

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Should Sam be reported as being cruel to animals?

Diamond18 · 11-18-2002, 03:53 PM

Oh, most definitely. We should get the Arachnids-Are-Cute Society, plus the people at PAIFRABE (people for animal, insect, fish, reptile, amphibian and bird equality) to picket Bag-end, screaming "Nassssty Hobbit!" at him.

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What was Ungoliant's favorite midnight snack?

Eruhen · 11-19-2002, 07:14 AM

Tea and crumpets.

What (or who) is the Grinding Ice?

Diamond18 · 11-19-2002, 11:19 AM

Grinding Ice was an Elvish rapper, who enojoyed a short spurt of popularity before he diminished and faded into the West.

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What would Sam have done with a pet Oliphaunt?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 11-19-2002, 11:32 AM

Naturally he'd make four attractive umbrella stands, some ivory handles for his kitchen knives and a huge pie.

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What exactly was Gildor up to when he met Frodo anyway?

Nuranar · 11-19-2002, 04:57 PM

He was scouting out the Shire as the potential site for a housing development. Elvish families who wanted to move west but didn't want to take ship until their children were grown.
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What color(s) were the leaves of Lothlorien?

Diamond18 · 11-20-2002, 11:04 AM

Many different colors: Galadriel and her amazing technicolor dream leaves were legendary all over Middle-earth. Saruman became jealous, and that's how his amazing technicolor dream coat came about.

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What would you read in a tourism brochure for Harad?

Elenna · 11-21-2002, 07:23 AM

"Glittering, sun-drenched beaches where the firendly natives will be happy to entertain you.
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What is miruvor (the cordial of Rivendell) made of?

gralin musicteeth · 11-21-2002, 04:19 PM

pumpkin puree and camel curds
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What did Gimli REALLY want from Galadriel?

Diamond18 · 11-21-2002, 04:25 PM

Nenya. He was a little Dwarf with big dreams. Lord Gimli, King Gimli, Supreme Potentate Gimli...these are the kind of things he murmured to himself at night.

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What do Elves do for fun?

Galadel Vinorel · 11-21-2002, 04:33 PM

THey drown hobbits in the river!!....He-HE!!....

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The eye wasn't anything special, of course; he'd been seeing that every day since he'd got the Ring; but he was frightened because he thought for a fleeting second that Galadriel was tryring to drown him.

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Who was Galadriel's mother?

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Diamond18 · 11-21-2002, 04:58 PM

Galadriel was the Second-to-Last Child of Ungoliant.

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Perhaps Shelob and Gollum could tell us this...what do Orcs taste like?

Mintyztwin · 11-21-2002, 05:21 PM

Chicken. Everything tastes like Chicken! But Orcs have this aftertaste like bad garlick. (sp?)

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What is the name of Gandalf's sword?

(If this is already done, I'm sorry, I don't have time to read 18 pages!!! Unfortunatly!)

P.S. Only 34 days till Christmas! And only 27 till TTT!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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hobbitlass · 11-23-2002, 03:01 PM

Long-sharp-pointy-thingy.

Who actually named it?

Lindolirian · 11-23-2002, 03:09 PM

The Official Sword Namer Guy.

and what was this guy's middle name?

Galadel Vinorel · 11-23-2002, 03:10 PM

Maker-dude-a-ma-bobber!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Why did Aragorn decide to help the hobbits get to Rivendel?

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Birdland · 11-24-2002, 10:12 AM

Because Rivendell has a severe labor shortage. Hobbits, being willing to do all manner of work that Elves consider to be "beneath" them, are quietly encouraged to migrate East in search of the promise of a better life. Though they are no means encouraged to actually live in Rivendell. The hills around the Elven stronghold are dotted with old mobile homes and cinderblock apartment buildings that are letted out to the Hobbits by absentee Elven landlords in Valinor.

Aragorn gets about 500 silver pennies a head - up front - to guide Hobbits through the Wilderness to Rivendell. Though he is considered the best "warg" in those parts for the journey, he is quick to abandon his charges when things get dicy. The Weather Hills hide the scattered remains of many a poor hobbit who were ditched by Aragorn when the going got tough.

But still the Hobbits keep coming, seeking a small part of the "Elven dream".
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Why did Merry decide to help Eowyn slay the Witch King?

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Diamond18 · 11-24-2002, 01:50 PM

The Witch-King called him a "rag-tag-tagalong", and that roused Merry's temper; never mind that he was a bit rag-tag after his adventures and that he was tagging along with Éoywn....

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What is the most efficient way to kill a Giant Spider?

Mintyztwin · 11-24-2002, 05:05 PM

Force feed it a Gollum.

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How many eye's did shelob have?

P.S. Only 31 days till Christmas!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

11-12-2002, 11:30 AM	#681
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,493	Hey, I asked how Zyrgikiz contributed to the Fall of Gondolin, not the destruction of the Ring! (and it was hardly a double post since I made my post a full hour and a half before the other [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ). Enough griping [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] So, the Ring was destroyed in the grinding ice of the Helcaraxë. I thought everyone knew that [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How would the story have ended differently if Treebeard stomped on Merry and Pippin, mistaking them for little Orcs? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-13-2002, 07:34 AM	#683
Eruhen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: At the Mountains of Madness Posts: 399	Because he had to hide the horrible acne scars from his adolescence. I'm serious, you don't want to see that! --------------------------------------------- Getting into the Silm., why did the Noldor revolt against the Valar? __________________ Agannâlô burôda nênud; zâira nênud. Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî. Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.

11-13-2002, 07:49 AM	#684
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,267	Because Valar (= blood sucking capitalists) were not paying them. You know that, class struggle and the like. Hey, I'll watch you working 112 hrs a week just for food and accomodation! ========================================= What was Radagast's hobby? __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

11-13-2002, 12:19 PM	#685
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,493	Pulling the wings off of butterflies. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is Frodo's middle name? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-13-2002, 08:31 PM	#686
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,156	Frodo's middle name is Sally, but don't tell anyone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How old are the ringwraiths? __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.

11-12-2002, 11:47 PM	#682
Gwaihir the Windlord Essence of Darkness Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Evermore Posts: 1,420	Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas find their squashed bodies, give up all hope and go mad; Aragorn eventually eating the other two. Stumbling back to Edoras, he berserkedly destroyed everyone in sight before chopping off his own head. Because of this, Gondor recieved no Rohirrim reinformements, and were vanquished by the Haradrim in the Battle of the Pelennor. Sauron then turns attention inwards, finds the Ring and becomes all powerful. Book ends 37 chapters shorter. _______________ Why didn't Gandalf shave?

11-13-2002, 11:49 PM	#687
Gwaihir the Windlord Essence of Darkness Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Evermore Posts: 1,420	They were teenagers. They liked playing with (morgul-)knives. ---------------- Who was Boromir's real father?

11-14-2002, 07:36 AM	#688
Eruhen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: At the Mountains of Madness Posts: 399	Anakin Skywalker. --------------------------------------------- Who betrayted the location of Gondolin to Morgoth? __________________ Agannâlô burôda nênud; zâira nênud. Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî. Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.

11-14-2002, 11:43 AM	#689
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,493	Zyrgikiz, first Lord of Moria! (You knew I'd have to get that in there [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is the recipe for Lembas? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-14-2002, 12:02 PM	#690
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	The usual... 3 C flour 1 C water 2 C sugar 1/2 tsp salt 1/4 tsp vanilla 2 lb spd (the secret for prolonged energy) ***************************************** Why was lembas created in the first place? [ November 14, 2002: Message edited by: hobbitlass ] __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

11-14-2002, 12:27 PM	#691
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,493	It was in an attempt to help Galadriel and Celeborn talk a little faster. It did work. You should have heard them before. Even Treebeard would grow impatient with them. Now thanks to a daily helping of Lembas (four pieces [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ) they can piece together somewhat normal sentances. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What was Bilbo's second most precious possession besides the Ring? (Sting and his Mithril coat were merely numbers 3 and 4). [ November 14, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] [ November 14, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-14-2002, 12:45 PM	#692
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	The hair on his feet, of course!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What was the fellowship's favourite NON-alcholic drink? __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

11-14-2002, 07:26 PM	#693
Galadel Vinorel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien, the Woodlen Realm Posts: 366	Shirley Temples!! ~Slurp~Slurp!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who did Sauron always wish was his son? [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ “Words can never convey the incredible impact of our attitude toward life. The longer I live the more convinced I become that life is 10 percent what happens to us and 90 percent how we respond to it." -Charles R. Swindoll

11-14-2002, 08:34 PM	#694
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,156	He didn't want a son, he wanted a clone! To take care of all evil deeds in case he was in Lothlorien basking in the sun (assuming no one would notice....wait...) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who was the most popular guy in high school, out of the Fellowship? __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.

11-15-2002, 07:14 AM	#695
Eruhen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: At the Mountains of Madness Posts: 399	Gandalf, of course! Even though he only 'says' he was ever in high school, the tales he tells are crazy. (But, just between you and me, I think he's become a little, shall I say "special", in his old age.) Who was the first Lord of Nargothrond? __________________ Agannâlô burôda nênud; zâira nênud. Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî. Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.

11-15-2002, 06:01 PM	#696
Galadel Vinorel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien, the Woodlen Realm Posts: 366	Morgoth, of course!!....EEEEWWWWW!!!!.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What was Gollum's favourite food? __________________ “Words can never convey the incredible impact of our attitude toward life. The longer I live the more convinced I become that life is 10 percent what happens to us and 90 percent how we respond to it." -Charles R. Swindoll

11-16-2002, 03:22 AM	#697
Gwaihir the Windlord Essence of Darkness Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Evermore Posts: 1,420	Other people's fingers, obviously. +++++++++++ Why was Barliman fat?

11-16-2002, 02:35 PM	#698
Galadel Vinorel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien, the Woodlen Realm Posts: 366	He kept on sampling other people's food in the kitchen, undoubtedly!! HE-HE!! YUMMY!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What did Galadriel show Frodo in her mirror that scared him so much? __________________ “Words can never convey the incredible impact of our attitude toward life. The longer I live the more convinced I become that life is 10 percent what happens to us and 90 percent how we respond to it." -Charles R. Swindoll

11-16-2002, 07:46 PM	#699
Gwaihir the Windlord Essence of Darkness Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Evermore Posts: 1,420	The eye wasn't anything special, of course; he'd been seeing that every day since he'd got the Ring; but he was frightened because he thought for a fleeting second that Galadriel was tryring to drown him. __________________________ Describe the life of a female Orc.

11-17-2002, 08:58 PM	#700
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	So yu wanna know wat my day is like ya nasty smely vermint, well I'll tell ya. First, there aint much of us. caus the big brutes throes us into pits wen we dont do sumtin rit. but id like to see em thro me off. im hed she-ork ive livd longest. 'nfact im muther to the gret goblin that the stupid wizrd killd wen a bunch of dwarfs and a litl i dont kno "thing" cam by wiles bac. eneewas, we hunt da fud mostle. orks off killin odders. we hav slimy braty baby orks hangin off us ol day. winin an fusin an tryin to sharpin teefs on our ankls. so dats it...just huntin an beatin litl orks off our ankls. o yea, cleanin da nasty klos. i don no wat da 'ell dese orks get into. mebbe dragin dung or summtin.... ******************************************* What does Eru do on his day off? __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

11-18-2002, 04:03 AM	#701
Gwaihir the Windlord Essence of Darkness Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Evermore Posts: 1,420	Hehe... He spends a day, as most supernatural beings do every now and again, as Tom Bombadil. __________________ How many Haradrim were slaughtered in the Battle of the Pelennor?

11-18-2002, 04:13 AM	#702
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,267	two and a third (and don't ask me how remaining 2/3 survived - it's a story of horror and heroic comeback of warrior's 2/3s into his homeland, but I am a poor storyteller for such enormous task... ==================================== Should Sam be reported as being cruel to animals? __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

11-18-2002, 03:53 PM	#703
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,493	Oh, most definitely. We should get the Arachnids-Are-Cute Society, plus the people at PAIFRABE (people for animal, insect, fish, reptile, amphibian and bird equality) to picket Bag-end, screaming "Nassssty Hobbit!" at him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What was Ungoliant's favorite midnight snack? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-19-2002, 07:14 AM	#704
Eruhen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: At the Mountains of Madness Posts: 399	Tea and crumpets. What (or who) is the Grinding Ice? __________________ Agannâlô burôda nênud; zâira nênud. Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî. Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.

11-19-2002, 11:19 AM	#705
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,493	Grinding Ice was an Elvish rapper, who enojoyed a short spurt of popularity before he diminished and faded into the West. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What would Sam have done with a pet Oliphaunt? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-19-2002, 11:32 AM	#706
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,184	Naturally he'd make four attractive umbrella stands, some ivory handles for his kitchen knives and a huge pie. ------------------------- What exactly was Gildor up to when he met Frodo anyway? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

11-19-2002, 04:57 PM	#707
Nuranar Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: STILL a drought Posts: 536	He was scouting out the Shire as the potential site for a housing development. Elvish families who wanted to move west but didn't want to take ship until their children were grown. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What color(s) were the leaves of Lothlorien? __________________ I admit it is better fun to punt than be punted, and that a desire to have all the fun is nine-tenths of the law of chivalry. Lord Peter Wimsey

11-20-2002, 11:04 AM	#708
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,493	Many different colors: Galadriel and her amazing technicolor dream leaves were legendary all over Middle-earth. Saruman became jealous, and that's how his amazing technicolor dream coat came about. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What would you read in a tourism brochure for Harad? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-21-2002, 07:23 AM	#709
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	"Glittering, sun-drenched beaches where the firendly natives will be happy to entertain you. --------------------------------------- What is miruvor (the cordial of Rivendell) made of? __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

11-21-2002, 04:19 PM	#710
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 368	pumpkin puree and camel curds ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ What did Gimli REALLY want from Galadriel? __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

11-21-2002, 04:25 PM	#711
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,493	Nenya. He was a little Dwarf with big dreams. Lord Gimli, King Gimli, Supreme Potentate Gimli...these are the kind of things he murmured to himself at night. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What do Elves do for fun? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-21-2002, 04:58 PM	#713
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,493	Galadriel was the Second-to-Last Child of Ungoliant. ~~~~~~~~~~ Perhaps Shelob and Gollum could tell us this...what do Orcs taste like? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-21-2002, 05:21 PM	#714
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	Chicken. Everything tastes like Chicken! But Orcs have this aftertaste like bad garlick. (sp?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is the name of Gandalf's sword? (If this is already done, I'm sorry, I don't have time to read 18 pages!!! Unfortunatly!) P.S. Only 34 days till Christmas! And only 27 till TTT!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ November 21, 2002: Message edited by: Mintyztwin ] __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

11-23-2002, 03:01 PM	#715
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	Long-sharp-pointy-thingy. Who actually named it? __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

11-23-2002, 03:09 PM	#716
Lindolirian World's Tallest Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Where the view is long Posts: 2,126	The Official Sword Namer Guy. and what was this guy's middle name? __________________ 'They say that the One will himself enter into Arda, and heal Men and all the Marring from the beginning to the end."