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Old 10-20-2003, 08:33 PM   #2401
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Aragorn's thoughts:
Aragorn actcidentally pokes a hole in the ceiling to discover arwen's bedroom, and is to busy to listen to elrond..

Elrond: aragorn... ARAGORN! what the hell is the matter with you? it's like you've seen my daughter again where i caught you last time-...
Aragorn: ahh... yah (is to busy trying to get a better view through the hole in the ceiling.

Elrond : wait a minute... what is that hole doing in th-
ARAGORN!

lame. come on people say it . i know i'm lame. that's why I only laugh at my own jokes...


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Old 10-20-2003, 09:59 PM   #2402
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Old 10-21-2003, 05:10 AM   #2403
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For the Aragorn card:

Elrond(full of envy): Hmph... Well I have a big one to!
Aragorn: Oh please! It's not the size...Its how you use it!
Legolas: yeah look at me I have two and the girls love me!?
Elrond: What in Middle-Earth are you taking about!?
Legolas: Were we not discussing are swords?
(strande looks from Aragorn and Elrond)

hehe couldnt resist!
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Old 10-21-2003, 11:27 AM   #2404
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It's scary, that pic of Aragorn looks like my friend's dad!
Praytell, where would I be finding this guy..?

For the Aragorn card:

Aragorn: Oooo!!! Pointy....


For Merry and Pip:
Merry: Pheew! Pippin!

Pippin: Dont look at me, it was Gandalf..


I hope that thought has warped your mind for the next few days... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Old 10-21-2003, 01:40 PM   #2405
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(For the Merry and Pippin picture).

Merry: What do you mean you forgot your clean underwear???????????


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Old 10-21-2003, 03:35 PM   #2406
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Old 10-21-2003, 04:14 PM   #2407
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Elrond(full of envy): Hmph... Well I have a big one to!
Aragorn: Oh please! It's not the size...Its how you use it!
Legolas: yeah look at me I have two and the girls love me!?
Elrond: What in Middle-Earth are you taking about!?
Legolas: Were we not discussing are swords?
(strande looks from Aragorn and Elrond)
That was just SCARY.
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Old 10-21-2003, 04:24 PM   #2408
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Merry: How many mushrooms did you eat? You're heavy!

Pip: At least I'm not as fat as you!

**I do not think that Merry is fat, but Pip had to say something!**

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It's scary, that pic of Aragorn looks like my friend's dad!
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Praytell, where would I be finding this guy..?
My friend's dad doesn't really look like Aragorn, just that picture for some reason.
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Old 10-22-2003, 06:03 PM   #2409
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Merry: Gosh, Pippin! That's smelled like Bill crap!
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Do you really think we'll be able to pick up HBO with this, Mr. Frodo?
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Old 10-23-2003, 09:56 PM   #2411
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Elrond(full of envy): Hmph... Well I have a big one to!
Aragorn: Oh please! It's not the size...Its how you use it!
Legolas: yeah look at me I have two and the girls love me!?
Elrond: What in Middle-Earth are you taking about!?
Legolas: Were we not discussing are swords?
(strande looks from Aragorn and Elrond)

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That was just SCARY.
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Old 10-24-2003, 02:15 AM   #2412
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-----That was lame. Let's try this.-----

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Old 10-24-2003, 03:03 AM   #2413
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Sam: this Elvish pinball is really quite something, Mr. Frodo!
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Old 10-24-2003, 05:47 PM   #2414
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I saw these on another site:

"Okay Sam, one more game of 'Hungry Hungry Hippos' but then I REALLY need to get to the council meeting."

"They were fresh out of lawn gnomes, Mr. Frodo, but they had tons of this 'New Age Art' stuff."

"Frodo and Sam have finally completed their first Nazgul trap."

And now mine:
You see, Sam, according to the advanced skill of this Elvish astronomy-reading device, we should both already... be... dead... well that's discouraging.

Sam: What IS it, Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: It's a satelite dish. It receives and sends radio waves from an oribiting satillite in space that are sent into a Television set and displayed as picture and sound on a screen.
Sam: ...And what does THAT mean?
Frodo: It means Elrond's got over 20 cooking channels in his throne room, and we're gonna find a way to watch them all.

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Old 10-24-2003, 06:34 PM   #2415
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Heheh, that's great.

Herm, here's one that's maybe not so great:

Sam: Well, Mr. Frodo, I dunno...
Frodo: Go on, Sam!
Sam: But is this contraption really one of those 'power-ball' wheels the elves speak of?

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Old 10-25-2003, 11:43 AM   #2416
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Sam: Now, see here Mr. Frodo; if we spin it like this then we can watch the pennies go around and around and we can race them! Okay, ready, set, GO!
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Old 10-25-2003, 01:22 PM   #2417
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Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! If you spin the ring on the outside, the ones on the inside spin too!

Frodo: Oooooh...
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Old 10-25-2003, 07:56 PM   #2418
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(Hmm, how about drawing on some of my furniture moving experience? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] )

F: No, Sam! Push!
S: But I-
F: The other way!
S: I can't go that way!
F: Move, you big fat...
S: Well if you're gonna talk that way, you can forget about me helping you move to Crikhollow!!

Or...


S: If we drop this on Boromir's head, do you think he'll stop begging us to do the Wave?
F: Do you think we can get high enough above him to drop it?

(Just imagine...Boromir's at the council giving his "lidless Eye is always watching" speech and all of a sudden-whomp! Heh heh...)

Or...

F: No, I think it's the other way that goes up.

Or...

S: MY FINGER! MY FINGER!

Or...

F: Bwahaha, Sam, I have invented the WASHING MASHINE!

Or...

Sam: So, you just put your golf ball in here, and it comes out clean, eh?

Or...

F: Heh heh, this'll fix Legolas!
S: Um, what is it Mr. Frodo?
F: Uhhh...it's a...a Legolas fixer.


It's alright, Mr. Pumpkin, we're running far far away so that Merry won't make fun of us anymore!

Or...

I can't believe that I agreed to wash Gandalf's clothes for a month...

Or...

I hope Aragorn won't mind what I did to Anduril...

Or...

Gimli says that this is a special rock that I can squeeze ale and mushrooms, huh? Well, I'd better cover it up and hide it somewhere where Merry won't find it...


(Wow, I'm on a roll tonight! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] )

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Old 10-26-2003, 03:04 PM   #2419
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[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Wow, Oddwen, that was a lot!

Remember that pic of Frodo and the Nazgul? I just thought up another caption for that.

Frodo: You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Spa...*falls off the bridge*
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Old 10-27-2003, 02:35 PM   #2422
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Er, that was meant to be for the picture, not a rambling, random outburst which shows my insanity.

Although everything shows my insanity these days...
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Old 11-04-2003, 04:14 PM   #2424
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S: Common Mr. Frodo, it's so easy.
F: I still don't get it.
S: Common, you just scratch it. *weekieweekieweekieSauronsucksweekieweekie*
F: Oh Sam, people will always remember you as Middle-Earths first DJ!
S: Yeah, hey P.J., don't you have any more convincing stuff lying around in your basement? We are looking like idiots!
P.J: Cuuut! (I need some time to think here)
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This has been pretty slow lately, so...



Frodo: Birdy, birdy, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye?

Ok, that's scary, he looks like he could be doing the dance from the Thriller music video. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] I should know, I had to learn that dance in my Modern Dance class.
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Old 11-04-2003, 06:37 PM   #2426
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Haldir *in a very deep voice*: Frodo...... I am.....your......MOTHER!!!!!!

Frodo: Mama???????


(Don't ask what I was thinking. I'm going through a very stressful week, I haven't eaten anything for three days except three six-packs of Diet Coke, and I've gotten a collective amount of three hours of sleep. FEAR THE SLEEPY HIGH KING!!!!!!)

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FEAR THE SLEEPY HIGH KING!!!!!!
*cringes in a corner* No! Please, don't! It's too inhuman!(OK, inelf. Whatever... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ) Don't make me clean up after Fėanor!!!!!

(With that over, we proceed to...)
Frodo: My Flaming Eye Action Figure(wait...what action can a flaming eye do? Anywhen...) is stuck up that tree. *looks pleadingly at audience, makes sad puppy eyes* Can you help me get it?

-----or-----
Frodo: Wow, that's a big mushroom.
Sam(off scene): I don't think that was a mushroom, Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: So, what is it?
Sam: Remember the Rambaldi artifact a few pictures back? I think we just blew Rivendell up.

OK, That was long.

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Ok, firstly, when Oddwen said:
'It's alright, Mr. Pumpkin, we're running far far away so that Merry won't make fun of us anymore!'
It reminded me of Tom Hanks in Castaway and Wilson:
'PUMPKIN!!!!'

AND

For that legolas one:
'Wait a minute, you're not Uruk-hai, you're FANGIRLS!!! WAIT, STOP, WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME????!!!!'


*sigh*
I try. I really do.
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Old 11-07-2003, 12:22 PM   #2435
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Old 11-07-2003, 03:56 PM   #2436
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Old 11-07-2003, 04:00 PM   #2437
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Aragorn: *singing to himself* The king goes marching home again, hurrah! hurrah!

Gandalf: Bloody hell, I forgot my ear plugs again *bonks soldier in front of him with staff, and takes helmet* Ahh.

Théoden: We're all gonna die.

*shrug* I can't think too well today.

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Old 11-07-2003, 04:12 PM   #2438
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Gandalf:*to himself* I'm one of the main guys an Istari at that and I'm pushed into the back? I won't stand for this PJ, I'll get you for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aragorn: Well Gandalf look at me I'm king and I'm stuck here too, butyou don't catch me screaming like that.
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Old 11-07-2003, 04:46 PM   #2439
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I thought Theoden looked hunched over as if he had been stabbed in the back.

Theoden: Uhh, I feel sick.

He falls over
Guy in center: Finally, I killed the king! I hate wearing these silly hats that you call helmets!
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Old 11-07-2003, 04:49 PM   #2440
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Theoden: I want the singing Rohirrim on the left, and the dancing Rohirrim on the right!

Gandalf to Theoden: Where do I go?

Theoden: You have a duet tap dancing number with Aragorn.

Aragorn(thinking): Senile old king...I will sing, but I will NOT dance!

Legolas (thinking): maybe I can get out of this one...
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