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purplefluffychainsaw · 06-24-2003, 12:35 PM

What do you mean Arwen's dresses were found in my cupboard?!

Okay, so not that origanal but...

06-24-2003, 01:55 PM

I heard that! If you make fun of my tiara one more time behind my back I swear...

Wolvaurynomir · 06-24-2003, 03:13 PM

"Does this expression make me look like Wolverine?"

Oddwen · 06-25-2003, 04:31 AM

What? What are you saying? No Samwise, I didn't teach Elanor karate! (Combining the last two pictures here...)

What do you mean "Do I do the Wave"? I'm an elf-lord of old! I don't WAVE!!!!!!

TealDude4 · 06-25-2003, 04:40 AM

Pippin to Merry: I heard that if you say "I've found The One." He will go all crazy.

Elrond: I will tell you... for the last time... Mr. Took. Do not mock... me.

Finwe · 06-25-2003, 09:47 AM

Arwen! Aragorn! Stop it this instant! I don't care what you two do in Lothlorien, but this is my house, and my rules apply here!

Silmiel of Imladris · 06-25-2003, 11:12 AM

Mr. Anderson!!! You are in the wrong movie and can't you see I don't have time to kill you!! Get out!!! Get out!!! Pick up that stupid phone and get out!!!

Ok that was a little corny. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Airehiriel · 06-26-2003, 09:44 AM

[img]file:///C:/My%20Documents/hama.jpg[/img]

Noooo!! Say it isn't so! Aragorn hasn't washed his hair in 50 years?! Ahhhhh! I stood close to that guy!

[ June 26, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

GaladrieloftheOlden · 06-27-2003, 10:52 AM

I can't see that pic, Airihiriel. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

~Menelien

Elennar Starfire · 06-28-2003, 04:36 PM

I can't see that last one, but the pippin picture:

Pippins expression right after he walked into the bathroom... Arwen forgot to lock the door. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Arwen_Evenstar · 06-28-2003, 07:18 PM

For the Frodo one:
'No, Doc, It can't be true!!!'
'I'm afraid so mister baggins...You..you're...Allergic to Mushrooms!'
'NOOOOOOO!!!!'

Yavanna228 · 06-28-2003, 08:26 PM

Frodo: Good grief, it's true! There are such things as haircuts!
[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Peace

arianrod · 06-28-2003, 09:58 PM

"Laugh if you will, but this fashion is all the rage in Minas Tirith..."

Maylin · 06-28-2003, 10:29 PM

Look! Its the Loch Ness monster!!

Aredhel Idril Telcontar · 06-29-2003, 01:24 AM

I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky... I think about it every night and day, just spread my *wings* and fly away...

First try. No flames please [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Aredhel Idril Telcontar · 06-29-2003, 01:26 AM

Ok, lemmie try another one:

What??? Is there something on my head??

Meela · 06-29-2003, 09:23 AM

Middle Earth had trouble grasping the concept of the aeroplane.

Feared Half-Elf · 06-29-2003, 12:18 PM

Does my head look big in this?

peonydeepdelver · 06-29-2003, 05:40 PM

Random Soldier offscreen: Aye, DaVinci's been at it again with those, whaddya call 'em, "flyin' machines"... I still think we should all chase him out of Gondor with torches and pitchforks....

Oddwen · 06-29-2003, 06:10 PM

And then troops, after the first wave of orcs is taken care of, we're gonna...what are you laughing at, Ingoldf? Do you find this war AMUSING??

Yavanna228 · 06-29-2003, 07:38 PM

'Laugh if you must, but I bet you can't pick up radio waves. Just wait till I'm the only one who knows the odds on the next race. Ha!'
Peace

Yavanna228 · 06-29-2003, 07:39 PM

'That's the last time I ask the guys for advice on picking out a helmet...'
Peace

Sorry, I'm just having too much fun with this picture! It's great! Classic. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Everdawn · 06-29-2003, 09:01 PM

I am just trying to make a statement! NOW THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM MENTAL!

Lëowen · 06-29-2003, 09:05 PM

What do you mean 'there's a bird stuck on my helmet'?

TealDude4 · 06-30-2003, 06:38 AM

Aragorn: RUN AWAY!!!!
Soldiers: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!

Finwe · 06-30-2003, 10:24 AM

Aragorn: RUN!!! THEY'VE GOT A SHAMPOO BOTTLE!!!

Random Elf: *bows to the almighty shampoo bottle*

Aredhel Idril Telcontar · 06-30-2003, 11:05 AM

Aragorn: Run for your lives!!! URUK-HAI!!!
Elf: *mumbling* Eww, I think I just stepped in something...

Alatariel Telemnar · 06-30-2003, 11:34 AM

Elf: Oh, that is a big pile of....

Aragorn:Run for your lives!! Its Gimli in a pink tutu!!!!*pushes everyone in way, to get out of the scene, including the elf*

Elf: *lands face flat in the...*

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 06-30-2003, 11:46 AM

aragorn:motheeeer!that...STUPID...ELF is teasing me again!!!

elf:*muttering* all i said was that he could change hair style, maybe dye his hair blond and now he's bearing tales...

ElenCala Isil · 06-30-2003, 11:56 AM

Aragorn: NAN BARAD!!!! NAN BARAD!!!!
Elf: Eru! I just had to fail elvish 101 didn't I?

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 06-30-2003, 05:39 PM

Following up on ElenCala Isil's caption...

Aragorn: NAN BARAD!!
Random Elf 1: What does that mean?
RE2: Um...do Frodo's funky chicken dance?
Re1: If he says so...

Everdawn · 07-01-2003, 12:58 AM

Aragron: AN ARMY OF TELETUBBIES! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!!

purplefluffychainsaw · 07-01-2003, 03:12 AM

Aragorn: What do you mean Gandlaf's back? Again? RUN AWAY!

Helkahothion · 07-01-2003, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Aragron: AN ARMY OF TELETUBBIES! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!!

Elf that bows: Spread the word, Aragorn is an elf hater.
Re: But he is marrying Arwen and she is an elf
Aragorn: Arwen is an elf? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Abedithon le

Meela · 07-01-2003, 07:05 AM

Elf: get ready to duck, guys! He forgot to deodorise again...

Silmiel of Imladris · 07-01-2003, 01:45 PM

Aragorn: A Eruchin, ú-dano i faelas a hyn, an uben tanatha le faelas.

Random Elf: Psst... Your Elvish is a little rusty because you just told us you have a fire eating otter in your pants.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 07-01-2003, 01:53 PM

Ah, those are all great!!
I apologize for the size, but I can't resist...

"That one, Pippin. He's the one that stole my ice-cream cone!"

Meela · 07-01-2003, 02:06 PM

Merry: "He dropped me in a puddle, pi- pip? Are you listening??"

Pippin: "I like those shoes..."

Elennar Starfire · 07-01-2003, 04:27 PM

Merry:*pointing at Boromir* You tried to eat us!

Boromir: I thought you were a squid! Please don't hurt meeeeee!

I wonder what will happen next... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

07-01-2003, 04:38 PM

We want you! For the United States army.

06-24-2003, 12:35 PM	#1921
purplefluffychainsaw Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a very cold place.... Posts: 162	What do you mean Arwen's dresses were found in my cupboard?! Okay, so not that origanal but... __________________ Love, Drugs and Fairy Boys ~ SAM

06-24-2003, 03:13 PM	#1923
Wolvaurynomir Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Arizona; feel the burn.... Posts: 21	"Does this expression make me look like Wolverine?" __________________ For Gondor and the fallen... bub! ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco king!

06-25-2003, 04:31 AM	#1924
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,166	What? What are you saying? No Samwise, I didn't teach Elanor karate! (Combining the last two pictures here...) What do you mean "Do I do the Wave"? I'm an elf-lord of old! I don't WAVE!!!!!! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-25-2003, 04:40 AM	#1925
TealDude4 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Earth Posts: 42	Pippin to Merry: I heard that if you say "I've found The One." He will go all crazy. Elrond: I will tell you... for the last time... Mr. Took. Do not mock... me. __________________ "I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come, when the courage of men fail. And we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. This day, we fight!"

06-25-2003, 09:47 AM	#1926
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	Arwen! Aragorn! Stop it this instant! I don't care what you two do in Lothlorien, but this is my house, and my rules apply here! __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

06-24-2003, 01:55 PM	#1922
VagrantCandy Guest Posts: n/a	I heard that! If you make fun of my tiara one more time behind my back I swear...

06-25-2003, 11:12 AM	#1927
Silmiel of Imladris Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Looking into a crystal ball- still see nothing Posts: 395	Mr. Anderson!!! You are in the wrong movie and can't you see I don't have time to kill you!! Get out!!! Get out!!! Pick up that stupid phone and get out!!! Ok that was a little corny. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?

06-26-2003, 09:44 AM	#1928
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	[img]file:///C:/My%20Documents/hama.jpg[/img] Noooo!! Say it isn't so! Aragorn hasn't washed his hair in 50 years?! Ahhhhh! I stood close to that guy! [ June 26, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ] __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

06-27-2003, 10:52 AM	#1929
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,549	I can't see that pic, Airihiriel. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] ~Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

06-28-2003, 04:36 PM	#1930
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 987	I can't see that last one, but the pippin picture: Pippins expression right after he walked into the bathroom... Arwen forgot to lock the door. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ Don't let me die!

06-28-2003, 07:18 PM	#1931
Arwen_Evenstar Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 206	For the Frodo one: 'No, Doc, It can't be true!!!' 'I'm afraid so mister baggins...You..you're...Allergic to Mushrooms!' 'NOOOOOOO!!!!' __________________ 'I am Agarwaen, Son of Úmarth...'-Túrin Turambar. Arwen_Evenstar

06-28-2003, 08:26 PM	#1932
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	Frodo: Good grief, it's true! There are such things as haircuts! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

06-28-2003, 09:58 PM	#1933
arianrod Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners Posts: 215	"Laugh if you will, but this fashion is all the rage in Minas Tirith..." __________________ Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!

06-28-2003, 10:29 PM	#1934
Maylin Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mordor ( or school, same thing) Posts: 81	Look! Its the Loch Ness monster!! __________________ You feel an overwhelming urge to click here

06-29-2003, 01:24 AM	#1935
Aredhel Idril Telcontar Wight Join Date: May 2003 Location: Hanging on a sheer cliff with Maedhros Posts: 113	I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky... I think about it every night and day, just spread my wings and fly away... First try. No flames please [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ "I am your sister and not your servant, and beyond your bounds I will go as seems good to me." Tai uzdaryk mane Tevyne savyje/kaip giesme gerkleje mirtis uzdaro/ ir kaip uzdaro vakara naktis/ o Tu man atsakai: as Tavo laisve

06-29-2003, 01:26 AM	#1936
Aredhel Idril Telcontar Wight Join Date: May 2003 Location: Hanging on a sheer cliff with Maedhros Posts: 113	Ok, lemmie try another one: What??? Is there something on my head?? __________________ "I am your sister and not your servant, and beyond your bounds I will go as seems good to me." Tai uzdaryk mane Tevyne savyje/kaip giesme gerkleje mirtis uzdaro/ ir kaip uzdaro vakara naktis/ o Tu man atsakai: as Tavo laisve

06-29-2003, 09:23 AM	#1937
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,070	Middle Earth had trouble grasping the concept of the aeroplane. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-29-2003, 12:18 PM	#1938
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	Does my head look big in this? __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

06-29-2003, 05:40 PM	#1939
peonydeepdelver Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Alas, I hail from Massachusetts Posts: 256	Random Soldier offscreen: Aye, DaVinci's been at it again with those, whaddya call 'em, "flyin' machines"... I still think we should all chase him out of Gondor with torches and pitchforks.... __________________ "Nazgul, Nazgul! You speak of what is deep beyond the reach of your muddy dreams, Ugluk! Nazgul! Ah! All that they make out! One day you'll wish that you had not said that. Ape! You ought to know that they're the apple of the Great Eye." ~Grishnakh

06-29-2003, 06:10 PM	#1940
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,166	And then troops, after the first wave of orcs is taken care of, we're gonna...what are you laughing at, Ingoldf? Do you find this war AMUSING?? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-29-2003, 07:38 PM	#1941
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	'Laugh if you must, but I bet you can't pick up radio waves. Just wait till I'm the only one who knows the odds on the next race. Ha!' Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

06-29-2003, 07:39 PM	#1942
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	'That's the last time I ask the guys for advice on picking out a helmet...' Peace Sorry, I'm just having too much fun with this picture! It's great! Classic. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

06-29-2003, 09:01 PM	#1943
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	I am just trying to make a statement! NOW THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM MENTAL! __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

06-29-2003, 09:05 PM	#1944
Lëowen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: my computer chair, being smothered by my impossibly large cat Posts: 93	What do you mean 'there's a bird stuck on my helmet'? __________________ Be individual! Join the millions of other people also being individual! Prevent Merry Abuse! Join S.A.M!

06-30-2003, 06:38 AM	#1945
TealDude4 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Earth Posts: 42	Aragorn: RUN AWAY!!!! Soldiers: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!! __________________ "I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come, when the courage of men fail. And we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. This day, we fight!"

06-30-2003, 10:24 AM	#1946
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	Aragorn: RUN!!! THEY'VE GOT A SHAMPOO BOTTLE!!! Random Elf: bows to the almighty shampoo bottle __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

06-30-2003, 11:05 AM	#1947
Aredhel Idril Telcontar Wight Join Date: May 2003 Location: Hanging on a sheer cliff with Maedhros Posts: 113	Aragorn: Run for your lives!!! URUK-HAI!!! Elf: mumbling Eww, I think I just stepped in something... __________________ "I am your sister and not your servant, and beyond your bounds I will go as seems good to me." Tai uzdaryk mane Tevyne savyje/kaip giesme gerkleje mirtis uzdaro/ ir kaip uzdaro vakara naktis/ o Tu man atsakai: as Tavo laisve

06-30-2003, 11:34 AM	#1948
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	Elf: Oh, that is a big pile of.... Aragorn:Run for your lives!! Its Gimli in a pink tutu!!!!pushes everyone in way, to get out of the scene, including the elf Elf: lands face flat in the... __________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

06-30-2003, 11:46 AM	#1949
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,237	aragorn:motheeeer!that...STUPID...ELF is teasing me again!!! elf:muttering all i said was that he could change hair style, maybe dye his hair blond and now he's bearing tales... __________________ Fenris Wolf

06-30-2003, 11:56 AM	#1950
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	Aragorn: NAN BARAD!!!! NAN BARAD!!!! Elf: Eru! I just had to fail elvish 101 didn't I? __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

06-30-2003, 05:39 PM	#1951
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,198	Following up on ElenCala Isil's caption... Aragorn: NAN BARAD!! Random Elf 1: What does that mean? RE2: Um...do Frodo's funky chicken dance? Re1: If he says so... __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

07-01-2003, 12:58 AM	#1952
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Aragron: AN ARMY OF TELETUBBIES! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!! __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

07-01-2003, 03:12 AM	#1953
purplefluffychainsaw Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a very cold place.... Posts: 162	Aragorn: What do you mean Gandlaf's back? Again? RUN AWAY! __________________ Love, Drugs and Fairy Boys ~ SAM

07-01-2003, 07:05 AM	#1955
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,070	Elf: get ready to duck, guys! He forgot to deodorise again... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-01-2003, 01:45 PM	#1956
Silmiel of Imladris Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Looking into a crystal ball- still see nothing Posts: 395	Aragorn: A Eruchin, ú-dano i faelas a hyn, an uben tanatha le faelas. Random Elf: Psst... Your Elvish is a little rusty because you just told us you have a fire eating otter in your pants. __________________ Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?