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Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-09-2005, 03:46 PM

Fortunately since they were the only one alive, they decidet that they infact were the good guys.

Eonwe · 10-09-2005, 03:55 PM

Unforetunately (for the bad guys) they weren't the only ones left when the valar decided to repopulate midde-earth with the desendents of finarfin.

Glirdan · 10-09-2005, 09:03 PM

Fourtunately, the descendents of Finarfin were infact evil and the "Evil Guys" are actually good.

Eorl of Rohan · 10-10-2005, 05:28 AM

Unfortunately, Eorl of Rohan, who thinks this is all too confusing babble of goodness being evil being goodness being evil being go- and so on, was soon tired of this paradoxical discussion, took a part-time job at Eru Demolishment Inc. and wiped out all source of debatement on this point - which happened to be everyone.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-10-2005, 09:33 AM

Fortunately, Eru thought this most unfair and quite frankly silly. So he decided to put everything to rights... but Gimli still didn't have anything to eat.

Kath · 10-10-2005, 11:31 AM

Unfortunately Gimli had already died from hunger.

Eorl of Rohan · 10-11-2005, 12:05 AM

Fortunately Gimli, who had already died of decapitation once, could not die twice, so he had not died.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-11-2005, 12:41 AM

. . . due to his multiple encounters with death, he became Lord of the Netherworld. Using an army of zombie-Dwarves, he ousted Mandos from . . . err . . . Mandos.

Hiriel · 10-11-2005, 12:47 AM

Fortunately, Mandos was rather bored with his job anyway, so he started devoting his newfound free time to opening a chain of luxury beach resorts.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-11-2005, 12:49 AM

. . . he built his resorts on the shores of Ekkaia, and all who tried to swim fell to the bottom of the sea, where they were devoured by Ulmo's fishy car.

Hiriel · 10-11-2005, 12:57 AM

Fortunately, Ulmo's fishy car was famed for it's road trips, and spat all it's victems out on the more hospitable shores of Dol Amroth after a particularly nasty gas station burrito.

Eonwe · 10-11-2005, 06:50 AM

Unforetunately, that nasty roadside burito cuased ulmo's fishy car to engage in an equally nasty sting of hit and run accidents.

Glirdan · 10-11-2005, 01:31 PM

Fourtunately, Chief Wiggum was on the case and Ulmo got away while Manwe took ballet!!! *Groans*

I couldn't resist!!!

Eonwe · 10-11-2005, 06:33 PM

unfortunenately (for the dance teacher, fortunatly for us), ulmo ran over manwe's ballet teacher, setting the poor valar straight. after ulmo took manwe into the smoking room and had a very long, long solemn chat with him, manwe promised never to dance ballet again.

The Elf-warrior · 10-11-2005, 08:00 PM

Fortunately Grima Wormtongue was turned into an earthworm.

Glirdan · 10-11-2005, 08:16 PM

Unfourtunately, so was everyone else in Middle-Earth.

P.S. congrats on your 300th post in this thread Hookbill!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-11-2005, 11:43 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf turned everyone (except Grima) back to normal.

P.s. yes, I just noticed. Oh, Tra, la, la, lallly!

Boromir88 · 10-12-2005, 05:07 AM

Unfortunately, Saruman made Grima the Earthworm grow 2,000 times bigger and Grima the Earthworm ate Gandalf.

arcticstorm · 10-12-2005, 09:06 PM

Forunately Gandalf used Glamdiring to cut his way out of Grima's belly.

Eorl of Rohan · 10-12-2005, 09:09 PM

Unfortunately, everyone knows that earthworms multiply if chopped into pieces, each piece with one's own life, and now there were one-hundred-seventy-three pieces of Grima who all scattered over middle earth to eat up everyone else.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-13-2005, 02:13 AM

Fortunately, Eru lost his mind again and smote them all.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-13-2005, 02:20 AM

Eru smote the wrong 'them all.' Arda was on the other side of the Timeless Halls.

Lhunardawen · 10-13-2005, 03:27 AM

Fortunately, Nilpaurion Felagund was just looking at a mirror, so Eru smote the right "them all" after all.

Glirdan · 10-13-2005, 05:45 AM

Unfourtunately, it travelled through the Nilp mirror and into the wrong Arda.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-13-2005, 04:13 PM

Fortunately, the last part of this thread never happend (yes I am a Super-Hero and this is my ability!) Gandalf was now standing beside the blody mess formerly known as Grima.

The Elf-warrior · 10-13-2005, 06:46 PM

Unfortunately Wormtongue's body bred worms.

Glirdan · 10-13-2005, 07:09 PM

Fortunately, they were good worms that Gandalf used to attack Mordor and Isengard.

Gil-Galad · 10-13-2005, 07:39 PM

unfortunately they were pitiful weaklings

Eonwe · 10-13-2005, 08:03 PM

fortunately, it didn't matter, because they used sheer numbers to do what not even the ents could do: break into Orthank!!!!

Glirdan · 10-13-2005, 08:05 PM

Unfortunately, Saruman used his voice and convinced them all that they were evil and they should attack Gandalf.

Eonwe · 10-13-2005, 08:12 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf had thought ahead, and as soon as he saw them coming, pressed the red button on the black box that sat on the table in front of him...bam! no worms!

The Elf-warrior · 10-13-2005, 08:22 PM

Unfortunately Legolas was killed in the explosion.

Glirdan · 10-13-2005, 08:23 PM

Fortunately, this meant no more Captain Obvious!!

The Elf-warrior · 10-13-2005, 08:27 PM

Unfortunately a Legolas fangirl arrived in Middle-Earth, at Legolas's grave to be precise.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-13-2005, 11:46 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf charged very high admission fees for the graveyard of Legolas and so got very rich!

Gurthang · 10-14-2005, 02:37 AM

Unfortunately, Butters the Squirrel stole all of Gandalf's money.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-14-2005, 01:40 PM

Fortunately Dilbo the world wettest dog, killed Butters the Squirel and brought the money back to Gandalf.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-14-2005, 01:51 PM

Unfortunately, Gandalf lost it all in gambling and drugs.

Glirdan · 10-14-2005, 02:05 PM

Fortunately, the drugs were the Longbottom leaf from the shire and he liked that the most.

Boromir88 · 10-14-2005, 02:39 PM

Unfortunately, the evil hobbits who didn't like Gandalf laced the Longbottom leaf with arsenic and Gandalf died.

10-09-2005, 03:55 PM	#2002
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Unforetunately (for the bad guys) they weren't the only ones left when the valar decided to repopulate midde-earth with the desendents of finarfin. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-09-2005, 09:03 PM	#2003
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fourtunately, the descendents of Finarfin were infact evil and the "Evil Guys" are actually good. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-10-2005, 05:28 AM	#2004
Eorl of Rohan Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 602	Unfortunately, Eorl of Rohan, who thinks this is all too confusing babble of goodness being evil being goodness being evil being go- and so on, was soon tired of this paradoxical discussion, took a part-time job at Eru Demolishment Inc. and wiped out all source of debatement on this point - which happened to be everyone. __________________ There is no signature here.

10-10-2005, 09:33 AM	#2005
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, Eru thought this most unfair and quite frankly silly. So he decided to put everything to rights... but Gimli still didn't have anything to eat. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-10-2005, 11:31 AM	#2006
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Unfortunately Gimli had already died from hunger. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

10-11-2005, 12:05 AM	#2007
Eorl of Rohan Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 602	Fortunately Gimli, who had already died of decapitation once, could not die twice, so he had not died. __________________ There is no signature here.

10-11-2005, 12:41 AM	#2008
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Unfortunately . . . . . . due to his multiple encounters with death, he became Lord of the Netherworld. Using an army of zombie-Dwarves, he ousted Mandos from . . . err . . . Mandos. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-11-2005, 12:47 AM	#2009
Hiriel Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sleeping in the South, dreaming of Umbar Posts: 135	Fortunately, Mandos was rather bored with his job anyway, so he started devoting his newfound free time to opening a chain of luxury beach resorts. __________________ Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising 4 8 15 16 23 42 ~Proud Lostaway

10-11-2005, 12:49 AM	#2010
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Unfortunately . . . . . . he built his resorts on the shores of Ekkaia, and all who tried to swim fell to the bottom of the sea, where they were devoured by Ulmo's fishy car. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-11-2005, 12:57 AM	#2011
Hiriel Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sleeping in the South, dreaming of Umbar Posts: 135	Fortunately, Ulmo's fishy car was famed for it's road trips, and spat all it's victems out on the more hospitable shores of Dol Amroth after a particularly nasty gas station burrito. __________________ Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising 4 8 15 16 23 42 ~Proud Lostaway

10-11-2005, 06:50 AM	#2012
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Unforetunately, that nasty roadside burito cuased ulmo's fishy car to engage in an equally nasty sting of hit and run accidents. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-11-2005, 01:31 PM	#2013
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fourtunately, Chief Wiggum was on the case and Ulmo got away while Manwe took ballet!!! Groans I couldn't resist!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-11-2005, 06:33 PM	#2014
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	unfortunenately (for the dance teacher, fortunatly for us), ulmo ran over manwe's ballet teacher, setting the poor valar straight. after ulmo took manwe into the smoking room and had a very long, long solemn chat with him, manwe promised never to dance ballet again. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-11-2005, 08:00 PM	#2015
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Grima Wormtongue was turned into an earthworm. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-11-2005, 08:16 PM	#2016
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfourtunately, so was everyone else in Middle-Earth. P.S. congrats on your 300th post in this thread Hookbill!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf Last edited by Glirdan; 10-11-2005 at 08:38 PM.

10-11-2005, 11:43 PM	#2017
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, Gandalf turned everyone (except Grima) back to normal. P.s. yes, I just noticed. Oh, Tra, la, la, lallly! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-12-2005, 05:07 AM	#2018
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately, Saruman made Grima the Earthworm grow 2,000 times bigger and Grima the Earthworm ate Gandalf. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-12-2005, 09:06 PM	#2019
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	Forunately Gandalf used Glamdiring to cut his way out of Grima's belly.

10-12-2005, 09:09 PM	#2020
Eorl of Rohan Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 602	Unfortunately, everyone knows that earthworms multiply if chopped into pieces, each piece with one's own life, and now there were one-hundred-seventy-three pieces of Grima who all scattered over middle earth to eat up everyone else. __________________ There is no signature here.

10-13-2005, 02:13 AM	#2021
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, Eru lost his mind again and smote them all.

10-13-2005, 02:20 AM	#2022
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Unfortunately . . . Eru smote the wrong 'them all.' Arda was on the other side of the Timeless Halls. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 10-13-2005 at 05:55 AM. Reason: Lhuny was right.

10-13-2005, 03:27 AM	#2023
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,724	Daga, I'll take that as 'unfortunately'. Fortunately, Nilpaurion Felagund was just looking at a mirror, so Eru smote the right "them all" after all.

10-13-2005, 05:45 AM	#2024
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfourtunately, it travelled through the Nilp mirror and into the wrong Arda. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-13-2005, 06:46 PM	#2026
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Wormtongue's body bred worms. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-13-2005, 07:09 PM	#2027
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, they were good worms that Gandalf used to attack Mordor and Isengard. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-13-2005, 07:39 PM	#2028
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	unfortunately they were pitiful weaklings __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-13-2005, 08:03 PM	#2029
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	fortunately, it didn't matter, because they used sheer numbers to do what not even the ents could do: break into Orthank!!!! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-13-2005, 08:05 PM	#2030
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, Saruman used his voice and convinced them all that they were evil and they should attack Gandalf. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-13-2005, 08:12 PM	#2031
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Fortunately, Gandalf had thought ahead, and as soon as he saw them coming, pressed the red button on the black box that sat on the table in front of him...bam! no worms! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-13-2005, 08:22 PM	#2032
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Legolas was killed in the explosion. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-13-2005, 08:23 PM	#2033
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, this meant no more Captain Obvious!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-13-2005, 08:27 PM	#2034
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately a Legolas fangirl arrived in Middle-Earth, at Legolas's grave to be precise. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-13-2005, 11:46 PM	#2035
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, Gandalf charged very high admission fees for the graveyard of Legolas and so got very rich! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-14-2005, 02:37 AM	#2036
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	Unfortunately... Unfortunately, Butters the Squirrel stole all of Gandalf's money. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-14-2005, 01:51 PM	#2038
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, Gandalf lost it all in gambling and drugs. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...