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Tuor in Gondolin · 07-30-2009, 02:17 PM

Thanks. I missed that.

Continue...

Eönwë · 07-30-2009, 02:48 PM

Fortunately, the ADA enforcer was wearing a mithril shirt.

Lindale · 07-30-2009, 03:01 PM

Unfortunately the arrow hit him in the leg, where the mithril didn't cover him.

Eönwë · 07-30-2009, 03:30 PM

Fortunately, 'twas only a flesh wound, and it didn't kill him

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-30-2009, 04:04 PM

Unfortunately for the orc, Wormtongue was passing by
and was just thinking of something tasty for dinner.

Eönwë · 07-30-2009, 05:06 PM

Fortunately (for the orc) Wormtongue was a vegetarian.

Valesse · 07-30-2009, 07:53 PM

Unfortunately (for the orc) the warg which had seen him shoot the ADA officer was not a vegetarian.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-30-2009, 07:55 PM

Fortunately (for the warg) the orc was delicious.

Boromir88 · 07-30-2009, 09:26 PM

Unfortunately the warg was banned from all warg-society, because wargs can't eat orc on tuesdays or thursdays

Hakon · 07-30-2009, 09:33 PM

Fortunately, the warg managed to fall in love with some other warg outlaws.

Eönwë · 07-31-2009, 05:29 AM

Unfortunately, even they shunned him for eating orc on a non-orc-eating day.

Boromir88 · 07-31-2009, 06:38 AM

Fortunately he met a friendly group of Elves, who happened to be Wargs-rights activists

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-31-2009, 06:42 AM

Unfortunately for the warg, the liberated elves
were also women's rights activists, abhorrent in
warg philosophy.

Boromir88 · 07-31-2009, 10:32 AM

Fortunately, the warg had enough and ate all the liberated Elves. For this heroic deed he was accepted back into normal warg-society

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-31-2009, 11:06 AM

Unfortunately warg-society had recently enacted a "Don't Ask,
Don't Tell" policy regarding eating liberated elves, so when the
warg bragged about it he was eaten by the other wargs.

Hakon · 07-31-2009, 11:08 AM

Fortunately, the dead warg's mother gave him a nice funeral.

Eönwë · 07-31-2009, 01:52 PM

Unfortunately, because she mentioned his living deeds, she was also eaten by wargs.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-31-2009, 01:55 PM

Fortunately, the other wargs got ill, so they could not eat anything else for quite a while. Alas for the mother, who did not benefit out of this arrangement.

Eönwë · 07-31-2009, 02:09 PM

Unfortunately (for Middle-Earth), this illness actually gave the wargs the ability to fly, even when the sickness left them and they were able to eat.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-31-2009, 02:12 PM

Fortunately, they were only able to fly within thirteen metres from their homes.

Eönwë · 07-31-2009, 03:32 PM

Unfortunately, their homes were right next to a road which many people passed each day.

Hakon · 07-31-2009, 04:05 PM

Fortunately, ten ents started to protect the road.

Eönwë · 08-01-2009, 09:22 AM

Unfortunately, they turned huornish (or is that huorny

).

Lindale · 08-01-2009, 10:50 AM

Fortunately a myopic Hobbit cried: "I saw the Entwives!" and distracted the huorny Ents.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-01-2009, 01:05 PM

Unfortunately the entwives all had headaches.

Valesse · 08-01-2009, 11:24 PM

Fortunately the huorny ents were all narcoleptic and fell asleep in place!

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-02-2009, 01:05 PM

Unfortunately the wargs took advantage of the ent
sleepiness to steal acorns from all of the oak ents.

Boromir88 · 08-02-2009, 01:10 PM

Fortunately Gandalf came by in his cart and lit a fire beneath the wargs' feet

Nessa Telrunya · 08-02-2009, 01:24 PM

Unfortunately, the wargs had flame-resistant shoes on at the time.

Boromir88 · 08-02-2009, 04:25 PM

Fortunately the wargs thought they were buying flame-resistant shoes, when really they were only ordinary sneakers. (The shoes were from Bill Ferney who was now facing charges of fraud and false advertising

)

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-02-2009, 06:57 PM

Unfortunately Bill Ferny's attorney, Wormtongue,
got him off by pleading Bill Ferny was
"emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt"
(he watched old M*A*S*H* reruns).

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 08-02-2009, 10:40 PM

Fortunately, they both were watching M*A*S*H re-runs and thus couldn't be bothered to do anymore evil things... for a time.

Boromir88 · 08-02-2009, 11:44 PM

Unfortunately, for a time, only lasted 3 minutes

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 08-02-2009, 11:53 PM

Fortunately, (the Balrog was asleep) during those three seconds a hole ripped in the fabric of time and space, so Wormtounge and Ferny got sucked in.

Eönwë · 08-03-2009, 12:09 AM

Unfortunately, it "spat" them back out at Bag End.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-03-2009, 06:53 AM

Fortunately Bill Ferny was a bff with the Gaffer.

Eönwë · 08-03-2009, 04:09 PM

Unfortunately the Gaffer got amnesia and forgot about this.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-03-2009, 04:14 PM

Fortunately (I think

) Ferny was also a bff with Lobelia.

Boromir88 · 08-03-2009, 11:13 PM

Unfortunately Lobelia was in prison for assault with a deadly weapon (no doubt her umbrella)

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 08-03-2009, 11:15 PM

Fortunately, that prison was the Lockholes, this in itself isn't good, but Frodo and company came to rescue her (and her umbrella)!

07-30-2009, 02:17 PM	#6041
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Thanks. I missed that. Continue... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-30-2009, 02:48 PM	#6042
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately, the ADA enforcer was wearing a mithril shirt. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-30-2009, 03:01 PM	#6043
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 981	Unfortunately the arrow hit him in the leg, where the mithril didn't cover him. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-30-2009, 03:30 PM	#6044
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately, 'twas only a flesh wound, and it didn't kill him __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-30-2009, 04:04 PM	#6045
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for the orc, Wormtongue was passing by and was just thinking of something tasty for dinner. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-30-2009, 05:06 PM	#6046
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately (for the orc) Wormtongue was a vegetarian. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-30-2009, 07:53 PM	#6047
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Unfortunately (for the orc) the warg which had seen him shoot the ADA officer was not a vegetarian. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

07-30-2009, 07:55 PM	#6048
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately (for the warg) the orc was delicious. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-30-2009, 09:26 PM	#6049
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately the warg was banned from all warg-society, because wargs can't eat orc on tuesdays or thursdays __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-30-2009, 09:33 PM	#6050
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 747	Fortunately, the warg managed to fall in love with some other warg outlaws. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-31-2009, 05:29 AM	#6051
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, even they shunned him for eating orc on a non-orc-eating day. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-31-2009, 06:38 AM	#6052
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately he met a friendly group of Elves, who happened to be Wargs-rights activists __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-31-2009, 06:42 AM	#6053
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for the warg, the liberated elves were also women's rights activists, abhorrent in warg philosophy. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-31-2009, 10:32 AM	#6054
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately, the warg had enough and ate all the liberated Elves. For this heroic deed he was accepted back into normal warg-society __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-31-2009, 11:06 AM	#6055
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately warg-society had recently enacted a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy regarding eating liberated elves, so when the warg bragged about it he was eaten by the other wargs. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-31-2009, 11:08 AM	#6056
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 747	Fortunately, the dead warg's mother gave him a nice funeral. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-31-2009, 01:52 PM	#6057
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, because she mentioned his living deeds, she was also eaten by wargs. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-31-2009, 01:55 PM	#6058
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Fortunately, the other wargs got ill, so they could not eat anything else for quite a while. Alas for the mother, who did not benefit out of this arrangement. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-31-2009, 02:09 PM	#6059
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately (for Middle-Earth), this illness actually gave the wargs the ability to fly, even when the sickness left them and they were able to eat. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-31-2009, 02:12 PM	#6060
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Fortunately, they were only able to fly within thirteen metres from their homes. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-31-2009, 03:32 PM	#6061
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, their homes were right next to a road which many people passed each day. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-31-2009, 04:05 PM	#6062
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 747	Fortunately, ten ents started to protect the road. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

08-01-2009, 09:22 AM	#6063
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, they turned huornish (or is that huorny ). __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

08-01-2009, 10:50 AM	#6064
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 981	Fortunately a myopic Hobbit cried: "I saw the Entwives!" and distracted the huorny Ents. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

08-01-2009, 01:05 PM	#6065
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the entwives all had headaches. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-01-2009, 11:24 PM	#6066
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Fortunately the huorny ents were all narcoleptic and fell asleep in place! __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

08-02-2009, 01:05 PM	#6067
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the wargs took advantage of the ent sleepiness to steal acorns from all of the oak ents. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-02-2009, 01:10 PM	#6068
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately Gandalf came by in his cart and lit a fire beneath the wargs' feet __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-02-2009, 01:24 PM	#6069
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	Unfortunately, the wargs had flame-resistant shoes on at the time. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-02-2009, 04:25 PM	#6070
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately the wargs thought they were buying flame-resistant shoes, when really they were only ordinary sneakers. (The shoes were from Bill Ferney who was now facing charges of fraud and false advertising ) __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-02-2009, 06:57 PM	#6071
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Bill Ferny's attorney, Wormtongue, got him off by pleading Bill Ferny was "emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt" (he watched old MASH reruns). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-02-2009, 10:40 PM	#6072
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Fortunately, they both were watching MASH re-runs and thus couldn't be bothered to do anymore evil things... for a time. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.*

08-02-2009, 11:44 PM	#6073
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately, for a time, only lasted 3 minutes __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-02-2009, 11:53 PM	#6074
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Fortunately, (the Balrog was asleep) during those three seconds a hole ripped in the fabric of time and space, so Wormtounge and Ferny got sucked in. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

08-03-2009, 12:09 AM	#6075
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, it "spat" them back out at Bag End. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place