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Old 09-19-2005, 12:26 PM   #7401
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Old 09-19-2005, 12:36 PM   #7402
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Old 09-19-2005, 12:37 PM   #7403
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Elrond: (to the begging Legolas) What do you mean you don't want to go surfing down Mount Doom on the liquid, hot, MAG-ma? Panzy! It's not much different then sliding down stairs.
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Old 09-19-2005, 01:56 PM   #7404
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Elrond has a stroke of genius. Orodruin Steam Baths Incorporated was going to be the most popular spa in Middle-Earth, no matter what Galadriel said.
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Old 09-19-2005, 02:00 PM   #7405
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This is what happens when you put a metal spoon in the microwave.

OR

Elrond tried to suppress the giggles as he heard Sauron shout; "Who pulled all the labels off the tin cans?"
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Old 09-19-2005, 04:16 PM   #7406
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Elrond was never a very good chemist. Just look at the mess he made.

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As the mountain erupts around him, Elrond suddenly notices a nice shiny penny on the ground.

OR

Elrond(speaking to camera): "Now, this is only for highly trained professionals; Do Not try this at home."

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Elrond: "Don't point that finger at me; I didn't do this!"
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Old 09-19-2005, 04:22 PM   #7407
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Elrond gives the "Fortunately/Unfortunately" thread an evil stare as Mount Zoom comes rushing towards him.
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Old 09-19-2005, 06:03 PM   #7408
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Old 09-19-2005, 06:57 PM   #7409
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Elrond: It's a bird!! It's a plane!! Oh never mind. It's just the flames of Mount Doom. And I was really hopping it was Superman!!!!

(Corny, I know. )
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Old 09-19-2005, 07:05 PM   #7410
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Pipe a bit of Star Wars 3...

Elrond: "You were like a brother to me Gil-galad. You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith-not join them! It was you who would bring balance to the Force, not leave it in Darkness!"

Gil-galad: "What are you talking about?"

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If Elrond would've done what he should've...

Having fought with Isildur and won, Elrond took the Ring & prepared to travel up Mount Doom, leaving the wounded man to his fate.

Elrond: "It was said that you would destroy the Ring-not claim it for your own! It was you who would defeat Sauron, not refuse to!"

Isildur: "I hate you!"

Elrond: "Yoiu were like my brother, Isildur. I loved you..."

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Old 09-19-2005, 07:25 PM   #7411
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Going off of TORE...

Elrond: Give it up Isildur! I hold the high ground!

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Elrond learns the effects of mixing Mountain Dew with nacho cheese...(seriously, horrible effect!)
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Old 09-19-2005, 08:09 PM   #7412
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The Eye

WHAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED:

Elrond: Cast it into the fire,.... destroy it!

Isildur: Uh,...

Elrond: DESTROY IT!!!

Isildur: This is pretty...

(Quickly and without warning, Elrond draws his shining elvish blade and there is a huge battle.)

battle sequence in the firey caves of DOOM,... scary.

Finaly Elrond's adrenaline is up, and he hoists Ilildur up with his hands and he hurldes his body over the edge.

Elrond: VICTORY! AHAHAHA..uh-oops.

(Elrond sees the ring on the ground as Islidur's body is ingulfed with the lava and he slowly sinks, dieing to death (?)

Elrond looks from side to side, picks up the ring and tosses it in... he then runs away.

WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPEND THEN:::

Bilbo would have been eaten by GOLLOM

Boromir would have lived

Aragorn would have never became King, (because he would not have been born)

Arwen would go to the undieing lands, looking for a husband

Denoathor would live

Saruman would have been playing chess with Gandalf

Grishnahk would have lived longer (Orcs are IMMORTAL!!! YAYA!)

Deagul would have lived... ANY MORE?
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Old 09-19-2005, 08:54 PM   #7413
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One of Elrond's vacation pictures.

Elrond: "And this is me when...hey, Elladan, the slide is upside down again!"

Or...

Noo! Who threw my "Tooxicity" CD into the Mountain of Doom? There will be DISORDER! Oh, and Doom too.

Or...

When good Elves go bad, and how to dispose of them. More at 11.

Or...

Elrond turns his head away, as Gandalf Uncloaks for the last time and is struck by a giant fireball. And many 'Downers rejoiced. (yay.)
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Old 09-19-2005, 08:57 PM   #7414
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Elrond: And this children is what happens when you mix vinegar and baking soda.
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Old 09-19-2005, 11:11 PM   #7415
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Fortunate Edit

PJ had two competing ideas for the movie. For Frodo to have the dream sequence with Galadriel, the one we know. Or this alternate: Manly Elrond, in full armor looking on, with not nearly as nice a smile as Galadriel.
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Old 09-20-2005, 12:03 AM   #7416
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Leaf Elrond and his pranks...

Elrond again tries not to laugh as he hears Sauron lament that someone swapped the labels on the shaving foam with the deodorant spray.

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Elrond: Look, Frodo, its simple! Are you listening to me? Oh for Valinor's sake, if you want something doing, do it yourself. Give me that Ring... Oh now you can get up and run after me... erm... you can slow down now...
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Old 09-20-2005, 05:00 AM   #7417
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Elrond looks over the garden fence as fire and brimstone are spotted spewing on high behind the begonias. "Arwen! Better get the laundry off the washing line. That Balrog next door is having a barbecue again. Tch."
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Old 09-20-2005, 05:19 AM   #7418
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Elrond does a Middle-earth recruitment ad...

"This could be you! In the Elven National Guard. You can win!"

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Elrond steps in a pile of dog poop while barefoot.
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Old 09-20-2005, 05:22 AM   #7419
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Quote:
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And this children is what happens when you mix vinegar and baking soda.
Elrond: Tch! If I see another 'volcano' or 'solar system' science fair project, I'm gonna put my mean face on! I mean, come on, that is sooo first age.
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Elrond, the herald of Gil-Galad:

"He was not afraid to die, o Brave Sir Gil-Galad.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Gil-Galad!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Gil-Galad!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,
And-What!? I'm not going to say that!!"
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Old 09-20-2005, 12:37 PM   #7421
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Elrond:And so this is the scene Tom the volcano is errupting right behind me as you can see most neighboring towns will be destroyed....in lighter news the Hobbits are holding their.......

Elrond follows in the footsteps of many passive not caring reporters
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Old 09-20-2005, 01:12 PM   #7422
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Elrond: "Gil-Galad, is this volcanic eruption why you bid me beware the Ides of March?"

Gil-Galad: "No. Remember the fate of Luthien."

Elrond: "Nooo!"
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Elrond discovered the horror that was the Mordor Nudist Club.
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Old 09-20-2005, 01:48 PM   #7424
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Gandalf: Elrond! You blew up all my cloaks! Why?

Elrond: SO that you ever have to walk unclad and become a menace to society!

Gandalf: Couldn't I just meddle in all affairs, weather they be my own or not?
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*grabs Isildur by the throat*
Elrond: Welcome to Mordor, Mr. Ander- I mean Isildur!
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Pipe an unexpected twist...

Elrond sees Gandalf...cloaked!?

Elrond: "Hello? What's this? Forgetting your role in your old age?"
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Elrond: The new picture is just over this Volcano, come.



Elrond: Once you step through that time-portal where it magically turns to daylight there will be no turning back for you.

Or...

Legolas has to pee really bad.

Or...

Gandalf: Get on with it!
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:47 PM   #7428
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The remaining villagers all gathered in front of Elrond. He was next to be lynched, by COINS!!!!!
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Old 09-20-2005, 07:51 PM   #7429
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The Fellowship asks Elrond if he would rather step in a pile of dog poop while barefoot, or have a bird dropping fall in his hair.
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Elrond: Wait a minute! No one is leaving Rivendell until I find out who stole...my cookie? Who stole the cookie from my cookie jar? Pippin stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Pippin: Who me?
Elrond: Yes you!
Pippin: Couldn't be!
Elrond: Then who?
Pippin: Legolas stole the cookies from the cookie jar
*and the story continues*

or

Elrond: Alright! Who ate my cookies?!?
Pippin: It was Legolas!
Legolas: It was not!
Pippin: Look! There's the crumbs right under your feet!
Legolas: *gasp* Not idley do the crumbs from Rivendell Cookie's fall
Aragorn: We have failed them!

or

Gandalf: You cannot pass! I am the servant of the secret fire! Wilder of the flame of Anor! The dark fire shall not avail you, Flame of Udun!
Elrond: Um...It's my house? Can you let me pass?
Gandalf: What foul tounge doth thou speakith?
Elrond:

or


Gandalf: Halt! He who cross the gates of Rivendell must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he sees
Elrond: Ask me the questions istari, I am not afraid
Gandalf: What is your name?
Elrond: Elrond, son of Earendil
Gandalf: What is your quest?
Elrond: To seek the holy grail!
Gandalf: What...is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden Balrog?
Elrond: Well that's easy! Balrog's do not have wings, now let me pass!
Gandalf: WRONG!
*Burns Elrond to a fiery pulp*
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Aragorn slowly backs away from the rest of the Fellowship, hoping to be the first to see The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
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No no no Kitanna...it goes like this:

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*Aragorn dissapears into the wardrobe*
Legolas: *gasp* Aragorn is gone!
Elrond: very good Legolas. Have another chew toy!
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Elrond tried a new career

Group portraits are always difficult.

Elrond: Okay we need to have everybody move in a bitter closer....there that's it....confounded Samwise please get that donkey to stop sniffing Frodo's pack...okay again I think we have it....BOROMIR will you please stop goosing Merry! Remember people this is serious we need to preserve this portrait for posterity.
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Elrond: Nine companions. So be it! You shall be the fellowship of the ...of the...um...suggestions, anyone?
Pippin: Pipe weed!
Boromir: Minas Tirith!
Aragorn: Athelas!
Legolas: We love you Legolas Fan club!
Merry: Witch King Stabbers Anonymous
Gandalf: Nose-followers!
Gimli: Little hairy dwarven women! hehehe *falls down drunk*
Sam: Garden! ooo! ooo! Pick Garden! Mr. Frodo, tell him to pick garden
Frodo: Fellowship of the Ring?
Elrond: Hmm...after much decision, you shall be the Fellowship of the....Pipe weed! Off you go; Mordor's to the left. See you in about a year!
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Old 09-20-2005, 10:12 PM   #7437
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Old 09-20-2005, 10:46 PM   #7438
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"And here to open the Blue Tower commemorating the Last Alliance of Elves and Men is Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood, and Boromir, Captain-General of Gondor."
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Old 09-20-2005, 11:10 PM   #7439
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Elrond looks over his completed collection of Middle-Earth Table excessories; including the Gandalf Pepper Mill, matching Merry and Pippin Salt and Pepper Shakers, and the very rare Bill the Pony Sugar Bowl.

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Elrond: "Aragorn, as your father-in-law to be, I would advise that you get a toupee(sp). That forehead is really getting high."

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An odd troop of carolers are going to sing to Elrond.

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Elrond: "Well, I don't care what the map says; this is Rivendell, not Rohan. The directions are wrong."
Boromir: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
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Old 09-20-2005, 11:55 PM   #7440
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As the Giant Elrond threatens the Fellowship, Gandalf prepares to use his secret weapon!

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Aragorn steals some food from the packs on Bill the Pony.
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