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09-17-2002, 03:03 PM

I don't think Legolas says "They are close". As far as I can remember he said: "Something draws near. I can feel it."

elengil · 09-17-2002, 03:22 PM

ah. so it was... ah well.. it still brings back horrid memories of highschool...

"We're close... I can feel it!"

merlilot · 09-17-2002, 07:01 PM

Just as an aside: "They're close was Merry just before Arwen shows up in the movie.

Quote...?

Quote:

"It was a compliment. And so, of course, not true."

Rather obvious, in my opinion...

elengil · 09-17-2002, 09:41 PM

Youre no Baggins - you - youre a BRANDYBUCK!

Did you hear that, Merry? That was an insult, if you like..

'It was a compliment,' said Merry, 'and so, of course, not true.'

elengil · 09-17-2002, 09:42 PM

That is only like one of my absoulte favorite lines from the entire book! LOL

[ September 17, 2002: Message edited by: elengil ]

elengil · 09-18-2002, 02:55 PM

Oh, I guess I forgot to post my own quote...

Q: who said:
"The secret will not reach the Enemy from us."

merlilot · 09-18-2002, 02:58 PM

Elengil, yours is Gildor Ingloron. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] In the Woods. To Frodo. I think.
Yes?

elengil · 09-18-2002, 03:00 PM

Boy that quote lasted all of one minute.. *sigh*>>> correct

merlilot · 09-18-2002, 05:58 PM

Actually three if that makes you feel better.

Anyway

Quote:

Yes, if she had nothing better to say.

Who said it, to whom, who else was there, and who was the speaker talking about?

elengil · 09-18-2002, 09:06 PM

ooh ooh that was Gimli to Legolas at the edge of Fangorn about the messages Gandalf brought from Galadriel (when Gimli thought he didnt get one and legolas asked if he would want her to speak of his doom)

merlilot · 09-19-2002, 02:45 PM

Oui, Monsieur! Continuez, sil vous plait...

elengil · 09-20-2002, 02:18 AM

Be careful friends, speak no secrets! Here is a scholar in the Ancient Tongue.

merlilot · 09-20-2002, 02:38 PM

Gildor to his company of Elves when Frodo said "Elen Sila Lumenn Omentielvo"

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Artanis · 09-20-2002, 06:37 PM

The one about the road was Bilbo, quoted by Frodo Next is "Ah, so I look foul and feel fair?"

merlilot · 09-23-2002, 06:26 PM

Artanis: your quote is Aragorn to Frodo in The Prancing Pony.

My turn!!

Quote:

My companion, who, alas!, is overcome with wearyness

And here's another one since I have answered two:

Quote:

"...he goes and rewards you for your cheek!" (by person 1) "Rewards! I cannot think of a more severe punishment." (by person 2)

Fallen King of Angmar · 09-25-2002, 10:29 PM

merlilot-

quote number 1 = merry or pip

quote number 2 = person 1: merry or pip
person 2: Frodo? Gandalf?

merlilot · 09-26-2002, 02:39 PM

quote 1: Merry. Close enough.

quote 2: person 1: Pippin. Person 2: Frodo.

Good job! Your go.

10-26-2002, 07:30 PM

Oh yeah? Those are all easy-schmeazy fa sheezy-po-cheezy! Schwa!
~that was random~ Anyways....
Who sed this?
Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go to heal my heart and drown my woe! Rain may fall and wind may blow and many miles be still to go! But under a tall tree I will lie and let the clouds go sailing by!
*HINT: it is in the book-page 88*
Yeah...I know, I am totally obsessed. I read the book 1 and a half times so far, memorized 6 and a half poems AND seen the movie who knows how many times! I could quote the whole thing to you, but that would take too long.
Good luck! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Morgoth Bauglir · 10-26-2002, 08:06 PM

merry, sam or frodo?

and one and a half times isnt much.......ive read it 3 but some people here have read it over 30 times....

Laivine · 10-27-2002, 08:55 AM

I've read the books 5 times... And I'm looking forward to reading them over again soon [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

GaladrieloftheOlden · 04-13-2003, 12:23 PM

Pippin? Merry?

Firondoiel · 04-13-2003, 01:20 PM

That is Pippin, Sam, and Frodo in the chapter "Three is Company" in FOTR.

GaladrieloftheOlden · 04-13-2003, 01:23 PM

Quote:

"...and if you don't keep your feet there's no telling where you might be swept off to

Bilbo.

Anything but Arwen · 04-20-2003, 12:07 PM

My companion, who, alas!, is overcome with wearyness

I LOVE ^THAT BIT!!!!!!! Its so the funniest part... nobody is posting quotes...can I? Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease??? YAAAAAY! Let me think...
Ok, dead easy one...

" Neat work, Bill"

And...

"You'll be last, either way, Master Peregrin!"

And, last, but harder...

"Theres something fishy in this, My dear."

Ok, who said em, and what about?? Chop chop now!

Airehiriel · 04-21-2003, 11:33 AM

Sam said "Neat work, Bill" to the pony, when he kicked someone...AHHHHH...Can't...remember...who!!
Was it Bill Ferny?

[ April 21, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Anything but Arwen · 04-21-2003, 11:42 AM

Well done Airehiriel..... yes it was Bill Ferny, outside the gates of Buckland. Any takers on the other quotes? Come onnn!

Anything but Arwen · 04-22-2003, 10:14 AM

Bumping this up to the top... reply!

Airehiriel · 04-22-2003, 10:18 AM

I'm going to make another guess, and guess it is!

'There's something fishy in this, my dear.'
Would that be Lobelia?

Anything but Arwen · 04-23-2003, 11:58 AM

Sorry Airehiriel, nope.
Want a hint?

It WAS a hobbit... there you go...

Anything but Arwen · 04-24-2003, 12:31 PM

Bumping it up to the top again...if nobody gets it soon, I'll just have to tell you...

Airehiriel · 04-25-2003, 02:16 AM

Okay, a female or male hobbit?

Anything but Arwen · 04-28-2003, 06:44 AM

Male Hobbit...
want a REAL clue? Bilbo's party....

Tinuviel Took · 04-29-2003, 03:25 AM

"You'll be last, either way, Master Peregrin!" was about who would bath first: "Eldest first or quickest first? you'll be last, either way, Master Peregrin" Frodo said it.

"Theres something fishy in this, My dear." was said by Old Rory Brandybuck to his daughter-in-law Esmerelda (they are Merry's mother and grandfather by the way) about the vanishing Bilbo. He continued with "I believe that mad Baggins is off again. Silly old fool! But why worry? He hasn't taken the vittles with him."

[ May 21, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel Took ]

Anything but Arwen · 04-29-2003, 06:29 AM

Well done Tinuviel! Your turn!

Tinuviel Took · 04-29-2003, 03:07 PM

Okay then, Try this one. "Are there no leaches amoung you?"

[ May 21, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel Took ]

Anything but Arwen · 05-03-2003, 07:01 AM

I know!! Prince Imrahil, of Eowyn, who everyone thought had died, and he was chiding them for not realising she was actually alive...

Tinuviel Took · 05-03-2003, 01:16 PM

Correctomondo! Your turn.

[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel Took ]

05-04-2003, 04:01 AM

"is he going to die?"

Tinuviel Took · 05-04-2003, 07:38 AM

Pippin to Aragorn about Merry, in the houses of healing after Faramir and Eowen have been tended.

Anything but Arwen · 05-04-2003, 12:16 PM

Oi! It was my turn! Nassty little THIEVES! You stole it from usss...

Right...ill shut up now...Grr...

"Gandalf has been saying many cheerful things like that," said ------- "He thinks I need keeping in order."

Chop chop now!

09-17-2002, 03:22 PM	#82
elengil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: eryn lasgalen Posts: 91	ah. so it was... ah well.. it still brings back horrid memories of highschool... "We're close... I can feel it!" __________________ No fairer words were ever spoke - Than of immortal Elvish folk - Who shone forth bright eternal light - When under stars they first awoke

09-17-2002, 09:41 PM	#84
elengil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: eryn lasgalen Posts: 91	Youre no Baggins - you - youre a BRANDYBUCK! Did you hear that, Merry? That was an insult, if you like.. 'It was a compliment,' said Merry, 'and so, of course, not true.' __________________ No fairer words were ever spoke - Than of immortal Elvish folk - Who shone forth bright eternal light - When under stars they first awoke

09-17-2002, 09:42 PM	#85
elengil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: eryn lasgalen Posts: 91	That is only like one of my absoulte favorite lines from the entire book! LOL [ September 17, 2002: Message edited by: elengil ] __________________ No fairer words were ever spoke - Than of immortal Elvish folk - Who shone forth bright eternal light - When under stars they first awoke

09-18-2002, 02:55 PM	#86
elengil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: eryn lasgalen Posts: 91	Oh, I guess I forgot to post my own quote... Q: who said: "The secret will not reach the Enemy from us." __________________ No fairer words were ever spoke - Than of immortal Elvish folk - Who shone forth bright eternal light - When under stars they first awoke

09-18-2002, 02:58 PM	#87
merlilot Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Brandy Hall, Buckland, the Eastmarch of the Shire Posts: 204	Elengil, yours is Gildor Ingloron. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] In the Woods. To Frodo. I think. Yes? __________________ <--- and Billy Boyd. Thanks for the pic Alatariel (hope I spelled it right) even if i took it without permission

09-17-2002, 03:03 PM	#81
Kalevala Guest Posts: n/a	I don't think Legolas says "They are close". As far as I can remember he said: "Something draws near. I can feel it."

09-18-2002, 03:00 PM	#88
elengil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: eryn lasgalen Posts: 91	Boy that quote lasted all of one minute.. sigh>>> correct __________________ No fairer words were ever spoke - Than of immortal Elvish folk - Who shone forth bright eternal light - When under stars they first awoke

09-18-2002, 09:06 PM	#90
elengil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: eryn lasgalen Posts: 91	ooh ooh that was Gimli to Legolas at the edge of Fangorn about the messages Gandalf brought from Galadriel (when Gimli thought he didnt get one and legolas asked if he would want her to speak of his doom) __________________ No fairer words were ever spoke - Than of immortal Elvish folk - Who shone forth bright eternal light - When under stars they first awoke

09-19-2002, 02:45 PM	#91
merlilot Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Brandy Hall, Buckland, the Eastmarch of the Shire Posts: 204	Oui, Monsieur! Continuez, sil vous plait... __________________ <--- and Billy Boyd. Thanks for the pic Alatariel (hope I spelled it right) even if i took it without permission

09-20-2002, 02:18 AM	#92
elengil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: eryn lasgalen Posts: 91	Be careful friends, speak no secrets! Here is a scholar in the Ancient Tongue. __________________ No fairer words were ever spoke - Than of immortal Elvish folk - Who shone forth bright eternal light - When under stars they first awoke

09-20-2002, 02:38 PM	#93
merlilot Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Brandy Hall, Buckland, the Eastmarch of the Shire Posts: 204	Gildor to his company of Elves when Frodo said "Elen Sila Lumenn Omentielvo" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ <--- and Billy Boyd. Thanks for the pic Alatariel (hope I spelled it right) even if i took it without permission

09-20-2002, 06:37 PM	#94
Artanis Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Wild (I just love solar powered computers, don't you? Posts: 53	The one about the road was Bilbo, quoted by Frodo Next is "Ah, so I look foul and feel fair?" __________________ Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Gandy!

09-25-2002, 10:29 PM	#96
Fallen King of Angmar Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 51	merlilot- quote number 1 = merry or pip quote number 2 = person 1: merry or pip person 2: Frodo? Gandalf? __________________ "Come not between the Nazghul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."

09-26-2002, 02:39 PM	#97
merlilot Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Brandy Hall, Buckland, the Eastmarch of the Shire Posts: 204	quote 1: Merry. Close enough. quote 2: person 1: Pippin. Person 2: Frodo. Good job! Your go. __________________ <--- and Billy Boyd. Thanks for the pic Alatariel (hope I spelled it right) even if i took it without permission

10-26-2002, 07:30 PM	#98
Thalindlorien Silverstone Guest Posts: n/a	Oh yeah? Those are all easy-schmeazy fa sheezy-po-cheezy! Schwa! ~that was random~ Anyways.... Who sed this? Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go to heal my heart and drown my woe! Rain may fall and wind may blow and many miles be still to go! But under a tall tree I will lie and let the clouds go sailing by! HINT: it is in the book-page 88 Yeah...I know, I am totally obsessed. I read the book 1 and a half times so far, memorized 6 and a half poems AND seen the movie who knows how many times! I could quote the whole thing to you, but that would take too long. Good luck! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

10-26-2002, 08:06 PM	#99
Morgoth Bauglir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 252	merry, sam or frodo? and one and a half times isnt much.......ive read it 3 but some people here have read it over 30 times....

10-27-2002, 08:55 AM	#100
Laivine Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Norway Posts: 131	I've read the books 5 times... And I'm looking forward to reading them over again soon [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Vi er det vi tenker. Alt vi er vokser frem fra tankene våre. Det er tankene våre som bygger verden.

04-13-2003, 12:23 PM	#101
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,611	Pippin? Merry? __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

04-13-2003, 01:20 PM	#102
Firondoiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 585	That is Pippin, Sam, and Frodo in the chapter "Three is Company" in FOTR. __________________ "Forth, and fear no darkness. Arise. Arise, Riders of Théoden. Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered. A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!"

04-20-2003, 12:07 PM	#104
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	My companion, who, alas!, is overcome with wearyness I LOVE ^THAT BIT!!!!!!! Its so the funniest part... nobody is posting quotes...can I? Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease??? YAAAAAY! Let me think... Ok, dead easy one... " Neat work, Bill" And... "You'll be last, either way, Master Peregrin!" And, last, but harder... "Theres something fishy in this, My dear." Ok, who said em, and what about?? Chop chop now! __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

04-21-2003, 11:33 AM	#105
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Sam said "Neat work, Bill" to the pony, when he kicked someone...AHHHHH...Can't...remember...who!! Was it Bill Ferny? [ April 21, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ] __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

04-21-2003, 11:42 AM	#106
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Well done Airehiriel..... yes it was Bill Ferny, outside the gates of Buckland. Any takers on the other quotes? Come onnn! __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

04-22-2003, 10:14 AM	#107
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Bumping this up to the top... reply! __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

04-22-2003, 10:18 AM	#108
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	I'm going to make another guess, and guess it is! 'There's something fishy in this, my dear.' Would that be Lobelia? __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

04-23-2003, 11:58 AM	#109
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Sorry Airehiriel, nope. Want a hint? It WAS a hobbit... there you go... __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

04-24-2003, 12:31 PM	#110
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Bumping it up to the top again...if nobody gets it soon, I'll just have to tell you... __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

04-25-2003, 02:16 AM	#111
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Okay, a female or male hobbit? __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

04-28-2003, 06:44 AM	#112
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Male Hobbit... want a REAL clue? Bilbo's party.... __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

04-29-2003, 03:25 AM	#113
Tinuviel Took Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 115	"You'll be last, either way, Master Peregrin!" was about who would bath first: "Eldest first or quickest first? you'll be last, either way, Master Peregrin" Frodo said it. "Theres something fishy in this, My dear." was said by Old Rory Brandybuck to his daughter-in-law Esmerelda (they are Merry's mother and grandfather by the way) about the vanishing Bilbo. He continued with "I believe that mad Baggins is off again. Silly old fool! But why worry? He hasn't taken the vittles with him." [ May 21, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel Took ] __________________ "What my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?" "Is it possible Disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it, as Signore Benedick? Courtecy itself must convert to Disdain if you come in her presence"

04-29-2003, 06:29 AM	#114
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Well done Tinuviel! Your turn! __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

04-29-2003, 03:07 PM	#115
Tinuviel Took Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 115	Okay then, Try this one. "Are there no leaches amoung you?" [ May 21, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel Took ] __________________ "What my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?" "Is it possible Disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it, as Signore Benedick? Courtecy itself must convert to Disdain if you come in her presence"

05-03-2003, 07:01 AM	#116
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	I know!! Prince Imrahil, of Eowyn, who everyone thought had died, and he was chiding them for not realising she was actually alive... __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

05-03-2003, 01:16 PM	#117
Tinuviel Took Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 115	Correctomondo! Your turn. [ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel Took ] __________________ "What my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?" "Is it possible Disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it, as Signore Benedick? Courtecy itself must convert to Disdain if you come in her presence"

05-04-2003, 04:01 AM	#118
[PiPPiN] Guest Posts: n/a	"is he going to die?"

05-04-2003, 07:38 AM	#119
Tinuviel Took Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 115	Pippin to Aragorn about Merry, in the houses of healing after Faramir and Eowen have been tended. __________________ "What my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?" "Is it possible Disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it, as Signore Benedick? Courtecy itself must convert to Disdain if you come in her presence"