Hobbits, Elves and Hershey Bars - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Ithaeliel · 02-22-2003, 10:53 PM

I am not sure if this topic is relevant enough for the books, but it requires a bit of research, so I am posting it here for now. Earlier this evening, I was talking with a friend and fellow fantasy addict. We were discussing what all Middle-earthians had that we did not and vice versa. At some point my friend said to me, "They may have elves and hobbits, but they don't have chocolate." We debated this for some time, myself supporting the view that there was chocolate in Middle-earth, though I had serious unspoken doubts. I foolishly told my friend that I would get valid proof that Iluvatar made chocolate (the life support of most people on this planet!) or she would be able to mock me until I proved her wrong on something else.

Thus I ask you for aid: was there ever a hint that chocolate existed in Ea, or did those poor, unfortunate souls believe ale was the sweetest thing there was?

Estelyn Telcontar · 02-23-2003, 05:26 AM

What do you think lembas was, if not chocolate?! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Manwe Sulimo · 02-23-2003, 06:23 AM

Arda was originally filled with chocolate, but Melkor destroyed it when he cast down the Lanterns. The sea destroyed the chocolate trees and bushes (or whatever carries the bean). No one (save the Valar) ever had any chocolate, until they replanted it in the Fifth Age.

Birdland · 02-23-2003, 06:44 AM

Oh, the Elves had a substance that was ten times better than chocolate. You could eat all you wanted of it, and it didn't make you fat or cause your skin to break out. One bar of it was enough to last you six months, it didn't melt in your hand, and it never got that white stuff on it from sitting around on the shelf too long.

Unfortunately, the name and the source have been lost through the ages. All we have left that is remotely similar is chocolate, and it is really a poor substitute. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Imladrien · 02-23-2003, 12:06 PM

To add alittle seriousness to the topic, isn't chocolate a New World food, meaning it came from the Western Hemisphere? Tolkien took out a few references to New World items like tomatoes, the word 'tobacco', and even though he left 'potato' in, he generally called them "taters". So, I kinda doubt that Middle Earth had chocolate, I'm really sorry to say.
--Imladrien

Dain · 02-23-2003, 02:11 PM

It's funny that lots of British staples (potatoes, tomatoes) are new world foods. Makes you wonder what really traditional British food would be...

Shame about the chocolate. And if they weren't smoking tobacco...

Bill Ferny · 02-23-2003, 02:13 PM

Things you definitely wouldn't find in a typical medieval setting:

chocolate
coffee
tea
potatoes
rice
spaghetti (not even in Italy)
noodles
tomatoes
squash
baking powder
gelatin
baking soda

Middle-Earth is not a typical medieval setting.

Stuff found in Middle-Earth but not in a typical medieval setting:

waistcoats
golf
hobbit holes
orcs/orc-men/ents/elves/dwarves/hobbits
paper
silverware
clear glass
potatoes
coffee
tea
limbas
mithril
tobacco (?)
various beasts, including but not limited to giant talking spiders and pond monsters
etc.

I don't see any reason why there wouldn't be chocolate in Middle-Earth, or for that matter, opium, if there is coffee and tobacco (if you believe pipe weed is tobacco, of course). After eating unsweetened cake, I'd rather like to believe that hobbits had chocolate and an abundance of sugar.

[ February 23, 2003: Message edited by: Bill Ferny ]

Bill Ferny · 02-23-2003, 03:02 PM

Dain,

Well, circa AD 1250: Thick soups, brewets and stews made from meat, vegetables and bread crumbs. Roasted meats of various sorts, including but not limited to beef, chicken, pork, wild fowl, duck, heron, swan, rabbit, mutton, and venison. Blankmanger of chicken and mortrews of fish were also very popular. It was made from pounding meat into a paste, mixing in other ingredients and serving it like a custard. The same basic principle was behind the quenelle that instead of being prepared like a custard was poached, coming out like a dumpling. Meat and fish in much the same manner was made into fritters, pasties and pies. Any dish, of course, was covered by a blanket of spices such as ginger, basil, sage, marjoram, rosemary, thyme, pepper, saffron, cloves, garlic, nutmeg, cannel, mace, cumin, cinnamon, honey and the expensive sugar that came in huge hard lumps called loaves. Mustard, while expensive, was used by the gallon. Of course, everything was accompanied by loaves of bread by the basket full (much to the miller's pleasure), and gallons of wine and home brew.

Of course, there's always my personal favorite, the entremets, consisting of whole roasted boar's heads, apple in mouth and all, and swans, herons and ducks roasted in their feathers, carefully propped up and possed with string and stick like Greek statues. These courses were usually accompanied by spiced wine and sweetened wafers.

Meals were lavish on rather common days in the households belonging to burghers of even modest means. Not to mention the voluptuous meals served by the likes of Thomas à Becket before he got religion which consisted of meat pies or custards that when cut would release a number of sparrows or doves, roasted boars and other game that would be presented at the table hanging from strings and dancing like puppets, and roasted cormorants dressed up with wafers and feathers to look like baby dragons.

All in all, hobbit meals, even with tea, coffee and tobacco, pale in comparison.

Tar-Palantir · 02-23-2003, 03:05 PM

Dear Mr. Ferny, would you kindly direct me to any and all golf refernces? Thank you.

Tar
[img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Dain · 02-23-2003, 03:17 PM

Golf comes from the "concerning hobbits" part of FotR, when they describe the origins of the game when a hobbit lopped off an orcs head and it rolled down a rabbit-hole. Somebody with the book nearby can give a more complete reference.

Bill--cheers! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Eressië Ailin · 02-23-2003, 03:21 PM

Oh I love the golf story!!!!!! Hobbits invented golf. I think one guy swung off an orc head, or something like that. I just can't remember where that's from. I think it's in the Fellowship...

Ooops!! Didn't see you post there, Dain. Sorry, I couldn't find the story. Maybe it's in the Hobbit?

[ February 23, 2003: Message edited by: Eressië Ailin ]

Elfstone · 02-23-2003, 03:24 PM

My books are all lent out at the moment so I can't give you a direct quote, but I think it was Bullroarer who invented golf when he lopped the head off a goblin whose name was similar to the word golf and the head rolled down an animal hole.

Veon · 02-23-2003, 04:37 PM

This was posted a while ago, about how golf was invented.

Anders

Lyra Greenleaf · 02-23-2003, 05:25 PM

it was gandalf, wasn't it, who invented golf by chopping off the head of the great/chief (what was he called?) goblin in- was it moria or not?- in the hobbit.

Eressië Ailin · 02-23-2003, 05:35 PM

No, it was a hobbit that invented golf. Click on the link, and look at the name of the cheif goblin. It also states in the passage that that was when golf was invented.

[ February 23, 2003: Message edited by: Eressië Ailin ]

Tar-Palantir · 02-23-2003, 05:36 PM

WOW! Thank you everybody, and thanks for the link to the quote. Now that I read it it is all coming back to me.

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and knocked their king Golfimbul's head clean off with a wooden club.

King Golf-imbul... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Mr. Ferny, what a resource you are, I won't ask where or why you amassed this culinary history, but it is impressive. I'm getting hungry, gotta run, the search for roasted wild boar is on....

Raefindel · 02-23-2003, 05:53 PM

I tend to agree with Bill Ferny; If they had coffee, tea, potatoes and tomatoes, I can see no reason why they could not have had chocolate. They may not havve applied it to the same use as we do or called it by the same name, but even without direct literary evidence of it's existance in Middle-earth, it is not without probability.

Kinda sounds like a good detail for a fan-fic, joe-hobbit the inventer of hot chocolate and mocha? [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

Dain · 02-23-2003, 05:55 PM

Funny, I thought it was in "Concerning Hobbits". Ooops. If only I had my books. Why I ever thought I could leave them on the other side of the ocean...

Diamond18 · 02-23-2003, 05:57 PM

A hobbit named Choco, perhaps? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] The only problem with him was that he was so busy innovating new foods, he was always late.

*groan*

Ithaeliel · 02-23-2003, 07:25 PM

Diamond, that was cute. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

So maybe there was chocolate? If so, it might have been invented by the elves, since they came up with a lot of other sweet things... miruvor, jewels, lembas... I could go on and on.

[ February 23, 2003: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ]

Arvedui III · 02-23-2003, 07:32 PM

I think every fantasy story should have chocolate. I like to think that hobbits invented it and it was just really rare or something. Maybe lembas is along the lines of chocolate. Dunno though.

Birdland · 02-23-2003, 07:39 PM

Chocolate? Hobbits? That means we could have...chocolate hobbits!

Mmmmmmm, chocolate hobbits...I'd eat the feet first.

Arvedui III · 02-23-2003, 07:49 PM

Someone should make choclate hobbits and sell them to hungry barrow-downers. They would make a fortune. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Lobelia · 02-23-2003, 08:13 PM

"And if they weren't smoking tobacco..."

Somewhere in there (I think in "Concerning Hobbits") is a line that says the hobbits were experimenting with just about everything before they settled on pipeweed.
No wonder this novel was so popular in the 60s! (g)

Angry Hill Troll · 02-23-2003, 08:22 PM

Of course, if one takes the opposite view that chocolate was not native to M-E but only to Valinor (and to the lands to the West on the non-straight path after the Alkallabeth, it provides some interesting possibilities...

What reward awaited Frodo, Bilbo, etc. when they got to the Undying Lands? We know they didn't become immortal. But perhaps Frodo would have forgotten about the pain in his shoulder, hand, etc. if had a lifetime supply of chocolate!

The elves from Tol Eressëa visited Numenor until Sauron appeared on the scene. The faithful were really bummed when the elves stopped visiting. Eventually Ar-Pharazon decided to attack Valinor. Both of these things are somewhat consistent with the way people behave when their supply of chocolate is cut off...

Don't take the above too seriously! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Bill Ferny · 02-23-2003, 09:24 PM

Huh? Choco who was always late?…
Hmm… Choco’s late?…
OH! I GET IT! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I think you are on to something there, Anger. "Upset about not being immortal? Naw... we just want our chocolate!"

I think that Estelyn has a pretty good theory, but I always thought that lembas was pop-tarts, but instead of foil, it was wrapped in leaves (once again the plant of origin becomes a very curious question).

Who would have thought that Ithaeliel’s humble question would inspire such creativity? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I’m going to keep my eye on the fanfic page.

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Mr. Ferny…I won't ask where or why you amassed this culinary history…

Just imagine what I subject my wife to on a daily basis.

Oh, I forgot... a few more things you would find in Middle-Earth but not in a typical medieval setting:

a button hole
a cork
a fork

[ February 23, 2003: Message edited by: Bill Ferny ]

Samwise · 02-23-2003, 09:56 PM

For some wierd reason chocolate being brought over by the Spaniards comes to mind...if anyone can tell me if I'm wrong/right, post away! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

"Yo quiero chocolate!"
And on the third day, God created chocolate. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Samwise · 02-23-2003, 09:59 PM

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Choco’s late...

"Choco, late again?"
*Smacks head* Oh, yeah! Now I get it!! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Ithaeliel · 02-23-2003, 10:00 PM

Samwise: Chocolate and the cocoa plant was actually native to South America, and it was introduced to the Conquistadors by the Aztecs or the Incas.
The sad thing is, I know more history about my own world than I do about Middle-earth! What kind of a fan am I? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ February 23, 2003: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ]

Samwise · 02-23-2003, 10:00 PM

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To add alittle seriousness to the topic, isn't chocolate a New World food

Eh...wasn't it first made into cocoa/bars in Europe, though? And isn't ME based on Europe in some loooooong ago time? I'm probably wrong, 'cause on these things I usually am, but I like to think of my Sam having cocoa plants in the garden. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Samwise · 02-23-2003, 10:02 PM

Ah, thank you for the clear-up Ithaeliel. (History was never my subject, regardless whose country it was...) [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Diamond18 · 02-24-2003, 12:25 AM

Thank you, Ithaeliel, Bill and Samwise for laughing at my dreadful little pun. I'm flattered. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Now, realistically, it's more likely Chocolate in Middle-earth would have been invented by Sauron. I mean, how do you think he got all those people to unite under his banner? What other reason besides chocolate would cause them to flock to Mordor of all places?

The One Ring: truly a mere trifle. A chocolate trifle, perhaps?

Beren87 · 02-24-2003, 12:31 AM

Just because I thought it was interesting, I found a Gandalf shaped chocolate bar today and bought it. Curiously enough it had nuts in it, while the Frodo shaped one didn't.

[ February 24, 2003: Message edited by: Beren87 ]

Ithaeliel · 02-24-2003, 08:00 AM

They're implying something there, Beren, you know it... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Sleeping Beauty · 02-24-2003, 04:18 PM

Thanks Diamond that was a good laugh. The thought that the one ring was really made out of chocolate really amused me. So I guess the gold on the outside was just a foil wanting to be unwrapped.

Hmm...the only curious thing is what type of chocolate was inside? Godiva maybe? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Carorëiel · 01-05-2004, 07:40 AM

As my classes don't start today until noon, I hauled out my Ext DVDs to see what sort of light Jackson and company can shed on the question.

In Concerning Hobbits on the extended DVD of FotR, the hobbit gentleman who is courting a hobbit lady snatches a cupcake from a passing tray. Some of those cupcakes (including the one he snags) look to have chocolate icing on them. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

So, I'd say PJ etc either thought there would be chocolate in Middle Earth--or didn't think about it at all. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Gorwingel · 01-05-2004, 03:40 PM

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In Concerning Hobbits on the extended DVD of FotR, the hobbit gentleman who is courting a hobbit lady snatches a cupcake from a passing tray.

Yeah, I noticed that, and I was going to mention that. But they probably just put those chocolate frosted cupcakes in because it just fits.

But, yes, I do think that Middle Earth should have chocolate. Because it would be a very sad place if they did not. Now up above somebody talked about them having waistcoats, and things from the 12th to about the 16th/early 17th centuries. By the 16th century Europe most definitely had chocolate. So if Middle Earth had a mix of things from those different centuries, they probably, most likely had it. Maybe it came from a southern section of ME that was never talked about [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Lembas, the ME version of Pop Tarts?
I never thought of that [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

doug*platypus · 01-06-2004, 04:29 PM

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It's funny that lots of British staples (potatoes, tomatoes) are new world foods.

Dain, I'm ready to agree that British staples are among the finest in the world. No office or stationery shop should be without them. But I really don't think they're good enough to eat, not even in the U.S.

Firefoot · 01-07-2004, 03:13 PM

I certainly couldn't live without chocolate. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] While I know of no evidence that there is, I would like to believe that there is chocolate in ME. If there wasn't - those poor, deprived souls of ME just don't know what they're missing. And if it was just in Valinor, like a reward, why would the Noldor have left in the first place? Or couldn't they have brought some with? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Samwise · 01-07-2004, 04:53 PM

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Dain, I'm ready to agree that British staples are among the finest in the world. No office or stationery shop should be without them. But I really don't think they're good enough to eat, not even in the U.S.

*Smacks head* Oh, dear.. [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

02-22-2003, 10:53 PM	#1
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	Hobbits, Elves and Hershey Bars I am not sure if this topic is relevant enough for the books, but it requires a bit of research, so I am posting it here for now. Earlier this evening, I was talking with a friend and fellow fantasy addict. We were discussing what all Middle-earthians had that we did not and vice versa. At some point my friend said to me, "They may have elves and hobbits, but they don't have chocolate." We debated this for some time, myself supporting the view that there was chocolate in Middle-earth, though I had serious unspoken doubts. I foolishly told my friend that I would get valid proof that Iluvatar made chocolate (the life support of most people on this planet!) or she would be able to mock me until I proved her wrong on something else. Thus I ask you for aid: was there ever a hint that chocolate existed in Ea, or did those poor, unfortunate souls believe ale was the sweetest thing there was? __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

02-23-2003, 05:26 AM	#2
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,499	What do you think lembas was, if not chocolate?! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

02-23-2003, 06:23 AM	#3
Manwe Sulimo Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Taurelilómëa-tumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lómëanor Posts: 553	Arda was originally filled with chocolate, but Melkor destroyed it when he cast down the Lanterns. The sea destroyed the chocolate trees and bushes (or whatever carries the bean). No one (save the Valar) ever had any chocolate, until they replanted it in the Fifth Age. __________________ "Monkeys learn sign language so they can tell the dolphins they love them."

02-23-2003, 02:11 PM	#6
Dain Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Iron Hills Posts: 127	It's funny that lots of British staples (potatoes, tomatoes) are new world foods. Makes you wonder what really traditional British food would be... Shame about the chocolate. And if they weren't smoking tobacco... __________________ Only I have looked through the shadow of the Gate. Beyond the shadow it waits for you still: Durin's Bane.

02-23-2003, 02:13 PM	#7
Bill Ferny Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Bree Posts: 390	Things you definitely wouldn't find in a typical medieval setting: chocolate coffee tea potatoes rice spaghetti (not even in Italy) noodles tomatoes squash baking powder gelatin baking soda Middle-Earth is not a typical medieval setting. Stuff found in Middle-Earth but not in a typical medieval setting: waistcoats golf hobbit holes orcs/orc-men/ents/elves/dwarves/hobbits paper silverware clear glass potatoes coffee tea limbas mithril tobacco (?) various beasts, including but not limited to giant talking spiders and pond monsters etc. I don't see any reason why there wouldn't be chocolate in Middle-Earth, or for that matter, opium, if there is coffee and tobacco (if you believe pipe weed is tobacco, of course). After eating unsweetened cake, I'd rather like to believe that hobbits had chocolate and an abundance of sugar. [ February 23, 2003: Message edited by: Bill Ferny ] __________________ I prefer Gillaume d’Férny, connoisseur of fine fruit.

02-23-2003, 06:44 AM	#4
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,751	Oh, the Elves had a substance that was ten times better than chocolate. You could eat all you wanted of it, and it didn't make you fat or cause your skin to break out. One bar of it was enough to last you six months, it didn't melt in your hand, and it never got that white stuff on it from sitting around on the shelf too long. Unfortunately, the name and the source have been lost through the ages. All we have left that is remotely similar is chocolate, and it is really a poor substitute. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

02-23-2003, 12:06 PM	#5
Imladrien Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 21	To add alittle seriousness to the topic, isn't chocolate a New World food, meaning it came from the Western Hemisphere? Tolkien took out a few references to New World items like tomatoes, the word 'tobacco', and even though he left 'potato' in, he generally called them "taters". So, I kinda doubt that Middle Earth had chocolate, I'm really sorry to say. --Imladrien

02-23-2003, 03:02 PM	#8
Bill Ferny Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Bree Posts: 390	Dain, Well, circa AD 1250: Thick soups, brewets and stews made from meat, vegetables and bread crumbs. Roasted meats of various sorts, including but not limited to beef, chicken, pork, wild fowl, duck, heron, swan, rabbit, mutton, and venison. Blankmanger of chicken and mortrews of fish were also very popular. It was made from pounding meat into a paste, mixing in other ingredients and serving it like a custard. The same basic principle was behind the quenelle that instead of being prepared like a custard was poached, coming out like a dumpling. Meat and fish in much the same manner was made into fritters, pasties and pies. Any dish, of course, was covered by a blanket of spices such as ginger, basil, sage, marjoram, rosemary, thyme, pepper, saffron, cloves, garlic, nutmeg, cannel, mace, cumin, cinnamon, honey and the expensive sugar that came in huge hard lumps called loaves. Mustard, while expensive, was used by the gallon. Of course, everything was accompanied by loaves of bread by the basket full (much to the miller's pleasure), and gallons of wine and home brew. Of course, there's always my personal favorite, the entremets, consisting of whole roasted boar's heads, apple in mouth and all, and swans, herons and ducks roasted in their feathers, carefully propped up and possed with string and stick like Greek statues. These courses were usually accompanied by spiced wine and sweetened wafers. Meals were lavish on rather common days in the households belonging to burghers of even modest means. Not to mention the voluptuous meals served by the likes of Thomas à Becket before he got religion which consisted of meat pies or custards that when cut would release a number of sparrows or doves, roasted boars and other game that would be presented at the table hanging from strings and dancing like puppets, and roasted cormorants dressed up with wafers and feathers to look like baby dragons. All in all, hobbit meals, even with tea, coffee and tobacco, pale in comparison. __________________ I prefer Gillaume d’Férny, connoisseur of fine fruit.

02-23-2003, 03:05 PM	#9
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Dear Mr. Ferny, would you kindly direct me to any and all golf refernces? Thank you. Tar [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

02-23-2003, 03:17 PM	#10
Dain Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Iron Hills Posts: 127	Golf comes from the "concerning hobbits" part of FotR, when they describe the origins of the game when a hobbit lopped off an orcs head and it rolled down a rabbit-hole. Somebody with the book nearby can give a more complete reference. Bill--cheers! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ Only I have looked through the shadow of the Gate. Beyond the shadow it waits for you still: Durin's Bane.

02-23-2003, 03:21 PM	#11
Eressië Ailin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Past the Point of No Return... Posts: 502	Oh I love the golf story!!!!!! Hobbits invented golf. I think one guy swung off an orc head, or something like that. I just can't remember where that's from. I think it's in the Fellowship... Ooops!! Didn't see you post there, Dain. Sorry, I couldn't find the story. Maybe it's in the Hobbit? [ February 23, 2003: Message edited by: Eressië Ailin ] __________________ Holy angel, in Heaven blessed... My spirit longs with thee to rest! ~Faust Never judge a book by its movie. ~J. W. Eagan By the big slippers of big slipperdom! ~M. Gillenormand, Les Misérables My blog!

02-23-2003, 03:24 PM	#12
Elfstone Animated Skeleton Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Halls of Mandos Posts: 30	My books are all lent out at the moment so I can't give you a direct quote, but I think it was Bullroarer who invented golf when he lopped the head off a goblin whose name was similar to the word golf and the head rolled down an animal hole.

02-23-2003, 04:37 PM	#13
Veon Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Luleå, Sweden Posts: 15	This was posted a while ago, about how golf was invented. Anders __________________ Tule rato alcarinqua laire, / helwa-ahyala ve falmali culde nandar vaita áre-faire / ar nu aldar liltar ehteli.

02-23-2003, 05:25 PM	#14
Lyra Greenleaf The Diaphanous Dryad Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path Posts: 1,152	it was gandalf, wasn't it, who invented golf by chopping off the head of the great/chief (what was he called?) goblin in- was it moria or not?- in the hobbit. __________________ “Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

02-23-2003, 05:35 PM	#15
Eressië Ailin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Past the Point of No Return... Posts: 502	No, it was a hobbit that invented golf. Click on the link, and look at the name of the cheif goblin. It also states in the passage that that was when golf was invented. [ February 23, 2003: Message edited by: Eressië Ailin ] __________________ Holy angel, in Heaven blessed... My spirit longs with thee to rest! ~Faust Never judge a book by its movie. ~J. W. Eagan By the big slippers of big slipperdom! ~M. Gillenormand, Les Misérables My blog!

02-23-2003, 05:53 PM	#17
Raefindel Sword of the Spirit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,313	I tend to agree with Bill Ferny; If they had coffee, tea, potatoes and tomatoes, I can see no reason why they could not have had chocolate. They may not havve applied it to the same use as we do or called it by the same name, but even without direct literary evidence of it's existance in Middle-earth, it is not without probability. Kinda sounds like a good detail for a fan-fic, joe-hobbit the inventer of hot chocolate and mocha? [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] __________________ Blessed be the Lord my Strength, Who trained my hands for war and my fingers to fight. Psallm 144:1

02-23-2003, 05:55 PM	#18
Dain Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Iron Hills Posts: 127	Funny, I thought it was in "Concerning Hobbits". Ooops. If only I had my books. Why I ever thought I could leave them on the other side of the ocean... __________________ Only I have looked through the shadow of the Gate. Beyond the shadow it waits for you still: Durin's Bane.

02-23-2003, 05:57 PM	#19
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	A hobbit named Choco, perhaps? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] The only problem with him was that he was so busy innovating new foods, he was always late. groan __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-23-2003, 07:25 PM	#20
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	Diamond, that was cute. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] So maybe there was chocolate? If so, it might have been invented by the elves, since they came up with a lot of other sweet things... miruvor, jewels, lembas... I could go on and on. [ February 23, 2003: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ] __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

02-23-2003, 07:32 PM	#21
Arvedui III Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In Rohan, with Carolina on my mind Posts: 629	I think every fantasy story should have chocolate. I like to think that hobbits invented it and it was just really rare or something. Maybe lembas is along the lines of chocolate. Dunno though. __________________ I have no idea what you just said, but I'm inspired!

02-23-2003, 07:39 PM	#22
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,751	Chocolate? Hobbits? That means we could have...chocolate hobbits! Mmmmmmm, chocolate hobbits...I'd eat the feet first.

02-23-2003, 07:49 PM	#23
Arvedui III Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In Rohan, with Carolina on my mind Posts: 629	Someone should make choclate hobbits and sell them to hungry barrow-downers. They would make a fortune. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ I have no idea what you just said, but I'm inspired!

02-23-2003, 08:13 PM	#24
Lobelia Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 150	"And if they weren't smoking tobacco..." Somewhere in there (I think in "Concerning Hobbits") is a line that says the hobbits were experimenting with just about everything before they settled on pipeweed. No wonder this novel was so popular in the 60s! (g)

02-23-2003, 08:22 PM	#25
Angry Hill Troll Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ephel Duath Posts: 115	Of course, if one takes the opposite view that chocolate was not native to M-E but only to Valinor (and to the lands to the West on the non-straight path after the Alkallabeth, it provides some interesting possibilities... What reward awaited Frodo, Bilbo, etc. when they got to the Undying Lands? We know they didn't become immortal. But perhaps Frodo would have forgotten about the pain in his shoulder, hand, etc. if had a lifetime supply of chocolate! The elves from Tol Eressëa visited Numenor until Sauron appeared on the scene. The faithful were really bummed when the elves stopped visiting. Eventually Ar-Pharazon decided to attack Valinor. Both of these things are somewhat consistent with the way people behave when their supply of chocolate is cut off... Don't take the above too seriously! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

02-23-2003, 09:56 PM	#27
Samwise Faithful Spirit Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: #3 Bagshot Row, Petaluma, Ca Posts: 2,299	For some wierd reason chocolate being brought over by the Spaniards comes to mind...if anyone can tell me if I'm wrong/right, post away! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] "Yo quiero chocolate!" And on the third day, God created chocolate. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Giving thanks unto the Father...In whom we have redemption through His blood, even the forgiveness of sins.~Colossians1:12a,14 * * * * * * * I am Samwise son of Hamfast, if by hoe or trowel I can get these weeds out of your garden, I will.You have my shears!;)

02-23-2003, 10:00 PM	#29
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	Samwise: Chocolate and the cocoa plant was actually native to South America, and it was introduced to the Conquistadors by the Aztecs or the Incas. The sad thing is, I know more history about my own world than I do about Middle-earth! What kind of a fan am I? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [ February 23, 2003: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ] __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

02-23-2003, 10:02 PM	#31
Samwise Faithful Spirit Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: #3 Bagshot Row, Petaluma, Ca Posts: 2,299	Ah, thank you for the clear-up Ithaeliel. (History was never my subject, regardless whose country it was...) [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Giving thanks unto the Father...In whom we have redemption through His blood, even the forgiveness of sins.~Colossians1:12a,14 * * * * * * * I am Samwise son of Hamfast, if by hoe or trowel I can get these weeds out of your garden, I will.You have my shears!;)

02-24-2003, 12:25 AM	#32
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Thank you, Ithaeliel, Bill and Samwise for laughing at my dreadful little pun. I'm flattered. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Now, realistically, it's more likely Chocolate in Middle-earth would have been invented by Sauron. I mean, how do you think he got all those people to unite under his banner? What other reason besides chocolate would cause them to flock to Mordor of all places? The One Ring: truly a mere trifle. A chocolate trifle, perhaps? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-24-2003, 12:31 AM	#33
Beren87 Master of the Secret Fire Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Between fire and ice, death and life Posts: 2,241	Just because I thought it was interesting, I found a Gandalf shaped chocolate bar today and bought it. Curiously enough it had nuts in it, while the Frodo shaped one didn't. [ February 24, 2003: Message edited by: Beren87 ]

02-24-2003, 08:00 AM	#34
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	They're implying something there, Beren, you know it... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

02-24-2003, 04:18 PM	#35
Sleeping Beauty Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Somewhere between the back of the chair and the monitor Posts: 115	Thanks Diamond that was a good laugh. The thought that the one ring was really made out of chocolate really amused me. So I guess the gold on the outside was just a foil wanting to be unwrapped. Hmm...the only curious thing is what type of chocolate was inside? Godiva maybe? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "If I knew all of the answers, I'd run for God." ~ Klinger: MAS*H

01-05-2004, 07:40 AM	#36
Carorëiel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 54	As my classes don't start today until noon, I hauled out my Ext DVDs to see what sort of light Jackson and company can shed on the question. In Concerning Hobbits on the extended DVD of FotR, the hobbit gentleman who is courting a hobbit lady snatches a cupcake from a passing tray. Some of those cupcakes (including the one he snags) look to have chocolate icing on them. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] So, I'd say PJ etc either thought there would be chocolate in Middle Earth--or didn't think about it at all. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ "Art is our way of keeping track of what we know and have known, secretly, from the beginning."--John Gardner

01-07-2004, 03:13 PM	#39
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	I certainly couldn't live without chocolate. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] While I know of no evidence that there is, I would like to believe that there is chocolate in ME. If there wasn't - those poor, deprived souls of ME just don't know what they're missing. And if it was just in Valinor, like a reward, why would the Noldor have left in the first place? Or couldn't they have brought some with? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]