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Fingolfin II · 03-12-2005, 08:09 PM

Rosie was not impressed when Sam showed her the light of his life.

Gil-Galad · 03-12-2005, 08:21 PM

I travelled more then 1000 miles, left without a clue, endangered so many of my close friends, also got my head cut off five times and all i get is this lousy ring...

Encaitare · 03-12-2005, 10:47 PM

Heavy drinking with the guys the previous night caused Elijah to have rather red-rimmed eyes and a dazed sort of look that morning... but, running short on time, PJ decided to go ahead with the photo shoot anyway.

THE Ka · 03-13-2005, 01:18 AM

Due to the unfortunate accident of gollum removing Frodo's finger, and that volunteers to hold the one ring was an unlikely factor, an innocent and unsuspecting infants' hand was used in its place...

~ Pensive Ka

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-13-2005, 02:34 AM

Sam may have had Galadriel's phial to light the way, but who needs that when the ring seems to emanate its own light?

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-13-2005, 09:31 AM

Sore throat?
Blocked up nose?
Piercing pain in the left shoulder?

Then you need the soothing lozenge of doom.

It's the one soothing lozenge to rule them all! ~ Frodo Baggins, Bag End.

Another great remedy from Sauron Pharmaceuticals Inc.

The Perky Ent · 03-13-2005, 11:13 AM

Frodo: Looking back on it, it woulda been a lot cooler if that actually was my hand. Those crazy stunt doubles...

Elennar Starfire · 03-13-2005, 12:48 PM

Frodo: Yum! Butterscotch!

malkatoj · 03-13-2005, 01:00 PM

Frodo: They curled my hair, put me in these clothes, covered my face in makeup...I mean really, look at this lipstick. They made me about two feet tall. And now a ring? THIS IS A THREAT TO MY MASCULINITY!!!

Legolas: What masculinity?

Frodo: ...*cries*

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-13-2005, 01:36 PM

"Pippin, will you marry me?"

Lalwendë · 03-13-2005, 02:13 PM

With apologies to Mr C Dickens...

Frodo to Sauron: "Please sir? Can I have some more?"

Feanor of the Peredhil · 03-13-2005, 02:39 PM

Find a Ring and pick it up, and all your life you'll have bad luck.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-13-2005, 07:02 PM

Frodo: Can I put it on now?

Gurthang · 03-13-2005, 08:11 PM

What you don't realize is that:

1. Elijah is asleep in this photo. They had to prop his eyes open.

2. That is not Elijah's hand holding the ring.

3. The reflection of Elijah's nose provides enough light to read by.

Oddwen · 03-13-2005, 10:01 PM

"O Eru! Bless this thy holy hand grenade, that I mayest blow mine enemy to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

Maeggaladiel · 03-14-2005, 12:19 AM

The Adams Family sends in Thing to steal the Ring from under Frodo's nose.

Nimrodel_9 · 03-14-2005, 12:22 PM

The one and only Cheerios.

luthien-elvenprincess · 03-14-2005, 05:31 PM

Quote:

"Pippen, will you marry me?"

"You better say it with diamonds. Obviously, this look won't work!

Feanor of the Peredhil · 03-15-2005, 07:33 AM

After stealing Elrond's eyebrows, Frodo tries to reconcile by offering him the one Ring.

THE Ka · 03-15-2005, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

With apologies to Mr C Dickens...

Frodo to Sauron: "Please sir? Can I have some more?"

Sauron holding camera: YOU WANT MORE!?

~ Little unknown today Ka

Gil-Galad · 03-15-2005, 08:20 AM

[Some of you may have read this off my Msn, some of you maybe not, but this is for comical purposes only!]

Dear Diary: Frodo gave me the ring and actually put it on my finger, am i gay?

Rimbaud · 03-15-2005, 10:07 AM

After losing over a foot in height, Michael Jackson finally admitted certain changes had been made.

davem · 03-15-2005, 03:46 PM

After some hours of searching Frodo finally finds the missing curtain ring under the sofa, but then remembers he has lent his step ladder to Sam to trim the eaves & so will have to wait to fix the drapes...

Thinks: 'Why am I so short? I am not made for perilous DIY tasks...'.

Thinks again: 'Wait a minute! There aren't any eaves at Bag End....

Nimrodel_9 · 03-15-2005, 04:34 PM

Merry fends off the-pokey-stick-of-doom.

Esgallhugwen · 03-15-2005, 05:15 PM

Frodo pic:

Frodo holds the smallest mini donut ever to be made.

Frodo: Must....resist..... cinnamon... goodness!

Merry pic:

Merry: Ha! That's M for Merry. (Watched Zorro one too many times)

Formendacil · 03-15-2005, 08:31 PM

"What time is it?" Merry wonders, looking down at his watch in mid-fight.

TPotSS · 03-15-2005, 10:04 PM

"What are you doing? I'm far too cute to attack! Look at me hop around in my little golden vest. Aren't I adorable?"
*clang!*
"Oh, darn, that didn't work."

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-16-2005, 12:47 AM

Merry: For the last time! I did not take the last Jaffa cake!

luthien-elvenprincess · 03-16-2005, 05:36 AM

During golf lessons, Merry turns just in time to fend off another of Boromir's practice swings...obviously, Boromir just isn't quite catching the concept of golf versus sword fighting.

Hama Of The Riddermark · 03-16-2005, 06:29 AM

Frodo pic:

Frodo: You can't resist...the power...of the DARK SIDE! Mwahahahahaha!!! *cough cough* Well don't make me do a stupid face then!

Gil-Galad · 03-16-2005, 09:34 AM

Merry: Aaagh, PJ's hand is out of control! i can't hold it any longer!

and this:

Aragorn: Legolas! give me my sword, i must help Merry!

Legolas: must...oggle...reflection!

Evisse the Blue · 03-16-2005, 09:37 AM

Let's see how you tig on a tag NOW, Monaghan!

Um, yeah, I know, lame and old.

Maeggaladiel · 03-16-2005, 11:40 AM

Merry is attacked by a rampaging cameraman. Full coverage at 11.

The Elf-warrior · 03-16-2005, 04:39 PM

Merry gets into a vicious fight over who gets the chocalate brownies.

Bywaters · 03-17-2005, 02:40 AM

Merry: How come you always get to be Darth Vader? It's not fair, I wanna be Vader!!!

Lalwendë · 03-17-2005, 03:32 AM

One afternoon at the Buckland knitting circle, a disagreement over the merits of 3 ply Warg wool suddenly blows up out of all proportion.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-17-2005, 06:04 AM

Merry: No, Faramir! You can't get to Éowyn through me! *parry*

Faramir: How about a sack of Longbottom?

Merry (drops sword, kneels before Faramir): I am your faithful servant.

THE Ka · 03-17-2005, 08:13 AM

While defending himself, Merry sudddenly goes into cardiac arrest, only using two classes of CPR to pitfully save himself...

~ Medical Ka

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-17-2005, 10:58 AM

Boromir: Merry, we'd better get a new picture soon!

King of the Dead: So, yeah, this new Diet is really working.

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-17-2005, 11:05 AM

King of the Dead: Does my coccyx look big in this?

03-12-2005, 08:09 PM	#4321
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,039	Rosie was not impressed when Sam showed her the light of his life. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

03-12-2005, 08:21 PM	#4322
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	new pic maybe? I travelled more then 1000 miles, left without a clue, endangered so many of my close friends, also got my head cut off five times and all i get is this lousy ring... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-13-2005, 01:18 AM	#4324
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Publisher's delibrately forgotten note... Due to the unfortunate accident of gollum removing Frodo's finger, and that volunteers to hold the one ring was an unlikely factor, an innocent and unsuspecting infants' hand was used in its place... ~ Pensive Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 03-13-2005 at 01:20 AM. Reason: names and games...

03-13-2005, 02:34 AM	#4325
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Sam may have had Galadriel's phial to light the way, but who needs that when the ring seems to emanate its own light? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-13-2005, 09:31 AM	#4326
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,468	Sore throat? Blocked up nose? Piercing pain in the left shoulder? Then you need the soothing lozenge of doom. It's the one soothing lozenge to rule them all! ~ Frodo Baggins, Bag End. Another great remedy from Sauron Pharmaceuticals Inc. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

03-12-2005, 10:47 PM	#4323
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 2,033	Heavy drinking with the guys the previous night caused Elijah to have rather red-rimmed eyes and a dazed sort of look that morning... but, running short on time, PJ decided to go ahead with the photo shoot anyway.

03-13-2005, 11:13 AM	#4327
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,332	Frodo: Looking back on it, it woulda been a lot cooler if that actually was my hand. Those crazy stunt doubles... __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

03-13-2005, 12:48 PM	#4328
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 1,049	Frodo: Yum! Butterscotch! __________________ Don't let me die!

03-13-2005, 01:00 PM	#4329
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 186	Frodo: They curled my hair, put me in these clothes, covered my face in makeup...I mean really, look at this lipstick. They made me about two feet tall. And now a ring? THIS IS A THREAT TO MY MASCULINITY!!! Legolas: What masculinity? Frodo: ...cries

03-13-2005, 01:36 PM	#4330
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	"Pippin, will you marry me?" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-13-2005, 02:13 PM	#4331
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	With apologies to Mr C Dickens... Frodo to Sauron: "Please sir? Can I have some more?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-13-2005, 02:39 PM	#4332
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,956	this message brought to you by Ringbearers Inc. Find a Ring and pick it up, and all your life you'll have bad luck. __________________ peace

03-13-2005, 07:02 PM	#4333
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	The temptation . . . Frodo: Can I put it on now? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-13-2005, 08:11 PM	#4334
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	What you don't realize is that: 1. Elijah is asleep in this photo. They had to prop his eyes open. 2. That is not Elijah's hand holding the ring. 3. The reflection of Elijah's nose provides enough light to read by. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

03-13-2005, 10:01 PM	#4335
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	The Sam pic... "O Eru! Bless this thy holy hand grenade, that I mayest blow mine enemy to tiny bits, in thy mercy." __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

03-14-2005, 12:19 AM	#4336
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	The corruption of the Ring knows no bounds. The Adams Family sends in Thing to steal the Ring from under Frodo's nose. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-14-2005, 12:22 PM	#4337
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 786	mmmmm The one and only Cheerios. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

03-15-2005, 07:33 AM	#4339
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,956	After stealing Elrond's eyebrows, Frodo tries to reconcile by offering him the one Ring. __________________ peace

03-15-2005, 08:20 AM	#4341
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	[Some of you may have read this off my Msn, some of you maybe not, but this is for comical purposes only!] Dear Diary: Frodo gave me the ring and actually put it on my finger, am i gay? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-15-2005, 10:07 AM	#4342
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,096	After losing over a foot in height, Michael Jackson finally admitted certain changes had been made. __________________ And all the rest is literature

03-15-2005, 03:46 PM	#4343
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,256	After some hours of searching Frodo finally finds the missing curtain ring under the sofa, but then remembers he has lent his step ladder to Sam to trim the eaves & so will have to wait to fix the drapes... Thinks: 'Why am I so short? I am not made for perilous DIY tasks...'. Thinks again: 'Wait a minute! There aren't any eaves at Bag End.... __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

03-15-2005, 04:34 PM	#4344
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 786	Merry fends off the-pokey-stick-of-doom. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

03-15-2005, 05:15 PM	#4345
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	Frodo pic: Frodo holds the smallest mini donut ever to be made. Frodo: Must....resist..... cinnamon... goodness! Merry pic: Merry: Ha! That's M for Merry. (Watched Zorro one too many times) __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

03-15-2005, 08:31 PM	#4346
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,346	"What time is it?" Merry wonders, looking down at his watch in mid-fight. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

03-15-2005, 10:04 PM	#4347
TPotSS Animated Skeleton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the captain's chair Posts: 42	"What are you doing? I'm far too cute to attack! Look at me hop around in my little golden vest. Aren't I adorable?" clang! "Oh, darn, that didn't work." __________________ You can't be a great painter. You only have one ear.

03-16-2005, 12:47 AM	#4348
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Merry: For the last time! I did not take the last Jaffa cake! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-16-2005, 05:36 AM	#4349
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,034	During golf lessons, Merry turns just in time to fend off another of Boromir's practice swings...obviously, Boromir just isn't quite catching the concept of golf versus sword fighting. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

03-16-2005, 06:29 AM	#4350
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Frodo pic: Frodo: You can't resist...the power...of the DARK SIDE! Mwahahahahaha!!! cough cough Well don't make me do a stupid face then!

03-16-2005, 09:34 AM	#4351
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	If you watched the special Feats. of RotK, you should know this Merry: Aaagh, PJ's hand is out of control! i can't hold it any longer! and this: Aragorn: Legolas! give me my sword, i must help Merry! Legolas: must...oggle...reflection! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-16-2005, 09:37 AM	#4352
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,740	Elijah's had one too many of Dom's mischiefs: Let's see how you tig on a tag NOW, Monaghan! Um, yeah, I know, lame and old. __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

03-16-2005, 11:40 AM	#4353
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	Merry is attacked by a rampaging cameraman. Full coverage at 11. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-16-2005, 04:39 PM	#4354
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Merry gets into a vicious fight over who gets the chocalate brownies. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

03-17-2005, 02:40 AM	#4355
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 51	Merry: How come you always get to be Darth Vader? It's not fair, I wanna be Vader!!! __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

03-17-2005, 03:32 AM	#4356
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	One afternoon at the Buckland knitting circle, a disagreement over the merits of 3 ply Warg wool suddenly blows up out of all proportion. __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-17-2005, 06:04 AM	#4357
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	What?! Merry: No, Faramir! You can't get to Éowyn through me! parry Faramir: How about a sack of Longbottom? Merry (drops sword, kneels before Faramir): I am your faithful servant. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...