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Oddwen · 07-28-2005, 11:21 AM

Gimli: What do you mean we killed the guardian again?

solarisa · 07-28-2005, 11:33 AM

hmph, great i can't even see the pic. image isn't showing up. i suppose whatever pic is there must be extremely fuuuunny....

Durelin · 07-28-2005, 01:06 PM

Now this is what I call priceless (as long as it hasn't been used before, that is):

Gurthang · 07-28-2005, 01:12 PM

Boromir is so drunk he doesn't even realize that he's not holding a bottle!

Gil-Galad · 07-28-2005, 01:15 PM

Boromir: we need like a wizard...or a ninja... ooooooh! a Ninja Wizard!

Gandalf: i'm a wizard

Boromir: yeah but your not a ninja wizard... ooh and bears that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

Durelin · 07-28-2005, 01:16 PM

Aragorn from several feet away: Boromir, this is not how you play paper football.

Gil - I know for a fact that you stole that.

mormegil · 07-28-2005, 01:19 PM

Boromir: I came to Rivendell because I was told that this is the lost-and-found of Middle-earth. What I lost, see, was a gold ring. It looked like this *holds up hand*. Yes it was circular in nature and made of gold. I was hoping to leave soon so if I could get that and I'll be on my way.

Gil-Galad · 07-28-2005, 01:21 PM

Boromir: nuh uh! you need like a catapult

(probaly, but you still love me i know it)

Formendacil · 07-28-2005, 02:18 PM

Boromir: "And just how many barrels of Butterbur Beer has Gondor received in aid? Zero! That's right! Zero!"

Boromir88 · 07-28-2005, 02:22 PM

Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the great eye is ever watchful. But, all we need is a really long needle and a strategically placed poke directly to the pupil will cause him to lose sight, letting us simply walk in.

Gil-galad, yes that does sound rather familiar....hmmm.

Kath · 07-28-2005, 02:34 PM

Boromir: There's a giant spider on you Aragorn and it's this big!

narfforc · 07-28-2005, 02:51 PM

If I roll it up nice and round, then flick it..............................................

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-28-2005, 02:54 PM

The evil cigar thief has struck again!

Look! There he goes! --->

Kitanna · 07-28-2005, 03:15 PM

narfforc got me thinking...

Boromir: The cookie dough ball must be this big or it won't work.

the guy who be short · 07-28-2005, 03:23 PM

Boromir: Yarr! I'm a pirate! Look at me periscope, and the fringe casually strewn across my face! Yarr... and me pirate's beard here.

The Only Real Estel · 07-28-2005, 03:23 PM

Originally, Boromir laughed off Elrond's prediction that one day Boromir would shorten his hair, slick it back, try to steal a piece of paper called 'The Decleration of Independence', & go off on some hunt for a 'national treasure', all the while pitted against some guy named 'Cage.'

Kitanna · 07-28-2005, 03:25 PM

Boromir shows the council how many movie roles he's had where he's survived...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-28-2005, 03:50 PM

"You hear this? This is the world's smallest violin playing the world's saddest song."

Durelin · 07-28-2005, 04:16 PM

"Still Sharpe. Not Sharp, you dolts."

Boromir88 · 07-28-2005, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally, Boromir laughed off Elrond's prediction that one day Boromir would shorten his hair, slick it back, try to steal a piece of paper called 'The Decleration of Independence', & go off on some hunt for a 'national treasure', all the while pitted against some guy named 'Cage.'~Only Real Estel

Then after that failed he would be the founder of Merrick Inc. and make a clone race that is brainwashed into believing a life that is false.

Nimrodel_9 · 07-28-2005, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Boromir: nuh uh! you need like a catapult

I know where that came from!

Boro: No seriously! This pimple was like this big! And it was right smack.....!
Elrond: No! We've heard enough!
Legolas: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

wilwarin538 · 07-28-2005, 05:48 PM

Boro: You don't like my ideas? Fine then! I'll just sit here and eat my fingers while pretending there a donut.

(that was special

)

Gil-Galad · 07-28-2005, 05:51 PM

sure its not you?

Boro: you can't just walk into Mordor with a soufle like that! it needs to be Magnifco!

Meneltarmacil · 07-28-2005, 06:06 PM

"And THIS is how many people can still remember that I'm the Disco King around here..."

CaptainofDespair · 07-28-2005, 06:26 PM

Boromir: Look people...I have a plan to defeat Mordor. All I need is a rubberband, some chewing gum, and a toothpick, and I can build us an atomic bomb...

Or

Boro: Looky! I'm a unicorn!

**The Saucepan Man** · 07-28-2005, 06:31 PM

We have done this one before.

Durelin · 07-28-2005, 06:37 PM

*sighs* That's why I asked...

Oddwen · 07-28-2005, 08:59 PM

It's a good one though, Durelin.

Boromir overdramatically threatens to bite his nails.

*sigh* more later, hopefully.

Gurthang · 07-28-2005, 09:28 PM

Boromir prepares to flick his freshly picked booger at Aragorn.

OR

Boromir: "I'm telling you, zero doesn't really exist! It's a philosophical(sp) illusion! It's just a concept to signify nothing, nill, zip, nada, zilch, nunka! You can't have zero of something, because it means nothing."

The Only Real Estel · 07-29-2005, 04:25 AM

Boromir: "And I guess he still thinks he has a shot at selling it to me so he tries to offer me 0% financing and everything!"

WaynetheGoblin · 07-29-2005, 07:30 AM

The ring is this big you think it will fit on my toung .

Boromir88 · 07-29-2005, 10:35 AM

Boromir: There once was a Sea Monkey...and this itsy tiny sea monkey was going against all odds. I mean there aint much you can do if you're a sea monkey right? Well, this sea monkey was about to get eaten up. And jeez, that fat bloated whale gulped that thing up like it had no care for tiny little critters around it!

Elrond: Your Point?

Boromir: Point? Point? Must it have a point? I could have saved that Sea Monkey! That bugger is no bigger than the space between my two fingers, why must people pick on the weak? Why!? Why!?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-29-2005, 10:50 AM

So I was brushing my teeth......y'know? Like this?

wilwarin538 · 07-29-2005, 10:57 AM

Boro: This is how many times Aragorn has taken a bath.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-29-2005, 11:28 AM

Brormir: This is how much I like Hookbill's captions! And I hate this new picture even more!

Frodo: Look! I know you’re upset, but we sent out the invitations, its the post offices fault!

Merry: I don't think they are buying it.

Sam: Okay, Pippin, stall them!

Pippin: What?

Kath · 07-29-2005, 11:32 AM

Sam: Merry, no! I know Pippin's annoying but you can't stab him in the back!

Merry: Why not? I can blame it on them!

Durelin · 07-29-2005, 11:50 AM

Synchronized 'Kill the Hobbitses' is not a spectator sport.

Kitanna · 07-29-2005, 11:53 AM

Sam: "Get out of the house more, have an adventure" they said. Well look where it got us!
Merry: You don't have to rub it in, Sam.

narfforc · 07-29-2005, 12:13 PM

Frodo to Sam: I told you that it was unwise to ask for The Ballad of Gil-galad in a Goth Disco.

mormegil · 07-29-2005, 12:41 PM

Pippin: "Where did these guys learn to hold a sword? I mean I've seen foolish ways to hold a sword but this...I mean come on, how can you attack from this position"

07-28-2005, 11:21 AM	#6241
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Gimli: What do you mean we killed the guardian again? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-28-2005, 01:12 PM	#6244
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	Boromir is so drunk he doesn't even realize that he's not holding a bottle! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-28-2005, 01:15 PM	#6245
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Boromir: we need like a wizard...or a ninja... ooooooh! a Ninja Wizard! Gandalf: i'm a wizard Boromir: yeah but your not a ninja wizard... ooh and bears that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-28-2005, 01:19 PM	#6247
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Boromir's first feable attempt Boromir: I came to Rivendell because I was told that this is the lost-and-found of Middle-earth. What I lost, see, was a gold ring. It looked like this holds up hand. Yes it was circular in nature and made of gold. I was hoping to leave soon so if I could get that and I'll be on my way. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-28-2005, 01:21 PM	#6248
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Boromir: nuh uh! you need like a catapult (probaly, but you still love me i know it) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-28-2005, 11:33 AM	#6242
solarisa Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: minnesota Posts: 43	hmph, great i can't even see the pic. image isn't showing up. i suppose whatever pic is there must be extremely fuuuunny....

07-28-2005, 01:06 PM	#6243
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,121	Now this is what I call priceless (as long as it hasn't been used before, that is):

07-28-2005, 01:16 PM	#6246
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,121	Aragorn from several feet away: Boromir, this is not how you play paper football. Gil - I know for a fact that you stole that.

07-28-2005, 02:18 PM	#6249
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,347	Boromir: "And just how many barrels of Butterbur Beer has Gondor received in aid? Zero! That's right! Zero!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

07-28-2005, 02:22 PM	#6250
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Boromir's plan Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the great eye is ever watchful. But, all we need is a really long needle and a strategically placed poke directly to the pupil will cause him to lose sight, letting us simply walk in. Gil-galad, yes that does sound rather familiar....hmmm. __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-28-2005, 02:34 PM	#6251
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Boromir: There's a giant spider on you Aragorn and it's this big! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-28-2005, 02:51 PM	#6252
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	If I roll it up nice and round, then flick it..............................................

07-28-2005, 02:54 PM	#6253
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	The evil cigar thief has struck again! Look! There he goes! ---> __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-28-2005, 03:15 PM	#6254
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,390	narfforc got me thinking... Boromir: The cookie dough ball must be this big or it won't work. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-28-2005, 03:23 PM	#6255
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,496	Boromir: Yarr! I'm a pirate! Look at me periscope, and the fringe casually strewn across my face! Yarr... and me pirate's beard here.

07-28-2005, 03:23 PM	#6256
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	bringing this back Originally, Boromir laughed off Elrond's prediction that one day Boromir would shorten his hair, slick it back, try to steal a piece of paper called 'The Decleration of Independence', & go off on some hunt for a 'national treasure', all the while pitted against some guy named 'Cage.'

07-28-2005, 03:25 PM	#6257
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,390	Boromir shows the council how many movie roles he's had where he's survived... __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-28-2005, 03:50 PM	#6258
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	"You hear this? This is the world's smallest violin playing the world's saddest song." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-28-2005, 04:16 PM	#6259
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,121	"Still Sharpe. Not Sharp, you dolts."

07-28-2005, 05:48 PM	#6262
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,661	Boro: You don't like my ideas? Fine then! I'll just sit here and eat my fingers while pretending there a donut. (that was special ) __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-28-2005, 05:51 PM	#6263
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	sure its not you? Boro: you can't just walk into Mordor with a soufle like that! it needs to be Magnifco! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-28-2005, 06:06 PM	#6264
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	"And THIS is how many people can still remember that I'm the Disco King around here..." __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-28-2005, 06:26 PM	#6265
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 452	Boromir: Look people...I have a plan to defeat Mordor. All I need is a rubberband, some chewing gum, and a toothpick, and I can build us an atomic bomb... Or Boro: Looky! I'm a unicorn!

07-28-2005, 06:31 PM	#6266
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,468	We have done this one before. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

07-28-2005, 06:37 PM	#6267
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,121	sighs That's why I asked...

07-28-2005, 08:59 PM	#6268
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	It's a good one though, Durelin. Boromir overdramatically threatens to bite his nails. sigh more later, hopefully. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-28-2005, 09:28 PM	#6269
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	Boromir prepares to flick his freshly picked booger at Aragorn. OR Boromir: "I'm telling you, zero doesn't really exist! It's a philosophical(sp) illusion! It's just a concept to signify nothing, nill, zip, nada, zilch, nunka! You can't have zero of something, because it means nothing." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-29-2005, 04:25 AM	#6270
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Boromir: "And I guess he still thinks he has a shot at selling it to me so he tries to offer me 0% financing and everything!"

07-29-2005, 07:30 AM	#6271
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 282	The ring is this big you think it will fit on my toung . __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

07-29-2005, 10:35 AM	#6272
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Boromir: There once was a Sea Monkey...and this itsy tiny sea monkey was going against all odds. I mean there aint much you can do if you're a sea monkey right? Well, this sea monkey was about to get eaten up. And jeez, that fat bloated whale gulped that thing up like it had no care for tiny little critters around it! Elrond: Your Point? Boromir: Point? Point? Must it have a point? I could have saved that Sea Monkey! That bugger is no bigger than the space between my two fingers, why must people pick on the weak? Why!? Why!? __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-29-2005, 10:50 AM	#6273
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	So I was brushing my teeth......y'know? Like this? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-29-2005, 10:57 AM	#6274
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,661	Boro: This is how many times Aragorn has taken a bath. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-29-2005, 11:28 AM	#6275
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Brormir: This is how much I like Hookbill's captions! And I hate this new picture even more! Frodo: Look! I know you’re upset, but we sent out the invitations, its the post offices fault! Merry: I don't think they are buying it. Sam: Okay, Pippin, stall them! Pippin: What? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-29-2005, 11:32 AM	#6276
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Sam: Merry, no! I know Pippin's annoying but you can't stab him in the back! Merry: Why not? I can blame it on them! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-29-2005, 11:50 AM	#6277
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,121	Synchronized 'Kill the Hobbitses' is not a spectator sport.