The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum


Visit The *EVEN NEWER* Barrow-Downs Photo Page

Go Back   The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum > Middle-Earth Fun and Games > Middle-earth Mirth
User Name
Password
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-06-2004, 05:04 PM   #3081
Lachwen
Wight
 
Lachwen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Greenwood the Great.
Posts: 115
Lachwen has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Lachwen
Eye

Frodo: No, you may NOT use me to practice for your Proctology mid-term! Get away from me with that thing!

OR

Witch-king: Come here, little boy...I have some candy for you...
Frodo: What are you doing? You're not a priest! Let go of me!

OR

Frodo: Oh my God! It's Dan Quayle!

Hey Fordim... "I don't know, man! I just wanna buy a pack of cigarettes!"
__________________
"'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.'"
Lachwen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-06-2004, 06:06 PM   #3082
The Only Real Estel
Raffish Rapscallion
 
The Only Real Estel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 3,025
The Only Real Estel has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

Donald Trump dismisses the next candidate from his reality TV show, The Apprentice.
The Only Real Estel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-06-2004, 08:43 PM   #3083
Nilpaurion Felagund
Scion of The Faithful
 
Nilpaurion Felagund's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,430
Nilpaurion Felagund is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Nilpaurion Felagund is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Narya Whoa! I missed a lot!

Horsemen pic.

Random horseman waaay back: I'll be damned if any of these turkeys get the last piece of lembas.

Weathertop pic.

The Witch-king needs a lab specimen.

Frodo: Do I look like a frog?

OR

Frodo: I suppose you're not Strider (though you do smell a lot like him . . . )
__________________
フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo)
The plot, cut, defeated.
I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
Nilpaurion Felagund is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-06-2004, 10:47 PM   #3084
Nimrothiel
Shade of Carn Dm
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
Posts: 288
Nimrothiel has just left Hobbiton.
White Tree

What's in your wallet?
__________________
"Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue
Nimrothiel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2004, 01:40 AM   #3085
Hookbill the Goomba
Alive without breath
 
Hookbill the Goomba's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Thumbs up

Brilliant, Nimrothiel! Those adverts crack me up!

Ok;

Witch King: I am going to kill you!

Frodo: Help!

Sam: Mr Frodo theres a secret escape here!

Frodo: NO! I need to escape more...

Sam: Dramatically? Sir?

Frodo: Yes! Dramatically! I need to escape more dramatically!

Witch King: Finished yet?
__________________
I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once.
THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...
Hookbill the Goomba is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2004, 06:26 AM   #3086
Eomer of the Rohirrim
Auspicious Wraith
 
Eomer of the Rohirrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,988
Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Boots

*The Witch-King acts out his plan with his new Frodo toy.*
__________________
Los Ingobernables de Harlond
Eomer of the Rohirrim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2004, 12:34 PM   #3087
Maeggaladiel
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Maeggaladiel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 512
Maeggaladiel has just left Hobbiton.
Witch king: I swear, if you kids come in my yard ONE MORE TIME, I'll--
Frodo: But I'm just selling cookies for the hobbit scouts!


OR

A scene from the film THE BLAIR WITCH KING PROJECT.
__________________
"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
Maeggaladiel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2004, 01:02 PM   #3088
Lachwen
Wight
 
Lachwen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Greenwood the Great.
Posts: 115
Lachwen has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Lachwen
Eye

OK, whoever gets THIS one recieves two of their favorite kind of pie AND will be my new favorite person.

Frodo: Now I'm learning about scaring!
__________________
"'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.'"
Lachwen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2004, 01:46 PM   #3089
Morsul the Dark
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Morsul the Dark's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,135
Morsul the Dark has been trapped in the Barrow!
Frodo:AHHH A bee kill the bee I'm allergic to bees!

Ring Wraith: Ill kill it... but only if you give me the ring..

Frodo : DEAL!
__________________
I know something you don't know
Morsul the Dark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2004, 01:57 PM   #3090
Fordim Hedgethistle
Gibbering Gibbet
 
Fordim Hedgethistle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
Posts: 1,844
Fordim Hedgethistle is a guest of Tom Bombadil.
Witch King: Whaddya mean, "Glorfindel's not in the movie"?
__________________
Scribbling scrabbling.
Fordim Hedgethistle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2004, 08:25 PM   #3091
Oddwen
Drummer in the Deep
 
Oddwen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,218
Oddwen is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Oddwen is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Send a message via Skype™ to Oddwen
WK: Ok, naptime's over!
__________________
But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

Oddwen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-08-2004, 09:21 AM   #3092
Eomer of the Rohirrim
Auspicious Wraith
 
Eomer of the Rohirrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,988
Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Boots

"You stole my girlfriend!"
__________________
Los Ingobernables de Harlond
Eomer of the Rohirrim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-08-2004, 12:38 PM   #3093
Evisse the Blue
Brightness of a Blade
 
Evisse the Blue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
Posts: 2,740
Evisse the Blue has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via MSN to Evisse the Blue Send a message via Yahoo to Evisse the Blue Send a message via Skype™ to Evisse the Blue
Frodo: N...N...No, thanks, I changed my mind about my shave!
__________________
And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.
Evisse the Blue is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-08-2004, 01:00 PM   #3094
Hookbill the Goomba
Alive without breath
 
Hookbill the Goomba's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Thumbs up

Frodo: I'm feeling much better! Honest!

Witch King: Don't worry Frodo, we'll have that gall stone out of there in no time! Just hold still!
__________________
I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once.
THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...
Hookbill the Goomba is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2004, 01:04 AM   #3095
Lhunardawen
Hauntress of the Havens
 
Lhunardawen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,724
Lhunardawen has been trapped in the Barrow!
Silmaril

Frodo: No...please...I'm scared of injections...
Witch King: ???
Frodo: You mean that's not a syringe? Okay then...
Lhunardawen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-11-2004, 08:43 PM   #3096
The Only Real Estel
Raffish Rapscallion
 
The Only Real Estel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 3,025
The Only Real Estel has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

Witch-King: "To blazes with The Code!"
The Only Real Estel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-11-2004, 09:19 PM   #3097
Oddwen
Drummer in the Deep
 
Oddwen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,218
Oddwen is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Oddwen is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Send a message via Skype™ to Oddwen
Fro: Hey, I thought you guys's motto was "First Do No Harm"!

WK: What? I'm a Nazgl, not a doctor!
__________________
But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

Oddwen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-12-2004, 03:54 AM   #3098
Hama Of The Riddermark
Shade of Carn Dm
 
Hama Of The Riddermark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 282
Hama Of The Riddermark has just left Hobbiton.
Frodo looked on terrified when he realised the Witch King had noticed that Frodo had swapped his sword or Mordor for a rubber haddock.
Hama Of The Riddermark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-12-2004, 07:14 PM   #3099
Nimrodel_9
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Nimrodel_9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 786
Nimrodel_9 has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via MSN to Nimrodel_9
White Tree

Sorry, I would put the pic on this page, but it won`t seem to work.

http://www.councilofelrond.com/modul...orderby=titleA

Legolas, do I look like the type of person who would steal your shampoo?
__________________
*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
Nimrodel_9 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-12-2004, 08:18 PM   #3100
Fordim Hedgethistle
Gibbering Gibbet
 
Fordim Hedgethistle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
Posts: 1,844
Fordim Hedgethistle is a guest of Tom Bombadil.
Aragorn: Are you looking at me? Are YOU looking at ME? Who the f*** are you looking at? Because there's nobody else here, so you must be looking at me. Are you LOOKING at me?
__________________
Scribbling scrabbling.
Fordim Hedgethistle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2004, 06:08 AM   #3101
Hama Of The Riddermark
Shade of Carn Dm
 
Hama Of The Riddermark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 282
Hama Of The Riddermark has just left Hobbiton.
Galadriel's powers were beginning to have an effect on Aragorn...
Hama Of The Riddermark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2004, 09:30 AM   #3102
The Only Real Estel
Raffish Rapscallion
 
The Only Real Estel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 3,025
The Only Real Estel has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

That smells like another one of Gimli's...
The Only Real Estel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2004, 03:49 PM   #3103
Nimrodel_9
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Nimrodel_9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 786
Nimrodel_9 has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via MSN to Nimrodel_9
Sting hahahahahahahaha!

Estel! You naughty naughty Dunedain!
__________________
*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
Nimrodel_9 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2004, 04:51 PM   #3104
Lachwen
Wight
 
Lachwen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Greenwood the Great.
Posts: 115
Lachwen has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Lachwen
Eye

Prophet #1: Do you have the Answer?
Aragorn: Yes.
Prophet #2: You mean there really is one?!
Aragorn: There really is one.
Prophet #2: And you're going to tell us?
Aragorn: Yes.
Prophet #1: Now?
Aragorn: Now.
Prophet #2: Wow.
*pause*
Aragorn: You're not going to like it...

That brings us to Unofficial Rule #42 of the Crazy Captions thread: whenever possible, allude to Hitchhiker's Guide.
__________________
"'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.'"
Lachwen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2004, 05:19 PM   #3105
The Only Real Estel
Raffish Rapscallion
 
The Only Real Estel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 3,025
The Only Real Estel has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

Aragorn: "I swear if I hear that Verizon Wireless guy one more time I'll..."
The Only Real Estel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2004, 06:30 PM   #3106
Nilpaurion Felagund
Scion of The Faithful
 
Nilpaurion Felagund's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,430
Nilpaurion Felagund is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Nilpaurion Felagund is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Narya Delusions of grandeur . . .

Aragorn: Is it me, or am I hot today? Rrrr . . . watch out ladies!
__________________
フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo)
The plot, cut, defeated.
I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
Nilpaurion Felagund is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-13-2004, 07:19 PM   #3107
Oddwen
Drummer in the Deep
 
Oddwen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,218
Oddwen is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Oddwen is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Send a message via Skype™ to Oddwen
It's ALL you, Aragorn...

A: No thank you, I do not like muffins.


Which brings us to rule no. 1: Inside jokes rule!

Yeah, outside jokes can make you too cold. ~Christy

And bad jokes just stink.
__________________
But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

Oddwen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2004, 05:08 AM   #3108
Eomer of the Rohirrim
Auspicious Wraith
 
Eomer of the Rohirrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,988
Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Boots

*Whilst gazing sleepily at the dancing pink oliphaunts, 'Gorn begins to wonder if he should give up the weed - especially right before important battles.*
__________________
Los Ingobernables de Harlond
Eomer of the Rohirrim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2004, 01:17 PM   #3109
Maeggaladiel
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Maeggaladiel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 512
Maeggaladiel has just left Hobbiton.
*Boromir can be heard screaming in the distance*
Boromir: AAAAAAAH! *THUD* OW! MY LEG! All right, which one of you wise guys smeared grease all over the staircase?! Hey... what is this? My pants are stuck to the floor... IS THIS GLUE!?!

Aragorn: Heh heh. Let's see him disco NOW.
__________________
"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
Maeggaladiel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2004, 08:17 PM   #3110
Nimrodel_9
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Nimrodel_9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 786
Nimrodel_9 has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via MSN to Nimrodel_9
1420! I actually understood that Oddwen. :)

Good ones Estel and Eomer!

Holy Eru! What is that silly fool-of-a-Took doing this time?! Boy, is Gandalf going to be mad when he comes back!
__________________
*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
Nimrodel_9 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-17-2004, 12:16 AM   #3111
Lhunardawen
Hauntress of the Havens
 
Lhunardawen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,724
Lhunardawen has been trapped in the Barrow!
Silmaril

Aragorn's "tell-me-I-stink-and-you'll-regret-it-forever" look #27.

Last edited by Lhunardawen; 10-17-2004 at 12:19 AM. Reason: the addition of one word
Lhunardawen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-17-2004, 02:15 AM   #3112
Hookbill the Goomba
Alive without breath
 
Hookbill the Goomba's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Thumbs up

Gimli and Legolas are arguing in the background.

Aragorn: Soon I'll have to stop playing "Who shall I kill first?" over in my head and just go for what feels natural... I think I'll start with me, then its Legolas then Gimli.
__________________
I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once.
THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...
Hookbill the Goomba is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2004, 03:44 PM   #3113
Nimrodel_9
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Nimrodel_9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 786
Nimrodel_9 has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via MSN to Nimrodel_9
Sting

Aragorn was very sad when Pippin ate the last muffin.
__________________
*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
Nimrodel_9 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2004, 04:26 PM   #3114
Lachwen
Wight
 
Lachwen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Greenwood the Great.
Posts: 115
Lachwen has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Lachwen
Eye

Aragorn: If Pippin doesn't stop singing "A Hundred Bottles of Ale on the Wall" soon, I'm going to pack him in a box and mail it to Abu Dhabi.
__________________
"'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.'"
Lachwen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2004, 05:40 PM   #3115
Oddwen
Drummer in the Deep
 
Oddwen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,218
Oddwen is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Oddwen is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Send a message via Skype™ to Oddwen
Tiii-iii-iime for a new pic!
BEHOLD!




F: I'm sorry Gandalf, but I'm distracted by your hat. That is sooooo Second Age, man.
__________________
But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

Oddwen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2004, 06:42 PM   #3116
Farmira
Pile O'Bones
 
Farmira's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: where i wished i lived... Minas tirith
Posts: 14
Farmira has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Farmira Send a message via Yahoo to Farmira
White Tree

Frodo: I don't think it works like that...
__________________
These tears you cry, have come to late
Take back the lies, the hurt... the blame
and you will weep, when you face the end alone
you are lost... you can never go home....
Farmira is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2004, 07:06 PM   #3117
Fordim Hedgethistle
Gibbering Gibbet
 
Fordim Hedgethistle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
Posts: 1,844
Fordim Hedgethistle is a guest of Tom Bombadil.
Somewherrrrrrrrre over the raiiiiiiinbooooow, waaaaay uuuuuuup hiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
__________________
Scribbling scrabbling.
Fordim Hedgethistle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-21-2004, 05:27 AM   #3118
Evisse the Blue
Brightness of a Blade
 
Evisse the Blue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
Posts: 2,740
Evisse the Blue has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via MSN to Evisse the Blue Send a message via Yahoo to Evisse the Blue Send a message via Skype™ to Evisse the Blue
Frodo: So that's the famous pointy hat trick... I don't think much of it.
__________________
And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.
Evisse the Blue is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-21-2004, 05:43 AM   #3119
Eomer of the Rohirrim
Auspicious Wraith
 
Eomer of the Rohirrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,988
Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Eomer of the Rohirrim is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Boots

*Frodo struggles to maintain interest as Gandalf tells him again what happened at Bilbo's 99th Birthday Party. Newsflash old man, I WAS THERE TOO!*
__________________
Los Ingobernables de Harlond
Eomer of the Rohirrim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-21-2004, 12:10 PM   #3120
One of the Nine
Haunting Spirit
 
One of the Nine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In my mind. What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Posts: 84
One of the Nine has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to One of the Nine Send a message via MSN to One of the Nine
Sting

Frodo: You want me to go where?
__________________
I have a very short attention span, and it sometimes affects me when I'm, ooo a squirrel....
One of the Nine is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:14 PM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.