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Old 10-21-2004, 01:46 PM   #3121
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Old 10-22-2004, 01:17 PM   #3122
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Old 10-22-2004, 02:52 PM   #3123
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"Hold on Frodo, we're being followed by a swarm of some creature or another. Take the reigns while I incinerate them ..."
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Old 10-22-2004, 03:42 PM   #3124
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Old 10-22-2004, 04:22 PM   #3125
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Old 10-22-2004, 06:39 PM   #3126
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Not to copy Nimrodel_9 or anything...

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Old 10-23-2004, 09:40 AM   #3127
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Your the one who taught boromir to disco???
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Old 10-23-2004, 11:02 AM   #3128
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Old 10-23-2004, 03:51 PM   #3129
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Old 10-23-2004, 04:19 PM   #3130
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Old 10-23-2004, 05:12 PM   #3131
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1420! Sorry! I couldn`t resist.

My mind isn`t working at the moment, so I can`t think of anything. Sooo...
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Old 10-23-2004, 06:11 PM   #3132
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F: "Duhhhh...and den, duhh...yeah. DUHHHH!"

(Reminds me of a co-worker, that does.)

Or, speaking of work, how about:

F: Ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done!

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Old 10-23-2004, 09:14 PM   #3133
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Boots The saga really goes on!

Jeez! Look! We have our own little Illiad... i can't believe that this is Still going on... I remember when this was only fifteen pages! Oh, well.

Might as well add some more:

Meet the new Legolas:



Interviewer: So, what do you have to say about your new look? What was your transformation process like? What can you say to you're fans?

"Some girls they have natural ease They wear it any way they please With their French flip curls And perfumed magazines Wear it up, let it down This is the best way that I've found To be the best you've ever seen I put on some make-up Turn up the eight-tack I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett From TV Until I wake up And I turn back to myself." - Wig In A Box

Yeah. Cheezy, I know.
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Old 10-23-2004, 09:18 PM   #3134
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It was broadcasted on Norwegian Television? Hmm. Didn't seem to catch it.
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Old 10-23-2004, 09:23 PM   #3135
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Your the one who taught boromir to disco???

That's strange. I've always seen Gandalf as a sort of "David Bowie - Seem- to -have-been-there-forever" person... Sorry. When ever i bring up david bowie people always comment on that Bowie seems to be immortal. Most Glam Rockers are .
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Old 10-23-2004, 10:43 PM   #3136
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Old 10-24-2004, 05:34 AM   #3137
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Old 10-24-2004, 08:22 AM   #3138
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Old 10-24-2004, 10:38 AM   #3139
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Oh, now i see! I was too interested in where it was broadcasted... I'm such an idiot sometimes. Oh, well.
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Old 10-24-2004, 11:20 AM   #3140
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Um gandalf your robes are open.
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Old 10-24-2004, 12:00 PM   #3141
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Old 10-24-2004, 06:41 PM   #3142
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Old 10-24-2004, 07:49 PM   #3143
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Faramir: *sees what Shadowfax just did on his shampoo*

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Old 10-24-2004, 07:53 PM   #3144
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Old 10-25-2004, 02:08 AM   #3145
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Frodo pic

Frodo unveils his secret weapon against the Nazgl: Puppy eyes.

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He had a journal entry later that day. Do you want to know what it says?
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Frodo pic:

Frodo: Mr Gul, Mr Nazgul?

Nazgul: erm, yes?

Frodo: Youre a jerk. A complete A*se hole... right...

Nazgul: HAY! Come back here and say that? Who the Hell do you think you are?

And a large box of magic pencils to anyone who gets that.
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Old 10-25-2004, 08:00 AM   #3147
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Too true...

Faramir: Right, I put the dinner in the oven and I need to take the dog for a walk... (Looks down and sees that there is a raw chicken attacked to a dog lead)... ah!
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Old 10-25-2004, 11:26 AM   #3149
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(10$ and a cookie to whoever gets that!)
Nobody got that one? It was David Wenham in Van Helsing. I love him in that movie! Oh well, I guess I get to eat the cookie.

Faramir had a very short attention span.
Yes, bring more men over to that bridge and-- Holy Eru! That is the biggest rat I`ve ever seen!
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Old 10-26-2004, 08:14 PM   #3150
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Old 10-28-2004, 12:35 PM   #3152
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Hmm... Who will be my next victim? I know! Frodo and Sam! Or should I say, the Elves?
http://www.councilofelrond.com/modul...orderby=titleA

Frodo:This is going to be great! Too bad I didn`t know about Unce Bilbo`s Halloween masks earlier! Ok, Sam. On the count of 3, we jump out of the bushes, and shout BOO! We then laugh like maniacs, run through their group, and into the trees.
Sam: Ok. On the count of what?
Frodo: 3
Sam: Got it.
Frodo:Are you sure?
Sam: Yeah. I think so.
Frodo: You think so?
Sam: Yeah.
Frodo: The count of 3.
Sam: 3?
Frodo:3!
Sam: BOO! ***jumps into group of Elves, screams like maniac, and runs into trees.***
Frodo: *sigh* Will he ever get it right?
***Elves scream in terror and scatter.***
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Thumbs up It was inevitable.

*Crazy funfair music*

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Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! Elves!

Frodo: They must be on thier way to the Havens!

*Both watch the elves pass in awed silence*

Frodo: *Sigh* Elves are so wonderful!

Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! A butterfly!

Frodo: It must be on it's way to the Havens!

*Both watch the butterfly pass (going east) in awed silence*

Frodo: *Sigh* Butterflies are so beautiful!

Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! Clouds!

And it goes on. For another two or three chapters...
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A Halloween Photo!

This photograph has long served as evidence of the existance of the infamous "Follow the Leader" ghosts of Lorien, spirits of elves who died in a freak Follow the Leader accident involving a blindfolded 'leader' and a cliff. Their ghosts are said to haunt the forests, repeating their final words before dying...

"We're follooowwwing the leeeeaader, the leeeeaader, the leeeaaader,
We're foooolooowwwing the leeeeader, whereeeeever hee maaay goooo-AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
*photograph taken by famous ghostologists F. Baggins and S.Gamgee. (Pictured, in corner)

*Author's note* At the time of their deaths, Baggins and Gamgee admit that the photograph was fake.
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Frodo: Not just Elves, Sam. Those are New Jersey Elves. See? They're glowing in the dark, just like the rivers and streams of their homeland!


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In their younger years, youngsters Sam and Frodo used to lie in hiding in the forests and throw rocks at passing elves.
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Sam: I don't have no treats, Mr Frodo sir, and I don't want no tricks, if you take my meaning.

Frodo: Let's just hide here and maybe they'll go away.
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Old 10-28-2004, 10:42 PM   #3159
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Frodo: *in a rather strong Australian accent* Crikey! Now them there, those are High Elves; we're really lucky, we've caught them during their millennial migration to the Havens! Be quiet now, we don't want to startle 'em.

Sam: Mr. Frodo, I think you've been watching too much television...

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Ah, for those peaceful innocent days in the Shire...when all the young hobbits at birthday parties would play "Pin the Tail on the Elf"...
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