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Old 03-27-2006, 07:42 PM   #10161
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Old 03-27-2006, 09:11 PM   #10162
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Sort of inspired by Morsul's inspiration from Hookbill's post...


Pippin: This is an ex-Merry!!
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Old 03-27-2006, 11:49 PM   #10163
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Pippin: Aragorn! You know that elf you were going to marry but weren't sure you wanted to stop her from losing her immortality?

Aragorn *off screen*: yes?

Pippin: Well, you don't have to worry about her anymore. Mr. Olyphant has... well... you know...
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Old 03-28-2006, 12:02 AM   #10164
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No one was more shocked than Merry and Pippin when Frodo slipped on the wrong ring, and instead of turning invisible, turned into a dead oliphaunt.

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"Oh no!!! The Oliphaunt crushed my Barbie Dreamhouse!!!"

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Merry was so excited that Fido learned how to play dead, that he glued himself to Pippin. He immediately wished he had found some other way to express his joy.
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Old 03-28-2006, 09:25 AM   #10165
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The Olyphant ate Aragorn! But it died of food poisoning. Pippin was dismayed as Aragorn cut his way out to return, smellier than ever.
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Old 03-28-2006, 09:51 AM   #10166
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Planes, Trains and Oliphaunts

M: Pippin, hy are you kissing my ear?

P: Why are you holding my hand?

M: Where's your other hand?

P: Between two pillows.

M: Those aren't pillows!!

Both: AAAARRRGH!
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Old 03-28-2006, 01:24 PM   #10167
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Merry: Pippin, this isn't an opera - I'm injured, when someone is injured you get help... you don't sing a de capo aria while they die...
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Old 03-28-2006, 03:03 PM   #10168
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Pippin: "Ahg! What is that behind us Merry!?"

Merry: "Don't worry Pip, it's just a blue (or green) screen."
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Old 03-28-2006, 06:59 PM   #10169
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Merry tried in vain to tell if Pippin had died from sheer shock, but he couldn't for the life of him find Pippin's heart in his throat...


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Old 03-28-2006, 09:09 PM   #10170
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Merry didn't like having his picture taken.
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Old 03-28-2006, 11:42 PM   #10171
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Pippin: Wow! That Olyphant was scary... But what is THAT?

Merry: Oh calm down! It's just a new picture...



It seems that the Eye of Sauron was putting on too much weight.

Sauron: Uuurrr... I knew that last muffin was a mistake...

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Ah, slave labour; you get what you pay for.
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Old 03-28-2006, 11:46 PM   #10172
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Sauron's morning workout

Sauron: You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around... and that's what it's all about
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:31 AM   #10173
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:47 AM   #10174
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Old 03-29-2006, 03:19 AM   #10175
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The termite problem in Barad-dr got really bad.
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Old 03-29-2006, 04:03 AM   #10176
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Sauron's punishment for breaking the No Smoking rule. He couldn't help it, being a ball of fire.

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Sauron: Those Orcs are literally eating me out of house and home!
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Old 03-29-2006, 05:21 AM   #10177
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Old 03-29-2006, 05:59 AM   #10178
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Sauron never really got the hang of the barbecue...but would he give up and use the perfectly good grill in the kitchens of Barad Dur? No ..... of course not... he might be a Maia .. but he was a male Maia...
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Old 03-29-2006, 06:44 AM   #10179
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*slaps forehead* ooh, I didn't upgrade to earthquake protection.
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Old 03-29-2006, 08:23 AM   #10180
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White Tree

Whoever said a chocolate tower would be better than a stone tower was clearly mistaken.

Which leads to...

"Aaaaggh! I'm meltiiiiiing!"
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Old 03-29-2006, 08:38 AM   #10181
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Some Mordor Maths...

1 Drunk Witch King + 1 Mount Zoom = Smash!

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Sauron: Noo! I didn't pay the insurance on the tower!
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Old 03-29-2006, 08:57 AM   #10182
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To everyone's amazement this tower was alive and loved to dance to the macrena
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Old 03-29-2006, 10:12 AM   #10183
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Going off Morsul

In the dance-off Sauron found Boromir's moves were too much for him to handle.
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Old 03-29-2006, 10:14 AM   #10184
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This is what happens is you leave the iron on.
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Old 03-29-2006, 10:17 AM   #10185
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YOu know that story about pking your eye out with scissors? its true

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Sauron- o look a penny.....darn my no arms
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Old 03-29-2006, 10:20 AM   #10186
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Sauron- o look a penny.....darn my no arms
This gave me an idea!

Sauron really suffered when he had an itch!
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Old 03-29-2006, 05:12 PM   #10187
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Eye'm on fire today

When Sauron found out that someone had destroyed his precious ring, he looked a bit down and said: What is the point of that'

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Eye'm popping out for a bit.
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Old 03-29-2006, 08:45 PM   #10188
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The Gondorians revealed themselves as the bad punsters that they were by handing out complementary bottles of eyedrops on the day that Sauron fell because, after all...the Eye had dropped.
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Old 03-29-2006, 11:44 PM   #10189
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Sauron's balancing act didn't last very long.

OR You knew it was coming!

Necromancer, Dark Lord, Evil King, whatever your title, it won't save you from the horror of Gandalf the grey uncloaked!
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Old 03-30-2006, 12:07 AM   #10190
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Stealing from Nilp again...

Flint: 2 silver

Fuses: 8 silver

Blasting powder: 37 silver

Having the satisfaction of single-handedly causing the destruction of the tower of Barad-Dur: Priceless

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Old 03-30-2006, 03:50 AM   #10191
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The disadvantages of being a giant lidless eye kicked in during pollen season...
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Old 03-30-2006, 03:52 AM   #10192
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Sauron: I can see my house from heeeeeeeerrrrrreeeee... *splat*

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Sauron: I could have had the dark cottage of Barad-dr, that wouldn't have been such a bad fall... But NOOO! I had to go with the fancy tower.
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Old 03-30-2006, 07:51 AM   #10193
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Sauron leans over to chat to the cute little palace next-door.
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This new post-modern architecture just didn't seem to hold up under pressure as well as the neo-classical style.
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Despite being a very powerful flaming eye, Sauron was no match for the giant saber-toothed worms that sometimes haunted the plains of Gorgoroth.
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Old 03-30-2006, 06:30 PM   #10197
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Old 03-30-2006, 10:40 PM   #10198
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Just as Sauron's new Tower of Evil Cubism was nearly complete, Picasso fell into another blue period...


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Sauron: Aaahh... I'm so bad at this...

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Sauron: I did it... MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *Splat*
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All the orcs gathered around the tower:

Orcs (in unison): Ring around the tower, our pockets full of bread.... ASHES Ashes..... The eye falls down....


Sauron: Darn kids.......


~~~~~~~~~~~OR~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Frodo and Sam playing hide-n-go-seek...... Sam hides behind the "large stack of rocks"


Sam: Ok Frodo come find me.....

Frodo forgot to put on his glasses and runs into the tower......

Sauron: Who did that???

Frodo points at Sam: The old lady did it!!!!!
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