Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 162 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Loslote · 01-14-2010, 07:55 PM

Unfortunately, the bubonic plague soon drove the poor tax-evading souls from their haven.

Lindale · 01-14-2010, 10:14 PM

Fortunately Queen Beruthiel had a *magic* cure for bubonic plague.

Loslote · 01-14-2010, 11:59 PM

Unfortunately, she wouldn't share because she's an evil Queenie.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-15-2010, 08:13 AM

Fortunately, her evil cats were eager to share
in return for some high quality catnip.

Lindale · 01-15-2010, 10:22 AM

Unfortunately the white cat was kidnapped by a bunch of cat-hating ruffians.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-15-2010, 01:22 PM

Fortunately the white cat escaped using the knowledge
it had gained by reading the Minas Tirith best-seller:
101 Things To Do With Cat-Hating Ruffians.

Glirdan · 02-21-2010, 10:29 PM

Unfortunately, cats can't read....

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-21-2010, 10:35 PM

Fortunately, however cats DO make exceptional lawyers.

Loslote · 02-22-2010, 12:13 AM

Unfortunately, they use this skill to their own advantage - and everyone else's disadvantage.

Lindale · 02-28-2010, 11:05 AM

Fortunately Legolas understands the language of cats.

Loslote · 02-28-2010, 04:53 PM

Unfortunately, he was unable to translate because of a severe chill that kept him at home.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-28-2010, 05:59 PM

Fortunately, elves never get cold, so said chill never really had an effect.

Loslote · 02-28-2010, 06:06 PM

Unfortunately, his mother was still paranoid, and made him stay home.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-28-2010, 06:08 PM

Fortunately, his father wasn't. He told Legolas to drink some wine and go do something.

Loslote · 02-28-2010, 06:14 PM

Unfortunately, Legolas took his father's suggestion a bit too seriously, and got extremely drunk.

Glirdan · 02-28-2010, 10:42 PM

Fortunately, it happened to be with his best friend Gimli so all was well.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-28-2010, 11:06 PM

Unfortunately, there was some mischief with some other dwarves and a hobbit that Leggie got blamed for.

Loslote · 03-01-2010, 12:33 AM

Fortunately, the dwarves and hobbit all died so Leggie didn't have to pay medical bills.

Galadriel · 03-01-2010, 04:07 AM

Unfortunately, he got sued anyway.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-01-2010, 08:22 AM

Fortunately, Mandos explained that it was fated
that Leggy would get off scott free, so everyone
decided to go and give Bilbo an unexpected party.

Morsul the Dark · 03-01-2010, 08:32 AM

Unfortunately Mandos Then decreed that Legolas would have to Pay at least the cost of the party

Glirdan · 03-01-2010, 11:45 AM

Fortunately, Leggy was a Prince and therefore had no problem paying for half the cost of the party.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-01-2010, 01:13 PM

Unfortunately Sharkey and Wormtongue crashed the party.

Eönwë · 03-01-2010, 01:38 PM

Fortunately they died of mysterious "mushroom-related incidents".

Loslote · 03-01-2010, 08:12 PM

Unfortunately, the incident was that they ate all the mushrooms and the hobbits killed them in revenge, leaving them with a mess - and no mushrooms.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-02-2010, 09:34 AM

Fortunately (for him) Sharkey, being a maia, quickly
reconstituted himself and organized a mushroom cartel
to get back at those uppity hobbits.

Lindale · 03-08-2010, 12:04 PM

Unfortunately (for Sharkey) the hobbits were waiting for him again, blade in hand.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-08-2010, 12:47 PM

Fortunately (for Sharkey) he bought off the hobbits with a
22 % share in his mushroom cartel (plus 10 % for Farmer Maggott
as CEO). This was the start of Maggott's fabled rise to become
the hobbit Warren Buffett.

Loslote · 03-09-2010, 12:28 AM

Unfortunately, the hobbits teased him about his new name.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-09-2010, 09:20 AM

Fortunately, Farmer Maggott ignored the teasing of his
bff Sharkey and joined him in successfully opening a
line of all organic mushroom/bacon omelets (very
popular with elves and rangers at the Prancing Pony).

Eönwë · 07-19-2010, 02:17 PM

Unfortunately, a crafty Annatar took away all of his business with his genetically modified Super Monster Mushrooms of Doom.

Glirdan · 07-19-2010, 02:24 PM

Fortunately, Yavanna decided to make Super Monster Mushroom Eating Plants of Doom (which also happened to be poison resistant)

Pitchwife · 07-19-2010, 02:30 PM

Unfortunately, the Super Monster Mushroom Eating Plants of Doom were eaten by Lalaith's Pet Ultra Super-Duper Mutant Ninja Dragonslaying Chameleonic Goose-Pony Chimaeras of Insuperable Awesomeness.

Blind Guardian · 07-19-2010, 11:53 PM

Fortuntely said plants are scared of light, thus allowing Feänor to defeat them!

Eönwë · 07-20-2010, 02:05 AM

Unfortunately, Lalaith ripped out Feanor's spine while her geese distracted him.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-20-2010, 02:07 AM

Unfortunately, Lalaith's geese had a deadly and contagious disease which spread to Lalaith and all those around them.

Blind Guardian · 07-20-2010, 09:14 AM

Fortunetly Feänor didn't catch it (or would that be unfortunet?

)

Lindale · 07-20-2010, 10:38 AM

Unfortunately, Mandos did catch it.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-20-2010, 10:52 AM

Fortunately Mandos found he was only a carrier and was
doomed to pass it on to Morgoth.

Lindale · 07-20-2010, 11:02 AM

Unfortunately Mandos couldn't find Morgy.

01-14-2010, 07:55 PM	#6441
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,032	Unfortunately, the bubonic plague soon drove the poor tax-evading souls from their haven. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-14-2010, 10:14 PM	#6442
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 981	Fortunately Queen Beruthiel had a magic cure for bubonic plague. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-14-2010, 11:59 PM	#6443
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,032	Unfortunately, she wouldn't share because she's an evil Queenie. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-15-2010, 08:13 AM	#6444
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, her evil cats were eager to share in return for some high quality catnip. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-15-2010, 10:22 AM	#6445
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 981	Unfortunately the white cat was kidnapped by a bunch of cat-hating ruffians. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-15-2010, 01:22 PM	#6446
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the white cat escaped using the knowledge it had gained by reading the Minas Tirith best-seller: 101 Things To Do With Cat-Hating Ruffians. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-21-2010, 10:29 PM	#6447
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, cats can't read.... __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-21-2010, 10:35 PM	#6448
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Fortunately, however cats DO make exceptional lawyers. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

02-22-2010, 12:13 AM	#6449
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,032	Unfortunately, they use this skill to their own advantage - and everyone else's disadvantage. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

02-28-2010, 11:05 AM	#6450
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 981	Fortunately Legolas understands the language of cats. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

02-28-2010, 04:53 PM	#6451
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,032	Unfortunately, he was unable to translate because of a severe chill that kept him at home. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

02-28-2010, 05:59 PM	#6452
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Fortunately, elves never get cold, so said chill never really had an effect. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

02-28-2010, 06:06 PM	#6453
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,032	Unfortunately, his mother was still paranoid, and made him stay home. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

02-28-2010, 06:08 PM	#6454
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Fortunately, his father wasn't. He told Legolas to drink some wine and go do something. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

02-28-2010, 06:14 PM	#6455
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,032	Unfortunately, Legolas took his father's suggestion a bit too seriously, and got extremely drunk. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

02-28-2010, 10:42 PM	#6456
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, it happened to be with his best friend Gimli so all was well. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-28-2010, 11:06 PM	#6457
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Unfortunately, there was some mischief with some other dwarves and a hobbit that Leggie got blamed for. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

03-01-2010, 12:33 AM	#6458
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,032	Fortunately, the dwarves and hobbit all died so Leggie didn't have to pay medical bills. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

03-01-2010, 04:07 AM	#6459
Galadriel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In Eldamar beside the walls of Elven Tirion Posts: 551	Hi Unfortunately, he got sued anyway.

03-01-2010, 08:22 AM	#6460
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Mandos explained that it was fated that Leggy would get off scott free, so everyone decided to go and give Bilbo an unexpected party. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-01-2010, 08:32 AM	#6461
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	Unfortunately Mandos Then decreed that Legolas would have to Pay at least the cost of the party __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

03-01-2010, 11:45 AM	#6462
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, Leggy was a Prince and therefore had no problem paying for half the cost of the party. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

03-01-2010, 01:13 PM	#6463
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Sharkey and Wormtongue crashed the party. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-01-2010, 01:38 PM	#6464
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately they died of mysterious "mushroom-related incidents". __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

03-01-2010, 08:12 PM	#6465
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,032	Unfortunately, the incident was that they ate all the mushrooms and the hobbits killed them in revenge, leaving them with a mess - and no mushrooms. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

03-02-2010, 09:34 AM	#6466
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately (for him) Sharkey, being a maia, quickly reconstituted himself and organized a mushroom cartel to get back at those uppity hobbits. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-08-2010, 12:04 PM	#6467
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 981	Unfortunately (for Sharkey) the hobbits were waiting for him again, blade in hand. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

03-08-2010, 12:47 PM	#6468
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately (for Sharkey) he bought off the hobbits with a 22 % share in his mushroom cartel (plus 10 % for Farmer Maggott as CEO). This was the start of Maggott's fabled rise to become the hobbit Warren Buffett. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-09-2010, 12:28 AM	#6469
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,032	Unfortunately, the hobbits teased him about his new name. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

03-09-2010, 09:20 AM	#6470
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Farmer Maggott ignored the teasing of his bff Sharkey and joined him in successfully opening a line of all organic mushroom/bacon omelets (very popular with elves and rangers at the Prancing Pony). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-19-2010, 02:17 PM	#6471
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, a crafty Annatar took away all of his business with his genetically modified Super Monster Mushrooms of Doom. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-19-2010, 02:24 PM	#6472
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, Yavanna decided to make Super Monster Mushroom Eating Plants of Doom (which also happened to be poison resistant) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-19-2010, 02:30 PM	#6473
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,355	Unfortunately, the Super Monster Mushroom Eating Plants of Doom were eaten by Lalaith's Pet Ultra Super-Duper Mutant Ninja Dragonslaying Chameleonic Goose-Pony Chimaeras of Insuperable Awesomeness. __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

07-20-2010, 02:05 AM	#6475
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, Lalaith ripped out Feanor's spine while her geese distracted him. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-20-2010, 02:07 AM	#6476
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Unfortunately, Lalaith's geese had a deadly and contagious disease which spread to Lalaith and all those around them. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.