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Anastasia · 12-14-2002, 05:09 AM

Balrogs does it take to change a light bulb?

dragoneyes · 12-14-2002, 05:49 AM

none, they don't need lightbulbs, they make their own light.

LePetitChoux · 12-14-2002, 07:03 AM

One, it just breathes on it and it melts...
And you have one changed lightbulb! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Pookabunny · 12-14-2002, 07:05 AM

Word to the wise - don't EVER pass gas in the general direction of a Balrog! Both of you will go DOWN!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

LePetitChoux · 12-14-2002, 08:50 AM

...Hobbits does it take to eat a kilometre-long piece of Lembas? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

dragoneyes · 12-14-2002, 09:13 AM

how long has it been since they last ate?

Manardariel · 12-14-2002, 09:40 AM

Only one, but 500 pints- if the hobbit is Pippin, that is.

Tigerlily Gamgee · 12-14-2002, 11:24 AM

What's a light bulb?

VanimaEdhel · 12-14-2002, 03:59 PM

Barrow-Downers does it take to answer one question?

Morai · 12-14-2002, 06:56 PM

It takes several. We Barrowdowners have huge-overbearing imaginations to keep our own opinions seceret.

dragoneyes · 12-15-2002, 05:10 AM

well, it all depends on the question, if it's a simple strait forward one it may take as few as 50 to answer it, a more complicated question may take as many as ten times that amount.

LePetitChoux · 12-15-2002, 06:38 AM

...Days is it until Mr. Barrow-Wight notices this thread and comments on it? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] (Not that commenting on threads is bad-thats why we're all here, right? Right? [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

VanimaEdhel · 12-16-2002, 06:33 PM

topics does it take for us to settle on one?

Skippy the Nazgul · 12-17-2002, 01:42 PM

... woman need to worship Orlando Bloom before he starts to consider himself and God?

Just curious, How big does your head need to be before it explodes?

Skippy

TealDude3 · 12-17-2002, 02:14 PM

... rings does it take to rule them all?

LePetitChoux · 12-17-2002, 02:15 PM

In answer to your points, Skippy,

1. 79,064,638
2. 50cm in diameter.

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Morai · 12-18-2002, 06:38 PM

....Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom fans does it take for them to finally get body guard?

....Hobbits to eat a full course meal? (I'm guessing not many)

Aragorn_The_King · 12-18-2002, 07:24 PM

... fish till gollum says "no more fissshhhh we don't wants fffiiiisssshh ppprrreeecciiioooouuusss"

VanimaEdhel · 12-19-2002, 05:07 PM

...months will it take before the cast of Lord of the Rings get restraining orders against Rachel (me) and her friends?

My friends are taking bets...many think that Orlando Bloom will let 6 months go by before he takes out one on me. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

And maybe a year for my friend Laura and Viggo...she's a little calmer. Or she'll kidnap his son, as he's almost our age...

Probably 3 months for my friend Moira and Elijah. She's a bit scary when she wants to be...

The others are *ptooie!* fairly normal...

I'm one of those weird people that like the character and actor separately, so I am weird over both of them...

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-18-2003, 10:50 AM

im thinking of getting a life size Pippin cutout...they sell them at a store in a town near here...

How many times do you think Galadriel's said a dirty word?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-18-2003, 11:07 AM

Galadriel has never said a dirty word.

How many times has a Baggins cheated at cards? Hmmmm, sneaky Hobbitses, yessss, Bagginssss........

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-21-2003, 06:16 PM

How many times after battle has Legolas come out looking just as beautiful as when he went in while everyone else looks like hell?

cannedpoatoe · 01-21-2003, 07:50 PM

Lots of times! thank goodness for that! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

12-14-2002, 05:09 AM	#1
Anastasia Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: London Posts: 91	How many... Balrogs does it take to change a light bulb? __________________ Aw, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: Burn the house down. Burn 'em all! ~The Leprechaun from The Simpsons.

12-14-2002, 05:49 AM	#2
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	none, they don't need lightbulbs, they make their own light. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

12-14-2002, 07:03 AM	#3
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 721	One, it just breathes on it and it melts... And you have one changed lightbulb! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

12-14-2002, 07:05 AM	#4
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	Word to the wise - don't EVER pass gas in the general direction of a Balrog! Both of you will go DOWN!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies

12-14-2002, 08:50 AM	#5
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 721	...Hobbits does it take to eat a kilometre-long piece of Lembas? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

12-14-2002, 09:13 AM	#6
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	how long has it been since they last ate? __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

12-14-2002, 09:40 AM	#7
Manardariel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 807	Only one, but 500 pints- if the hobbit is Pippin, that is. __________________ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Blog :-)\|FanFic Dream City

12-14-2002, 11:24 AM	#8
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,056	What's a light bulb? __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

12-14-2002, 03:59 PM	#9
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,463	Barrow-Downers does it take to answer one question? __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes

12-14-2002, 06:56 PM	#10
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 729	It takes several. We Barrowdowners have huge-overbearing imaginations to keep our own opinions seceret. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

12-15-2002, 05:10 AM	#11
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	well, it all depends on the question, if it's a simple strait forward one it may take as few as 50 to answer it, a more complicated question may take as many as ten times that amount. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

12-15-2002, 06:38 AM	#12
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 721	...Days is it until Mr. Barrow-Wight notices this thread and comments on it? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] (Not that commenting on threads is bad-thats why we're all here, right? Right? [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

12-16-2002, 06:33 PM	#13
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,463	topics does it take for us to settle on one? __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes

12-17-2002, 01:42 PM	#14
Skippy the Nazgul Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Who wants ta know? Posts: 22	... woman need to worship Orlando Bloom before he starts to consider himself and God? Just curious, How big does your head need to be before it explodes? Skippy __________________ Those cretins, though darn, dirty cretins. They've served me SPAM when I quite clearly said CRAM.

12-17-2002, 02:14 PM	#15
TealDude3 Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Bebop Posts: 138	... rings does it take to rule them all? __________________ I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's.

12-17-2002, 02:15 PM	#16
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 721	In answer to your points, Skippy, 1. 79,064,638 2. 50cm in diameter. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

12-18-2002, 06:38 PM	#17
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 729	....Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom fans does it take for them to finally get body guard? ....Hobbits to eat a full course meal? (I'm guessing not many) __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

12-18-2002, 07:24 PM	#18
Aragorn_The_King Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Inside the LOTR book Posts: 34	... fish till gollum says "no more fissshhhh we don't wants fffiiiisssshh ppprrreeecciiioooouuusss" __________________ If you study into a field, there are worlds of information waiting to be found.

12-19-2002, 05:07 PM	#19
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,463	...months will it take before the cast of Lord of the Rings get restraining orders against Rachel (me) and her friends? My friends are taking bets...many think that Orlando Bloom will let 6 months go by before he takes out one on me. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] And maybe a year for my friend Laura and Viggo...she's a little calmer. Or she'll kidnap his son, as he's almost our age... Probably 3 months for my friend Moira and Elijah. She's a bit scary when she wants to be... The others are ptooie! fairly normal... I'm one of those weird people that like the character and actor separately, so I am weird over both of them... __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes

01-18-2003, 10:50 AM	#20
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,198	im thinking of getting a life size Pippin cutout...they sell them at a store in a town near here... How many times do you think Galadriel's said a dirty word? __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-18-2003, 11:07 AM	#21
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	Galadriel has never said a dirty word. How many times has a Baggins cheated at cards? Hmmmm, sneaky Hobbitses, yessss, Bagginssss........ __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-21-2003, 06:16 PM	#22
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,198	How many times after battle has Legolas come out looking just as beautiful as when he went in while everyone else looks like hell? __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-21-2003, 07:50 PM	#23
cannedpoatoe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: a place in the United States Posts: 54	Lots of times! thank goodness for that! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "dont tell the elf"-Gimli