The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum


Visit The *EVEN NEWER* Barrow-Downs Photo Page

Go Back   The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum > Middle-Earth Fun and Games > Middle-earth Mirth
User Name
Password
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-03-2002, 01:28 PM   #41
arelendil
Wight
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Eryn Lasgalen
Posts: 202
arelendil has just left Hobbiton.
Silmaril

okay back after dinner!
where's my donuts said by anyone any time!though it is probably best out loud!
and aragorn on the bridge
*I wonder if the waters cold and deep? how far would i get if i pushed her in and ran!!
__________________
Nai Vardo eleni ilye lumenn' enomentielvo siluvar!
arelendil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2002, 06:03 PM   #42
VanimaEdhel
Etheral Enchantress
 
VanimaEdhel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Wellesley College!
Posts: 1,473
VanimaEdhel has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to VanimaEdhel Send a message via MSN to VanimaEdhel
Silmaril

Aragorn: Gee...I wonder where Legolas gets his hair done? Maybe he can arrange an appointment for me...

Billy, the outcast Elf that's just at the Council: Bah! What's that stupid prince got that I haven't got?
__________________
"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes
VanimaEdhel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-05-2002, 09:07 PM   #43
Eruialiwen
Haunting Spirit
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Mirkwood, Virginia
Posts: 71
Eruialiwen has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Eruialiwen
Eye

LMAO I am loving these!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I wish I could think of some good ones...hmmm


Aragorn: "Let's hunt some Orc."

Gimli (glancing at Legolas): "Isn't that off-season? I thought this was Ranger-hunting season...wait...it is!!!"

Legolas (glancing at Gimli): "Hmm...isn't this Ranger-hunting season?!!"

Gimli: GAARRR!!! LET'S HUNT SOME RANGER! Can't forget to take him to the taxidermist though...

Legolas (looking at Gimli and grinning): *hisses like Hannibal*

Legolas and Gimli (running after Aragorn): DUN DA DUN DUN DUN DA DUN...the hunt is on!


OK, totally lame, but my mind is mush this eve... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
__________________
~'%From the mouths of the Sea the South Wind flies, from the sandhills and the stones; The wailing of the gulls it bears, and at the gate it moans.%'~
Eruialiwen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-06-2002, 04:20 PM   #44
VanimaEdhel
Etheral Enchantress
 
VanimaEdhel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Wellesley College!
Posts: 1,473
VanimaEdhel has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to VanimaEdhel Send a message via MSN to VanimaEdhel
Silmaril

Hey! That was funny! *Laughs hard*

Aragorn: *Watching Frodo dance on the table at the Prancing Pony* "He's the man alli en la disco, | Playing sexy feeling hotter, | He's the king bailando et ritmo ragatanga, | And the dj that he knows well, | On the spot always around twelve, | Plays the mix that diego mezcla con la salsa, | Y la baila and he dances y la canta..."

(Lyrics courtesy of "Aserejé" by Las Ketchup)

That's all I have for now...
__________________
"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes
VanimaEdhel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-06-2002, 06:32 PM   #45
Eruialiwen
Haunting Spirit
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Mirkwood, Virginia
Posts: 71
Eruialiwen has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Eruialiwen
Eye

LOL [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
__________________
~'%From the mouths of the Sea the South Wind flies, from the sandhills and the stones; The wailing of the gulls it bears, and at the gate it moans.%'~
Eruialiwen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-06-2002, 06:33 PM   #46
Eruialiwen
Haunting Spirit
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Mirkwood, Virginia
Posts: 71
Eruialiwen has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Eruialiwen
Eye

LOL [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] You know, I can actually see Aragorn thinking that...hehehehehehe


OK and every time I look at this one, I die I laugh so freaking hard:

Quote:
Gandalf: *as he's falling* Hmmm...I want...ICE CREAM!
__________________
~'%From the mouths of the Sea the South Wind flies, from the sandhills and the stones; The wailing of the gulls it bears, and at the gate it moans.%'~
Eruialiwen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2002, 01:41 PM   #47
Lady_Espel
Animated Skeleton
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 42
Lady_Espel has just left Hobbiton.
Question

As Frodo is paddling off in the boat
Sam [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]Thinking)Oh damn, I really need the loo. I know(Speaking)Of course you are and I'm coming with you, etc...(thinking) Haha, I am a genious. He thinks I actually care, really duty calls and I don't want to answer it in public

Omigosh, untasteful and I just made a mockery of, like, the saddest scene. Hum, I am a BAD person.
__________________
I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse and did it again.
Lady_Espel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-07-2002, 04:47 PM   #48
Brinniel
Reflection of Darkness
 
Brinniel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
Posts: 3,027
Brinniel is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Brinniel is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Brinniel is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.
Sting

Frodo looks down at the ring: *Hmmm. I wonder if I could exchange this for a silver ring. Silver would look much nicer with what I'm wearing.*
__________________
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum
Brinniel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-14-2002, 03:35 PM   #49
Rose Cotton
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: A place worse then Mordor........School!
Posts: 1,075
Rose Cotton has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

At the Breaking of the Fellowship.

Boromir: Now I see your mind! You will take the ring to Sauron! You will betray us!

Frodo: *Drat! How did he know?*
__________________
"There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin
"The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)
Rose Cotton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2002, 10:27 AM   #50
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
Spectre of Decay
 
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bar-en-Danwedh
Posts: 2,206
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is a guest at the Prancing Pony.The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Send a message via AIM to The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
Sting

Of course, what Frodo was really thinking as he left the Fellowship was:

"If I can only get away without them noticing I can be half-way to Umbar before they even know where to look."
__________________
Man kenuva métim' andúne?
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-16-2002, 08:04 PM   #51
Nevfeniel
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mithlond
Posts: 783
Nevfeniel has just left Hobbiton.
Eye

Anyone from the fellowship just about anywhere in the wild: No bathroom? I have to use a bush and some LEAVES?! What have I gotten myself into. . .
__________________
Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.
Nevfeniel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-19-2002, 06:10 PM   #52
TealDude3
Wight
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Bebop
Posts: 138
TealDude3 has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

Gimli: Does this axe make my butt sag?
__________________
I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's.
TealDude3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2002, 10:50 AM   #53
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
Spectre of Decay
 
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bar-en-Danwedh
Posts: 2,206
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is a guest at the Prancing Pony.The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Send a message via AIM to The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
Sting

Sauron: Obviously I'll have to put the Morgoths in the Blue Room, because they never could abide the whole gothic theme I've got going here. Then that nice Mr. and Mrs. Balrog in the Salon of Eternal Suffering, because it has such a beautiful view of the Sea of Núrnen. Oh, and Saruman can always be a problem, what with his dyspepsia, so I'll have to warn the cook to steer clear of anything too rich...

[ October 20, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]
__________________
Man kenuva métim' andúne?
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-20-2002, 01:21 PM   #54
dragoneyes
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
dragoneyes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
Posts: 743
dragoneyes has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

lol, this is a good topic, ok right

Balrog (as chasing the fellowship): Gandalf! Long time no see! Give us a hug.

Merry (as being captured by nasty things): I'm gonna have to spend the rest of my life with Pippin? NOOOOOOO!

ok, that second one was odd [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]
__________________
"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.
dragoneyes is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-21-2002, 06:52 AM   #55
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
Spectre of Decay
 
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bar-en-Danwedh
Posts: 2,206
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is a guest at the Prancing Pony.The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Send a message via AIM to The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
Sting

Elrond: This council business is really boring. Why can't some bally idiot hurry up and volunteer to get rid of the ruddy thing so that we can go and get a spot of lunch?

Gandalf: Don't worry: I've pumped young Baggins' head so full of nonsense that he'll take on any insanely suicidal mission. I hope we're having blackberry crumble again.

Elrond: I didn't know you were telepathic.

Gandalf: Neither did I.

--------------------------------------------

Goldberry: Why does he always insist on bringing home every vagrant he finds? Now we'll have to cook for six instead of ordering a pizza. Mmmmm pepperoni.

--------------------------------------------

Gimli (at Helm's Deep): If that Elf gets too far ahead of me he'll be among the glorious dead tomorrow.

Legolas: If that Dwarf gets too far ahead of me he'll become the recipient of a stray arrow, or I'm no archer.

[ October 21, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]
__________________
Man kenuva métim' andúne?
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-22-2002, 05:32 PM   #56
Mintyztwin
Wight
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The other side of crazy
Posts: 212
Mintyztwin has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

Ha ha ha! I liked that last one! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Okay, I'm intelligent, I can do this . . .

Sam: "Let 'im go, or we'll have you longshanks!" *Oh shoot! He's a lot bigger than I thought he was!*

Merry *Shut up Sam!*

Pippin *What's going on?*
__________________
So, where are we going?

But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2
Mintyztwin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-22-2002, 08:07 PM   #57
Ike
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Thumbs up

Sauron, seconds before the One Ring hits the lava at the bottom of the Cracks of Doom, thus destroying him forever and condemning him to somenameless, terrible fate:
"Damn!"
Aragorn, throughout the series: "I brought my spare tunic and bedroll. I remembered to bring the map of Middle-Earth. I've got two knifes, one for skinning rabbits and one for fighting. Now, why the heck couldn't I remember my damn RAZOR?!?!"
Gimli: "Why won't that jerk Legolas let me borrow his comb? I wash my head. It's not like I'm dirty. It's just because I'm different, that's all. I want to be loved and adored, but just because I was born different, he dosen't care if my hair is raggedy. I hate that guy! <sob>"
Frodo, petrified with terror at the evil power of the One Ring, and unable to speak: "Oh, crap! It's the Evil Mutant Killer Ring of Death from Hell!" [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
  Reply With Quote
Old 10-23-2002, 05:41 PM   #58
Elenna
A Ghostly Light
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: My private bubble of innocence
Posts: 563
Elenna has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Elenna
Silmaril

Gandalf: We will take this road across the Misty Mountains...and then into Mordor.

Pippin: *Wait, Mordor? I thought we were going to Disneyworld! I knew I should have asked where this mission, quest, thing was going!*
__________________
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
Elenna is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-24-2002, 09:22 AM   #59
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
Spectre of Decay
 
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bar-en-Danwedh
Posts: 2,206
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is a guest at the Prancing Pony.The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Send a message via AIM to The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
Sting

Glorfindel: I hate all this rushing around in the dark. I bet I don't get an ounce of credit for it either.

Gandalf (about to face the Balrog): I hate this job.

Shelob: I'm completely sick of live food. Nobody appreciates how difficult it is to cook something properly with this body. Why can't someone open a decent Greek restaurant around here? I'd kill for a nice baklava and some Retsina.
__________________
Man kenuva métim' andúne?
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-24-2002, 05:35 PM   #60
VanimaEdhel
Etheral Enchantress
 
VanimaEdhel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Wellesley College!
Posts: 1,473
VanimaEdhel has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to VanimaEdhel Send a message via MSN to VanimaEdhel
Silmaril

(In the movie) The Wraith who says "Give up the halfling, She-Elf": HE-llo, baby! Boy is that Elf hot!

Legolas: Mud! I want mud! To roll in and get all over my clothes! And jello...lots of jello-ey goodness to roll in...I hate cleanliness! It's all Daddy's doing! Why does he have to be such a neat-freak? I want dirt! Lots of dirt! And nice, dark mines!

Legolas: Hmmm...if I do this well, maybe I will have lots of teen-age girls all over the world drooling on me and the non-Elfy in real life actor who plays me! I will be immortalized in a sea of drool! Oh, lucky me!

Merry (while captured by the Orcs): GAH! Did I forget to set the VCR? I might be missing "F*R*I*E*N*D*S" again, dammit! Oh well, Rosie always tapes it...I'll steal her tape...
__________________
"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes
VanimaEdhel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-24-2002, 07:44 PM   #61
Arwen1858
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Gondor
Posts: 516
Arwen1858 has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Arwen1858
Eye

Aragorn: If by my life or death, I can protect you, I will.
Legolas: *hopefully by his death, then Arwen will be mine!!*
__________________
Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance."
Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean
Arwen1858 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-24-2002, 09:45 PM   #62
Kalimac
Candle of the Marshes
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Flyover Country
Posts: 780
Kalimac has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

Mostly from the movie, sorry.

Aragorn to Arwen: "You cannot give me this!" ("Please, I can't let the other Rangers see me wearing a woman's necklace. I'll never hear the end of it.")

Frodo: "I will take the Ring, although I do not know the way." ("Please, Elrond, stop me. You're not going to let me GO, are you? Come on, step up to the plate here. You know the way, don't you?")

Gandalf: "I will help you bear this burden." ("How LONG I'll help you is another question, of course.")

Saruman: "But you have elected the way - of - PAIN!!!" ("God, you don't know how long I've been practicing this phrase in front of the mirror, do you?")
__________________
Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
Kalimac is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2002, 11:25 AM   #63
Diamond18
Eidolon of a Took
 
Diamond18's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
Posts: 3,561
Diamond18 is a guest of Tom Bombadil.
Sting



Those are all really funny. I haven't been able to think of any for a while, but I've been reading.

Arwen: "If you want him, come and claim him!" *No, really. He smells awful and he's getting my clothes dirty!*

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
__________________
All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
Diamond18 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2002, 06:30 PM   #64
VanimaEdhel
Etheral Enchantress
 
VanimaEdhel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Wellesley College!
Posts: 1,473
VanimaEdhel has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to VanimaEdhel Send a message via MSN to VanimaEdhel
Silmaril

Gandalf: *says* YOU SHALL NOT...PAAAAAASS! *thinks* Oi vey...oh dammit, what did I get myself into now? My mom always told me "Son, you're a very extroverted Maiar, watch your back," but did I listen to her? Nooooooooo...and here I am, fighting a darn Balrog in the middle of Moria, a big, dark, now abandoned and stinky mine. I say again: Oi...vey...
__________________
"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes
VanimaEdhel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-07-2002, 12:09 PM   #65
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
Spectre of Decay
 
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bar-en-Danwedh
Posts: 2,206
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is a guest at the Prancing Pony.The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Send a message via AIM to The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
Sting

I thought that this thread deserved to be moved back to the top.

I expect that as he faced Éowyn on the Pelennor Fields, the Witch-King's thoughts were as follows:

Not another blasted Rider of Rohan. And it's a woman. How original. They must really be desperate. Still, finish this one off then I can get back to the city, get rid of that old codger and be back in Minas Morgul with the wife and kids by next week. That'll save me a fortune on babysitters. Besides, those Orcs are so unreliable, always messing up the kitchen and drinking my beer... Ouch!
__________________
Man kenuva métim' andúne?
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-30-2002, 12:27 PM   #66
Horse-Maiden of the Shire
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
Posts: 1,202
Horse-Maiden of the Shire has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

allright, im not very good at these tings so let me know if they suck:
the cave troll when Legolas first shoots it in the chest:
*Oww!! My booby! I'm supposed to go out with Rick tonight! Now what am i going to do?*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dont be mad at me for using the saddest part of the whole movie!!
When frodo pulls sam into the boat:
Sam: And I dont mean to, i dont mean to.
Frodo: Oh Sam! (they hug)
*Frodo: oh this is great....i wanted to go alone but now i have to have sam with me! Now i cant do half the things i wanted to*
thats not supposed to be gross or anything....so get your head out of the gutter! LOL
__________________
"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
Horse-Maiden of the Shire is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-30-2002, 01:43 PM   #67
My Cat Sasha
Animated Skeleton
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Shire
Posts: 46
My Cat Sasha has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to My Cat Sasha
Sting

(Aragorn kneels to pick the Kingsfoil. A sword comes down and rests against his neck)
Aragorn: Is it a Black Rider?
(Awren starts speaking)
Aragorn: Argh! Worse! My girlfriend!

(gollum talks to ring)
Sam: The Ring can't hear you, Gollum, and if it can it's not going to respond.
Gollum: What does he know, precioussss? Stupid fat hobbit...

Galadriel(speaking): But hope remains, while company is true.
Ring(thinking): Wanna bet?

Ok. Those weren't very good... Oh well.

[ December 30, 2002: Message edited by: My Cat Sasha ]
__________________
Frodo: Go back, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone.
Sam: Of course you are, and I'm comming with you!
My Cat Sasha is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-02-2003, 01:18 PM   #68
Airerûthiel
Wight
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Long Lake
Posts: 228
Airerûthiel has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

Wormtongue (in the movie, the shot of Saruman at Isengard just before the one of the Uruk-hai): Remind me again why I'm working for a fat crazy wizard with a James Bond villain complex?!

Éowyn (the scene where Aragorn comes back right at the end): Everyone out there's totally expecting me to snog you right now...

Arwen (looking at Elrond as she leaves Rivendell - this isn't really a thought but it's still quite funny): I could make a hand gesture at you under these sleeves and no-one would even notice...

Legolas (travelling across Rohan): God, that bloody dwarf can't decide whether he's right behind us or miles away!

[ January 03, 2003: Message edited by: Airerûthiel ]
__________________
'If they give you ruled paper, write the other way' - Juan Ramón Jiménez
I love pirates!
Airerûthiel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-02-2003, 06:03 PM   #69
VanimaEdhel
Etheral Enchantress
 
VanimaEdhel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Wellesley College!
Posts: 1,473
VanimaEdhel has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to VanimaEdhel Send a message via MSN to VanimaEdhel
Silmaril

Two words work all the way through, you know...

*Extended version Fellowship of the Ring*

Bilbo: *Loses ring* Oi vey!

Bilbo: *Hears Sackville-Bagginses coming* Oi vey!

Gandalf: *Seeing Bilbo disappear* Oi vey!

Gandalf: *Learns that it might be The One Ring* Oi vey!

Frodo: *Learns about the One Ring* Oi vey!

Sam: *Gets caught behind the hedge* Oi vey!

Frodo and Sam: *Getting bumped into by Merry and Pippin* Oi vey!

Sam: *Holding veggies* Oi vey!

Hobbits: *Getting caught by Black Rider* Oi vey!

Gandalf: *Seeing Saruman's treason* Oi vey!

Eagle: *When Gandalf lands on him* Oi vey!

Frodo: *Sees the fire* Oi vey!

Frodo: *Gets stabbed* Oi vey!

Arwen: *Sees Frodo almost die* Oi vey!

Elrond: *Sees all the fighting at the Council* Oi vey!

Fellowship: *Sees Pippin is going* Oi vey!

Fellowship: *Sees Crebain* Oi vey!

Fellowship: *On Caradhrad* oi vey!

Hobbits: *When Watcher grabs them* Oi vey!

Gimli: *When seeing Balin tomb* Oi vey!

Pippin: *When he pushes the skeleton into the well* Oi vey!

Fellowship: *When attacked* Oi vey!

Fellowship: *When cave troll comes* Oi vey!

Fellowship: *When they think that Frodo's dead* Oi vey!

Gandalf and Legolas: *When they hear the Balrog* Oi vey!

Fellowship: *When they see Gandalf fallen* Oi vey! Oh, and booohooooo!

Aragorn: *When having difficulty with Haldir* Oi vey!

Legolas: *When not listened to* Oi vey!

Frodo: *When Boromir attacks him* Oi vey!

Boromir: *When shot* Oi vey!

Merry and Pippin: *When carried off* Oi vey!

Frodo: *When Sam jumps into the water* Oi vey!

THE END

*The Two Towers*

Frodo: *When going around in circles* Oi vey!

Gollum: *When captured* Oi vey!

Uruk-Hai: *When smelling man-flesh* Oi vey!

Aragorn: *When hearing pace quickened* Oi vey!

Gimli: *When lagging behind* Oi vey!

Pippin: *Just in general at their situation* Oi vey!

Merry and Pippin: *When the trees start speaking* Oi vey!

Merry and Pippin: *Each time almost eaten* Oi vey!

Pippin: *When Treebeard wakes up* Oi vey!

Merry and Pippin: *When they hear "The White Wizard* Oi vey!

Aragorn: *At Gimli and Legolas's readiness to fight* Oi vey!

All 3 travelers: *At seeing Fangorn* Oi vey!

Villagers: *At seeing Uruk coming* Oi vey!

Wormtongue: *At seeing the 4 come to Edoras* Oi vey!

Saruman: *At being cast out of the body* Oi vey!

Theoden: *At seeing his son dead* Oi vey!

Theoden: *At hearing about what's been going on* Oi vey!

Eowyn: *In surprise at seeing Aragorn counter her move* Oi vey!

Legolas and Hama: *At seeing the Warg riders* Oi vey!

Eowyn: *At not being allowed to fight* Oi vey!

Gimli: *At being piled on* Oi vey!

Aragorn: *At being pulled over the cliff* Oi vey!

Legolas and Gimli: *At seeing Aragorn gone and hearing the Orc's tale* Oi vey!

Aragorn: *At seeing the many, many Uruk* Oi vey!

Sam and Frodo: *At seeing the faces in the water* Oi vey!

Gollum: *At seeing Frodo go into the water* Oi vey!

Gollum, Frodo, Sam: *At seeing the Nazgul* Oi vey!

Sam and Frodo: *At seeing the black gates* Oi vey!

Sam: *At Frodo's changes* Oi vey!

Frodo and Sam: *At being caught by Faramir and company* Oi vey!

Frodo: *At seeing Gollum in the water singing* Oi vey!

Gollum: *At being caught* Oi vey!

Frodo: *At seeing Faramir wanting the ring* Oi vey!

Sam: *At seeing Faramir not aiding Frodo* Oi vey!

Legolas, Aragorn, Gimli: *At seeing the inexperience of the troops* Oi vey!

Gimli: *At seeing Legolas and Aragorn argue* oi vey!

All in Helm's Deep: *At seeing all the Uruk coming* Oi vey!

Haldir *sniff sniff sniff*: *At being *cries some more* killed* Oi vey!

Uruk-Hai: *At seeing Gandalf and company coming* Oi vey!

Sam: *At seeing Frodo randomly leave* Oi vey!

Faramir: *At seeing the Nazgul* Oi vey!

Faramir and Sam: *At seeing Frodo go to the Nazgul* Oi vey!

Works in many more situations too...actually: those are just the places where I have said that out loud at some point or another...
__________________
"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes
VanimaEdhel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-03-2003, 03:20 AM   #70
Alatariel
Wight
 
Alatariel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Cliffs of Insanity
Posts: 178
Alatariel has just left Hobbiton.
Silmaril

LOL [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
__________________
You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?
Alatariel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-03-2003, 08:03 AM   #71
engwaalphiel
Haunting Spirit
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The edge of nowhere
Posts: 89
engwaalphiel has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

Boromir when picking up ring on cahadaras [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]sp)
*If only they had it in silver
or
*Such a small thing can cause so much pain (can't remember exact quote) He's really thinking
"damn them , i saw one just like this in Argos last week.
__________________
Estel............. Some have it more than others.

"Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë!
engwaalphiel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-05-2003, 05:14 PM   #72
Alatariel Telemnar
Shade of Carn Dûm
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: watching the ants closing in
Posts: 292
Alatariel Telemnar has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Alatariel Telemnar
The Eye

Arwen: (black rider chase scene) Do you really want this hobbit? Fine come take him! *drops hobbit onto ground* stupid hobbit, thats the last straw! *rides off mumbling* 'Tis the last time I shall ever fondle his tie... (that sounded way wronger than it was ment to be....)


Gandalf: (when Pippin knocks skeleton into well) That's it! I quit! *jumps into well* AHHHHHHHH! *Loud THUD*

Aragorn: (after Frodo offers him the ring) I knew I should have taken the ring! I'm so stupid why didnt I take it?
__________________
-Ever wonder whats beyond those trees?
-More trees.

'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'
Alatariel Telemnar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-05-2003, 05:20 PM   #73
ElenCala Isil
Shade of Carn Dûm
 
ElenCala Isil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Somewhere Else
Posts: 439
ElenCala Isil has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to ElenCala Isil Send a message via Yahoo to ElenCala Isil
Sting

Arwen: Nin o Chithaeglir, lasto beth daer; Rimmo nin Bruinen dan in Ulaer! Nin o Chithaeglir, lasto beth daer; Rimmo nin bruinen dan in ulaer!!!

What she's really thinking: *in a scared voice* oh crap man, I just had to go usurp Glorfindel, didn't I?

Aragorn:You do not fear them eh?!

Glorfindel:*off set* Sissy, good-for-nothing elf-maiden!

[ June 05, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ]
__________________
Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation)
Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.
ElenCala Isil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2003, 04:24 PM   #74
Himaran
Ash of Orodruin
 
Himaran's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thangorodrim
Posts: 777
Himaran has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Himaran
Sting

Gandalf, as he stamps his staff on the bridge to destroy it: "Miss the foot, miss the foot, miss the foot."
Himaran is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2003, 05:08 PM   #75
Theoric Windcaller
Haunting Spirit
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Following where the wind takes me...
Posts: 68
Theoric Windcaller has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

Haha, Here goes nothing.
The cast is thinking all of this at the same time:

Frodo: C'mon already, blah blah blah, we know this already, let's just get to where Gandalf falls into the chasm, I love it when Gandalf gets hurt.

Legolas: We musn't linger, the donuts will be gone soon.

Sam: I hope no one else is thinking about the donuts.

Gollum: The donuts, they're mine, my own, my preciousss...

Gandalf: I'm curious, can we change it up to where the Hobbits get thrown into the chasm and fight the Balrog? Haha!

Aragorn: Liv Tyler is so hot.
__________________
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens... -The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: Book 2, Chapter 3)
Theoric Windcaller is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-2003, 11:00 AM   #76
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
Spectre of Decay
 
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bar-en-Danwedh
Posts: 2,206
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is a guest at the Prancing Pony.The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Send a message via AIM to The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
1420!

As Galadriel spoke of being a Queen, "beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night", I think that she was really thinking: "Besides, that's too much gold for my hand. Do I look like a giant magpie?"

She isn't the only one of the Wise to be serious about fashion either. Take Saruman, for example: as he stood before Gandalf in his new shimmering robes of many colours he was thinking: "He's bound to be so jealous. He hasn't bought a single new outfit since the end of the Second Age." Obviously that's why he was so upset that Gandalf liked white better.
__________________
Man kenuva métim' andúne?
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-2003, 09:39 PM   #77
Rosie-Posey Sandybanks
Pile O'Bones
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The Shire
Posts: 14
Rosie-Posey Sandybanks has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

During the conversation between the Orcs in the movie:

"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys" (thinks: Did I actually just say that? Ugh, I've got to get a new agent)

Random orc thinks in response: "But I'm a vegetarian!"

Another random orc thinks: "Oh man, that guy is sure to stick in my teeth!"

Okay, those were gross. Sorry! In a strange mood!
__________________
"Rivendell!" said Frodo. "Very good: I will go east, and I will make for Rivendell. I will take Sam to visit the Elves; he will be delighted."
Rosie-Posey Sandybanks is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-2003, 10:19 PM   #78
Enorëiel
Wight
 
Enorëiel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Hobbiton, U.S.A.
Posts: 165
Enorëiel has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

Can't believe no one's ever thought of this before:

In the mines of Moria
Gandalf: When in doubt Meriadoc, always follow your nose.
Pippin in background: *Fruit Loops?! That reminds me, I'm hungry!*

... Did anyone catch that?
__________________
You can take a hobbit out of the Shire but you can't take the Shire out of a hobbit.

Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
Enorëiel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-10-2003, 10:25 PM   #79
Finwe
Deathless Sun
 
Finwe's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
Posts: 2,609
Finwe has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to Finwe
Sting

I caught that too.

In Fangorn, right after Gandalf reveals himself to Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli:

Legolas: *with that little smirk on his face that he has after Gandalf says, "I am Gandalf the White* Looking good, Gandy!
__________________
But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
Finwe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-12-2003, 12:00 AM   #80
Rosie-Posey Sandybanks
Pile O'Bones
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The Shire
Posts: 14
Rosie-Posey Sandybanks has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

When Gandalf first sees Frodo:
*he's got huge feet! I wonder if it's true, what they say about guys with big feet?"

When Legolas first sees the Hobbits:
*Look at those enormous feet. I'd feel threatened if it was true about guys with big feet, but look how small mine are and... well, you know*

When Aragorn first sees the Hobbits:
*I feel a bit threatened at the size of their feet*

When Boromir first sees the Hobbits:
*Those feet! I'm going to have to kidnap one of them and take him back to Gondor to see if the feet thing is true with their race!*

When Arwen first sees the Hobbits:
*Wow! Look at their feet! And I know the rumor about the size of a guy's feet is true because I saw Legolas under the waterfall 500 years ago.*

Okay, went a little overboard there but it was fun!
__________________
"Rivendell!" said Frodo. "Very good: I will go east, and I will make for Rivendell. I will take Sam to visit the Elves; he will be delighted."
Rosie-Posey Sandybanks is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:51 PM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.