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Evisse the Blue · 03-11-2004, 03:41 AM

Legolas: Guys, I hate to break your little camping party but it looks like it's gonna rain.

Elennar, cool avatar! Hehehehe.

Amariden Ravenhill · 03-11-2004, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evisse the Blue
Elennar, cool avatar! Hehehehe.

Yes! That's exactly how I look when I have one of my migraines

Elennar Starfire · 03-12-2004, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evisse the Blue
Elennar, cool avatar! Hehehehe.

Thankies! Oddwen made it.

luthien-elvenprincess · 03-12-2004, 10:06 PM

Legalas: "OK, guys, follow my lead..." (Begins dancing and singing) "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about, you do the hokey-pokey, and you turn yourself about, that's what it's all about!"
"Aw-righty now, same song, second verse, a little bit louder and a little bit worse--left foot now!

"You put your left foot in...(Looks behind him to see who is joining him)...uh, guys...hey where did everyone go?"

Feared Half-Elf · 03-13-2004, 08:28 AM

Legolas slips and falls, cracking his head on the rock.

Legolas: My hair! STYLIST!

Hama Of The Riddermark · 03-13-2004, 09:20 AM

Finally the orcs had perfected Legolas-baiting...they were burning a bottle of shampoo...

Finwe · 03-13-2004, 07:47 PM

Orcs: Here Legsie Legsie Legsie.... Here boy! *wave shampoo bottles*

Legolas: *salivates* Is that Herbal Essences I see?

Gilwen · 03-13-2004, 08:07 PM

Leggy-O : "Nooo! They've got my hairbrush!!!"
(jumps down and starts running at them)
"Hang on, my precious, I'll save you!"

Firefoot · 03-13-2004, 08:32 PM

Legolas: The orcs have my hairbrush. I will not go get my hairbrush because the orcs will kill me first. I will not get my hairbrush. I will not get my hairbrush. *watches orcs a little longer* They have my shampoo too?!?!?! Hairbrush and Shampoo, here I come to save you!!!

Nimrothiel · 03-14-2004, 01:08 PM

Legolas *singing*: "The hiiiilllllsss are aliiive; with the sound of musiiiic!!"

Mad Baggins · 03-14-2004, 05:42 PM

Haldir: Please...remove yourself...your stench hurts.

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-14-2004, 07:17 PM

Haldir: Eeuurrgh! Just look at those filthy stains on my hand! When did you last wash this chainmail, luvvie?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-14-2004, 08:25 PM

Haldir: Look, my hand's dissolving.

Lhunardawen · 03-15-2004, 04:13 AM

(Aragorn and Haldir engaged in a Hug Collection Game)

Aragorn: Ha! I hugged you! I gain a point.
Haldir: Sorry, I hugged you back. That cancels it out.

Evisse the Blue · 03-15-2004, 07:22 AM

Haldir *forgets his speech, so he creates a diversion, while he checks what he's written on his hand* Yo, Aragorn, my man *hugs* looks at palm, reads: "We have come to be your sacrificial lambs so you humans can win this battle." *blink blink*

well, Haldir is blonde...

j/k. if you couldn't tell...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-15-2004, 07:54 AM

Haldir: "Yes, yes, I love you too 'Gorn. *looks at watch and mumbles - "Come on, come on, Battlestar Galactica is on in 5 minutes, can we hurry up?"

Elennar Starfire · 03-15-2004, 12:58 PM

Haldir: Muahaha! Vulcan death grip! *kills Aragorn*

Amariden Ravenhill · 03-15-2004, 01:01 PM

Aragorn: And then *sniff, hiccup* ARWEN SAID IT WAS EITHER ME OR THE SWORD!!!!!

BUT I CAN'T DO IT!!!! THAT SWORD'S SPECIAL!! IT'S MY PRECIOUS!!!! *sobs*

Haldir: It's alright. Arwen's spoiled...she dosen't understand the importance of having a fine sword like that.....

(and just for the heck of it, throw me into the mix!)

Amariden: Psst....Haldir, where do you get those swords and armor?!

Amariden Ravenhill · 03-15-2004, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elennar Starfire
Haldir: Muahaha! Vulcan death grip! *kills Aragorn*

WHOO! A STAR TREK FAN! WOOT!

Lhunardawen · 03-16-2004, 04:10 AM

Anyone remember this one?

Haldir: Ooh...manly grasp!

Happy death day to me!!! Now I sail to the Sea!!! (I wish.)

Nimrothiel · 03-16-2004, 01:18 PM

I remember that one! Now let me see, uh, which idea of mine hasn't already been taken?

Aragorn: "I love you man!"

Haldir: "Whoa; that was unexpected, and very disturbing." *runs away screaming for his shrink*

Maeggaladiel · 03-16-2004, 03:14 PM

Haldir: HLLLLK! HRRRRK! Ara..Gorn!! Can't.. Breathe!... You're.. Choking... Me!!

OR

Haldir, thinking this a simple human gesture between friends, fails to notice the KILL ME sign that Aragorn hangs on his back.

The NEW AND IMPROVED
Maeggaladiel

Real women kill witch kings!

Vuelve · 03-17-2004, 08:02 PM

Haldir thinking to himself: Look, I have a hand!

Amariden Ravenhill · 03-17-2004, 10:18 PM

Aragorn: Mae govannen, Haldir! *muffled from having to quickly finish off a huge chocolate creme filled doughnut*

Haldir:

Hey that's wicked cool! You know Sindarin and I can speak whale....... *Everyone stares at Haldir and backs away*

Aragorn:

Oy vey.......Legolas warned me about this but did I listen? No, I didn't.......

Haldir: HEY YOU, THE UGLY MORDOR SCUM DOWN THERE! MOOOOOOOWWAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOGWWWAAAAAHHH H! Hmm...too much orca in that one.....

The half-elven · 03-20-2004, 09:28 PM

Haldir: Ah! Aragorn! You made me chip my nail!

Oddwen · 03-20-2004, 09:50 PM

*Haldir gives the thumb's up to his friends, having hugged the next king of Gondor!*

Firefoot · 03-21-2004, 07:16 AM

Aragorn whispering to Haldir: You know, this is the wrong scene. There aren't supposed to be any Elves at Helm's Deep.
Haldir: But it says right here on my hand... oh shoot.

Meela · 03-21-2004, 08:33 AM

Aragorn: *squeee!* you made it! It's so good to see you guys! *hugs*
*crack*
Haldir: ow... my rib...

Finwe · 03-21-2004, 11:31 PM

Haldir: I didn't know you stole the Horn of Gondor from Boromir.

For all those VSD fans!

Gilwen · 03-24-2004, 08:21 PM

-pic's on page 6..I think.. ~Aragorn is reading "Deliver Us From Evil: Defeating Terrorism, Despotism, and Hordes of Nasty, Smelly, Orcses"
-Haldir and Aragorn, both thinking: "Hmmn..You don't feel like a ghost.."

YAY!!! TREKKIES!!

Vuelve-Mythbusters rocks! I love that quote too

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-25-2004, 09:03 PM

Come and get it!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!! Bad sunburn!

Lady Snickerdoodle · 03-25-2004, 09:32 PM

Guy inside sauron suit: *backing away from flames* they never told us about volcano interiors in stunt school... PJ CUT THE SCENE ALREADY!!!

Evisse the Blue · 03-26-2004, 05:27 AM

"Aaaah! I over-roasted the stew again!"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-26-2004, 07:35 AM

*Pippin spills the orange juice*

Miriel Undomiel · 03-27-2004, 03:22 AM

what happens when you use benzine for perfume...

Elennar Starfire · 03-27-2004, 03:41 PM

Oh Denethor, oh Denethor, your fireworks are such a bore.

Esgallhugwen · 03-27-2004, 03:57 PM

Sauron: "Boy, it's cold in here" *shudders* turns up the heat, a huge lava belch errupts from Mount Doom*

Gandalf sees the belch "The Dark Lord is plotting his vengeance, we must prepare for war"

Frodo: "By the great Valar Sauron did you turn up the heat again?!"
Sauron: "yes, it was cold in here, do you have a problem with it?"

The half-elven · 03-27-2004, 09:43 PM

Sauron: I'M MELTING!!!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-28-2004, 09:41 PM

Balrog: I love you, Gandalf. *hug*

Maeggaladiel · 03-29-2004, 04:36 PM

Isildur microwaves an egg.

OR

An average day in Denethor's household.

OR

?!?!!? This isn't Osgilliath!!!

MAEG!!

03-11-2004, 03:41 AM	#2681
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Legolas: Guys, I hate to break your little camping party but it looks like it's gonna rain. Elennar, cool avatar! Hehehehe. __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

03-12-2004, 10:06 PM	#2684
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Legalas: "OK, guys, follow my lead..." (Begins dancing and singing) "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about, you do the hokey-pokey, and you turn yourself about, that's what it's all about!" "Aw-righty now, same song, second verse, a little bit louder and a little bit worse--left foot now! "You put your left foot in...(Looks behind him to see who is joining him)...uh, guys...hey where did everyone go?" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

03-13-2004, 08:28 AM	#2685
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	Legolas slips and falls, cracking his head on the rock. Legolas: My hair! STYLIST! __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

03-13-2004, 07:47 PM	#2687
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	Orcs: Here Legsie Legsie Legsie.... Here boy! wave shampoo bottles Legolas: salivates Is that Herbal Essences I see? __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

03-13-2004, 08:07 PM	#2688
Gilwen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The roof Posts: 22	Leggy-O : "Nooo! They've got my hairbrush!!!" (jumps down and starts running at them) "Hang on, my precious, I'll save you!" __________________ "I'm an elf." ~ Mr. Lunt

03-13-2004, 09:20 AM	#2686
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Finally the orcs had perfected Legolas-baiting...they were burning a bottle of shampoo...

03-13-2004, 08:32 PM	#2689
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	Legolas: The orcs have my hairbrush. I will not go get my hairbrush because the orcs will kill me first. I will not get my hairbrush. I will not get my hairbrush. watches orcs a little longer They have my shampoo too?!?!?! Hairbrush and Shampoo, here I come to save you!!!

03-14-2004, 01:08 PM	#2690
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	Legolas singing: "The hiiiilllllsss are aliiive; with the sound of musiiiic!!" __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

03-14-2004, 05:42 PM	#2691
Mad Baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers. Posts: 371	Haldir: Please...remove yourself...your stench hurts. __________________ I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.

03-14-2004, 07:17 PM	#2692
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Haldir: Eeuurrgh! Just look at those filthy stains on my hand! When did you last wash this chainmail, luvvie? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

03-14-2004, 08:25 PM	#2693
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	The Embrace of Death... Haldir: Look, my hand's dissolving. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-15-2004, 04:13 AM	#2694
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	(Aragorn and Haldir engaged in a Hug Collection Game) Aragorn: Ha! I hugged you! I gain a point. Haldir: Sorry, I hugged you back. That cancels it out.

03-15-2004, 07:22 AM	#2695
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Haldir forgets his speech, so he creates a diversion, while he checks what he's written on his hand Yo, Aragorn, my man hugs looks at palm, reads: "We have come to be your sacrificial lambs so you humans can win this battle." blink blink well, Haldir is blonde... j/k. if you couldn't tell... __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

03-15-2004, 07:54 AM	#2696
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Haldir: "Yes, yes, I love you too 'Gorn. looks at watch and mumbles - "Come on, come on, Battlestar Galactica is on in 5 minutes, can we hurry up?"* __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-15-2004, 12:58 PM	#2697
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Haldir: Muahaha! Vulcan death grip! kills Aragorn __________________ Don't let me die!

03-15-2004, 01:01 PM	#2698
Amariden Ravenhill Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie Posts: 113	Aragorn: And then sniff, hiccup ARWEN SAID IT WAS EITHER ME OR THE SWORD!!!!! BUT I CAN'T DO IT!!!! THAT SWORD'S SPECIAL!! IT'S MY PRECIOUS!!!! sobs Haldir: It's alright. Arwen's spoiled...she dosen't understand the importance of having a fine sword like that..... (and just for the heck of it, throw me into the mix!) Amariden: Psst....Haldir, where do you get those swords and armor?! __________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë!

03-16-2004, 04:10 AM	#2700
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Anyone remember this one? Haldir: Ooh...manly grasp! Happy death day to me!!! Now I sail to the Sea!!! (I wish.)

03-16-2004, 01:18 PM	#2701
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	I remember that one! Now let me see, uh, which idea of mine hasn't already been taken? Aragorn: "I love you man!" Haldir: "Whoa; that was unexpected, and very disturbing." runs away screaming for his shrink __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

03-16-2004, 03:14 PM	#2702
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Respiratory issues.. Haldir: HLLLLK! HRRRRK! Ara..Gorn!! Can't.. Breathe!... You're.. Choking... Me!! OR Haldir, thinking this a simple human gesture between friends, fails to notice the KILL ME sign that Aragorn hangs on his back. The NEW AND IMPROVED Maeggaladiel Real women kill witch kings! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-17-2004, 08:02 PM	#2703
Vuelve Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: A portal to an alternate dimension at your local Wal-Mart store. Posts: 161	Haldir thinking to himself: Look, I have a hand! __________________ Now, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder? Disorder! - Toxicity-System of A Down

03-17-2004, 10:18 PM	#2704
Amariden Ravenhill Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie Posts: 113	Aragorn: Mae govannen, Haldir! muffled from having to quickly finish off a huge chocolate creme filled doughnut Haldir: Hey that's wicked cool! You know Sindarin and I can speak whale....... Everyone stares at Haldir and backs away Aragorn: Oy vey.......Legolas warned me about this but did I listen? No, I didn't....... Haldir: HEY YOU, THE UGLY MORDOR SCUM DOWN THERE! MOOOOOOOWWAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOGWWWAAAAAHHH H! Hmm...too much orca in that one..... __________________ Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë!

03-20-2004, 09:28 PM	#2705
The half-elven Pile O'Bones Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 15	Haldir: Ah! Aragorn! You made me chip my nail! __________________ "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot loose." "Every man dies; not every man really lives." "Until you find something worth dying for, you're not really living."

03-20-2004, 09:50 PM	#2706
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	What's this? Another new look?? Haldir gives the thumb's up to his friends, having hugged the next king of Gondor! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

03-21-2004, 07:16 AM	#2707
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	Aragorn whispering to Haldir: You know, this is the wrong scene. There aren't supposed to be any Elves at Helm's Deep. Haldir: But it says right here on my hand... oh shoot.

03-21-2004, 08:33 AM	#2708
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Aragorn: squeee! you made it! It's so good to see you guys! hugs crack Haldir: ow... my rib... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-21-2004, 11:31 PM	#2709
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	Haldir: I didn't know you stole the Horn of Gondor from Boromir. For all those VSD fans! __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

03-24-2004, 08:21 PM	#2710
Gilwen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The roof Posts: 22	-pic's on page 6..I think.. ~Aragorn is reading "Deliver Us From Evil: Defeating Terrorism, Despotism, and Hordes of Nasty, Smelly, Orcses" -Haldir and Aragorn, both thinking: "Hmmn..You don't feel like a ghost.." YAY!!! TREKKIES!! Vuelve-Mythbusters rocks! I love that quote too __________________ "I'm an elf." ~ Mr. Lunt

03-25-2004, 09:03 PM	#2711
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	New picture!!!! Come and get it!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!! Bad sunburn! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-25-2004, 09:32 PM	#2712
Lady Snickerdoodle Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: in the cookie jar Posts: 256	Guy inside sauron suit: backing away from flames they never told us about volcano interiors in stunt school... PJ CUT THE SCENE ALREADY!!! __________________ "Let me handle this, I'm British." ~hitchhikers guide

03-26-2004, 05:27 AM	#2713
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	"Aaaah! I over-roasted the stew again!" __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

03-26-2004, 07:35 AM	#2714
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Pippin spills the orange juice __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-27-2004, 03:22 AM	#2715
Miriel Undomiel Wight Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I don't know... I guess I'm lost Posts: 122	what happens when you use benzine for perfume... __________________ A Sparrow can't change it's feathers

03-27-2004, 03:41 PM	#2716
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Oh Denethor, oh Denethor, your fireworks are such a bore. __________________ Don't let me die! Last edited by Elennar Starfire; 03-28-2004 at 07:49 PM.

03-27-2004, 03:57 PM	#2717
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Sauron: "Boy, it's cold in here" shudders turns up the heat, a huge lava belch errupts from Mount Doom* Gandalf sees the belch "The Dark Lord is plotting his vengeance, we must prepare for war" Frodo: "By the great Valar Sauron did you turn up the heat again?!" Sauron: "yes, it was cold in here, do you have a problem with it?" __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

03-27-2004, 09:43 PM	#2718
The half-elven Pile O'Bones Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 15	Sauron: I'M MELTING!!! __________________ "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot loose." "Every man dies; not every man really lives." "Until you find something worth dying for, you're not really living."