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02-24-2005, 01:06 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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two a.m., woohoo!
Aragorn: Inconcievable!
Or... Boromir: I'm not happy. Aragorn: Why? I gave you my favorite purple pajamas! I bandaged your hand after removing your hangnail! I gave you a pedicure! What more do you want? Boromir: I want a lollypop. Aragorn: Oh, for crying out loud... Or... Aragorn: Oh my...is that a flea? Or... The competition to see who was the Manliest Man grew testy. Aragorn felt that his leather jerkin was the manlier of the two outfits, yet Aragorn himself envied his opponent's silks & satins and secretly plotted to sail to Númenor and take Vairë the Weaver hostage. Boromir, however, secretly desired the Ranger's leathers, as he percieved it to be the hide of a wild Kine, and would match wonderfully with the Horn of Gondor, which by the way was very manly as Aragorn could not play an instrument. I'm sorry...it's late... 
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02-24-2005, 01:49 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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There must have been some mix-up.
Sean: See? I make a better king.
Viggo: Of what? Mummified hands?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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02-24-2005, 02:26 AM
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Scent of Simbelmynë
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Aboard Highwind, bound for Traverse Town
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Boromir: Does this make me look fat?
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The seasons fall like silver swords, the years rush ever onward; and soon I sail, to leave this world, these lands where I have wander'd. O Elbereth! O Queen who dwells beyond the Western Seas, spare me yet a little time 'ere white ships come for me! |
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02-24-2005, 06:09 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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VIGGO, desperately holding on, "Come on Sean, let me have some toilet
roll". SEAN, "No go find your own". |
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02-24-2005, 06:18 AM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
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Boromir: You know, Aragorn, it was really mean of you to break my arm just because my pijamas are prettier than yours...
Aragorn: I'm sorry, I didn't mean for it to go so far...I was just so mad. There, let's just rest a bit...
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02-24-2005, 08:40 AM
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La Belle Dame sans Merci
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: perpetual uncertainty
Posts: 5,956
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And so kids, this is what happens when you lose your temper and punch a stone statue.
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02-24-2005, 08:40 AM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 6,165
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Aragorn: I hate this fence-sitting. Don't you?
Boromir: You get used to it. Just keep smiling.
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02-24-2005, 09:14 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,502
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Aragorn: Boromir...I'm sorry I broke your hand...but me and Legolas agree you deserve it WHY in the world would you wear those pajamas!
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02-24-2005, 09:39 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,468
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At the Council of Elrond ...
Aragorn (singing):
Well I saw the thing comin' out of Gondor It had a fine strong horn and a fine square jaw. I sat beside it and I said "ooh-eee" It looks like a purple Ring stealer to me. It was a square-jawed, one-horned, dyin' purple Ring stealer. (square-jawed, one-horned, dyin' purple Ring stealer) A square-jawed, one-horned, dyin' purple Ring stealer Sure looks strange to me.
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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02-24-2005, 10:03 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Bean: After a really good meal, there’s nothing like a good cigar. I always smoke "Mac Beth" because it...
Viggo (To Peter Jackson) : Is Sean alright? Only, he seems to be talking to the wall.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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02-24-2005, 12:16 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Bean: Obviously I am the star of LOTR, I mean look at me.
Viggo: But you died in the first movie. Bean: :mutters: Back off, this is my chance for fame. |
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02-24-2005, 12:21 PM
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La Belle Dame sans Merci
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: perpetual uncertainty
Posts: 5,956
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Aragorn: If he tries to hold my hand again, I'll break that one too.
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02-24-2005, 12:36 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Red Sox Nation
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Aragorn thinks: Ooohh, a grey. And to think, I'm the 87 year old!
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02-24-2005, 01:56 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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A: "I really don't think that purple satin with chain mail is a good look, Boromir"
B: " ...And this from someone who makes swampy look like Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen..." At a Lorien club, Aragorn was not convinced by Boromir's bragging about being a babe-magnet: B: "You may be the king of Gondor, but I am the disco king..watch and learn" A : "No, Boromir, trust me, I know about elf girls... if you offer to show her the Horn of Gondor, it won't just be your hand that needs a bandage.....
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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02-24-2005, 02:31 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,814
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Viggo: No wonder you ended up in casualty, going to watch Sheffield United dressed like that.
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Gordon's alive!
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02-24-2005, 03:52 PM
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Illustrious Ulair
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties
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Aragorn: 'You had to go playing around with the shards of Narsil didn't you! Those things haven't been cleaned in years - I knew that cut would get infected. Stay here & I'll go fetch the Athelas.'
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02-24-2005, 04:03 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 3,025
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Aragorn: "You idiot. I knew I shouldn't have fallen for that fake-arrow trick. If I had known that whole death scene was put on I'd have given you worse than that orc scratch. I don't know why Legolas bandaged it for you. I don't like you at all."
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02-24-2005, 07:57 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 5,054
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The Fellowship Confessionals continue...
Boromir: after we got out of Moria, everyone was bumbed cause good ol' Gandy fell... so i thought i might as well cheer them up with my nice purple shirt, it so beats saruman's pink cloak...well i like to think that...
~later~ Aragorn: when Boromir walked into the eating area with his purple shirt on, we so thought that hes the next to die...and we thought that this was over after the whole Gandalf/Short-Shorts incident...
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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02-24-2005, 08:08 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 786
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Borrums borrows Saruman's jammies.
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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02-24-2005, 08:19 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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After going to the Barrowdowns and seeing how everyone raves about his purple PJs, Boromir decides to wear them all the time. Meanwhile, Aragorn seriously wonders if Boromir has any brain at all.
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02-24-2005, 08:41 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Aragorn: "Gondor has no King. Gondor needs no King, eh. What's with the purple robe my friend?"
Boromir: "It's my Disco King outfit!" Aragorn: "Ok... What happened to your hand?" Boromir: "Gimli mocked my outfit and when I tried to hit him he ducked, stupid dwarf, and I broke my hand on his helmet!"
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02-24-2005, 08:52 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Boromir talking to a bunch of kids sitting around in awe
Boromir:...and then i took my horn and started using it to call the armies of Gondor to come to my aid Aragorn muttering: which were miles away... 
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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02-25-2005, 12:05 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
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Boromir, who are you looking at? And furthermore, who are you posing for?
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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02-25-2005, 12:28 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Boromir: I see trees of Green... red roses too... I see them bloom... For me and you... and I think to myself... What a wonderful World!
Aragorn daydreams about any ironic, or just amusing ways in which he could shut Boromir up. So in the end he got a small stone giant to do it for him.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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02-25-2005, 05:00 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Aragorn suspects that Boromir's an ally of Saruman. I wonder why.
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02-25-2005, 06:34 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,814
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There were some stony faces in Rivendell as Aragorn and Boromir realised they'd been set up for a makeover with Trinny and Susannah of the BBC's What Not To Wear.
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Gordon's alive!
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02-25-2005, 08:28 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Nowhere fun
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Aragorn: *sighs* [thinks] Arwen used to have pyjamas that colour...
or Boromir: Pssst... Aragorn... Don't look now, but that mirror over there is bewitched... We're all swashed in one direction... |
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02-25-2005, 10:43 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Boromir: New Pic, perhaps.
 Faramir To Denathor: Say you want me dead one more time! I dare you! I double dare you! Say it ONE MORE TIME! A special biscuit to any who can name the film that’s from.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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02-25-2005, 10:47 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The frigid white wilderness of the Midwest
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Aragorn/Boromir pic;
Boromir; NO! Gollum! Gollum bites Frodo's finger! Honestly! Aragorn; Ok..ok.. I reallly got it this time. Faramir pic; (Lurtz shoots Boromir for the second time) Lurtz; Yeah, that's probably good... Faramir; Stealing Daddy's love...Thinks he's so great... show him...rachin'frachin' mumble mumble mumble
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This is my quest, to follow that star; no matter how hopeless, no matter how far. To fight for the right, without question or pause. To be willing to march into Hell for a Heavenly cause! -Man of La Mancha Last edited by Garen LiLorian; 02-25-2005 at 10:51 AM. |
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02-25-2005, 11:01 AM
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The Perilous Poet
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Heart of the matter
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Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow...
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02-25-2005, 12:00 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Red Sox Nation
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Boredom durring the siege of Minis Tirith:
Larry Bird: "Alright boys, off the tower of Ecthelion, through Mirkwood, over the Lonely Mountain, between Celeborn's legs, through Shelob's lair, and into the great eye." Faramir: "Winner gets Eowyn!" Micheal Jordan: "Your on!" TB12: Dynasty |
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02-25-2005, 12:09 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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To the sound of the Steward Faramir Overture ...
Faramir: Hold still, Elboron! How am I supposed to hit the apple if you keep fidgeting around like that?
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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02-25-2005, 12:16 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Aragorn finally reciprocated Eowyn's feelings for him, but it soon became obvious that he should have picked a time other than her wedding to Faramir to do so.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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02-25-2005, 12:40 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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The red mist descends upon Faramir after a visit to the new Minas Tirith hairdressing salon: "You will pay with your life for giving me this mullet!"
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Gordon's alive!
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02-25-2005, 12:56 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Wenham: "So Bloom was after my role was he? Well two can play at that game..."
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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02-25-2005, 01:12 PM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
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Quote:
"You will be a healer, you say? Well heal THIS!" Faramir said to his wife, pointing the arrow at the unfortunate Aragorn.
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And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass. |
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02-25-2005, 01:39 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The Gama Quadrant
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Faramir finds himself hard pressed wether to kill Arwen as Eowyn commanded, or let Arwen steal Aragorn's love and make Eowyn hate him....
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He who stands on toilet is high on pot. XP I don't do kung fu, I do kung lamb!!! |
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02-25-2005, 02:16 PM
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Illustrious Ulair
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties
Posts: 4,256
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'Right Monaghan, that's the last time you call me Daisy...'
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02-25-2005, 02:48 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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At the Gondor awayday (again):
The delegates were getting restless during Denethor's really boring presentation and the elastic band flicking session descended to a dangerous level...
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Gordon's alive!
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02-25-2005, 02:55 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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Boromir and Aragorn Pic
Aragorn is unfazed at Boromir's subtle attempt to irritate him by wearing the colour of Royalty. Faramir Pic In a fit of childishness so typical to his bookwormish nature, Faramir plays at being Robin Hood.
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