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01-04-2008, 07:18 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Ugluk: GAHH! I said specifically in my contract NO diapers!
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01-04-2008, 07:24 PM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 8,385
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Photographer: "Say Mickey Mouse."
Ugluk & child: "Mickey MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!" or The nanny Mrs Jones had hired was not like she had expected her to be...
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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01-06-2008, 02:34 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,814
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davem takes extreme wardrobe measures to prevent the baby being sick on his best shirts yet again.
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Gordon's alive!
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01-07-2008, 09:37 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,916
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Orcs love children - but even they find it hard to eat a whole one....
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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01-07-2008, 10:55 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
Posts: 4,075
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The Uruk-hai was soon to discover that he was not the top of the foodchain.
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01-07-2008, 10:59 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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Ugluk: Order up for table 29!
OR This child has tied his shoelaces into Ugluk's hair.
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01-08-2008, 04:12 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,814
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Another sleep deprived mother goes out for the day with her hair and teeth unbrushed and her make-up looking 'interesting'.
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Gordon's alive!
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01-08-2008, 09:40 AM
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Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
Posts: 2,346
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BOTH:Oh my gosh! It's a new picture!
Picture We wants our preciousssssssss and we wants it NOW... we will bite their finger off, yes we will my preciousss my love!*Gollum* 
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The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.
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01-08-2008, 12:46 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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If only Gollum hadn't drunk all those hair growth hormones...
OR This cat is sick of people telling him he looks like Gollum.
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01-08-2008, 01:19 PM
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Shade with a Blade
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: A Rainy Night In Soho
Posts: 2,613
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"Esmeralda?"
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Stories and songs. Last edited by Gwathagor; 01-08-2008 at 11:29 PM. |
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01-08-2008, 09:40 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,246
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Diamond: Oh Pippin, I'm so glad you're ho-OH MY VARDA! What have you done with Merry?!? Noooooooaargh....
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01-08-2008, 09:50 PM
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Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
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01-08-2008, 10:42 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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 'Not a bird! ' said Sam mournfully. 'No, no birds,' said Gollumcat. 'Nice birds! ' He licked his teeth. 'No birds here. There are snakeses, wormses, things in the pools. Lots of things, lots of nasty things. No birds,' he ended sadly. Sam looked at him with distaste.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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01-08-2008, 11:30 PM
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Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
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Well different Pippin and Diamond then... because the actual character of Pippin marries a hobbit lass named Diamond of Long Cleeve.
Yes, I think I did know that though!
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01-09-2008, 12:30 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,916
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Eating stupid fat hobbits made Gollum lose his lean and hungry look:
A Sam-filled-fatty-puss
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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01-10-2008, 04:03 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,814
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Gollum-Cat's joke fails to impress the party: "I'll get me coat".
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Gordon's alive!
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01-10-2008, 04:04 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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The budget* for The Hobbit was considerably less than that for The Lord of the Rings...
*As, indeed, was the budgie...
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01-10-2008, 04:49 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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Actually, it looks like Gollem-cat swallowed the budgie . . .
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. |
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01-14-2008, 04:35 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,814
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Gollum Cat: "Frodo didn't give me my precioussss. Hck. Hck. Mua-ha-ha. These fur ballsss I'm gonna hack up all over his best cloak will sort him out...."
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Gordon's alive!
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01-18-2008, 01:43 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 512
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"...Or barring that, some catnip, precioussss. GOLLUM! GOLLUM!"
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman. |
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01-20-2008, 03:41 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon.
Posts: 495
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Finally, decisive proof that goody-goody blonde kids ARE the spawn of evil.
Uruk: Who's a good minion? You are! Yes you are! EDIT: Sorry for quoting the wrong pic, but I can't see this next one and I missed the square with the red cross... This isn't a Gollum-cat it's just an emo-teenager cat. Cat1: "Life is pain. Just yesterday I ran into a mouse and there were these, like, posers eating it." Cat2: "Yeah, man, only conformists eat mice." Last edited by The Sixth Wizard; 01-20-2008 at 03:51 AM. |
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01-21-2008, 01:26 PM
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Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
Posts: 2,346
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Fat cat Gollum!
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01-22-2008, 08:33 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: New Zealand
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scientists now think they have found the missing link in golems ancestry.
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God created night, but man created darkness.... |
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01-26-2008, 01:08 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Gollum cat just cannot hide his sense of distaste when he sees the curtain tie-backs straight outta 1989.
OR Gollum cat's owner won't be laughing about having disturbed Gollum cat during a private grooming moment when she puts her coat on later and discovers what he left behind on the lining...
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Gordon's alive!
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03-14-2008, 10:30 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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Let's get this show back on the proverbial road
Okay, a new picture...
 Saruman waits impatiently for the ferris wheel to start up. OR After four days, Saruman realised that the one design floor in Orthanc was the door that could only be opened from the inside...
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03-14-2008, 11:07 AM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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03-15-2008, 10:58 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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When I asked for some Entertaiment I didn't expect this........
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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03-16-2008, 04:44 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,246
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Saruman: No, no, no! This is all wrong! I asked for a room overlooking the tennis court, not the nuclear waste facility!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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03-16-2008, 12:48 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Saruman rues the day he made the fateful decision to make beans the primary staple of his Urak-Hai army.
or Saruman leaves in disgust the lastest meeting of the wizards when Gandalf resorts to his old antics. or Saruman leaves the forum when mormegil brings up Gandalf's old antics.
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03-16-2008, 01:20 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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Saruman is caught spitting on people as they exit Orthanc from below.
OR How Saruman lost his hat: It blew away.
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03-16-2008, 02:26 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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S: Wait a minute! This isn't a landscape, this is a painting!!
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03-17-2008, 02:28 PM
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Flame Imperishable
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Right here
Posts: 3,995
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You said there would be chocolate/pipeweed out here!
or I uncloaked just for that!
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03-19-2008, 04:51 AM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
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Saruman bought a brand new rainbow dress for the Isengard Pride 3018.
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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03-19-2008, 04:15 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Saruman is given "time out"
But HE started it!!!!
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03-20-2008, 05:25 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Just how different the beauty-ideals of middle-earth is from ours, was clearly seen when Saruman was asked to do a L'Oreal advert.
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03-24-2008, 08:50 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 3,025
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Saruman: "Oops. Well....I guess a penny dropped on someone's head from this height can kill them."
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03-24-2008, 09:07 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: |Away
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After lobbing a brick off of the balcony.
Saruman: Scram you little punk! The Capulets don't even live on this block! ...And stay away from my roses! Rotten, good-fer-nothing kids always running through... might do us all some good to higher some guards... *dark muttering*
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03-24-2008, 10:16 PM
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Shade with a Blade
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: A Rainy Night In Soho
Posts: 2,613
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*whines*
"Wormtongue dropped my shiny ball - down there..."
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Stories and songs. |
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03-25-2008, 12:01 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Saruman: What do YOU think you're looking at?
or... Saruman: Ahem! I specifically said, 'dramatic background', not something Turner threw up! ~ Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikađ líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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