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The Elf-warrior · 08-20-2005, 01:27 PM

Burzum: "I've killed the grey fool!"

Gandalf: "No." (Digs his sword into the Orc then finishes him off with his staff.)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-21-2005, 05:13 AM

A good sword: $16
Sword-fighting lessons: $72
Getting a sword in the butt: Bad.

Lhunardawen · 08-21-2005, 05:59 AM

The End.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-21-2005, 07:20 AM

Gandalf: Look here, Orc, We need a New Picture and there is nothing you can do about it!

Boromir prepared to kick the giant stone rugby ball after betting Gimli 4000 silver pennies!

OR

Boromir: Gandalf! Your cat has just made a mess on the floor! Clean it up!

Estelyn Telcontar · 08-21-2005, 07:29 AM

Dr. Boro-Who: That doesn't look like the TARDIS I remember!

Gurthang · 08-21-2005, 08:04 AM

Everyone knew what was happening. They knew Gandalf had done it again. He'd taken that blasted cloak off. That's why none of them looked his way. (Except Arwen, who was doing her best statue imitation in the background.

)

OR

Boromir stands beside what had just been an egg, but was now flattened by some big stone thingy that had fallen from the rafters.

OR

Boromir: "What a great-looking hat!"

OR

Boromir is drunk and is having trouble walking that line.

Holbytlass · 08-21-2005, 08:31 AM

(Balrog pic) Gandalf: I didn't order 'HOT' wings, I wanted mild!

(council pic) Boromir: HEY! Who took my 'HOT' wings!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-21-2005, 09:01 AM

And lo! Elrond morphed into a block of stone, ensuring that Boromir would lose yet another bet.

Lalwendë · 08-21-2005, 09:08 AM

The Life Drawing class waits expectantly as their somewhat reluctant model approaches the podium.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-21-2005, 09:55 AM

Someone has written, "Boromir is an Orc" on the stone thing. Everyone suspects Elrond.

OR

Gimli watches in anticipation as Boromir approaches the secret trap door.

Gil-Galad · 08-21-2005, 10:34 AM

Boromir: i never wanted to be a Stewards Son, i always wanted to be...a Lumberjack!

*Elves in Mountie uniforms march in*

Boromir: leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! oh i would sing! sing! sing!

I'm a lumberjack and i'm okay i sleep all night and i work all day

Elvish Mounties: Hes a Lumberjack and hes okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-21-2005, 11:51 AM

Guy behind Boromir: For the last time, you don't have heat vision! So just sit down!

OR

Boromir spots a penny on the floor!

mormegil · 08-21-2005, 12:32 PM

Boromir, with his cocky strut and fixed concentration, tried to mask the fact that he passed gas upon standing. The dwarves and humans were not fooled!

Mithalwen · 08-21-2005, 12:42 PM

Despite being surrounded by the finest dwarvish and Noldorin craftsmen remaining in Middle Earth, Boromir is the only one who notices that the giant sundial is upside down..

Ainaserkewen · 08-21-2005, 02:46 PM

Boromir: Wait a second...was that there before?

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-21-2005, 03:01 PM

People began to worry when Boromir began to hallucinate Aragorn bowing before him...

OR

Boromir prepares to eat the One Ring.

Gimli: He's going to do it! I can't believe it!

Alcarillo · 08-21-2005, 03:04 PM

Gimli was betting a bar of gold that Boromir would lose the staring contest against the pedestal.

Lalwendë · 08-21-2005, 04:28 PM

Boromir gamely offers to get up and change the channel on the mysteriously minimal Elvish television set. "They could at least pretend it has a remote. Weirdos."

OR

Many years ago, when cash was tight, Elrond agreed to allow McDonalds to sponsor his stone pedestals.

Boromir88 · 08-21-2005, 07:25 PM

The Middle-earth strongest man competition gets under way.

Or...

Boromir: This is the Ring? But...Frodo said it was like carrying a 5,000 lb stone, not that it was one, I don't think he ment for us to take it literally.

Erestor: Well Frodo isn't here is he, so it's left to us. This is definitely the Ring. When Frodo said it was like carrying a 5,000 lb stone, he literally ment it was 5,000 lb stone. It's like how Balrogs have a shadow reaching out like two vast wings. Obviously, Balrogs have wings...Don't you know anything?

Man next to the Dwarf: Yes, also like how Sauron's an eye. They wouldn't refer to Sauron as an eye if he wasn't an eye.

Erestor: Exactly. So, Frodo wouldn't have told us it was like a 5,000 lb stone, unless it was a 5,000 lb stone. Get it?

Naz · 08-21-2005, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estelyn Telcontar

Dr. Boro-Who: That doesn't look like the TARDIS I remember!

Arwen: DOC-TAH!

Random guy to his right: *acts like one of the guys from the episode with the giant eyeball creature*

(me: *is a geek*)

The Elf-warrior · 08-21-2005, 08:56 PM

Boromir: "Excuse me, is that a masonic symbol?"

HerenIstarion · 08-22-2005, 01:25 AM

Even finest Gondorian leather could not protect Boromir's nether regions from thumbtacks put on his chair by every single member of the council...

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-22-2005, 03:07 AM

Just as Boromir got up to change the channel, the evil Television thief strikes again!

OR

Boromir has "Kick me" written on his back, Gimli can hardly hold in his laughter.

Holbytlass · 08-22-2005, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

The Life Drawing class waits expectantly as their somewhat reluctant model approaches the podium.

Does that mean we'll see Boromir uncloaked?!!

Lalwendë · 08-22-2005, 06:31 AM

Boromir: "Sorry about this, lads. Just carry on without me for a few minutes. I think I've drunk too much Miruvor."

CaptainofDespair · 08-22-2005, 06:48 AM

Boromir can no longer hide his broken foot.

or

Boromir: Almost there...oh, darn it! I hate Mapquest!

Bêthberry · 08-22-2005, 06:52 AM

Boromir: "This is a set up. There's supposed to be a sword in it. A huge sword. And I can remove it. I swear I can. I am the once and future Arthir."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-22-2005, 08:14 AM

Boromir finally cracks, and challenges the block of stone to a joust.

or

Boromir had only turned away for a split-second, but it was a grave mistake. He looked back toward the pedestal, and noticed that the pie which he had left there was gone. Someone had stolen it. But who?

mark12_30 · 08-22-2005, 08:14 AM

Boromir takes a deep breath before demonstrating his karate-chop.

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-22-2005, 08:58 AM

Boromir: No, no, no, no *hic* ... no! No, really. Lisshen *hic* to me. I know what we should do. Yesh I do. Really. I really really do. *hic* I really really really *hic* do. We should take thish ... er ... um ... what ish it again? Ah yesh ... thish ... er ... Ring thingy. *hic* And we should uszhe it againsht Shauma ... Sharum ... er ... that bad guy. Yesh, that'sh what I think. *hic* I really really really do. *burp* Ah, Aragorn mate, I love ya. I really do. You're me beshtesht mate in all the world. Um ... what were we talking about, again ...?

All Council members: *Thinking* Ignore him! Don't make eye contact! Maybe he'll just go away.

the phantom · 08-22-2005, 09:28 AM

Umm...guys...I think we have a problem. *stares at the spot where the Ring was just a second ago*

mormegil · 08-22-2005, 09:39 AM

All the bachelors from around Middle-earth watch Boromir intently as he demonstrates his "I'm a warrior of Gondor" approach to the mock woman in Elrond's class on Courting Elven Maidens 101

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-22-2005, 10:22 AM

The council was getting so boring that Boromir decided to eat the stone thing in the middle.

OR

Boromir's entry for the 'modern Art of the Year award' was surprisingly similar to something Gimli had seen in Rivendel once

THE Ka · 08-22-2005, 11:09 AM

Boromir tries to impress that last race he hasn't offended yet...

B: Whoa! Nice piece of rock here, I am most certian it's granite... glances at Gimli

G: flusters up Ah! You stooopid man! Any idiot can tell that's just a piece of styro-foam, cleverly painted to look like stone, and it's not even granite paint... You've clearly managed to offend me.

B: slowly falls back in chair...

Elrond: Gimli! I will have none of this! Clearly as you can see, this is a fine piece of china!

~ Aesthete

Durelin · 08-22-2005, 12:59 PM

Boromir would have knelt before Aragorn and recognized him as the true king if only he wasn't feeling so arthritic. Really, he would.

wilwarin538 · 08-22-2005, 01:10 PM

Boro looks menacingly(sp?) at the new pic.

Bilbo tries to joke his way out of getting arrested.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-22-2005, 01:13 PM

Bilbo shows off how many times he has changed the Riddles in the Dark Chapter.

OR

Bilbo shows off how many times he saw Gandalf the grey uncloaked. Frodo thought it was no laughing matter.

CaptainofDespair · 08-22-2005, 01:15 PM

Bilbo has decided to become a mime. Unfortunately for him, he has forgotten how to get out of the invisible box.

Durelin · 08-22-2005, 01:23 PM

"Look, you block-headed Bracegirdles! No hands!"

OR

Bilbo prepares to do something he has always wanted to do: put his hands up to his ears and flap them in a barbaric fashion, while making rhude noises with his tongue, right before the eyes of all the gentlehobbits of the Shire. Little does he know that the Ring is not on his finger. His vacation quickly becomes extended.

elfearz1 · 08-22-2005, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estelyn Telcontar

Sam: Do you really think this detour will get those Rivendell walkers off our trail? That Karen Wynn Fonstad seems to have a pretty good idea of the path we're taking!

I like it! That's a good one

08-20-2005, 01:27 PM	#6761
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Burzum: "I've killed the grey fool!" Gandalf: "No." (Digs his sword into the Orc then finishes him off with his staff.) __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-21-2005, 05:13 AM	#6762
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	MallornCard Ad A good sword: $16 Sword-fighting lessons: $72 Getting a sword in the butt: Bad. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-21-2005, 05:59 AM	#6763
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,724	If you will look veeery closely... The End.

08-21-2005, 07:20 AM	#6764
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Gandalf: Look here, Orc, We need a New Picture and there is nothing you can do about it! Boromir prepared to kick the giant stone rugby ball after betting Gimli 4000 silver pennies! OR Boromir: Gandalf! Your cat has just made a mess on the floor! Clean it up! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-21-2005, 07:29 AM	#6765
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,645	Dr. Boro-Who: That doesn't look like the TARDIS I remember! __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

08-21-2005, 08:04 AM	#6766
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	Everyone knew what was happening. They knew Gandalf had done it again. He'd taken that blasted cloak off. That's why none of them looked his way. (Except Arwen, who was doing her best statue imitation in the background. ) OR Boromir stands beside what had just been an egg, but was now flattened by some big stone thingy that had fallen from the rafters. OR Boromir: "What a great-looking hat!" OR Boromir is drunk and is having trouble walking that line. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-21-2005, 08:31 AM	#6767
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Trying to catch up... (Balrog pic) Gandalf: I didn't order 'HOT' wings, I wanted mild! (council pic) Boromir: HEY! Who took my 'HOT' wings! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

08-21-2005, 09:01 AM	#6768
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	And lo! Elrond morphed into a block of stone, ensuring that Boromir would lose yet another bet. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-21-2005, 09:08 AM	#6769
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	The Life Drawing class waits expectantly as their somewhat reluctant model approaches the podium. __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-21-2005, 09:55 AM	#6770
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Pheasants in the Pipes Someone has written, "Boromir is an Orc" on the stone thing. Everyone suspects Elrond. OR Gimli watches in anticipation as Boromir approaches the secret trap door. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-21-2005, 10:34 AM	#6771
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Boromir: i never wanted to be a Stewards Son, i always wanted to be...a Lumberjack! Elves in Mountie uniforms march in Boromir: leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! oh i would sing! sing! sing! I'm a lumberjack and i'm okay i sleep all night and i work all day Elvish Mounties: Hes a Lumberjack and hes okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-21-2005, 11:51 AM	#6772
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	The One Ring, is a wretched thing! Guy behind Boromir: For the last time, you don't have heat vision! So just sit down! OR Boromir spots a penny on the floor! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-21-2005, 12:32 PM	#6773
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Boromir, with his cocky strut and fixed concentration, tried to mask the fact that he passed gas upon standing. The dwarves and humans were not fooled! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

08-21-2005, 12:42 PM	#6774
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	Despite being surrounded by the finest dwarvish and Noldorin craftsmen remaining in Middle Earth, Boromir is the only one who notices that the giant sundial is upside down.. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-21-2005, 02:46 PM	#6775
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 766	Boromir: Wait a second...was that there before? __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

08-21-2005, 03:01 PM	#6776
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Eye see thee! People began to worry when Boromir began to hallucinate Aragorn bowing before him... OR Boromir prepares to eat the One Ring. Gimli: He's going to do it! I can't believe it! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-21-2005, 03:04 PM	#6777
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,032	Gimli was betting a bar of gold that Boromir would lose the staring contest against the pedestal.

08-21-2005, 04:28 PM	#6778
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Boromir gamely offers to get up and change the channel on the mysteriously minimal Elvish television set. "They could at least pretend it has a remote. Weirdos." OR Many years ago, when cash was tight, Elrond agreed to allow McDonalds to sponsor his stone pedestals. __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-21-2005, 07:25 PM	#6779
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	The Middle-earth strongest man competition gets under way. Or... Boromir: This is the Ring? But...Frodo said it was like carrying a 5,000 lb stone, not that it was one, I don't think he ment for us to take it literally. Erestor: Well Frodo isn't here is he, so it's left to us. This is definitely the Ring. When Frodo said it was like carrying a 5,000 lb stone, he literally ment it was 5,000 lb stone. It's like how Balrogs have a shadow reaching out like two vast wings. Obviously, Balrogs have wings...Don't you know anything? Man next to the Dwarf: Yes, also like how Sauron's an eye. They wouldn't refer to Sauron as an eye if he wasn't an eye. Erestor: Exactly. So, Frodo wouldn't have told us it was like a 5,000 lb stone, unless it was a 5,000 lb stone. Get it? __________________ Fenris Penguin Last edited by Boromir88; 08-21-2005 at 07:29 PM.

08-21-2005, 08:56 PM	#6781
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Boromir: "Excuse me, is that a masonic symbol?" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-22-2005, 01:25 AM	#6782
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,301	Even finest Gondorian leather could not protect Boromir's nether regions from thumbtacks put on his chair by every single member of the council... __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

08-22-2005, 03:07 AM	#6783
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Just as Boromir got up to change the channel, the evil Television thief strikes again! OR Boromir has "Kick me" written on his back, Gimli can hardly hold in his laughter. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-22-2005, 06:31 AM	#6785
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Boromir: "Sorry about this, lads. Just carry on without me for a few minutes. I think I've drunk too much Miruvor." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-22-2005, 06:48 AM	#6786
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 452	Boromir can no longer hide his broken foot. or Boromir: Almost there...oh, darn it! I hate Mapquest!

08-22-2005, 06:52 AM	#6787
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,170	Boromir: "This is a set up. There's supposed to be a sword in it. A huge sword. And I can remove it. I swear I can. I am the once and future Arthir." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

08-22-2005, 08:14 AM	#6788
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Boromir finally cracks, and challenges the block of stone to a joust. or Boromir had only turned away for a split-second, but it was a grave mistake. He looked back toward the pedestal, and noticed that the pie which he had left there was gone. Someone had stolen it. But who? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-22-2005, 08:14 AM	#6789
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,407	Boromir takes a deep breath before demonstrating his karate-chop. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

08-22-2005, 08:58 AM	#6790
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,468	What REALLY happened at the Councl of Elrond Boromir: No, no, no, no hic ... no! No, really. Lisshen hic to me. I know what we should do. Yesh I do. Really. I really really do. hic I really really really hic do. We should take thish ... er ... um ... what ish it again? Ah yesh ... thish ... er ... Ring thingy. hic And we should uszhe it againsht Shauma ... Sharum ... er ... that bad guy. Yesh, that'sh what I think. hic I really really really do. burp Ah, Aragorn mate, I love ya. I really do. You're me beshtesht mate in all the world. Um ... what were we talking about, again ...? All Council members: Thinking Ignore him! Don't make eye contact! Maybe he'll just go away. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-22-2005, 09:28 AM	#6791
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 6,121	Umm...guys...I think we have a problem. stares at the spot where the Ring was just a second ago __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

08-22-2005, 09:39 AM	#6792
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	What the council was actually about All the bachelors from around Middle-earth watch Boromir intently as he demonstrates his "I'm a warrior of Gondor" approach to the mock woman in Elrond's class on Courting Elven Maidens 101 __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

08-22-2005, 10:22 AM	#6793
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	The council was getting so boring that Boromir decided to eat the stone thing in the middle. OR Boromir's entry for the 'modern Art of the Year award' was surprisingly similar to something Gimli had seen in Rivendel once __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-22-2005, 11:09 AM	#6794
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Boromir tries to impress that last race he hasn't offended yet... B: Whoa! Nice piece of rock here, I am most certian it's granite... glances at Gimli G: flusters up Ah! You stooopid man! Any idiot can tell that's just a piece of styro-foam, cleverly painted to look like stone, and it's not even granite paint... You've clearly managed to offend me. B: slowly falls back in chair... Elrond: Gimli! I will have none of this! Clearly as you can see, this is a fine piece of china! ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-22-2005, 12:59 PM	#6795
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,121	Boromir would have knelt before Aragorn and recognized him as the true king if only he wasn't feeling so arthritic. Really, he would.

08-22-2005, 01:10 PM	#6796
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,661	Boro looks menacingly(sp?) at the new pic. Bilbo tries to joke his way out of getting arrested. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin Last edited by wilwarin538; 08-22-2005 at 01:28 PM.

08-22-2005, 01:13 PM	#6797
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Shoes! Bilbo shows off how many times he has changed the Riddles in the Dark Chapter. OR Bilbo shows off how many times he saw Gandalf the grey uncloaked. Frodo thought it was no laughing matter. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...