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Old 10-26-2009, 11:35 AM   #13401
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Grima often avoided Theoden's wrath by going below his line of sight.

Grima: He NEVER looks down.
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Old 10-26-2009, 11:55 AM   #13402
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Wormtongue as he picks up his camera:

"Yes! Yes! Work for me Kingy. Shake that booty!
Gandalf, you're next. Show me rage-anger-vengeance! That's it!!!
Eowyn hon, you're next. I want to see a pout. Come
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And people. You guards. This runway MUST be ready by tomorrow.
That darling man Saruman is coming to see the latest
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Old 10-26-2009, 05:04 PM   #13403
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Old 10-26-2009, 05:08 PM   #13404
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Theoden: You see those three people standing up there?

Grima: Yea

Thoeden: I love those people, now only if I could figure out who the short one and blond one are.
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Old 10-26-2009, 05:22 PM   #13405
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Theoden does his Mr Gumby impersonation..

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Old 10-26-2009, 05:29 PM   #13406
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Gandalf made a fortune by staging bum-fights in Rohan.

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Theoden did not at all find it funny that Grimma had glued uncooked spaghetti to his head, as a joke.

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Old 10-27-2009, 11:04 AM   #13407
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GANDALF: Where's Aragorn gone?

LEGOLAS: He was here a moment ago.

GRIMA: Please don't set him on me as well, it's not fair.

GIMLI: I'll just go and find him.

THEODEN: Who the hell is this Aragorngon?
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Old 10-30-2009, 06:09 AM   #13408
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Theoden: Now, Grima, you stay there and keep that step fixed to the ground!

Grima: But sire, gravity does that by itself, you don't need me to-

Theoden: Hey! Who's king around here?

Grima: *sigh* You are, sire.

Theoden: That's right!

OR

Theoden: Grima! I told you to keep my coat on my shoulders! It's slipping down! You are banished!
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Old 10-31-2009, 03:20 AM   #13409
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Old 11-01-2009, 09:01 AM   #13410
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Grima, Theoden and Gandalf work out the riddle of the Sphinx.
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Old 11-03-2009, 04:33 PM   #13411
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Theoden's "hilarious" trapdoor prank would have went more smoothly had Grima not been so fat.
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:14 AM   #13412
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I couldn't help myself . . .

"Theoden King, do not turn around. Gandalf just . . . UNCLOAKED!"
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:37 AM   #13413
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Grima: Don't even breathe. His vision is based on movement!

ThÚoden: I'm not a T-rex, Grima.

Grima: ... ah... I'm screwed then.
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:47 AM   #13414
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Theoden: HAHA Grima I found you, the riders, Gandalf, Legolas, Eowyn, even Gimli... now where did that pesky Aragorn hide? Tell ME!

EDIT: Realized this was the same Idea as Narfoccs.. oops :rollseyes:
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Old 11-23-2009, 09:16 AM   #13415
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Theoden: Where is the new pic!



Frodo: Woah! Gandalf! Ever consider closing the stall door!

Gandalf: I blasted it because I couldn't get it open
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Old 11-23-2009, 10:15 AM   #13416
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Frodo finally understood why the Balrod had been so insistent on ignoring his claims of 'you cannot pass'. Someone had put a "ignore everything I say" sign on his back.

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Frodo was not sure hot to react to the fact that Gandalf had just eaten his hat.
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Old 11-23-2009, 12:54 PM   #13418
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Frodo:- Gandalf, why is your hair smouldering?

Gandalf:- It's this new weed I'm trying, it gives off a little bit too much methane.

Frodo:- You're not trying the one called Largebottom Leaf invented by Tootbad Holeblower are you?
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:33 PM   #13419
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Frodo berates Gandalf mercilessly as he tries to remember his 'Downs password.
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Old 11-23-2009, 09:14 PM   #13420
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Sorry for another one of these but I think I finally came up with one that works.

Frodo stares blankly at Gandalf as he remembers the Night of Uncloaking.
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Old 11-24-2009, 03:54 AM   #13421
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Gandalf reconsiders the wisdom of Agent Elrond's statement that Hobbits are a virus.
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Old 11-24-2009, 08:24 AM   #13422
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Gandalf: Shh Frodo! Don't break my concentration, I need to beat this trogolodyte in a staring contest.

Frodo: You're aware that trogolodytes don't have eyes...right?

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Old 11-24-2009, 12:19 PM   #13423
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Old 11-25-2009, 08:32 PM   #13424
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Gandalf: It's hopeless Frodo. We can't beat Sauron.
Frodo: The last thing Bilbo said to me before we left Rivendell was, 'Frods,' he said, 'sometime when the nine walkers are up against it and the breaks are beating them, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Shire!'

Oh, and if that doesn't work, send in Rudy.
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Old 11-25-2009, 09:11 PM   #13425
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Frodo: What's the matter Gandalf?

Gandalf: *Sigh* Saruman replaced my underpants with jelly again.

Frodo: I see... Wait... What?
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Old 11-29-2009, 06:29 PM   #13426
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Frodo: Woah. Look at Aragorn in the new pic!

Gandalf: I know, I've been wondering if we should ditch him.



*^d% *ca$*&% ^f*#*te

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Aragorn steps on a nail.

or put the two together.
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Old 11-29-2009, 06:32 PM   #13427
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Old 11-30-2009, 02:21 AM   #13428
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Aragorn: THIS..IS..GOOOOONDOOOOR!

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Aragorn shopping at Walmart on Black Friday
Aragorn: I saw that TV First ARGHHH

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Aragorn: LEGGO MY EGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOO
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Aragorn: Must... Stop... GANDALF!!!

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Just before delivering the final line of his epic rallying speech, Aragorn sneezed, thus ruining the whole thing.
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:27 PM   #13431
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:44 AM   #13433
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Movie Aragorn speaking to Lurtz:
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"Hello. My name is Aragorn Strider. You killed Boromir. Prepare to die."
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Old 12-02-2009, 01:35 PM   #13434
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Aragorn does his best Warg impression.

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*Aragorn does his best Warg impression*

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Lord of the Rings.... the musical
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Right about then, Aragorn stepped on the garden rake.

Or...

Right about then, Aragorn tripped the hidden trap door.

Or...

Right about then, Aragorn ran into Pippin's wingÚd helm.

Or...

Right about then, Aragorn turned tail and bravely charged the other way.

Or...

Right about then, Aragorn charged the wrong Black Gate and swore off Mapquest forever.

Or...

"Do you hear that, King of Gondor? Those are the shrieking Nazgul. They always shriek the loudest when they're about to feed on human flesh!"

(Aragorn doesn't get eaten by the Nazgul at this time)

Or...

To his eternal shame, Aragorn's victory shout sounded more like a victory squeal.

Or...

"Disooorder! Disoorder! Disoooo-oooo-oorder!"

Or...

Right about then, Oddwen ran out of
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After getting tired of his Warg impression, Aragorn tried the next one on the list... the Angry Ranger.
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Right about then, Aragorn stepped on the garden rake.

Or...

Right about then, Aragorn tripped the hidden trap door.

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Right about then, Aragorn ran into Pippin's wingÚd helm.

Or...

Right about then, Aragorn turned tail and bravely charged the other way.

Or...

Right about then, Aragorn charged the wrong Black Gate and swore off Mapquest forever.

Or...

"Do you hear that, King of Gondor? Those are the shrieking Nazgul. They always shriek the loudest when they're about to feed on human flesh!"

(Aragorn doesn't get eaten by the Nazgul at this time)

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To his eternal shame, Aragorn's victory shout sounded more like a victory squeal.

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"Disooorder! Disoorder! Disoooo-oooo-oorder!"

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Right about then, Oddwen ran out of
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Right about then, Aragorn stepped into a bear trap
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